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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by agarawu23(m): 11:59am On May 13, 2016
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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by agarawu23(m): 12:04pm On May 13, 2016
4nobody4every1:
Hahahaha, l can supervise your site if you are ready to pay me good money, mind you, before we start, you will sign an agreement with me, deposit 90% of the fund in my account, you must not question my professional competence all through the project, l will deliver your building within 90 days, if you agree, drop your number here and lets take it from there, Lol, just kidding with you , you have a point though grin grin grin.


Lol @ the bold, l wont blow big grammar, l will get hausa, igbo, french, Japanese, Arabic, yoruba interpreters to explain to you in whatever language of your choice grin grin
4nobody4every1:
Hahahaha, l can supervise your site if you are ready to pay me good money, mind you, before we start, you will sign an agreement with me, deposit 90% of the fund in my account, you must not question my professional competence all through the project, l will deliver your building within 90 days, if you agree, drop your number here and lets take it from there, Lol, just kidding with you , you have a point though grin grin grin.


Lol @ the bold, l wont blow big grammar, l will get hausa, igbo, french, Japanese, Arabic, yoruba interpreters to explain to you in whatever language of your choice grin grin
someone like Me no even need engineer unless I am not around or I am in money and busy to monitor it myself.

My Oga go even sack me if him hear say I put engineer for my site cos he will ask what I learned with over 4years working in his company.

My boss is a bloody illiterate but he is an expert in construction and a bloody millionaire. He has built different buildings here in tunisia. He will rubbish you and the crap u claimed you studied in university about building construction grin

I mixed all the cement used in building this house below with an electric mixing machine. Even if I don't build, I still go up to see things whenever I am free.

Its a project since 2012 and the cement used in the block setting and plastering were mixed and controlled by me.

0ver 150 units of 2$3 bedroom flat with underground parking for 85 cars

Incase you need my service at home grin. I operate an electrical mixing machine good, drive a bobcat (steel loading machine) perfect and i operate a crane good too.

Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by 4nobody4every1: 12:12pm On May 13, 2016
agarawu23:
someone like Me no even need engineer unless I am not around or I am in money and busy to monitor it myself.

My Oga go even sack me if him hear say I put engineer for my site cos he will ask what I learned with over 4years working in his company.

My boss is a bloody illiterate but he is and expert in construction and he has built different buildings here in tunisia. He will rubbish you and the crap u claimed you studied in university grin

I mixed all the cement used in building this house below with an electric mixing machine. Even if I don't build, I still go up to see things whenever I am free.

Its a project since 2012 and the cement used in the block setting and plastering were mixed and controlled by me.

0ver 150 units of 2$3 bedroom flat.

Incase you need my service at home grin. I operate an electrical mixing machine good, drive a bobcat (steel loading machine) perfect and i operate a crane good too.
Wow, 150 units shocked, that is a lot, Good skills you got there that will always be useful to you anywhere you go, my other problem with the system in Nigeria is that despite the different bodies in charge of regulating various professional organisations (Engineering inclusive), it seems enforcement & prosecution is our major problem because every tom, di..ck and harry is now parading themselves as professionals in various fields and thereby endangering the lives of people when things go wrong this is my opinion though, (l may be wrong).
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by agarawu23(m): 12:23pm On May 13, 2016
4nobody4every1:
Wow, 150 units shocked, that is a lot, Good skills you got there that will always be useful to you anywhere you go, my other problem with the system in Nigeria is that despite the different bodies in charge of regulating various professional bodies (Engineering inclusive), it seems enforcement is our major problem because every tom, di..ck and harry is now parading themselves as professionals in various fields and thereby endangering the lives of people when things go wrong this is my opinion though, (l may be wrong).
baba, at times, u just need to sit back and watch cool
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by mavverick: 12:51pm On May 13, 2016
I dont know how this will work, when even Govt officials are colluding with so called builders on fake building plans.
The same Govt dont help, they claim to support development but I feel they also hinder it in their bureaucratic ways, you cant get approval without consent + layout of the area, consent takes 3 years to do, and omonile will not do layout. They had rather use the money to kill bush meat and marry wives and parade masquerades.

Same material testing people, they come to your site give them something and then they will turn back, local govt too show up, settle them and they would not come again or chase them with Mopol. So you see the system is very broken. Ideally before any building goes up, it ought to be checked by a member of a trade/professional body and signed off, any sharp practices by such a person would mean they would be struck \ reprimanded and cannot practice/earn a living.

Even the enforcement self, if Govt official bring police as backup, me self get access to police as they are on my payroll.
God bless/help Nigeria.

4nobody4every1:
Wow, 150 units shocked, that is a lot, Good skills you got there that will always be useful to you anywhere you go, my other problem with the system in Nigeria is that despite the different bodies in charge of regulating various professional organisations (Engineering inclusive), it seems enforcement & prosecution is our major problem because every tom, di..ck and harry is now parading themselves as professionals in various fields and thereby endangering the lives of people when things go wrong this is my opinion though, (l may be wrong).
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by jeftalene(m): 2:02pm On May 13, 2016
mavverick:
Osaz

Since you wrote the article, any chance you can cost your solution for us, with the piles around 3/4 metres apart since 6m apart is too much.
Plot size is 60 x 120.
Soil is typical Lekki terrain.


No, 6m apart is the safe maximum centre to centre distance between two short bored piles, not that it is too much.
For a 60ft x120ft plot (36m x 18 m), you therefore need at least18 points.


Total perimeter= 108m along the perimeter fence line.

At 6m centres,
Average number of points = (108/6) = 18

With a single point of responsibility, average combined labour cost for metal work, boring, formwork, and concreting per pile = #10,000.

You can take up your cost analysis from here.
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Nobody: 2:15pm On May 13, 2016
agarawu23:
Quack engineers everywhere. https://www.nairaland.com/3102738/shopping-complex-collapses-itoku-abeokuta

I will rada put "baba mufu" with 30 years of experience in my site than some engineers that will be blowing grammar I don't understand.

Wait a minute...this is Anigilajes hood cheesy

The grammar blowing engineers use baba Mufu to do the actual work.
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by agarawu23(m): 4:40pm On May 13, 2016
EgunMogaji:


Wait a minute...this is Anigilajes hood cheesy

The grammar blowing engineers use baba Mufu to do the actual work.
thats why i will go with baba mufu grin who grammar and certificate epp? EXPERIENCE AND DAILY PRACTICE is the key to hand work not only what u read or learn. physical practical is the main deal in construction.

there is one man called "jamajama" in an area i live then, you dont need a plan before he will give u what u want. just describe how u want it on the day of construction and this man will give u the best with his tape rule and IQ. he is a bloody illiterate.

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by mufutau55(m): 4:46pm On May 13, 2016
agarawu23:
Quack engineers everywhere. https://www.nairaland.com/3102738/shopping-complex-collapses-itoku-abeokuta
I will rada put "baba mufu" with 30 years of experience in my site than some engineers that will be blowing grammar I don't understand.

Heh! My Baba (Baba Mufu) not be bricklayer o... nah Engineer without degree o. And he sabi all the work that requires brain. smiley

Hajji M.

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by agarawu23(m): 4:49pm On May 13, 2016
mufutau55:


Heh! My Baba (Baba Mufu) not be bricklayer o... nah Engineer without degree o.

Hajji m.
not your own oooooo

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Nobody: 4:56pm On May 13, 2016
agarawu23:
thats why i will go with baba mufu grin who grammar and certificate epp? EXPERIENCE AND DAILY PRACTICE is the key to hand work not only what u read or learn. physical practical is the main deal in construction.

there is one man called "jamajama" in an area i live then, you dont need a plan before he will give u what u want. just describe how u want it on the day of construction and this man will give u the best with his tape rule and IQ. he is a bloody illiterate.

Wole Soyinka

“Let me state quite clearly that literacy is no indicator of intelligence, even though we all believe (I hope) in universal literacy. From childhood I have interacted with so-called "illiterate" men and women, sipped from their innate intelligence, and learnt much from them outside formal schooling.”

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by agarawu23(m): 4:59pm On May 13, 2016
EgunMogaji:


Wole Soyinka

“Let me state quite clearly that literacy is no indicator of intelligence, even though we all believe (I hope) in universal literacy. From childhood I have interacted with so-called "illiterate" men and women, sipped from their innate intelligence, and learnt much from them outside formal schooling.”
big fact

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by mavverick: 5:16pm On May 13, 2016
(In Baba suwe's voice) Haji Agarawu Elias KOWOPE

Dont mind some of these so called Engineers, they poke fun at Baba Lati and co, and they forget that most Baba Lati's have been building houses before they were born, so a lot of experience.

Agarawu, wetin be your Oriki self, shay na Oko Amuda abi Oko Biliki ?


agarawu23:
thats why i will go with baba mufu grin who grammar and certificate epp? EXPERIENCE AND DAILY PRACTICE is the key to hand work not only what u read or learn. physical practical is the main deal in construction.

there is one man called "jamajama" in an area i live then, you dont need a plan before he will give u what u want. just describe how u want it on the day of construction and this man will give u the best with his tape rule and IQ. he is a bloody illiterate.
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by 4nobody4every1: 5:27pm On May 13, 2016
mufutau55:


Heh! My Baba (Baba Mufu) not be bricklayer o... nah Engineer without degree o. And he sabi all the work that requires brain. smiley

Hajji M.
Hahahaha, Engineer without a degree, l will make an official report to EFCC, COREN and other relevant bodies Lol, your Engineer should be made to pay a fine of 50million Naira for constructing a building without a degree grin grin grin
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by 4nobody4every1: 5:31pm On May 13, 2016
mavverick:
I dont know how this will work, when even Govt officials are colluding with so called builders on fake building plans.
The same Govt dont help, they claim to support development but I feel they also hinder it in their bureaucratic ways, you cant get approval without consent + layout of the area, consent takes 3 years to do, and omonile will not do layout. They had rather use the money to kill bush meat and marry wives and parade masquerades.

Same material testing people, they come to your site give them something and then they will turn back, local govt too show up, settle them and they would not come again or chase them with Mopol. So you see the system is very broken. Ideally before any building goes up, it ought to be checked by a member of a trade/professional body and signed off, any sharp practices by such a person would mean they would be struck \ reprimanded and cannot practice/earn a living.

Even the enforcement self, if Govt official bring police as backup, me self get access to police as they are on my payroll.
God bless/help Nigeria.

l agree, l literally forgot that we are talking about Nigeria here where things are sometimes compromised once Naira changes hands
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by agarawu23(m): 5:31pm On May 13, 2016
mavverick:
(In Baba suwe's voice) Haji Agarawu Elias KOWOPE

Dont mind some of these so called Engineers, they poke fun at Baba Lati and co, and they forget that most Baba Lati's have been building houses before they were born, so a lot of experience.

Agarawu, wetin be your Oriki self, shay na Oko Amuda abi Oko Biliki ?


baba na so o.

I am a single dad cheesy
No wife yet angry
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by 4nobody4every1: 5:32pm On May 13, 2016
EgunMogaji:


Wole Soyinka

“Let me state quite clearly that literacy is no indicator of intelligence, even though we all believe (I hope) in universal literacy. From childhood I have interacted with so-called "illiterate" men and women, sipped from their innate intelligence, and learnt much from them outside formal schooling.”
Spot on cool
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Justbusiness: 5:47pm On May 13, 2016
grin
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by kopell: 5:53pm On May 13, 2016
agarawu23:
someone like Me no even need engineer unless I am not around or I am in money and busy to monitor it myself.

My Oga go even sack me if him hear say I put engineer for my site cos he will ask what I learned with over 4years working in his company.

My boss is a bloody illiterate but he is an expert in construction and a bloody millionaire. He has built different buildings here in tunisia. He will rubbish you and the crap u claimed you studied in university about building construction grin

I mixed all the cement used in building this house below with an electric mixing machine. Even if I don't build, I still go up to see things whenever I am free.

Its a project since 2012 and the cement used in the block setting and plastering were mixed and controlled by me.

0ver 150 units of 2$3 bedroom flat with underground parking for 85 cars

Incase you need my service at home grin. I operate an electrical mixing machine good, drive a bobcat (steel loading machine) perfect and i operate a crane good too.


Bros. US is the best destination for what you clam you do. You just need to get some satifecation lincesecelincese to operate those heavy equipments, you may earn between $85-135 per hour before taxes, for those kind of jobs.

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by agarawu23(m): 6:00pm On May 13, 2016
kopell:
Bros. US is the best destination for what you clam you do. You just need to get some satifecation lincesecelincese to operate those heavy equipments, you may earn between $85-135 per hour before taxes, for those kind of jobs.
na US you talk like that? shocked

I was refused visa last year
tho I will be trying again this year sha sad
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Nobody: 6:00pm On May 13, 2016
agarawu23:
baba na so o.

I am a single dad cheesy
No wife yet angry

Okay then, afesona Alimat grin
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by gabbytabby: 6:04pm On May 13, 2016
4nobody4every1:
Hahahaha, Engineer without a degree, l will make an official report to EFCC, COREN and other relevant bodies Lol, your Engineer should be made to pay a fine of 50million Naira for constructing a building without a degree grin grin grin

officially you do not need an engineer unless more than 2 floors.
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by agarawu23(m): 6:06pm On May 13, 2016
EgunMogaji:


Okay then, afesona Alimat grin
hahahaha

No afesona for now
Strictly chasing cashgrin

Baba , no time for ladies drama for now
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by 4nobody4every1: 6:08pm On May 13, 2016
gabbytabby:


officially you do not need an engineer unless more than 2 floors.
l was joking with him grin grin grin
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Nobody: 6:08pm On May 13, 2016
kopell:
Bros. US is the best destination for what you clam you do. You just need to get some satifecation lincesecelincese to operate those heavy equipments, you may earn between $85-135 per hour before taxes, for those kind of jobs.

I laff tire.

Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by 3strikes: 6:08pm On May 13, 2016
agarawu23:
hahahaha

No afesona for now
Strictly chasing cashgrin

Baba , no time for ladies drama for now

Wetin happen to Bintu and kafilat?

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Nobody: 6:09pm On May 13, 2016
agarawu23:
hahahaha

No afesona for now
Strictly chasing cashgrin

Baba , no time for ladies drama for now

Even if it's drama from Halima Dangote? grin
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by agarawu23(m): 6:12pm On May 13, 2016
3strikes:



Wetin happen to Bintu and kafilat?
alakoba

I don't know them grin

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by 4nobody4every1: 6:13pm On May 13, 2016
EgunMogaji:


I laff tire.
You are correct, one of my mutual friend is a crane operator in the US and he told me that is what he earns per hour

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by agarawu23(m): 6:15pm On May 13, 2016
EgunMogaji:


Even if it's drama from Halima Dangote? grin

you are chasing me finally be that cos I dont deal with ladies in that category.
Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by agarawu23(m): 6:20pm On May 13, 2016
EgunMogaji:


I laff tire.
I ain't moved with the salary he mentioned above but I want you to know that not all we read on internet happens in reality.

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Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Nobody: 6:25pm On May 13, 2016
agarawu23:
I ain't moved with the salary he mentioned above but I want you to know that not all we read on internet happens in reality.

That's what they make because I have friends and neighbors in the construction industry here.

No construction worker makes $80 bucks an hour. Well, maybe in New York city with their mob stuff and building skyscraper. Just maybe.

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