saintdennis:


To all the 2008/2009 set there was one legendary ARROW nicknamed maspirano.. jeez that guy ehn! Too much noise and sleek disses full him mouth.

His signature entry into hall4 was 'maspirano Is back again! '. I used to get irritated until I got wind @ d end of d session that the niqqa graduated from maths with a FIRST CLASS! An arrow leaving uniben with a first class? Legendary!

This OP NEVER EVEN TALK ABOUT
*HOT PLATE,
*ROBBERS IN OSASOGIE,
*THE TAX COLLECTORS @ EDO STREET, EKOSODIN
*THE PEOPLE WHO GOT ADMISSION TO CAR PARK NOT UNIBEN,
* THE PRAYER WARRIORS WHO GO TO SPORTS CENTER EARLY IN THE MORNING.
*THE USELESS GIRLS CAMPUS FELLOWSHIPS SEND INTO BOYS HOSTEL TO LURE BOYS TO SERVICE (in fact those babes should put it down as marketing experience on their c.v)
*THE LOVE OF BEANS (among boys)
*THE SINS OF HALL 2 CAR PARK /LOVE GUTTER
*HOW BABES CARRY BOYS TO JUNE12 AND DRAIN THE GUYS POCKET BUYING MISHAL(bread n egg)
*THE DERANGED PEOPLE WHO JOIN MAN 'O WAR AND START THINKING THEY'RE ACTUAL SOLDIERS! LMAO
*THE OLD/STAYLITES WHO GO TO AUDITORIUM TO "HUNT" WHEN A NEW SET STARTS CLEARANCE.


...lemme not mention the coded sides of uniben sef.

Chai!

The entry time has bin stopped OYO 4 guys and gals alike....UNIBEN isn't complete without the mention of Aros and the many christian programmes at the main auditorium

Ekosodin: You walk pass a group of strong men & you greet them "bros' una well done o". After going a bit further, one of the boys from the group calls you & say "Bros, abeg show (your hearts starts beating like a talking drum). Why you dey tell us well done? Abi u give us work do?"
I love Uniben

saintdennis:


To all the 2008/2009 set there was one legendary ARROW nicknamed maspirano.. jeez that guy ehn! Too much noise and sleek disses full him mouth.

His signature entry into hall4 was 'maspirano Is back again! '. I used to get irritated until I got wind @ d end of d session that the niqqa graduated from maths with a FIRST CLASS! An arrow leaving uniben with a first class? Legendary!

This OP NEVER EVEN TALK ABOUT
*HOT PLATE,
*ROBBERS IN OSASOGIE,
*THE TAX COLLECTORS @ EDO STREET, EKOSODIN
*THE PEOPLE WHO GOT ADMISSION TO CAR PARK NOT UNIBEN,
* THE PRAYER WARRIORS WHO GO TO SPORTS CENTER EARLY IN THE MORNING.
*THE USELESS GIRLS CAMPUS FELLOWSHIPS SEND INTO BOYS HOSTEL TO LURE BOYS TO SERVICE (in fact those babes should put it down as marketing experience on their c.v)
*THE LOVE OF BEANS (among boys)
*THE SINS OF HALL 2 CAR PARK /LOVE GUTTER
*HOW BABES CARRY BOYS TO JUNE12 AND DRAIN THE GUYS POCKET BUYING MISHAL(bread n egg)
*THE DERANGED PEOPLE WHO JOIN MAN 'O WAR AND START THINKING THEY'RE ACTUAL SOLDIERS! LMAO
*THE OLD/STAYLITES WHO GO TO AUDITORIUM TO "HUNT" WHEN A NEW SET STARTS CLEARANCE.


...lemme not mention the coded sides of uniben sef.

Bros. U passed thru uniben and uniben passed thru you. U used the correct lingos. No mind OP.

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Pyroxene:
. My bro na u go uniben.. D OP is most likely a current student and I hear nothing much is happening there anymore.. I rep 2003 to 2009 set.. Issues like
Buka 10( the lady dat serves food there is legendary)
Ninja man (the guy dat shoot people in their arse @ nyt when going to Osasogie tru anatomy)
Or is it the regula Aluta with a lot of aluta choir masters
Or is it Hall 2 car park night activities. Or gutter love. Or those man o war dat became like cult ism..... Or the ever jiratin Kegites or the never ending stroking btw hall 2 block E with hall 3 block A,B and D. Those times where fun times

ROTFL... also the hall 3 block (can't remember) reserved for strong men and weed smokers!

Nobody given that block bothers to go and claim the space lmao!

Also can't forget the world renowned uniben WASHY where they will use compliments to insult you AND also the glorious UNIBEN HUG (side hugging) because u no know if her bf na strong man.

And the UNIBEN GREETING /LOYALTY. GUYA:"Bros I hail,

GUY Breply: baba na me hail u pass, I be ur boy.

GuyA: no o bros no change am na, u be my master abeg tap ur boy for back,

GUYB reply: (arches his back) no ooo my oga u bless me o, tap my back make I get courage.

U can't go to uniben and not be a champion

Brilliantlights:
Not like Osasogie was any quiet...robberies where going down weekly there. Great times indeed. I remember those night class at Lt 1 n 2 law faculty n college..those hall 2 nights, those fellowship meetings at sports complex that became current tapping parade after service. The buka...ohh the buka..life savers those guys. Back gate that only few ppl saw..I saw it

Osasogie n robbery sha!! One time it was even possible to predict wia them go rob next; wen dey rob number 10 3days ago, Rob number 11 2days ago, and Rob number 12 yesternite abeg tell me wia dem go rob dis night?
I remember the exodus. Boys were forced to move into school from 7pm n return back to Osasogie by 6am. If u stood by Osasogie gate u wud see the long drove of pple going into sch to form awoko just to avoid being robbed by Ninja man and his cohorts.
Wayback...

saintdennis:


Funny thing is if u don't greet na wahala.
If u greet na still wahala.
Lols.

You female sha so maybe u ain't been asked the question "who be ur bros? I resemble ur brother? Oya come here! Rotfl.

I lived in their den so immunity covered me small

Oh my days

Bros Show. Greatest UNIBEN Ekosodin All the way, I rep FASA

An average uniben students think more than 10km from the box...Very funny and intelligent peeps..

If you can survive uniben you can survive anywere in the world!

saintdennis:


ROTFL... also the hall 3 block (can't remember) reserved for strong men and weed smokers!

Nobody given that block bothers to go and claim the space lmao!

. Hahahah sure. When u go there to claim ur space the weed smoke coming out of the room and d faces u ll see. When they ask u who u are looking for. U ll fake a strange name ;; like I'm looking for Efe where as u don't have any efe as acquaintance. LoooLz

Lilimax:
I thought Ekosodin was mostly for Science and Social Science students whereas Osaosegie was meant for Medical students due to its proximity to UBTH You hardly find a medical student there during my days in UNIBEN

We had about 6 or more medical students then in my hostel in Ekosodin. Medical students were everywhere back then in 2005. Dunno if it has changed now

makarios911:


Osasogie n robbery sha!! One time it was even possible to predict wia them go rob next; wen dey rob number 10 3days ago, Rob number 11 2days ago, and Rob number 12 yesternite abeg tell me wia dem go rob dis night?
I remember the exodus. Boys were forced to move into school from 7pm n return back to Osasogie by 6am. If u stood by Osasogie gate u wud see the long drove of pple going into sch to form awoko just to avoid being robbed by Ninja man and his cohorts.
Wayback...

. I remember aiweroba estate. Site for robbery. The name changed from AIWEROBA to High Way Robber Estate

daveson07:
Bed space:When hostels are open for students to apply, everyone rushes to apply so they can get bed space. First year and final year students are those guaranteed to get and its a game of luck and chance for those students not in their first or final year. Therefore, if they are interested in staying in the hostel, they have to buy from those students, who got but have no intentional of staying. Here, bed space could cost as much as a land in Lekki, no joke.

is that a room in the hostel?

saintdennis:


To all the 2008/2009 set there was one legendary ARROW nicknamed maspirano.. jeez that guy ehn! Too much noise and sleek disses full him mouth.

His signature entry into hall4 was 'maspirano Is back again! '. I used to get irritated until I got wind @ d end of d session that the niqqa graduated from maths with a FIRST CLASS! An arrow leaving uniben with a first class? Legendary!

Maspirano was my friend's elder bro, infact he too was. He's now a lecturer in Maths. His younger too...

Jaymima:
Great Uniben

i was very sure u will say something on this thread.

Same here

clefstone:


Meanwhile, my greatest regret as an ex student of UNIBEN is that I neva lived in the hostel

jewlucy:
Nigerian schools are military camps

Bro, even those that didn't grad from there, but only visited would tell you

omusiliyu:
hope OP will show the pictures of the cultists there.



How UN rate the percentage of cultist in Nigeria higher institutions.

1. Auchi Polytechnic

2. UNIBEN

3. AAU, Ekpoma

4. UNIPORT

5. UNILAG.

Ekpoma should come before Uniben and unilag shouldn't be on the list at all.

unical or ust (rsust)

Xslaze3xd:

Kindly explain The Arrow boys, is it the Same As Aro Boys aka Germans aka Norsemen aka vikings

Nah ARO (VIKINGS) different from

ARROWS(pranksters/jokers).

Arrows just make fun of people and use jokes / yabbings to demoralise or tease people.

abumeinben:


Maspirano was my friend's elder bro, infact he too was. He's now a lecturer in Maths. His younger too...

Yea that's wah I heard, I bet his classes not boring @ all @all

saintdennis:


Nah ARO (VIKINGS) different from

ARROWS(pranksters/jokers).

Arrows just make fun of people and use jokes / yabbings to demoralise or tease people.

Ooooh, I get it.

daveson07:
Lecturer’s threat: Some lecturer’s feel like demigods on campus. Every faculty has its own ‘sadist’ lecturer. From taking attendance to selling pamphlets for as much as N1,500 to just marking you down no matter what you write are common practises of some lecturers. Sometimes you hear, ‘buying this books already gives you 40marks’.

When the class is full but the lecturer hasn’t shown up yet. You want to leave but you can’t because he might step in and take attendance and you honestly don’t want stories that touch.

If that isn't Oga pussycat- tin then It can't be anyone else Prof Alutu of Civil department. Foork him for missed lectures

The most craziest week in UNIBEN is "HALL 3 WEEK".

Funny competition

mitchyy:


We had about 6 or more medical students then in my hostel in Ekosodin. Medical students were everywhere back then in 2005. Dunno if it has changed now

I'm talking about late 90's

daveson07:
Bed space:When hostels are open for students to apply, everyone rushes to apply so they can get bed space. First year and final year students are those guaranteed to get and its a game of luck and chance for those students not in their first or final year. Therefore, if they are interested in staying in the hostel, they have to buy from those students, who got but have no intentional of staying. Here, bed space could cost as much as a land in Lekki, no joke.


www.nairaland.com/attachments/3708177_chiclongcurtainforbedroompluspalebluewallcolorideafeatsimplespacesavingmetalbunkbeddesign_jpegd089695682848a087c7d47c3e2be26dd

Is that how rooms in the university look like?

R
The way guys patiently wait for their babes to come out in front of hall one... Nigeria would have been a better place if they could anticipate the coming of jesus christ like that

Am aspiring for uniben damn it gon b fun....buh I think ekosodin is cooler Dan bfor..

Abeg nah who Man O' War EPP?

saintdennis:


To all the 2008/2009 set there was one legendary ARROW nicknamed maspirano.. jeez that guy ehn! Too much noise and sleek disses full him mouth.

His signature entry into hall4 was 'maspirano Is back again! '. I used to get irritated until I got wind @ d end of d session that the niqqa graduated from maths with a FIRST CLASS! An arrow leaving uniben with a first class? Legendary!


This OP NEVER EVEN TALK ABOUT
*HOT PLATE,
*ROBBERS IN OSASOGIE,
*THE TAX COLLECTORS @ EDO STREET, EKOSODIN
*THE PEOPLE WHO GOT ADMISSION TO CAR PARK NOT UNIBEN,
* THE PRAYER WARRIORS WHO GO TO SPORTS CENTER EARLY IN THE MORNING.
*THE USELESS GIRLS CAMPUS FELLOWSHIPS SEND INTO BOYS HOSTEL TO LURE BOYS TO SERVICE (in fact those babes should put it down as marketing experience on their c.v)
*THE LOVE OF BEANS (among boys)
*THE SINS OF HALL 2 CAR PARK /LOVE GUTTER
*HOW BABES CARRY BOYS TO JUNE12 AND DRAIN THE GUYS POCKET BUYING MISHAL(bread n egg)
*THE DERANGED PEOPLE WHO JOIN MAN 'O WAR AND START THINKING THEY'RE ACTUAL SOLDIERS! LMAO
*THE OLD/STAYLITES WHO GO TO AUDITORIUM TO "HUNT" WHEN A NEW SET STARTS CLEARANCE.


...lemme not mention the coded sides of uniben sef.

martineverest:
Ekosodin: Devils' headquarters. Never lived in that horrible village....osasogie brethren here

Osasogie and Night robbery....
Ekosodin is better than Osasogie in terms of robbery while Osasogie is better in terms of intimidation.
In summary Osasogie is better during the Day...
Ekosodin is better at Night.

As a fresher in Hall 1 or 2, you must have the 'BUNKKY' story to tell.
Remember my bunkky telling me to return my stool after climbing to my bed.