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I'm Such A Damn Asssss by hkidola00(m): 8:51pm On May 17, 2016
I met a very pretty girl which in a nutshell I wanna marry, when I say pretty, i mean very pretty,fair in complextion.....so
she told me she's a virgin of which I didn't believe until we had sex cos she was too pretty to be a virgin, it was on a Thursday so we had sex but i wasn't able to go in wit my hard joystick on full erection, on Friday next day we tried it didn't enter and she was feeling pain,
so finally on saturday d third day, i made sure i held her body tightly and she screamed, I didn't listen to her and finally i got in
really she didn't bleed at all and dis got me thinking like was she a virgin, I later asked her if she was a true virgin, d question pained her and really she from a good muslim house and she do pray.. and she sweared she was a virgin b4 we made love....it pained me dat i asked her such...
she's 18 and I'm 21
tho



But im like can a girl be deflowered and she won't bleed pls?
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by iceberylin(m): 8:53pm On May 17, 2016
What's this undecided
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by hkidola00(m): 9:00pm On May 17, 2016
iceberylin:
What's this undecided
read again mister smiley
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by iceberylin(m): 9:06pm On May 17, 2016
hkidola00:
read again mister smiley
I won't run mad for you...

Never

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Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by hkidola00(m): 9:08pm On May 17, 2016
iceberylin:
I won't run mad for you...
Never
smh
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by loomer: 9:08pm On May 17, 2016
I no sure say fuel price increment reach where you dey

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Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by AliJohn(m): 10:06pm On May 17, 2016
Nt all galz
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by hkidola00(m): 10:07pm On May 17, 2016
loomer:
I no sure say fuel price increment reach where you dey
it 145 per litre here , now wot do u have to say
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by hkidola00(m): 10:08pm On May 17, 2016
AliJohn:
Nt all galz
have u deflowered one b4
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by AliJohn(m): 10:29pm On May 17, 2016
hkidola00:
have u deflowered one b4

Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by dollyjoy(f): 10:33pm On May 17, 2016
hkidola00:
I met a very pretty girl which in a nutshell I wanna marry, when I say pretty, i mean very pretty,fair in complextion.....so
she told me she's a virgin of which I didn't believe until we had sex cos she was too pretty to be a virgin, it was on a Thursday so we had sex but i wasn't able to go in wit my hard joystick on full erection, on Friday next day we tried it didn't enter and she was feeling pain,
so finally on saturday d third day, i made sure i held her body tightly and she screamed, I didn't listen to her and finally i got in
really she didn't bleed at all and dis got me thinking like was she a virgin, I later asked her if she was a true virgin, d question pained her and really she from a good muslim house and she do pray.. and she sweared she was a virgin b4 we made love....it pained me dat i asked her such...
she's 18 and I'm 21
tho



But im like can a girl be deflowered and she won't bleed pls?

I think you are still too young, please concentrate on your studies for now,if things go south you wouldn't be able to owe up to your responsibilities.

Goan do your assignment.cheesy
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by hkidola00(m): 10:44pm On May 17, 2016
dollyjoy:
I think you are still too young, please concentrate on your studies for now,if things go south you wouldn't be able to owe up to your responsibilities.

Goan do your assignment.cheesy
hmmm if things go south, u mean pregnancy, true talk true talk
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by vicstar(m): 11:00pm On May 17, 2016
• • • • • OP that's why we've got google na undecided all dis shiiit are meant for google, he can tolerate

Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by Hillzy(m): 12:22am On May 18, 2016
Wtf why would u ask a lady such question after shining her when told earlier dat she's a v, u should have swept dat under d rug even if u tink she's lying to u damn, u're not only a damn asss but also a nitwit

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Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by Apelex(m): 1:07am On May 18, 2016
dollyjoy:
I think you are still too young, please concentrate on your studies for now,if things go south you wouldn't be able to owe up to your responsibilities.

Goan do your assignment.cheesy

Abeg tell am grin
Idonbilivit
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by ivyy(f): 1:22am On May 18, 2016
You held her still even when she said no undecided yes you are indeed a damn assss undecided

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Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by daveP(m): 1:28am On May 18, 2016
iceberylin:
What's this undecided
seems we both asking the OP the same question..
..

Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by makydebbie(f): 7:56am On May 18, 2016
why should you ask such a question na..google is ur friend my brother
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by hkidola00(m): 10:25am On May 18, 2016
Hillzy:
Wtf why would u ask a lady such question after shining her when told earlier dat she's a v, u should have swept dat under d rug even if u tink she's lying to u damn, u're not only a damn asss but also a nitwit
sigh.... nywayz i asked cos i saw no sign of blood
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by Ifakiland(m): 11:02am On May 18, 2016
you were her first sex doesn't mean u disvirgined her....she mite av been fingered in d past, or her she into sport or she got broken during her menses. ure definitly her first sex, but no bi u break her womanliness.
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by hkidola00(m): 7:42pm On May 18, 2016
ivyy:
You held her still even when she said no undecided yes you are indeed a damn assss undecided
dis isn't a rape case, I held her tight so I cud go in
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by flokii: 7:44pm On May 18, 2016
Yes you are..

I know that feeling.. Bad decisions we make attimes
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by hkidola00(m): 7:45pm On May 18, 2016
Ifakiland:
you were her first sex doesn't mean u disvirgined her....she mite av been fingered in d past, or her she into sport or she got broken during her menses. ure definitly her first sex, but no bi u break her womanliness.
nice it likely so or still not
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by Ginaz(f): 7:49pm On May 18, 2016
This is like stupid, not all girls bleed pls. That doesn't mean she ain't a Virgin. Girls each with its own hymen, some bleed and tear. Some doesn't bleed and won't tear fully. If I were her, I would have given you the blackest black eye in the whole world.

Imagine the kind question. Some men are just dumb when it comes to how a woman's body functions. Gosh, I 4 blow dat ur bend mouth if na me. sad

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Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by Kherry: 7:51pm On May 18, 2016
Yes,it is possible for her not to bleed..........
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by hkidola00(m): 8:11pm On May 18, 2016
Ginaz:
This is like stupid, not all girls bleed pls. That doesn't mean she ain't a Virgin. Girls each with its own hymen, some bleed and tear. Some doesn't bleed and won't tear fully. If I were her, I would have given you the blackest black eye in the whole world.

Imagine the kind question. Some men are just dumb when it comes to how a woman's body functions. Gosh, I 4 blow dat ur bend mouth if na me. sad
loolz, u are very funny, but nywayz, we learn everyday
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by hkidola00(m): 8:13pm On May 18, 2016
Kherry:
Yes,it is possible for her not to bleed..........
smiley pls tell me more
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by ThreeGEEKS(m): 8:16pm On May 18, 2016
I think the title of your thread should be "I'm such a dumb assss"
Or maybe you have one of those baby d!cks that wouldn't do any serious damage to the Vijayjay grin
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by xtervaganza(m): 8:18pm On May 18, 2016
dollyjoy:
I think you are still too young, please concentrate on your studies for now,if things go south you wouldn't be able to owe up to your responsibilities.

Goan do your assignment.cheesy
21 is too young to have sex? In which planet is 21 too young to have sex?



I bet you had it b4 21 so stop talking crap here
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by Forzap: 8:36pm On May 18, 2016
iceberylin:
I won't run mad for you...
Never


grin
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by Kherry: 10:00pm On May 18, 2016
hkidola00:
smiley pls tell me more



You ar a joker rite,as if u dnt knw
Re: I'm Such A Damn Asssss by ehix89(m): 10:35pm On May 18, 2016
Errrrrmmmm.....i think she used superglue grin

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