Ifabernard:


wait till my dashboard open.

Lol... In Fact no worry I Dey go look for both the gong and the stick on Jumia now now...

BornMarch15:

Did Nysc announce dat official printing of cul was gna start by 2pm?

Lol no o. It was as announced by daudae1. But I trust the guy, e no go show face come explain anything lailai. Same thing happened during stream1 time when CUL were printable at night instead of 2p.m as announced by daudae. Won't blame him dou, he only gave us info he had knowledge of.

Geegar:

my fingertips no dey evn gree mi typ in my password correctly...dez peepo wan kill pesin 4 yung age lyk diz o...

nysc matter don tire me o, I no know why dem dey do us lyk dis o, den just won make person hbp for young age...

kceewhyte:
same shoe me n u dey wear

nawa for dis pple o, i dey fear o

Good morning to yall anxious and nervous villagers.lol
hope we all slept well?

One thing is certain which is Orientation course(camp) starts on the 21st of may,besides some stream1 peeps cdnt print their CUL until the nxt day,but tomorrow isnt a working day therefore today shld still b intact,nevertheless NYSC has always loved to toy with our feelings with their fire brigade approach nd cluelessness,so lets all take a chill pill and see how things pan out,our camp is sure nxt week,think that should b our consolation after all the rumours.#Shalom
cc - all

Love yall

Aieboocaar:


My broda no be small tin o! This pple no get human sympathy atall. After i don make announcement finish say na today i dey print callup

as in I don tire, person no come see date for dashboard sef...

Aieboocaar:


Mazi ray abeg gather the elders lets devise a means Of making money from this traffic

You want make we way no get date on our dashbord eat u. The pressure too much. Welcome from ur leave

luchiano1:
@ fraiser can't locate d exact link. anyway let's keep our fingers crossed. cos am certain that we all will have cause to smile very soon

no lele bro... Amen to dat... I shall know sey stream3 no dey...

hardiodun:
Bros, it ain't rumours o. Some peeps have actually shared pictures of their dashboard showing the date to be 14th.

den keep ur fingers crossed. me until I c bfor I will blv. I am d newborn Tomas. seeing is believing switie

Fraiser:
baba God no go allow dis shoe hurt us for leg o

Amen oh

ray4000:

My baby hv missed u

how are you na. 300th page Is at hand or NYSC palava nor allow you do anything else

*watches as event unfolds to favour our cause*

suogal:

how are you na. 300th page Is at hand or NYSC palava nor allow you do anything else

Baby na nysc o, dem won kill pesin me no get date an am trying to go deir office now to know why

Ifabernard:

lol....wie r d elders of our land? I neva c mazi sunnepa17 and mazi fraiser. may d gods of our land protect em as de mk dia way to d council meeting.

baba I don comot d council meetin o, I dey one corner where my mind dey shake o...

A male Corp Member was part of the invigillators in a GCE exams holding in the school he was serving.
Right inside the school when the exam was on going,a gal who was looking gorgeous was 'cutting eye' for the Corper, giving the corper a seductive look.
The guy went straight to the girl to find out what her problem was.
It was Maths, so the corper gave the girl the solution to the mathematics question.
After the exam, the Corper wanted to chat up with the girl
"do u think i'm a prostitute? The girl answered rudely. All those actions I was displaying for you in the hall are fake oooo, that's my boyfriend waiting for me ooo..Mugu"..and she laughed!....
The corper said: "do you think I studied Mathematics in the University?
Mtcheeeew!!! all those answers I gave to you were fake!"
The Girl slumped...

Lol and chill out guys... Ease the tension...WeAreUs..we are together in this

Fraiser:
baba I don comot d council meetin o, I dey one corner where my mind dey shake o...

fear fear boy.Why you no call slimfitdiva's name now or Okitaiji's

hardiodun:
O boy, see traffic. Make una clear for road o, I wan pass. As for the CUL thingy ehn, me don't knw what to do as my dashboard still does not have the date for CUL printing, but I have that strong conviction I'd be in camp come May 21st. When mumsy asked me about printing CUL today, I have was like "Uh, mummy, don't mind those NYSC people o, dat 13th's just a camouflage, we might only be able to see the letter by nightfall, tomorrow or Sunday sef" Naim I save myself from kweshions wey pass my brain. Hopefully, their 14th will be 14th, Loruko Jesu. Amin.

After telling my parents that I will print me callup letter today, only to see another shocker this morning.

Nysc ti Fe somilenu, ofe somi di oniro

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goodmorning guys...........hmmmmmm what is happening now what is this am hearing about printing call up tomorrow again......after i have boasted to everybody that i will print it today......so what will i tell them again.....tomorrow is not even sure..........chaiiiii

People should calm down. if we could be calm with those commandos and terminator. Aunty and uncle and.neighbours rumors, we can manage a day right?
When I noticed the no cul thingy, my mind just went blank...
I can't fit shout abeg.

Nysc, i want to resign my menial job 2day. Dont let 2mrw b in vain.

we shall all answer d clarion call come may 21st

while we calm our nerves waiting for the CUL printing, who will be our Dj na?

Morning gr8 GC... Dnt need 2 ask abt evry1s night cuz am sure it was in anticipation lyk mine...just kept checking tym 2 see d day break.....now nysc wan fall my hand....which 1 be 14th again.....mum just shook head 4 me now nd walked out without saying a word....nd u knw silence says more Dan words kud express....anyways.... Dier fada....no b me dem go turn 2 a liar b4 my peeps.......

inspire700:
while we calm our nerves waiting for the CUL printing, who will be our Dj na?

U can na!

lonngmann:

After telling my parents that I will print me callup letter today, only to see another shocker this morning.

Nysc ti Fe somilenu, ofe somi di oniro

Awww. I feel ur pain..na same shoe size we wear so oooo

Slimfitdiva:
Morning gr8 GC... Dnt need 2 ask abt evry1s night cuz am sure it was in anticipation lyk mine...just kept checking tym 2 see d day break.....now nysc wan fall my hand....which 1 be 14th again.....mum just shook head 4 me now nd walked out without saying a word....nd u knw silence says more Dan words kud express....anyways.... Dier fada....no b me dem go turn 2 a liar b4 my peeps.......

to stand for bed na something.Nysc has turned us to liar jare.It is well.

Aieboocaar:


U can na!

Elder Ebuka, When is d meeting taking place na.
We need to deliberate on this Nysc palaver
Let's seek the face of the gods o.

Aieboocaar:


U can na!

here is a good song to watch it will inspire700

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcipf61Gmkw

Precious91:

fear fear boy.Why you no call slimfitdiva's name now or Okitaiji's

baba I no blive sey anytin go happen to me wey I no go see d beautiful baes of dis village o, infact all d babes dey resemble guys for my eyes now...

inspire700:
while we calm our nerves waiting for the CUL printing, who will be our Dj na?

make dat DJ thing start for 7pm, na TGIF tins....dah one na if me sef neva find my square root enter igboro.....iyalaya NYSC

jubrealguy:
make dat DJ thing start for 7pm, na TGIF tins....dah one na if me sef neva find my square root enter igboro.....iyalaya NYSC

Lol. Jubreal don vex