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| 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:26pm On May 15, 2016 |
1. When you come late and try to enter church
while they are praying.
Better wait there. 118 Likes 4 Shares
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| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:31pm On May 15, 2016 |
2. When the usher tries to separate you from your
squad.
Don’t biko. 70 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Mologi(m): 12:31pm On May 15, 2016 |
I go use my leg kick his manhood comot for road.... 10 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:32pm On May 15, 2016 |
3. When the usher tells you and your guys to “move
forward”.
Why though? 54 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:34pm On May 15, 2016 |
4. When they make you sit behind the woman with
the tallest gele.
Jisos! 89 Likes
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| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:36pm On May 15, 2016 |
5. When they tap you to stand up during prayers.
I’m ok like this. 85 Likes 3 Shares
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| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:39pm On May 15, 2016 |
6. When you’re using your bible app and they tell
you to put your phone away. 16 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:41pm On May 15, 2016 |
6. When you’re using your bible app and they tell
you to put your phone away 115 Likes 3 Shares
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| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:42pm On May 15, 2016 |
7. When you don’t have offering and the usher is
still standing beside you.
Just go na! 220 Likes 13 Shares
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| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:44pm On May 15, 2016 |
That number 4 ehn. Some women's gele are like satellite dish. you have to start craning your neck to see the pulpit. Very annoying ish .  Thank God for churches with projectors  49 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:50pm On May 15, 2016 |
8. How the ushers looks at you when you haven’t
been to church all year then appear for Christmas
Carol:
No vex. 139 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:51pm On May 15, 2016 |
9. When you start dozing off and the usher taps
you. 300 Likes 11 Shares
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| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:54pm On May 15, 2016 |
10. When you’re texting in church and an usher
walks by. 101 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 12:56pm On May 15, 2016 |
11. When you save a seat for your friend and the
usher asks “is anyone there?” 76 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by firstolalekan(m): 1:04pm On May 15, 2016 |
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| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 1:08pm On May 15, 2016 |
12. When you’re talking to your guy and the usher
hears you. 32 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 1:10pm On May 15, 2016 |
13. You, when the usher still hasn’t given you
offering envelope. 42 Likes
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| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 1:10pm On May 15, 2016 |
14. The usher’s face, when you ask for N100 change
for your offering. 53 Likes
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| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 1:12pm On May 15, 2016 |
adeaks:satellite dish...lol... 1 Like |
| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Saucekide25(m): 1:13pm On May 15, 2016 |
Haha 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 7:47pm On May 15, 2016 |
Lol...very hilarious! Happy sunday all!  4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by bolliejay(m): 7:51pm On May 15, 2016 |
Lol... Kinda True |
| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Smellymouth: 9:21pm On May 15, 2016 |
84 Likes 5 Shares
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| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Nobody: 9:22pm On May 15, 2016 |
1 Like |
| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by omanifrank(m): 9:22pm On May 15, 2016 |
i see |
| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Ehins22(m): 9:22pm On May 15, 2016 |
1 Like |
| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Mzsolmi(f): 9:22pm On May 15, 2016 |
adeaks:lol |
| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by ishowdotgmail(m): 9:22pm On May 15, 2016 |
The face u make when the usher approaches you and u sitting near your crush without 5naira 16 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Flashh: 9:22pm On May 15, 2016 |
This thing is really trending on Nairaland these days. Imma go create mine. 7 Likes |
| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by ray501(m): 9:23pm On May 15, 2016 |
D guy for d first pic-sure resemble Ambode oo, d governor of Lagos state. |
| Re: 14 Things That Are Too Real About Ushers In Nigerian Churches by Ptoocool(m): 9:23pm On May 15, 2016 |
OP try small sha,, seems this pix-text stuff is the in-thing on NL,, and ah bet another mumu is planning his/hers kontinuu, just make it interesting, unlike this po.o right here,, 1 Like |
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