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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:57pm On May 17, 2016 |
HARDDON: Make sure u burst her balls, make fun of her hair, shoe, body anything, draw laughter from her make up , any other thing in a cocky way.... I know this sounds weird , having to burst ur new date's balls, making fun of her, yea, it is unthinkable , sure we know, don't just think about it, just do it! It sends the msg of ur been in control n not like every other guy that wud be striving to impress her. THIS IS WHAT AWAKEN ATTRACTION IN HER N make her wano literally clinng unto uu! 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 1:11pm On May 17, 2016 |
HARDDON: NB: I am not an advocate of expensive dinner( nor im i agaisnt it) wen u can cook her a gud meal that she wud even appreciate more. I am not an advocate of sleeping with a lady on a first date( though my record stand @ 30mins from meeting to melting! Hope u didn't fathom that. ) . we wud get to explain that soon n tell u about experts' exemption I am not one to preach forcing a lady to sleeping with u or raping her! Only savages do that . if u know ur game, they wud naturally come at u n beg for but just d cap to lick off a Lil wetness ! If u must go out/spend, do it like a man n not a boy on HEAT! hope u understand that . 14 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 2:31pm On May 17, 2016 |
HARDDON: Boss.. There is this girl i usually see around.. She dey show me green light like mad.. Shes always waving and smiling at me.. Damn shes beautiful but dont have her number nd havnt seen her for a while now.. Though she lives around.. Yesterday i got her number from a friend so i chated her on whatsapp.. i later though i would have called her instead but all the same.. here is the chat last nyt. and if you see the speed at which she was replying my texts ehh... e pass speed of light 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 2:48pm On May 17, 2016 |
HARDDON: lemme screenshot it... how did I do and pls advice me on the next steps to take |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NevetsIbot(m): 3:07pm On May 17, 2016 |
NLjona:smooth!!!!! Just smooth... The teasing no reach sha o... For me niyen |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 3:10pm On May 17, 2016 |
NevetsIbot: lol i know i hav to learn badass teasing techniques from u guys.. |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NevetsIbot(m): 3:13pm On May 17, 2016 |
NLjona:lol. Hardon's your main teacher for now. But you're doing good...... Atleast you got her smilling in front of her phone. Cheers mate. |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 3:24pm On May 17, 2016 |
NevetsIbot: thank man.. but i wanan take it physically o.. i aint doin that chatty chatty shit no more |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 3:56pm On May 17, 2016 |
NLjona: PI.MP pimping Boss Balling Guts dropping n we just begun! U holding ur sway n swag gee, keep @ it ..... A few points to touch up: When a Lady ask who r u, never make it easy for her.... Let me whisper something to u Off the records , cos I'm not one to brag about moments with these soft beings called ladies: I cud make a lady talk about all her history n any ish she's done ......n she might not have a clue about me! I have had soft passionate moments with some of these sweet beings without them knowing my name , only to wake up from the drousing effect of the euphoric moment n tel me: can't bliv we just did that n I dont even know ur name! Or those that ain too sure if I told them say: what did u say ur name was again? ( now if a lady ask u this after giving her heat, just know that u need not bother urself : she wud prepare meals from home n bring to u anywhere, clean after u, wash ur close, spend her money on u and generally wano be there as long as u just blow her mind off every time with horizontal tangling! Even if u cheat on them, most wud keep coming back for the koko..... I have told u earlier , Always deflect the question from u to her ! NB: Have u ever seen where an interviewee , interviews the interviewer? See? U r the intrviewer, she is the interviewee, her aim is to impress u, n she naturally should be under tension( attraction) That is the boss balls! SENSE PILL 17: HAVE THE INTERVIEWER'S MENTALITY WHEN U MEET A NEW ONE. IF SHE DOENST IMPRESS U, MOVE ON TO THE NXT IN LINE. 10 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by dsypha(m): 4:06pm On May 17, 2016 |
Mine is tough. I recently got into a relationship.. she was very crazy bout me at first... calls regurlarly, etc. We were cool... but recently there have been lapses from her side. She doesnt call, and wen i cal she doesnt pick n dont cal me bak, and no valuable reason why. And she swears she stil likes me that tins are a little loose for her at the moment.. she's really unpredictable. The last time she visited me ws d second time since we started dating.. she ws d one dt went for d kiss sef. We just lay on the bed n did body touching..m nothing more.. but am not just sure about her attitude. I hv decided to give her a break. I decided since yesterday dt i wont be d one to do the next call or msg. If she doesnt cal me i will just lock up. She seems to b getting tired of the whole stuff... i dont do txt messages. Jus call n whatsapp.. n she hasnt hailed me on whatsapp either... pls wt do u tink? Did i take d right step by decidin to give her time? Or should i keep on calling? Please help me.. i cant really focus on anything else. All i do is think of her. I really love her 1 Like |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 4:13pm On May 17, 2016 |
HARDDON: Next time if a lady ask who u r after saying hi, Form Vex and with a edge to ur tone, ask her this: what an anathema , how many bfs do u have that u can't remember who I am nor pick my voice tone? I know my voice sounds richer now but that doesnt mean my own gf shldnt be able to pick it.... Wen u roll like this, u r trying to achieve two things : if she has a guy( though ballers don't bother about this most times) and secondly, put her on edge...suspense ! She wud start racking her brain for any one night stand she might have had, or some long lost lover some where( never make it easy for them) 18 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 4:33pm On May 17, 2016 |
lilnovak: Nice is bad. Nice sucks. Nice deballs. Nice turns u to a woman wrapper . nice makes u put down urself to please tiny girls. Nice makes u lose respect. Nice ultimately makes U a Woman! Cos they were created to be nice, to care, to cuddle , we weren't Have u seen a lion ruling its domain? He moves around d territory leaving its aura n fume on d grasses and roars every night to warn off juveniles who might wano trespass n have a dig into the lioness. N its ready to fight to death if an intruder dares Nothing nice about these! So if an animal cud have balls, what excuse have u to be shy n nice n balless? Read up all the pages, the answers u seek lies therein. Btw, best way, is to start making friends. Forget dating for now, just make friends. N build ur confidence first . 11 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 7:07pm On May 17, 2016 |
DaudaAbu: Mmmmm, got it downloaded, wud go tru it soon! If it isn't worth d stress, I wud hv ur balls for keeps Btw, tell us ur tale . whatz d worse u ever done 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 7:35pm On May 17, 2016 |
dsypha: The last bolded spoilt everything for u ! Sorry gee. I think she got herself another right now. Something got her attention gee n u caused it all by not knowing the rules of this lane. U drove her off. Hit ur self with a pitch book n I so mean it right now! U must hv gotten clingy n needy in d process cos Luv or shld I say d1ck , got d better of u n instead thinking wit ur head, u were thinking wit ur d1ck . n telling her sweet nonesense. Boring! She is not unpredictable, u were d one that became predicable . ......she was d one that went for the kissing? N u guys thereafter did body touchin?( please educate us, what is body touching? ) n that was all? Some1 does not know the first thing to do wen with a woman? Is that right? U don't even know how to kiss? U r really super Boring n naive . She's gone dude, gone to look for another that knows his onion unlike u Wake up n move on........ The more u call or text, the more annoying n very cheap/wussy u get. For all itz worth. , I'd advise u to just forget everything about her. it is very unlikely she wud ever call u again anyways. Unless ofcos u start meeting n dating other hawt girls..... Jelosy is the only thing that can bring her back . 18 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by dsypha(m): 7:42pm On May 17, 2016 |
HARDDON: How do i fix it bro? |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 10:12pm On May 17, 2016 |
dsypha: There is nothing to fix here. Save urself the stress. Learn from d experience n move on. Ignore her totally, block her on whatsapp. There is a remote chance she wud ever can, but if she does , ignore her totally . if ever she comes around, tell her u r done. Dont u just excitedly welcome her back! Put her on hold , tell her this is working n ubgave up on it long time ago......while @ it, meet others Try n read up all dese pages , absorb them n make them part of ur life, go out there n use them to meet ladies, hopefully, u wudnt screw d next one up 6 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by classichussain(m): 10:30pm On May 17, 2016 |
HARDDON:I solute this op and his post 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NevetsIbot(m): 10:30pm On May 17, 2016 |
NLjona:sure. You can always get there. As long as you throw fear to one side |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:02am On May 18, 2016 |
HARDDON: Never rush to call a gurl, never rush to set up a date rather , try to totally break her defenses n hit her with attractive snowballs every time tru chats n over the phone( while @ it , don't get clingy, always be the first to call it off n end d call) always end d chat . do these while d ovation is loudest. Just go .... Not until u can maintain the flow of sassy / funny maneuvers , never stay on d phone/chat too long. It makes u lose steam n u begin to ask d boring questions.... Plan what u wud flesh d convo around n hv killer punch lines ready, burst her balls , wen she is laughing so hard, tell her: gtg now, other ladies r waiting . u mustn't b selfish. 20 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:12am On May 18, 2016 |
HARDDON: As a learner growing, I developed this saying to help me overcome d the tension n probable intimacy rejection ,. It works perfectly ! Here it is : SENSE PILL 19: If you can make love to a gurl expertly on phone/chat, getting her laid physically is nothing but a mere formality . infact she wud literally beg to see u. N u must form busy for a while , tuning her up a great deal, making her wait, anticipate , attracted n gutted! The day she sees u, may u not be caught wearin an expensive cloths, she might just rip them to shred from urgency! 8 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:40am On May 18, 2016 |
HARDDON: When To Go Out On First Date: If u follow the previous drill, u wud naturally know wen to set the first date: Sometimes, I usually , as a habit set up a date, then 15 mins to d time, I send a msg..... or I even blank them till they r fully set( fullh dressed, all made up, wet n wavy , sleek n sexy, toned n tanned) waiting for my call, wen it doesn't come tru, they'd usually call to ask where r u? Hope u haven't forgotten our date? 1) If Im feeling generous, id send her a msg like this to cancel. " yea I know u can't wait to lay those ur filthy hands on me....I can even percieve d fragrance of d new hair u just made for this occation, But unfortunately, Something came up .... Work... As I'm sending this now, we r on our way to airport to catch a flight....stay up, I'd call wen we touch down . Miss me much huh? " Send it, she wud call immediately , don't pick no matter how many times ,wait for like 30 mins, then switch off ur phone...... U get the Jeck? anticipation! 2) If u are not feeling in the mood, return from work, freshen up, Kul sounds filtering d background, call ur regular to come share ur space n just blank d new one wit d wacky date u set up, The time wud come n she wud start calling to know where u r, u can blank d first 3 calls, then pick d fourth one....anticipation ..... She is gono start by asking hope u haven't forgotten our date, where r u? Just scream oh jeez! We have to reschedule.....I'm with uncle right now, he called me inpromptu, there is dis contract we'be been on n it just came tru.......I'd call u soon" Flake out ! Gurl don't have the sole right to flake, u czn too! N it feels great! 16 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:49am On May 18, 2016 |
HARDDON: Wen u do decide u really wano do this, I usually fix dates on Fridays so no matter how knocked out I become sat, I can sleep lil b4 I back off to work. U shld too so u have enough time to kiss n cuddle. I like spots with pool, pool bonds, its a very cheap way to see tru a lil first. Set d mood. Have u seen a 40DD( i know some of u be wonderin what this is, go figure! ) sexy tall fair lady on swim suit b4? Ho LA LA 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:56am On May 18, 2016 |
HARDDON: Kul places u can go( spot with pool, tranquill place with Kul songs , so u can talk a bit while having dinner, don't u ever forget sassy/funny, they brought u this far n can keep u going.... I notice Nwobi/ishi ewu joints , point n kill joints n some lounge, have such serene environment. After dinner, u go Wil wild west n hit some clubs ( u must not drink to much) u don't want her supporting u after, u shld be the one supporting her. The beauty of this thing is: u guys r usually gono come late so its just natural u place is home that night. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 1:01am On May 18, 2016 |
HARDDON: When home, because all barriers hv bin broken during d chats/call session, some might be comfortable having a lil shower with u, if not , show her d test room, play some sounds she likes while she is having her bath. 4 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NLjona(m): 2:46am On May 18, 2016 |
Lawwwddd!!! you are sooo fucking good!!! thanks for the new updates... i was chatting with that girl last night...we were talking well.. i hit her wit like 2 bombs then after telling her I didn't like her pics for some reasons(which was cute) .. she hit me with the dreaded "kk" "yh".. i was madly mad!!... usually if a girl gimme that line.. i stop chat impromptu till fuda notice or till she restarts the chat... but this girl case was diff rent.. i just had to block and delete her.. good thing is that i still got more fishes(girls) waiting to be fried .. 4 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by SkinnyDude(m): 3:48pm On May 18, 2016 |
well, my problem is that my relationship and friendship with both male and female don't last.. i just getting tired of them.. and, i lose interest in ladies easily... after meeting a lady, let's say 2 weeks... i start losing interest in her.. till i get tired and 'delete her'... my longest relationship with a lady is 5 days.. i broke up with her, after 5 days... 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 5:39pm On May 18, 2016 |
NLjona: F'ing Gud? That sounds like one of them epic lines I get a lot after a crazy hawt round! 2 Likes |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 5:56pm On May 18, 2016 |
HARDDON: Wow, dude! Ur para got no rival! Lol block n delete? Same time? Very Nice ..... ! Bliv me, she wud call u soon to ask if u blocked her. Ask her : " have u given me any reason to recently?" When she goes on about trying to send u a msg and itz saying bla bla bla.... u exclaim " oh , it must be my anti BS Bot : u see, it screens n blocks responses like "k, kk, sup n d likes. It also blocks friends who have contacted me for a specific period of time and random people that just go sending messages, unfortunately, It has a mind of its own, as it stands, u have to call if u want to contact me now till it releases u". Forget LG, Life is Soft! LS 14 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 6:23pm On May 18, 2016 |
HARDDON: Btw dude, dude, u cant divorce witty n funny, it makes u sound up like a jack a33 ( Jerk) .....witty is the hit, funny is the soothening effect. One without the other is terrible. Have u read the stories of rats eating human legs @ night? It has it that when rats go eating underneath ur feet while u r sleeping, they soothe the effect by blowing on it kul breeze. They chew at it a bit, then blow the kul air and the process repeats its self. They blow the kul air so their chewing on ur leg, doesn't wake u........ Don't know how true, but that is the story. So that is same principle u deploy when with ladies, burst their balls( chew) garnish with funny(blow kul air) She was kinda annoyed wen u told her u didn't like her pixz. U shld know that b4 a lady uses a pix on her dp, her praise singers( nice wussbag guys) wud have told her she was hawt, sexy, homely or some other wacky praise they sing.... She wants more praise by putting it up there but here u came bursting her pseudo ego castle! don't ever go that direct again unless ofcos the one that u have so killed with attraction that no matter what u say or do, she just laugh over it. Instead, tell her " this ur dp is extra special but I have seen way beta pixs of u, what happens to those ones? Or say : is ur monthly sister around? If she ask why? U say: this dp looks like she is around.!" See? She wud naturally change it without u saying any other word. If men knew their way with words around women, they wud even blow oloshos for free! I'm not saying I've tried it ohh. Hahaha On a serious note guys , avoid these kinda gurls no matter what if u wano really build up ur self in this terrain ! Lions don't eat dead meat. Where is the challenge if u can just walk in, pay , do n walk out! What sorts of life is that? Avoid cheap fud Yuck! Go after ur meat like the lion. As u grow, u got to have standards and any Lady that don't meet those high standards, isnt worth it, u FRIENDZONE them and use them as target practice Yea, Boss Ball! 25 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 6:50pm On May 18, 2016 |
SkinnyDude: Lol, dude r u human? U haven't met ladies blv u me. There r ladies, u meet, if u ain't my kinda guy, u wud sell ur soul even witout collecting d money, just to have them! U turn poet instanta n start flowing wooing rhymes ! Dude, change ur circle ,go out there n feel the softness , the alluring beauties, well curved shapes, standing ovation mounds with shy nippl3s, confident a33 all well garnished with angelic steps! When u meet them , u wud even forget u were once an alien in dis soft world 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 7:20pm On May 18, 2016 |
HARDDON: HOW DO U GO PHYSICAL? Like I stated earlier on, I hate everything regular guys do n I try to avoid them either tru been cocky n funny or I just sleep on my orb . why I'm I saying this? Well it just happens that every guy wano lay any gurl that scrub around their crib the very first day! N I hate that, U shld too from this day on. This iz why I usually take my time ,make sure we make Luv over the phone or chat first b4 ever she comes visiting ! N no, its not every gurl that is worth knowing my place. Have standards . I have different group of gurls : from friend zoned ones to rich S.berries , to potential cubs, to Nurses to Regulars to newbies .....etc Nah, I wudnt explain that. Devise urs based on needs. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by LasoulMacuby(m): 8:31pm On May 18, 2016 |
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