Fraiser:
lol... E make sense lyk dat, wetin go happen b say I go tell mighty shekau, to tie explosive belt around your waist, u go carry am go nysc headquaters while d detonator go dey my hand, wen u reach d office u go signal me nd I go just press d detonator bfor u know it plan don dey executed... You go just dey enjoy your 72 virgins for heaven jeje...

youngwarlocks:
"you will definitely go to camp on 21st of this month, what I don't know is the time and date for CUL printing"---- my source just told me.

Aieboocaar:


omo na those 1ns wey dey spread am o! Especially d 1ns wey say dem go headquarters this early morning!.... I wonder weda na Akara dem dey go queue for as early as 8a.m
Morning baba.. Longest time

yanabasee:


Been on twitter all day.. With this hachtag: #ReleaseStream2CUL

Aieboocaar:


[size=14pt]To slap you now just dey hungry me!![/size]

kle4d:
Honestly I never wanted to join the crew of "I just called Mr or Mrs XYZ that works with NYSC". But I just have to help some people ease their unnecessary tension.

Forget about who I called coz that doesn't matter. He asked me when stream 1 printed their CUL and resumed camp... I said 24th and 27th April.
He then asked why I'm wanting my own a week to 21st May......
He just laughed and told me to expect it on Wednesday but if it's opened b4 then, lucky me and advised me not to join the crew wasting their time thinking they are disturbing NYSC on social media.

GROOOVE:

As in ehn! The thing tire me.....but make i just fold hand follow they look

brotherly morning to you too jor, abeg the akamu(pap) still remain?

Aieboocaar:

[size=14pt]To slap you now just dey hungry me!![/size]

Aieboocaar:

Eeeeww! Wats dat??!
Guy abeg i be ajebo pikin, i no dey drink akamu!... Na only breast milk and cerealac i sabi

feyi1:
My dear there is nothing like people posted to IDP states are entering camp on Saturday, if your really at head quarters like you said you will know that the issue is that FG has not released money yet,so if the don't release the money b4 2mao nobody is entering camp on 21st.if the eventually release the money on time everybody is going to camp on the 21st.beside the've already made arrangements for stream2 the only thing holding us is you people's president. FG has signed the budget but to release the money na wahala, it's really sad.

kle4d:
Honestly I never wanted to join the crew of "I just called Mr or Mrs XYZ that works with NYSC". But I just have to help some people ease their unnecessary tension.

Forget about who I called coz that doesn't matter. He asked me when stream 1 printed their CUL and resumed camp... I said 24th and 27th April.
He then asked why I'm wanting my own a week to 21st May......
He just laughed and told me to expect it on Wednesday but if it's opened b4 then, lucky me and advised me not to join the crew wasting their time thinking they are disturbing NYSC on social media.

yanabasee:

Been on twitter all day.. With this hachtag: #ReleaseStream2CUL

IghravweIG:
Hmm feyi1. Nor b me post dat msg na. Na daudae1 o. Me l dey my house o. weti I dey find for Nysc hqrts

kalimera101:


As in eh. exactly my thoughts.

**Laughs manically**

kle4d:
Honestly I never wanted to join the crew of "I just called Mr or Mrs XYZ that works with NYSC". But I just have to help some people ease their unnecessary tension.

Forget about who I called coz that doesn't matter. He asked me when stream 1 printed their CUL and resumed camp... I said 24th and 27th April.
He then asked why I'm wanting my own a week to 21st May......
He just laughed and told me to expect it on Wednesday but if it's opened b4 then, lucky me and advised me not to join the crew wasting their time thinking they are disturbing NYSC on social media.

kle4d:
Honestly I never wanted to join the crew of "I just called Mr or Mrs XYZ that works with NYSC". But I just have to help some people ease their unnecessary tension.

Forget about who I called coz that doesn't matter. He asked me when stream 1 printed their CUL and resumed camp... I said 24th and 27th April.
He then asked why I'm wanting my own a week to 21st May......
He just laughed and told me to expect it on Wednesday but if it's opened b4 then, lucky me and advised me not to join the crew wasting their time thinking they are disturbing NYSC on social media.
Stream 1 actually printed their call up from 21st April n the call up was on their dashboards 20th April. Abeg Pls if u have no relevant n truthful words just shut up.

Philo101:

Nope! Check your SMS, nothing like batch A was included there. I was referring to the SMS that was sent us.
Anyways, that's not an issue joor

Philo101:
BTW, "because you are not in stream one" does not actually mean you are in stream two. It could mean anything, like, YOU ARE IN BATCH B!

yanabasee:


Nope! Check your dashboard.. It's boldly written Batch A

Geegar:

Nuff saif!!deriz no betr option dan diz...
aaslong as he'll njoy eez 72 virginz in heaven jejedily..baba gatz nafin 2 loz!!

kle4d:
Honestly I never wanted to join the crew of "I just called Mr or Mrs XYZ that works with NYSC". But I just have to help some people ease their unnecessary tension.

Forget about who I called coz that doesn't matter. He asked me when stream 1 printed their CUL and resumed camp... I said 24th and 27th April.
He then asked why I'm wanting my own a week to 21st May......
He just laughed and told me to expect it on Wednesday but if it's opened b4 then, lucky me and advised me not to join the crew wasting their time thinking they are disturbing NYSC on social media.

Fraiser:
lwkmd... Baba I no won laff abeg...