IghravweIG:

Yes my fellow Elder.
Enough is enough jare.
Pls kindly inform Elder Sunnepa17, Ray400, Frasier, Maccabi, the Village head Okitaiji and other council members.
We must leave for the village shrine b4 noon to seek the face of d gods over our plight.
We have had enough!
Today, it is either d gods come to us or we go to them. RUBBISH!!!

lol... Naso o.. If mountain refuse to go to momodu, momodu go carry himsef go meet mountain... We really need to seek d face of d gos @ dis critical tym...

VillageGOAT:

hehehe, na xo bro... I just dey see your babe pics.. Suogal... I swear she too fine... You dey enjoy... I wish say na me catch am first, chai i miss this beautiful cinderella, abeg hold am tight ooo

You no dey hear d name way I dey call her * my Angel*
Sougal my love I hail oo u too beautiful*

ray4000:

So is not ur dad that works in white house dat call ur uncle in aso rock

Lolz, i was the one that called my dad, yes he works in white house USA, so he called my uncle, and na so the call begin dey go, but thank God say the dg of nysc receive him own call tooo... So we no get wahala

Slimfitdiva:
Page #290# is dedicated to my kid bro...happy birthday 2 him...sis loves him sooooooo

hbd to ur bro... Wish him llnp...

giftiebrown:
no vex, i bn dey sleep

If I hear.....lol....fear don catch am.... How was ur night dude?

kumee:
Yes o, u nko

made perfect sense.......how today go be na TGIF

I can see thrillest hiding in that small corner and peeping inside here, ray4000 what do you have to say about this pretty angel?

ultimate73:
lol...... funny guy dats a gud news

yes ooo, a very good news, so no cause for alarm...

callMeAlpha:
All those without date should check again,And remember to thank me later,I jst called my elder brother who works with Nysc,He said they shifted the date to tomorrow so they could inform people without dates wen to print theirs He said we re all printing ours together Tomorrow
Mine has always been showing, He said due to lack of funds b4 the budget was passed,They initially planed on merging those without dates with batch b Bt since the budget has been passed and signed, they decided to fall back to the initial plan of all stream 2 going together,This information is 200% accurate. .so no need to fear

baba abeg shey na joke abi u mean am... We no want joke @ dis critical tym o...

Fraiser:
lol... Naso o.. If mountain refuse to go to momodu, momodu go carry himsef go meet mountain... We really need to seek d face of d gos @ dis critical tym...

Lol. I dey tell u.

Slimfitdiva:
If I hear.....lol....fear don catch am.... How was ur night dude?

my nite ws gd...Urs??
hbd to ur kid bro! nd my regards to ur buttons!

IghravweIG:
Lol. Jubreal don vex

baba, ko si time jare

dadizgurl:
*runs out of ghost mode..... laughing hysterically
Morning ppl . now y'all calm down
if u remembered when stream one printed their own it didn't start going till late in evening and even if NYSC said its now tomorrow 24hrs wee not kill us.
for those of us dat didn't get the dates on our sms . as long as you've got ur call up no , nd ur dashboard is still saying batch A., nd ur sms didnt say because ur not in batch A, I think we are safe.
Meanwhile for those dat dont knw wot to tell dia ppl just tell dem d tin is coming up according to when u registered. nd u regd late so ur own go show from tomorrow
I hope I get the same SOD with some of u here .

#IrepStream2 #teamPatience #21stMay

oya I command u by d power of all d 201 gods of dis city to mention d name of pplle u wish to get d same SOD wit jor...

giftiebrown:
gbam! my babe has spoken! elo bae!

lol... I see u bae

Aieboocaar:


Hehehe! Bros u no lie abeg , getting banned for no reason
Padi me how far na? U don see wetin NYSC dey do pple

Nor mind them, na we go laugh last.

Fraiser:
hbd to ur bro... Wish him llnp...

Ose dear....will relate to him

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONGOING PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
(ENDING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2:
8 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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FOREIGN QUOTE OF DAY:
The worst thing that colonialism did was to cloud our view of our past - BARACK OBAMA.



MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Afterall, the military do not just dance to my music, they march to them.- FELA ANIKULAPO KUTI

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HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) To piss no hard but fowl no fit- NAIJA PROVERBS

2) If person too tey for the party, E go follow them wash plates- NAIJA PROVERBS
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SHORT JOKES
1) The following was a whatapp conversation between johnny and a lady online
LADY- What car are you driving?
JOHNNY- A mercedez benz S class
LADY- I feel so comfortable talking to you
JOHNNY- But i rented the car this morning
LADY- I should tell you that i have a boyfriend
JOHNNY- Thats because my BMW 7 series is with the mechanic
LADY- I forgot to tell you that my boyfriend and I broke up yesterday night... I love you baby...

2) A lady was in a bus and sighted her boyfriend johnny withdrawing some money from the ATM machine, so she sends a message to him
She wrote
if you are sleeping, send me your dreams
if you are laughing, send me your smile
if you are eating, send me a bite
if you are drinking, send me a sip
if you are crying, send me your tears
I love you

Johnny her boyfriend texted back to her
He wrote
i am in the toilet, should i send you my poo?
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HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

Oh my God! Oga village goat where is my name na? U want make i kanra for u abi? Why am I not in the list huh?
Plus you are wonderful guy, I love what you do
Village I think say we need a village chicken too...... Just saying

ray4000:

You no dey hear d name way I dey call her * my Angel*
Sougal my love I hail oo u too beautiful*

lolz, you try ooo, by the time your first allawee go show, you go use am buy something for your babe suogal, you go buy 10 Cartons of indomie, 1 carton of lipstick, 100 eye pencils, 50 mary kays, 40 italian shoes, 5 brazillian hairs, 1 prado jeep and one house in lekki phase 8 for am... She go lofe you forever... Sorry i mean love you

VillageGOAT:
I can see thrillest hiding in that small corner and peeping inside here, ray4000 what do you have to say about this pretty angel?

Remember u get ur own girl oo, she fine but like say she never get owner

ukjerry:


Wait a minute,, so they initially had plans of merging those without dates with Batch B??

Mtchewww, Can you imagine
Nothing we won't see with these Nysc people.

Why will they divide us when everyone did exactly what they were suppose to do?

according to him,funds,because of delays wit d budget signing, they needed an amount dey could accommodate

Fraiser:
baba abeg shey na joke abi u mean am... We no want joke @ dis critical tym o...

guy, i jus sad...Mk NYSC no try wetin go kee dem

giftiebrown:
my nite ws gd...Urs??
hbd to ur kid bro! nd my regards to ur buttons!

Tanku.....was gr8... Nd no go my buttons matter if u no wan mk ur hand burn ooo

VillageGOAT:
I can see thrillest hiding in that small corner and peeping inside here, ray4000 what do you have to say about this pretty angel?

villageGoat abeg no go near dat babe ooo cuz I don dey eye her geh teh no b today oo

ukjerry:


Wait a minute,, so they initially had plans of merging those. without dates with Batch B??

Mtchewww, Can you imagine
Nothing we won't see with these Nysc people.

Why will they divide us when everyone did exactly what they were suppose to do?

You are very funny... So you actually believed that dude. There was never any intention to merge stream 2 with batch b. instead of you to focus on printing ur cul 2moro, u r der believing that dude 's rubbish story. I bet is not only his brother... His. Sister too will soon call him... Abegi...

Fraiser:
oya I command u by d power of all d 201 gods of dis city to mention d name of pplle u wish to get d same SOD wit jor...

eh uncle ive seen u o .... u just want me to call ya name abi

callMeAlpha:
according to him,funds,because of delays wit d budget signing, they needed an amount dey could accommodate

bro,i agree wit yuu bt till I c my CUL b4 i belive yuu. .tnx fr d info

VillageGOAT:

lolz, you try ooo, by the time your first allawee go show, you go use am buy something for your babe suogal, you go buy 10 Cartons of indomie, 1 carton of lipstick, 100 eye pencils, 50 mary kays, 40 italian shoes, 5 brazillian hairs, 1 prado jeep and one house in lekki phase 8 for am... She go lofe you forever... Sorry i mean love you

Lol. Hope say dis one u mention is not sacrifies to d gods * bro I no want make she hear dis I don dey buy some stuff down for her cos I too like her*

ermmn, since the countdown has finally ended, I suggest that a party should begin. But need a villageGOAT for suya things!!!

dadizgurl:


lol... I see u bae

babe, as i c u ehn, my belle begin dey swt me...
Wat nature of msge is written on ur dashboard

ukjerry:


Wait a minute,, so they initially had plans of merging those without dates with Batch B??

Mtchewww, Can you imagine
Nothing we won't see with these Nysc people.

Why will they divide us when everyone did exactly what they were suppose to do?

babe dont tell me you belive dat joke o...

lovelyone:


Oh my God! Oga village goat where is my name na? U want make i kanra for u abi? Why am I not in the list huh?
Plus you are wonderful guy, I love what you do
Village I think say we need a village chicken too...... Just saying

hahahaha, abeg no mind me... I go put your name sharpaly..

Slimfitdiva:

Tanku.....was gr8... Nd no go my buttons matter if u no wan mk ur hand burn ooo

babe, na ur buttons fit console me nw