| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by iamdynamite(m): 10:02am On May 12, 2016 |
VillageGOAT:
COUNTDOWN FOR THE RUMOUR MONGERS IN STREAM II GOING WITH BATCH B
CAMP OPENING- 180 days to go - Starting on the 27th of november 2016
POP- Starting and ending on the 27th of october 2020
Cc
Rumour mongers lol....no mind them jare............. |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by lollydope(f): 10:03am On May 12, 2016 |
VillageGOAT:
President Oyehomie's baby mamas No!!! my padi won't do that cc oyehomz1... |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by okitaiji(m): 10:04am On May 12, 2016 |
Northkendal:
Morning sweethearts, trust u all slept well? Tumao is d dayyyy..'shaking my sexy ass' hello my sugar it is my privilege to welcome you to my inner chamber so that I can weigh your "sexy ass" well, hope your night was good |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by okitaiji(m): 10:07am On May 12, 2016 |
Slimfitdiva:
Same here..I dey feel am but na okitaiji feel am pass as me and abishaddy send am mk him go sleep boys quarters.. my dear more than hell fire but it will quench today |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by okitaiji(m): 10:10am On May 12, 2016 |
Slimfitdiva:
Dnt worry ur bonga fish head...DT fire will be put out today.....as we wil be packing out of ur house.... You can den av all d ladies in d village*an advice, no pass ur boundary wit d engaged ones ooo* as for myself.....proposal don plenty...... I go do screening b4 interview go follow join kom chus d one who my gele go fit.... calm down bae if you pack out what will bcom of me? I'm nothing without u on my side |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 10:11am On May 12, 2016 |
Ray4000 and his babe suogal 3 Likes 
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| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Geegar(m): 10:13am On May 12, 2016 |
Primusinterpares:
make una help me ask am why he dey book space?... Maybe e don dey used to the habit of booking space. Or maybe na one of those ftc guys...#no offense. niccur hope u nat referrin to mi oh.. ah swear!!i no wan los ma... just dah small plot of land ah no evn sure ee reach plot sef u don dey miss yan alwedi?! |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Slimfitdiva(f): 10:16am On May 12, 2016 |
maccabi:
Oh okay ... When the time is set , have u filed up all the divorce docs already !!! Trust me.....I don yarn dem already...today na today |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 10:17am On May 12, 2016 |
IghravweIG and his wife barongmj 
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| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by okitaiji(m): 10:17am On May 12, 2016 |
Fraiser:
jubreel u na my guy na, why u com dey mention okitaiji for my babe matter again... Take ur tym o... Morni bawx, hw ur nyt? wic matter did you get for my wife head or u want to steal from her? morning padi |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Precious91(m): 10:18am On May 12, 2016 |
VillageGOAT:
Picture of fraiser and his 4 wives - marvluv, honeybash, candicejay and slimfitdiva you be villagegoat true true.Good morning boss |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 10:19am On May 12, 2016 |
lollydope:
No!!! my padi won't do that
cc
oyehomz1... lolz... As a presido wey him be na, girls will be dying for him, so anything can happen  |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Precious91(m): 10:19am On May 12, 2016 |
VillageGOAT:
IghravweIG and his wife barongmj hehehe.Falls from mat  |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Sunnepa17(m): 10:20am On May 12, 2016 |
Slimfitdiva:
Oh dear, dis ur honey creamy sugar coated mouth dey mk fear grip me so..that's how I fell 4 okitaiji the endowed and renowned player. Are you sure the claimed 6packs you've got ain't push up bra you putting on 2 deceive me so?...but not 2 worry....today is the elders meeting which we see 2 it that abishaddy and myself divorce okitaiji...... Hope you will be at the square 2 cheer me and my lawyer sunypa on...till then keep your so called sugar daddy with a difference skin plus your thick pomo thing in one piece oooo....cuz fraiser will need interrogate you for me....
Have a wonderful day.. Lol...Top of d morning 2u sis nd Ho̶̶̷̲̥̩̥̅̊͡ was ya nite. Am just among d village elders, Oyehomie is our lawyer |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 10:21am On May 12, 2016 |
Precious91:
you be villagegoat true true.Good morning boss hehehhe.... Morning to you too... Hope say you don buy the champagne for Tomorrow poppin ... No time to say no time |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by okitaiji(m): 10:21am On May 12, 2016 |
Fraiser:
nawa for u o... Na okitaiji my sure padi u dey call small boi? If hin catch u ano dey dia o... abeg no gist him until what happens in 1990 repeat itself first |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Slimfitdiva(f): 10:21am On May 12, 2016 |
olisestephen212:
@Slimfitdiva My dear don't worry about the divorce proceedings at the village Square today because you just got another legal luminary added to your legal team, and victory is what I promise you.I forgot to tell you that i am also a barrister,a bussiness tycoon and also a philantropist so dont worry any how okitaiji wants it i will give it to him except he is related to dangote or danjuma . Sunypa can be the lead counsel in this case but trust me my experience in the legal field will fast track the judgment in your favour. As for my six packs do you know how many slim fit tea I took just to unite with my slimfitdiva. Before I forget how many litres of fuel do you want for today alone. Awwwww.....that's so good 2 know......okitaiji no go escape this one......as dem elder talk say one day 4 the their nd anoda day 4 d owner........I gat solid six packs men behind me....but abt d fuel.....no worry as NEPA don land us light dis morn after 2weeks of failure..... Iwo lenu tie ojere |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Sunnepa17(m): 10:22am On May 12, 2016 |
SMartins1:
baba! Twas good ooo.
Yet another day,another countdown... it's been God all the way.
Ɣξαђ Ɣξαђ ...morning olowo ori lvlink |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Geegar(m): 10:23am On May 12, 2016 |
VillageGOAT:
Ray4000 and his babe suogal wich of ez babez VillageGOAT:
Ray4000 and his babe suogal wich of ez babez |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Slimfitdiva(f): 10:23am On May 12, 2016 |
Fraiser:
lol... Dat means oyo is his case already because hin no go ever pass my interrogation... After u, na still u.....I trust ur judgement..... Ride on my elder.....agba a da le ooo |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by lollydope(f): 10:23am On May 12, 2016 |
VillageGOAT:
lolz... As a presido wey him be na, girls will be dying for him, so anything can happen En Olw..... He won't dare do this to his wife...lol..but wait o, where did you see all these memes nah |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by inspire700(m): 10:24am On May 12, 2016 |
VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:
ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
1 DAY TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)
CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
9 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)
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NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.
FOREIGN QUOTE OF DAY:
It is important to make sure that we are talking with each other in a way that heals, not in a way that wounds - BARACK OBAMA.
MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
I belong to everybody and i belong to nobody- MUHAMMADU BUHARI
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HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) we cannot build an economy where corruption is the working capital- MUHAMMADU BUHARI
2) Person wey borrow cloth go party no dey dance too much - NAIJA PROVERBS
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[b] SHORT JOKES
1) The following conversation ensued between Johnny and Emeka
EMEKA- Why do you always hold your wife's hand when you visit shopping malls?
JOHNNY- Because if i leave her hand, she will go for shopping. It looks romantic but actually it is economic.
2) Johnny pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted
2 Minutes later his pastor message came in:
PASTOR- How are you?
JOHNNY- I am fine my daddy
PASTOR- May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May the thunder of blessing strike you and your family
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May God slash you with the axe of life
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May God stab you with the knife of riches
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- May the world trade centre of happiness collapse on you and your family
JOHNNY- (no reply)
PASTOR- Are you there?
JOHNNY- Yes, my daddy
PASTOR- You should be saying amen to claim the blessings
JOHNNY- ok, may the over speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family. May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members.
May the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in jesus name
PASTOR- (no reply)
JOHNNY- You should be saying amen to claim these prayers
PASTOR- May thunder fire you! Idiot...
.[/b]
HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc
VillageGoat you too much oooo. yes o CUL printing is by the corner |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by VillageGOAT: 10:25am On May 12, 2016 |
Okitaiji and his wife abishaddy taking their baby girl to school 
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| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Sunnepa17(m): 10:26am On May 12, 2016 |
Northkendal:
Morning sweethearts, trust u all slept well? Tumao is d dayyyy..'shaking my sexy ass' Lol...yeah, morning sis, and Ho̶̶̷̲̥̩̥̅̊͡ ya nite also...ɖɨs ur ass nah Mario ooo |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by tabithababy(f): 10:26am On May 12, 2016 |
Please how do I print my call up letter using uc browser on my bb?   who will explain to me.  |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Sunnepa17(m): 10:29am On May 12, 2016 |
okitaiji:
good morning famz hope you all slept well, may the beauty of today never elude any of us we shall all print our CUL with joy tmao...
marvluv I sight u dear have a nice day ahead, kumee baby u are my wife already no one shall come btw us,..
my one and only goddess slimfitdiva yes our night was splendid because despite bruhaha u still cover me with ur utmost blanket tnk you darling
abishaddy my heaven on earth, you are my sweetening and romantic voice to my ear yesternight in order to resolve all the happening in our family.u I love you my dear
my love lvlink were art thou.. I have not been seeing you lately I miss you like die... I would like to find my refuge in your house today because my home is on fire with slimfitdiva and abishaddy in the house.
all my goons here fraiser, giftiebrown, sunnepa17, precious91, eaglevision, IG, oyehomie, ray4000, villageGoat, that guy that want to compete my slimfitdiva with me, we shall see... and all the beautiful and handsome bae and guys here don't allow govt insensitive to our plight deprive you of your joy...LOVE YOU ALL.
candicejay baby I will reply u specifically soon, enjoy your day ahead
Lol....morning padi mi |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by okitaiji(m): 10:30am On May 12, 2016 |
lollydope:
No!!! my padi won't do that
cc
oyehomz1... why u look like my baby slimfitdiva like that, shey na you be her twinie were she the tell me about? abeg try come my home make I see whether I can mistake you to my slimfitdiva |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Fraiser(m): 10:30am On May 12, 2016 |
VillageGOAT:
Picture of fraiser and his 4 wives - marvluv, honeybash, candicejay and slimfitdiva lol.... VillageGoat u don turn me to fela anikulapo finish o... Nice one baba, its only takes a man wisdom to keep four women happy in one home as dia husband... I luv all my baes ... Lol... |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Precious91(m): 10:30am On May 12, 2016 |
okitaiji:
good morning famz hope you all slept well, may the beauty of today never elude any of us we shall all print our CUL with joy tmao...
marvluv I sight u dear have a nice day ahead, kumee baby u are my wife already no one shall come btw us,..
my one and only goddess slimfitdiva yes our night was splendid because despite bruhaha u still cover me with ur utmost blanket tnk you darling
abishaddy my heaven on earth, you are my sweetening and romantic voice to my ear yesternight in order to resolve all the happening in our family.u I love you my dear
my love lvlink were art thou.. I have not been seeing you lately I miss you like die... I would like to find my refuge in your house today because my home is on fire with slimfitdiva and abishaddy in the house.
all my goons here fraiser, giftiebrown, sunnepa17, precious91, eaglevision, IG, oyehomie, ray4000, villageGoat, that guy that want to compete my slimfitdiva with me, we shall see... and all the beautiful and handsome bae and guys here don't allow govt insensitive to our plight deprive you of your joy...LOVE YOU ALL.
candicejay baby I will reply u specifically soon, enjoy your day ahead
good morning boss |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Nobody: 10:31am On May 12, 2016 |
I must commend Village Goat. You've tried to unify the room more than the information minister in d other room ever did without acting like you know everything. Meanwhile my dashboard still says i'll be notified when to print CUL. Can it still be tomorrow. |
| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by lollydope(f): 10:31am On May 12, 2016 |
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| Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by MemphisDepay(m): 10:32am On May 12, 2016 |
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