okitaiji:
good morning famz hope you all slept well, may the beauty of today never elude any of us we shall all print our CUL with joy tmao...

marvluv I sight u dear have a nice day ahead, kumee baby u are my wife already no one shall come btw us,..

my one and only goddess slimfitdiva yes our night was splendid because despite bruhaha u still cover me with ur utmost blanket tnk you darling

abishaddy my heaven on earth, you are my sweetening and romantic voice to my ear yesternight in order to resolve all the happening in our family.u I love you my dear

my love lvlink were art thou.. I have not been seeing you lately I miss you like die... I would like to find my refuge in your house today because my home is on fire with slimfitdiva and abishaddy in the house.

all my goons here fraiser, giftiebrown, sunnepa17, precious91, eaglevision, IG, oyehomie, ray4000, villageGoat, that guy that want to compete my slimfitdiva with me, we shall see... and all the beautiful and handsome bae and guys here don't allow govt insensitive to our plight deprive you of your joy...LOVE YOU ALL.

candicejay baby I will reply u specifically soon, enjoy your day ahead

Dnt worry ur bonga fish head...DT fire will be put out today.....as we wil be packing out of ur house.... You can den av all d ladies in d village*an advice, no pass ur boundary wit d engaged ones ooo* as for myself.....proposal don plenty...... I go do screening b4 interview go follow join kom chus d one who my gele go fit....

maccabi:




I hail oooo plus night was Cold and worth rising for this morning , thanks to Jah

Hallelujah!..... Hope u go follow join at d elders court today sha..

SMartins1:
Elder fraiser I greet you, how we wan take control the traffic for ere tomorrow?
kumee ,how are you? hope you slept well?

Yeah, ND u?

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ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
1 DAY TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
9 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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FOREIGN QUOTE OF DAY:
It is important to make sure that we are talking with each other in a way that heals, not in a way that wounds - BARACK OBAMA.



MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
I belong to everybody and i belong to nobody- MUHAMMADU BUHARI
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HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) we cannot build an economy where corruption is the working capital- MUHAMMADU BUHARI

2) Person wey borrow cloth go party no dey dance too much - NAIJA PROVERBS
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[b] SHORT JOKES
1) The following conversation ensued between Johnny and Emeka
EMEKA- Why do you always hold your wife's hand when you visit shopping malls?
JOHNNY- Because if i leave her hand, she will go for shopping. It looks romantic but actually it is economic.

2) Johnny pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted
2 Minutes later his pastor message came in:
PASTOR- How are you?
JOHNNY- I am fine my daddy
PASTOR- May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May the thunder of blessing strike you and your family
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May God slash you with the axe of life
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May God stab you with the knife of riches
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May the world trade centre of happiness collapse on you and your family
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- Are you there?
JOHNNY- Yes, my daddy
PASTOR- You should be saying amen to claim the blessings
JOHNNY- ok, may the over speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family. May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members.
May the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in jesus name
PASTOR- (no reply)
JOHNNY- You should be saying amen to claim these prayers
PASTOR- May thunder fire you! Idiot...
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HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

Slimfitdiva:

Hallelujah!..... Hope u go follow join at d elders court today sha..

Oh okay ... When the time is set , have u filed up all the divorce docs already !!!

jubrealguy:
day was fine, night was perfect, how's your boo boo, my senior man, oga Fraiser abi na okitaiji...... lolz

Good morning

jubreel u na my guy na, why u com dey mention okitaiji for my babe matter again... Take ur tym o... Morni bawx, hw ur nyt?

Gooooood m o r n i n g g u y s......
Tomorrow don dey intoxicate me alredi.....
It is going to be gud news for us all tomao ijn....

Oooo....it's like me gonna freeze right now...i like am pass hell ofcos.......

As it is just few hrs to the official CUL printing,i think its now tym for me to find a gorgeous n adoring orente in this villa,you Know as dey say Behind every successful CUL dere is a woman..... Goodmorning!

Slimfitdiva:
Goodmorning gr8 hamlet. How was each and evry1 night? 80% call up loading.... May we all find favor in the sight of God and that of the officials..... A lovely weather it is this morning.. You all have a pleasant day ahead in anticipation of our letter.....one luvvvvvvvvvvv

morni sweet, hw was ur nyt... Amen to dat, we are matching com may 21, notin is stoping us by God's grace

@Slimfitdiva My dear don't worry about the divorce proceedings at the village Square today because you just got another legal luminary added to your legal team, and victory is what I promise you.I forgot to tell you that i am also a barrister,a bussiness tycoon and also a philantropist so dont worry any how okitaiji wants it i will give it to him except he is related to dangote or danjuma . Sunypa can be the lead counsel in this case but trust me my experience in the legal field will fast track the judgment in your favour. As for my six packs do you know how many slim fit tea I took just to unite with my slimfitdiva. Before I forget how many litres of fuel do you want for today alone.

olisestephen212:
@slimfitdiba aren't you tired of all this small boiz chasing you around. while not come to the real deal,which is me. I have so much to offer. I have an untapped love to give to you, I have enough fuel to provide you daily,and you will even forget that fuel now sells for 145naira, and trust me I am a sugar daddy with a difference,one who has six packs and a lot of oil money to water this our young proposed love. I know those small boiz will come straight away to attack me but my dear don't worry I have a thick skin like kpomo@ DG minister of women affairs NYSC.Fraiser.

nawa for u o... Na okitaiji my sure padi u dey call small boi? If hin catch u ano dey dia o...

CandiceJay:
Good morning beautiful people. Its just a few hours to printing of CUL, all glory to God.

Okitaiji, it's not my fault dat i only sneak in every evening. You know one has got to conserve battery in dis our naija of today where light is gold. I ain't got much to spare, really missing out on d fun in dis villa. May God answer my prayer nd give those nitwits called Nepa some sense.

IghravwelG, my misses are unexplainable, i bliv you are good.

See y'all later

nice one babe, such an awsome submision from u, enjoy ur day dear...

Good morning beautiful people, it's almost here. Wishing you all the very best as we unveil our call up letter tomorrow. . .

Slimfitdiva:

Oh dear, dis ur honey creamy sugar coated mouth dey mk fear grip me so..that's how I fell 4 okitaiji the endowed and renowned player. Are you sure the claimed 6packs you've got ain't push up bra you putting on 2 deceive me so?...but not 2 worry....today is the elders meeting which we see 2 it that abishaddy and myself divorce okitaiji...... Hope you will be at the square 2 cheer me and my lawyer sunypa on...till then keep your so called sugar daddy with a difference skin plus your thick pomo thing in one piece oooo....cuz fraiser will need interrogate you for me....
Have a wonderful day..

lol... Dat means oyo is his case already because hin no go ever pass my interrogation...

marvluv:

lolz...na oga Fraiser jare bur E don dey fuckup sha..

Good morning & hope u are not feeling dis bad cold I'm filin ova here??

awwwww babe why will u b saying dis kyn of tin in d public na... U know am d best hubby na nd u know how much I adore u, nd u re here bursting my bobbles...hmmmm

marvluv:

good morning dear, my night was splendid & urs

my nyt was beautiful because u made my nyt luv...

ray4000:

Come u can see we are busy na y we are not online. When u dey reason my girl mata why I no go kidnap am commot. Morin

lol... Kidnap her no worry am coming bringing ransom to bail her out of your den bfor u cause harm to dat innocent babe...

ray4000:

Come u can see we are busy na y we are not online. When u dey reason my girl mata why I no go kidnap am commot. Morin

lol... Kidnap her no worry am coming bringing ransom to bail her out of your den bfor u cause harm to suogal dat innocent babe...

Woken up What do you tell yourself every morning of each day as you start the day?

Moses would say "Lord if you don't go with us or before us we ain't going nowhere"

Abraham will say "The Lord will provide."

Jacob would say "I won't let go of you
unless you bless me."

Joshua would say: "As for me and my house we will serve the Lord"

Samuel would say: "Speak Lord for thy servant is listening."

Nehemiah would say: The joy of the Lord is my strength"

David would say "The Lord is my shepherd I
shall not want" and "this is the day that the Lord has made and I will rejoice and be glad in it."

Solomon would say "Trust in the Lord oh my soul and lean not on your own understanding, in all your ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct your path"

Isaiah would say: "Arise and shine for your glory has come."
And
"No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper"

Jeremiah would say "The Lord has plans to prosper me and not to harm or fail me."

Jabez would say "Oh that you may bless me
and extend my territory."

Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego would
say: "We will not bow down to any image but will serve the Lord."

Ezekiel would say " Any dry bones in my life, live again."

Peter would say: "I will cast my cares upon the Lord for He cares."

Paul would say: "the Lord will supply all my needs and I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me ."

Moral: Adopt your morning statement of faith and speak it and meditate on in it daily. It will change your mindset. Amen.

SMartins1:
Elder fraiser I greet you, how we wan take control the traffic for ere tomorrow?
kumee ,how are you? hope you slept well?

lol... Gudmorni baba... Dont worry about d traffic, av already mobilised my goons to mount road block on all d entrance to d village b it road, sea, rail nd air entrance, na dem d visitors go pay d money wey we go take flex our beautiful baes in dis village for camp...

jubrealguy:
no mind am jare, if no b say na my realestG, i for don find u one single guy......buh u sef dey fresh na, my guy dey take care of u. Baby! d cold bad trutru, buh i no mind extra cold sef cos d heat wey hep us start ds year bad gan

ahhh my padi u know how much I value marvluv na, pls help me clear her doubt so dat she knows hw much care about her... Baba dis weda na d best o, dat heat won kill person...

Northkendal:
Morning sweethearts, trust u all slept well? Tumao is d dayyyy..'shaking my sexy ass'

sup babe... Oya shake it more... More... More... Yea naso I dey feel u... Na CUL fit do am tomoro...

okitaiji:
good morning famz hope you all slept well, may the beauty of today never elude any of us we shall all print our CUL with joy tmao...

marvluv I sight u dear have a nice day ahead, kumee baby u are my wife already no one shall come btw us,..

my one and only goddess slimfitdiva yes our night was splendid because despite bruhaha u still cover me with ur utmost blanket tnk you darling

abishaddy my heaven on earth, you are my sweetening and romantic voice to my ear yesternight in order to resolve all the happening in our family.u I love you my dear

my love lvlink were art thou.. I have not been seeing you lately I miss you like die... I would like to find my refuge in your house today because my home is on fire with slimfitdiva and abishaddy in the house.

all my goons here fraiser, giftiebrown, sunnepa17, precious91, eaglevision, IG, oyehomie, ray4000, villageGoat, that guy that want to compete my slimfitdiva with me, we shall see... and all the beautiful and handsome bae and guys here don't allow govt insensitive to our plight deprive you of your joy...LOVE YOU ALL.

candicejay baby I will reply u specifically soon, enjoy your day ahead

okitaiji baba... Notin do u bro... Gudmorni... Hope u av a nice nyt..

Morning pals..Pls the WhatsApp admin should add me to d group with this nos 07030790128

jubrealguy:
Brother Okitaji, coman confam if the ass is really sexy.

Good morning

my guy go ahead and weigh the inches my submit the report to me asap, I know say nortkendal tin d good

finally, it is just a day to know where..............




congrats guy....... we are meant for the top