kovy077:
come to the studio and see for your self, am at the seat chamber abj

baba I blive you... you are authentic my broda...

AirstarKane:


Hey God bless you. Can you gimme his number pleaseeeee. I mean dtobs been asking here na where you go before. Thank God for everything

lemme send d number tru Gc thread,quote me frm there pls,u no say guys dae para for here,make dem no think say na DG numba.how hav u been dear,are u also in stream3? lol

anochuko01:
BREAKING NEWS! Camp is August ooooo!













I mean Redeem Camp (Convention)! *takes baton from usain bolt, and dashes away*

Seriously this one just got me rolling on the floor with laughter

Precious91:

am a faithful somebori.Am a ok with lvlink

lol... lvlink ke, i no dey aware of dat one o, my guy no dey put ur head for load wey ur neck no fit carry o....

dejiconde:
paddy mi abeg jes dey observe d situation like mi. Ibi rere loma Jasi. Ijn

amen o, I belive you jor ore mi

kovy077:
walais this post burst my head enter my intestine comot shit from my nyash, den kary am enta my mouth back, i don laf pieces

bros take am easy o,this one don dae enter spiritual case na

dhc:
Please folks.What is going on exactly? Has anyone gotten the text yet? Reliable info please.

which of the text to be precise?

We've got many flying text messages here dearie. Is it the one of stream2(a) or 2(b), is it that of Ocean3 or Ocean4?
Infact we still have that of River3!

So which one do you mean sir?

Precious91:

Runs like Clark Kent.Collect baton from him and bangs on his head

lwkmd... guys gat no chilling at alll

kovy077:
den if you are a prospective corp member for stream ii just wait and you would thank God and thank me for my infos

I believe u broda... I am an optimist...

Fraiser:
lol... i will b waiting for your pastor, hope na woman sha, ns only lady pastor fit deliver me o

my pastor na armaphrodite,u go tire na
double anointing.hehe

ngoziigwe what are u doin here,iffa catch u ehn. awayu dear,u see wetin ur people dae do?

Emorle93:
Hi guys, I'm also a prospective Corp. I got am information this morning from someone who made a call to nysc. She said, they said that those who got message to print letters on the 14th are those Going on the 21st n they would be able to print their letters in 3 days time and the rest of us are going in July.

Okay sir ... July is stream what ??

Slimfitdiva:

No worry, we go play tinko tinko.....suwe and tenten jare...even who is in d garden

awwww dat will b so nice, we will also play idi ore mi le mi o fisi, idi ore mi jalanjolo, we will also play orombo ati ogede...., we will also play after round one original panadol extra... finally we will play daddy nd mummy play, I will b d daddy nd u will b mummy, sunnepa17, eaglevision, oyehomie, ighraweIG, okitaiji, jubrealguy, ray4000, smartins1 nd giftiebrown go b d children, dont b surprise na only bois we go born....

jubrealguy:
ABB1.......oga oga, how u na, hope say na beta PPA dem give u.....ah don miss ma realGs ooo, greeting u in a structural way bro

Structural bro, na one private construction and consultancy organisation for garki, those bastards no wan deploy una ni, abi wetin dey worry their head

I. De greet Oooo

Slimfitdiva:

Lmao.......DT mean oki ask u 2 follow d bible verse that says....be ur brodas keeper ba.

lol... I don dey keep am already, time no just dey...

kaywiluv:


I don't think so, it looks like photo shop from d name to to d date and state

Hmmm ppl with there bad handy work sha. Hw could someone jst sit down and photoshop someone else's CUL, chai

Fraiser:
my G longest tym, am gud bro... hope you are enjoying abj already...

Really a long while, I'm trying to cope with their expensive life, how your side

kalimera101:


Bamboo grows really fast. Some species grow 3ft (91cm) every 24hrs.

pls tell me u kidding cos ds will be so incredible if it were to b tru

Fraiser:
I believe u broda... I am an optimist...

I also believe him... I am fantastically optimism.
yeeepa! see gbagaun lol

maccabi:





Okay sir ... July is stream what ??

abeg help me ask am o, sheyb na hin own batch B b july... rumour mongers mtchw

Fraiser no near slimfitdiva o,that babe is a killer esp for bedroom affairs,ewwwww u go nearly say ur last prayer,im talking frm experiencesssss o. lol
*hides behind a finger*

eaglevision:
Saw this on NYSC official fb page,cdnt stop laffing at the last part.


What is delaying the CUL for stream 2 batch A.
Please other batches are waiting to be
mobilised, time is precious let's not waste the
youths time. The more we are idle the more
corrupt Nigeria becomes because you can't
expect us to fold our hands jobless without
kidnapping, robbing banks, prostituting and
becoming terrorists to be paid handsomely.


lmaoooo

oboi... na better Nigerian b d guy wey post dis comment infact e go better for am, na dis kyn msg we suppose dey send giv DG nd minister of youths nd sports make dem know sey bois dey para

ABB1:


Structural bro, na one private construction and consultancy organisation for garki, those bastards no wan deploy una ni, abi wetin dey worry their head

I guess they are fulfilling their promise by not sending Engineers to classes.... baba, we no understand NYSC mata again oo......it's so bad, 13th suda bn d date, now we don't even know if dere will be a when sef

Fraiser:
lol... See dis man o, na pap u won make I dey chop for morni bfor? Me no sabi d fud wey dem no dey chop abi wey dem dey chop at any particular tym of d day o, wen I dey sku sef na very solid fufu dey win am for bois in d morni o, u go don know sey na eveni fud u go dey luk up to, I no fit forget mandate, cms nd chapters dis three carteen fufu dey really epp bois aswear...

keiii,, greatest FUTARIAN,,, my brother gist me about that mandate fufu,, bro. Even for FUTMINNA na so we dey nack fufu for new ict before morning lecture oo,, na 6 to 6 we dey call am (meaning from morning to evening), but as I reach house i don revert back to the normal way i.e light food for breakfast; LOl LoL Lol

Fraiser:
baba I blive you... you are authentic my broda...

authe my foot... he dey seat chambers abj indeed

Fraiser:
oboi... na better Nigerian b d guy wey post dis comment infact e go better for am, na dis kyn msg we suppose dey send giv DG nd minister of youths nd sports make dem know sey bois dey para

lol! i dae yarn u,make we sha chill till tomorrow na before them knw say boko haram lives inside of u jare.

CandiceJay:
Laughing out so so loud. Its interesting to know dat despite NYSC's attempt to frustrate us, we are still able to crack jokes, have lights quarrels (that do not last 30mins), and have fun. I have seriously been laughing here, reading all comments line by line. Its a real family here nd we would quarrel o, we would have disputes, clash of interests, rumor mongers but we'l also have our fun. I kinda like this, so long we are able to print our CUL tomorrow.

Love u all

naso e suppose b jare, as teeth nd tongue padi reach sef, den still dey exchange blow somtyms... i foresee a bryt nd blissful day tomoro because our faces will b full of smile as we dey print our callupletter. so shall it b in Jesus nd Allah name...

Precious91:

lol.Sha do slim jeje

lol... no worry as I go dey use d extra strength gada from dat my solid eba, I go dey do everytin with extra caution...

hey guys, a friend of mine sent this CUL of someone to me printed this morning. could this be real nairalanders

ridow:
abeg help me ask am o, sheyb na hin own batch B b july... rumour mongers mtchw

Na still stream 2 Ocean 11.......lol

Lvlink:
OMG! So you mean you never drink water, since that time you finish eating Eba?

lol... babe I never drink water o... all d eba just hang for my neck bur as i see dat reassurance from dat my broda. I don drink 4 sachet of pure water, d eba don go down now.