olisestephen212:
I just called the DG of NYSC right now and he told me specifically that those without Text messages are the ones provided for to be in camp on Saturday. How does that feel pretender(Internal Displace state my foot)

Lmao + oyamilenu ooooo !!

kovy077:
den if you are a prospective corp member for stream ii just wait and you would thank God and thank me for my infos

it seems u sound real small lol

eaglevision:


it seems u sound real small lol

small ke?. ..ow u min nh baba?

Almost everybody done get DG number na wa ooo

Saw this on NYSC official fb page,cdnt stop laffing at the last part.

What is delaying the CUL for stream 2 batch A. Please other batches are waiting to be mobilised, time is precious let's not waste the youths time. The more we are idle the more corrupt Nigeria becomes because you can't expect us to fold our hands jobless without kidnapping, robbing banks, prostituting and becoming terrorists to be paid handsomely.

lmaoooo

BlackGoldBoy:
small ke?. ..ow u min nh baba?

his info doesn't look like a rumour so i believe am kekere.. in b like say another person talk say in beep DG and DG call am back,ok now royco ladun

anochuko01:
bros, ahnahn...what did I do naa, and you're beating me

stops and dash him small from my super powers

Oyehomie:

Lol......yes o...nd na u i dey suspect....cos u no go church.....

lol... no be me b d jonah o, because na me b d captain of d ship sef, na me even dey seek d face of God pass

Laughing out so so loud. Its interesting to know dat despite NYSC's attempt to frustrate us, we are still able to crack jokes, have lights quarrels (that do not last 30mins), and have fun. I have seriously been laughing here, reading all comments line by line. Its a real family here nd we would quarrel o, we would have disputes, clash of interests, rumor mongers but we'l also have our fun. I kinda like this, so long we are able to print our CUL tomorrow.

Love u all

Lvlink:
It's okay dearie, we are one family here and we are good to go. None of us must be exempted.

Now to all the stream advocates, please and please, we know you are trying to pass info across.

But the last thing we need now are informations that will discourage anybody.

So whether it is stream1, Ocean2, River3, or even Atlantic2; pls withhold the info to avoid backlash.

lol... guys not smilling now...

CandiceJay:
Laughing out so so loud. Its interesting to know dat despite NYSC's attempt to frustrate us, we are still able to crack jokes, have lights quarrels (that do not last 30mins), and have fun. I have seriously been laughing here, reading all comments line by line. Its a real family here nd we would quarrel o, we would have disputes, clash of interests, rumor mongers but we'l also have our fun. I kinda like this, so long we are able to print our CUL tomorrow.

Love u all

love you too.Oya take rose flower
You've said it all

Fraiser:
lol... Your head dey dia my guy... Eba dey always come wit extra strenght from d factory of garri nd boiled water...

lol.Sha do slim jeje

kovy077:
until you get the text from nysc with the portal that its ready, thats only when you can print, but if you dont get and it clocks 2pm, try to contact nysc, and lay your complains. DG

May God bless you sir... now I can go nd drink water ontop my eba...

Fraiser:
May God bless you sir... now I can go nd drink water ontop my eba...

OMG! So you mean you never drink water, since that time you finish eating Eba?

Slimfitdiva:

Lol...u sha wan mk I talk.....but me not in d mood....been observing since yesterday.... Neva ready 2 talk sef

lol... babe av really missed you since u av been on d silence side since yesterday, dis is d best tym dat we really need u to calm nerves in dis village, oya com nd b talking to me alone I command u by d power of d 201 gods of dis village...

eaglevision:


Na im b say u need deliverance padi mi,my pastor will b with u shortly,hahahaha!

lol... i will b waiting for your pastor, hope na woman sha, ns only lady pastor fit deliver me o

hi my esteemed villagers, just called d Lagos station of Nigerian info FM and i spoke to d OAP live in d studio. I informed her of d rumours flicking around d uncertainty of 2016 batchA stream2 and if dey had actually put a call across to d DG of Nysc. she asked me wen were we suppose to receive our CUL nd I told her 13th. she however adviced dt 13th was Friday and we should be patient till Monday and she will mk sure dey work on d issue by bringing our fears to d Nysc officials nd dat we should follow dir social media to see update.
my conclusion
*d call made to d DG was Propably done by their sister station either in pH or abuja. I will put a call across to dem for confirmation.
,*she said we should all wait till Monday cos Saturday and Sunday are rest days for govt workers.
dis are Nigeria info lagos studio numbers 012713969 and 012711969, 012712969, and Facebook is https://m.facebook.com/ NigeriaInfoFM. Twitter @NigeriainfoFM you could also add ur voice to d so dat we would all be heard even unto d farthest parts of d world.
I end by saying " it is well cos we shall all have a cause to smile soon"

luchiano1:
hi my esteemed villagers, just called d Lagos station of Nigerian info FM and i spoke to d OAP live in d studio. I informed her of d rumours flicking around d uncertainty of 2016 batchA stream2 and if dey had actually put a call across to d DG of Nysc. she asked me wen were we suppose to receive our CUL nd I told her 13th. she however adviced dt 13th was Friday and we should be patient till Monday and she will mk sure dey work on d issue by bringing our fears to d Nysc officials nd dat we should follow dir social media to see update.
my conclusion
*d call made to d DG was Propably done by their sister station either in pH or abuja. I will put a call across to dem for confirmation.
,*she said we should all wait till Monday cos Saturday and Sunday are rest days for govt workers.
dis are Nigeria info lagos studio numbers 012713969 and 012711969, 012712969, and Facebook is https://m.facebook.com/ NigeriaInfoFM. Twitter @NigeriainfoFM you could also add ur voice to d so dat we would all be heard even unto d farthest parts of d world.
I end by saying " it is well cos we shall all have a cause to smile soon"

gbayii

Fraiser:
lol... Baba no worry about dat, na my friend, hin don already tell person make hin go handover slimfitdiva to me, am capable of d emotional support, u too u fit take over abishaddy till hin go come...

u guys should not try me oo, we are doing emotional support at home. slimfitdiva and abishaddy my two darling bae are enjoying themselves with me, we even came back from shopping few minutes ago... let me get out of this good for nothing nysc before I will invade the village again. hope you guys are enjoying yourselves

nairaland/this village forum is ma current chillpills.........luv u all n will dedicate my 10 month allawee to this forum.

anochuko01:
BREAKING NEWS!
Camp is August ooooo!














I mean Redeem Camp (Convention)!
*takes baton from usain bolt, and dashes away*

Lmfaoooo, walahi, u don craze for head. U want make people skin u alive abi??

eaglevision:


hehehe! Jesus go wake u up joor.bro do u have kbs and airstarkane contacts,dtobs say make i get it for am,those stewpid army robbers don render my guy phoneless kinda,we gats do fasting and prayer dis friday before most of us disperse cos saturday May 21 is sure

Hey God bless you. Can you gimme his number pleaseeeee. I mean dtobs been asking here na where you go before. Thank God for everything

Haallaluuuyah, 2day indeed is a glorious Sunday, just cumin awt 4rm NL prison, saw all ur mentions Phykel ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ mouthed, kvoy007 »̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌« ƒօɾ d info, orie wa nibe....Lvlink gege laye, lyf is very short 2 argue.

Am sure by ɖɨs tym 2mao, we all will b smilling.....wish all PCM beta SOD.


Back 2 Observing mood bfur D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ send ♍ƺ back 2 prison.

luchiano1:
hi my esteemed villagers, just called d Lagos station of Nigerian info FM and i spoke to d OAP live in d studio. I informed her of d rumours flicking around d uncertainty of 2016 batchA stream2 and if dey had actually put a call across to d DG of Nysc. she asked me wen were we suppose to receive our CUL nd I told her 13th. she however adviced dt 13th was Friday and we should be patient till Monday and she will mk sure dey work on d issue by bringing our fears to d Nysc officials nd dat we should follow dir social media to see update.
my conclusion
*d call made to d DG was Propably done by their sister station either in pH or abuja. I will put a call across to dem for confirmation.
,*she said we should all wait till Monday cos Saturday and Sunday are rest days for govt workers.
dis are Nigeria info lagos studio numbers 012713969 and 012711969, 012712969, and Facebook is https://m.facebook.com/ NigeriaInfoFM. Twitter @NigeriainfoFM you could also add ur voice to d so dat we would all be heard even unto d farthest parts of d world.
I end by saying " it is well cos we shall all have a cause to smile soon"

Kudos brotherly. Nice one. Abeg, the next person that would be calling these OAPs and DG via these radio stations should be articulate articulate and not disgrace us o, make DG no go vex finish stop everybody from serving due to headache inflicting gbagz oooo **Runs away before I'm torn apart **

Slimfitdiva:

Lmao.......DT mean oki ask u 2 follow d bible verse that says....be ur brodas keeper ba.

seriously una dey force me to talk here.. my darling no mind fraiser oo na me and you forever till nysc die from given pple unnecessary tension

ABB1:

Respect to you boss, hope you re good? Jubrealguy I hail

my G longest tym, am gud bro... hope you are enjoying abj already...

anochuko01:
BREAKING NEWS! Camp is August ooooo!













I mean Redeem Camp (Convention)! *takes baton from usain bolt, and dashes away*

dis post just made me laff so hard
Meanwhile how r you all holding on ?? let's all chill and hope dat tomorrow wld be a good day via NYSC Meanwhile mk tomorrow reach mk I go buy d remaining items I need

Still observing #nyscreleaseourcul

ABB1:

Respect to you boss, hope you re good? Jubrealguy I hail

ABB1.......oga oga, how u na, hope say na beta PPA dem give u.....ah don miss ma realGs ooo, greeting u in a structural way bro

Sunnepa17:
Haallaluuuyah, 2day indeed is a glorious Sunday, just cumin awt 4rm NL prison, saw all ur mentions Phykel ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ mouthed, kvoy007 »̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌« ƒօɾ d info, orie wa nibe....Lvlink gege laye, lyf is very short 2 argue.

Am sure by ɖɨs tym 2mao, we all will b smilling.....wish all PCM beta SOD.


Back 2 Observing mood bfur D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ send ♍ƺ back 2 prison.

runaway soldier, lol

anochuko01:
BREAKING NEWS!
Camp is August ooooo!














I mean Redeem Camp (Convention)!
*takes baton from usain bolt, and dashes away*

baba no b dis kyn tym den dey crack dis kyn joke o.... eyes dey red now ooo

Please folks.What is going on exactly? Has anyone gotten the text yet? Reliable info please.