Haybee27:
U self follow her mumu oo,post ur pics.

Haybee27:
Dont mind dem swthrt,u r d cutest guy on nl. buh wey ur legs?

CaptainEColeJnr:
you just registered today and here you are talking like you knew what transpired ... mtcheeew!!!

Laveda:


What happened in 1973?
And what should I upgrade to?

....This one get sense so?
Now look here, I want you to fück off and stop mästurbating on my mentions..

Haybee27:
U self follow her mumu oo,post ur pics.

finalboss1:
she left me..
broke my heart..... she's a cheat

°•ah,my condolences
.....bye

silvertongue:
Haybee27 let Laveda be!

I thought u said u are new here?

New comers are supposed to be cool or at least pretend like one

KingCheezyPuff:
°•ah,my condolences
.....bye

Haybee27:
Just here to catch fun,guy welcome me

finalboss1:
fowl so you just registered today...lols stay foolish

CaptainEColeJnr:
I hope you ain't a troll.. just making sure!

Haybee27:
Ewu calabar,calm down. i am here to catch fun.

Aisha96:

Yo, am gonna kick 'em ass. Merci. How is school going at your end?

Aisha96:
Op, kudos. Take that from me.

That's the norm here. As most Nairalanders are as ugly and as frail as ascaris worm, they stupidly think everyone share their vile genes, that's why they are so awed if they see a handsome nigga's pics.

They have come to believe that nairaland is a fortress and a place for tattered, haggard and poorly-fed miscreants to seek meaning to their shabby, banal life hence they doubt the possibily that a sane, human who is living a better life could afford to use nairaland.

finalboss1:
where re you running to..hehehehe...
lols... after pushing her... bad friend...

°•You pushed her with yer lies an deceit!
....yer the worst fake-e-boyfriend a woman can have

KingCheezyPuff:
°•You pushed her with yer lies an deceit!
....yer the worst fake-e-boyfriend a woman can have

finalboss1:
see its nt war u fink

Haybee27:
Nah,or i look like one?

KingCheezyPuff:
Haha!
...Give it a couple of weeks
I'm good Divia,you good?

CaptainEColeJnr:
Time will tell

KingCheezyPuff:

finalboss1:
she gat almost like 6 boyfriends

°•She just like variety
....that's all

KingCheezyPuff:
•°"ex long-lost secret crush".... that's a mighty lot.
....an so is yer english.
I didnt know you had a dictionary mouth....
....where you been hidin' that thing

KingCheezyPuff:
°•She just like variety
....that's all

silvertongue:
Here is the evidence that a deal did happen btw I,silvertongue and avalon316.

IamLEGEND1:
had to take a crash course so i can be on the same wavelength as you.*things we did for luv* unfortunately,before i could wow u with my 'dictionary mouth',pinceprinz had called dibs.......so i had to retreat and lick my wounds. That's where i have been.

°•You should have fought em off!!! ......
.....I think yer dictionary is bigger than mine an you've accomplished yer aim
...I'm impressed.
I dey like una big English wella

Haybee27:
So?i am new here.welcome me

Aisha96:

who? Synzu the bad self-servicer? Bwahahahah.

He is one of the most hideous creature I have been unfortunate to behold. I mean, he is extremely short, fat and exudes the aura of a timid møron.

Even obatala would reject him as an offering.

Aisha96:

A synzu is a horrible specimen who was badly sculpted by satan in one of his angry moods. Satan's attempt to create a fugly beast with an hunchback, slitedeyes, shapeless hands, tailess, gave rise to a freak of nature, and synzu he named it.