LasoulMacuby:
Na so

Na how?

What is ur story? Kindly share

HARDDON:


Na how?

What is ur story? Kindly share

I have this girl I love so much, but she is into runs up and down, we had problems and we are not too strong again, but anytime she asks me of assistance I can not say no. She said she had a new guy and the last time she came to my place, she refused me having sex with her (last time I did her was November last year) I have even seen and talked to the guy in question how do I get her our of my head?
Having sex with her is not my problem cos but I want to win her heart or kick her out of my head once and for all

HARDDON:



F'ing Gud? That sounds like one of them epic lines I get a lot after a crazy hawt round!

Lolss.. no homo ooo!!!

LasoulMacuby:

I have this girl I love so much, but she is into runs up and down, we had problems and we are not too strong again, but anytime she asks me of assistance I can not say no. She said she had a new guy and the last time she came to my place, she refused me having sex with her (last time I did her was November last year) I have even seen and talked to the guy in question how do I get her our of my head?
Having sex with her is not my problem cos but I want to win her heart or kick her out of my head once and for all

Wow, bin wondering how guys r able to zero their mind with achohol n go blowing runz gurls let alone date them!
How do u feel knowing ur woman is a free giver to any guy with some cheap change?

Yea I know it might be very easy to fall for them cos most of them r complete packages: great body, bo,0bs , fine like palm wine coupled with d fact that they r super on bed ( so I heard from my crazy boys )

But itz just wrong n very risky. Some visit herbalists, their minds r usually @ their back, they don't care so long d money be rolling ... Then u have these crazy deseases

Too many women in d world, u nid not sell short like this.
Dust urself up n move on... How can u be loving n waiting to win a gurl that sees u as a maga?
Stop giving her anything , if she ask, tell her to go meet her guy n to stop bogging u. Stop calling her. Just move on with ur life! How can u be an ATM?

NLjona:


Lolss.. no homo ooo!!!

Ho WOR?
With all d soft beauties in d world? Common!

Those guys ain't having clear minds

HARDDON:




Wow, bin wondering how guys r able to zero their mind with achohol n go blowing runz gurls let alone date them!
How do u feel knowing ur woman is a free giver to any guy with some cheap change?

Yea I know it might be very easy go fall for them cos most of them r complete packages: great body, bo,0bs , fine like palm wine coupled with d fact that they r super on bed ( so I heard from my crazy boys )

But itz just wrong n very risky. Some visit herbalists, their minds r usually @ their back, they don't care so long d money be rolling ... Then u have these crazy deseases

Too many women in d world, u nid not sell short like this.
Dust urself up n move on... How can u be loving n waiting to win a gurl that sees u as a maga?
Stop giving her anything , if she ask, tell her to go meet her guy n to stop bogging u. Stop calling her. Just move on with ur life! How can u be an ATM?

I believe u bro. Thanks for the input. . .

HARDDON:


Btw dude, dude, u cant divorce sassy n funny, it makes u sound up like a jack a33 ( Jerk) .....cocky is the hit, funny is the soothening effect. One without the other is terrible. Have u read the stories of rats eating human legs @ night? It has it that when rats go eating underneath ur feet while u r sleeping, they soothe the effect by blowing on it kul breeze.

They chew at it a bit, then blow the kul air and the process repeats its self. They blow the kul air so their chewing on ur leg, doesn't wake u........

Don't know how true, but that is the story.

So that is same principle u deploy when with ladies, burst their balls( chew) garnish with funny(blow kul air)

She was kinda annoyed wen u told her u didn't like her pixz. U shld know that b4 a lady uses a pix on her dp, her praise singers( nice wussbag guys) wud have told her she was hawt, sexy, homely or some other wacky praise they sing.... She wants more praise by putting it up there but here u came bursting her pseudo ego castle!


don't ever go that direct again unless ofcos the one that u have so killed with attraction that no matter what u say or do, she just laugh over it.

Instead, tell her " this ur dp is extra special but I have seen way beta pixs of u, what happens to those one ?


Or say : is ur monthly sister around? If she ask why? U say: this dp looks like she is around.!"

See? She wud naturally change it without u saying any other word.

If men knew their way with words around women, they wud even blow oloshos for free! I'm not saying I've tried it ohh. Hahaha


On a serious note guys , avoid these kinda gurls no matter what if u wano really build up ur self in this terrain ! Lions don't eat dead meat. Where is the challenge if u can just walk in, pay , do n walk out! What sorts of life is that?

Avoid cheap fud Yuck!
Go after ur meat like the lion.

As u grow, u got to have standards and any Lady that don't meet those high standards, isnt worth it, u FRIENDZONE them and use them as target practice

Yea, Boss Ball!

so you saying i should add her back and start the game all over since my response might had made her respond like that? or I should call it quit.

HARDDON:


Lol, dude r u human?

U haven't met ladies blv u me.
Their r ladies, u meet, if u ain't my kinda guy, u wud sell ur soul even witout collecting d money, just to have them!

U turn poet instanta n start flowing wooing rhymes !

Dude, change ur circle ,go out there n feel the softness , the alluring beauties, well curved shapes, standing ovation mounds with shy nippl3s, confident a33 all well garnished with angelic steps!

When u meet them , u wud even forget u were once an alien in dis soft world

thanks bro.. will change my circle, and also try to meet babes.

HARDDON:


Dude, dude , taka a deep breath, edit, proof read, n repost this.
U had me brain in a limbo

guy pls need advise!!!!!
4 in stand u walking in 1 place,there cum dis beautiful,prety,okpeke and walk in to ur working place.and u av interest in her,is it advisable 4 u to talk to her with respect just like customer I mean if both of u ar speaking Yoruba or because u av interest in her u talk to her just normal no respect advice pls

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Hey HARDDON, you are the real man here.. I love the way you dish out those drills in succinct and practical manner. Have read many tips on Nairaland here, yours stand out. More mb to your phone/laptop, more kitty to you Jrod, or more grease to your elbow lol.
Just wanna share a little testimony after I read your drill from page to page.

There are some babes I added on wassup randomly about three weeks ago. (Two of them are nairalanders I don't care if they get to read this anyway. I'm going to share my experience with one.
As usual conversation starter, I sent her a "hello " message and waited for her replied.. Seconds ran into minutes, minutes to hours and hours to days no reply from her..I persisted and sent her another one; as usual, she read and gnored without replying. then third time, same happen again, all in two weeks. So, I got tired and gave up.

Then I came by your drills here and decided to give it a try even though I'm no longer interested in the babe.

Now this is what I did differently:
I first scrutinize her dp to see what I can use to get her attention.. I noticed she is damn pretty, damn hot to give evn a g*y a hard on. Then I also noticed she was not wearing any earrings or apply make-up. So, I settled for the latter as a tool to get her attention.
So, I sent this message: "lol@dp... Are you an SU".. I sent this message 'cos I reasoned that she must have post that pics just to show the world that she is still hot without women accessories and not to be seen as an SU.
I could not believe my eyes, within microseconds she replied!
She said in pidgin " who you be?" I let out a grin and as quick as possible I came up with another line.. I waited for some minutes before I replied (now I'm the boss; she is now the one anticipating).. " I'm one of your numerous boyfriends you have been drooling over " was my replied.. She laughed! I could not believe my eyes, so I could be this funny. Then jokingly she replied " Lmao... Show me your identity joor" then I replied: " so faint is your memory... So you forget so quick the guy you had a fling with sometimes ago... Think through, when you figure out, get back to me... Gat to go now, got piles of work on my desk."

She laughed again and since then she has been flooding me with messages...I'm just here laughing feeling like a boss...
All thanks to your drills

More testimonies to come...

peerless0012:
Hey HARDDON, you are the real man here.. I love the way you dish out those drills in succinct and practical manner. Have read many tips on Nairaland here, yours stand out. More mb to your phone/laptop, more kitty to you Jrod, or more grease to your elbow lol.
Just wanna share a little testimony after I read your drill from page to page.

There are some babes I added on wassup randomly about three weeks ago. (Two of them are nairalanders I don't care if they get to read this anyway. I'm going to share my experience with one.
As usual conversation starter, I sent her a "hello " message and waited for her replied.. Seconds ran into minutes, minutes to hours and hours to days no reply from her..I persisted and sent her another one; as usual, she read and gnored without replying. then third time, same happen again, all in two weeks. So, I got tired and gave up.

Then I came by your drills here and decided to give it a try even though I'm no longer interested in the babe.

Now this is what I did differently:
I first scrutinize her dp to see what I can use to get her attention.. I noticed she is damn pretty, damn hot to give evn a g*y a hard on. Then I also noticed she was not wearing any earrings or apply make-up. So, I settled for the latter as a tool to get her attention.
So, I sent this message: "lol@dp... Are you an SU".. I sent this message 'cos I reasoned that she must have post that pics just to show the world that she is still hot without women accessories and not to be seen as an SU.
I could not believe my eyes, within microseconds she replied!
She said in pidgin " who you be?" I let out a grin and as quick as possible I came up with another line.. I waited for some minutes before I replied (now I'm the boss; she is now the one anticipating).. " I'm one of your numerous boyfriends you have been drooling over " was my replied.. She laughed! I could not believe my eyes, so I could be this funny. Then jokingly she replied " Lmao... Show me your identity joor" then I replied: " so faint is your memory... So you forget so quick the guy you had a fling with sometimes ago... Think through, when you figure out, get back to me... Gat to go now, got piles of work on my desk."

She laughed again and since then she has been flooding me with messages...I'm just here laughing feeling like a boss...
All thanks to your drills

More testimonies to come...

exactly.. i also use suspense+humour.. it works like magic!

i dont take shit!!! COS am the man

still d man

winks

ur too of a nice guy, u will be taken for a fool, ya jus have to be strict, d reason y dat gal aint givin u attention is COS UR all over her trying to impress her, only if u can have an i dont care atitude

LasoulMacuby:

I believe u bro. Thanks for the input. . .

One!

Never attach too much importance to any gurl!
This can only be achieved wen u have lota hawt ones on ur waiting list!

Go out and meet ladies, they are so bored and just waiting for that guy that GETS IT to come swooch them off their feets!



SENSE PILL 20: The hawtest/Richest ladies r the most bored , easily approachable Beings u can ever come across! If only U can see tru d Fake F' Off they wear on their fore heads to ward off nice n fearful guys !

Just a single cocky line, disarms them, and a funny line attracts them!


Cocky line says loudly, yea I know other guys have been singing praises into u ears, they've been telling u lies! U ain't as kul as they have been telling u and I can see that. I have met Better ladies ,more endowed , quick witted n intelligent u r nothing but a learner !

0uch! To the murder!

Disarmed!

Funny line says: since u r a learner, u have to impress me, then I wud make up my mind if I'd Luv u in my circle or not!

It says, u r a learner so we wud have to school u in d act of poshness n ladylife .


U nid not tell her, she wud naturally drop d fake chop chips on her shoulders n the f off on her forehead where u r

SENSE PILL 21:

You can achieve a lot more with Sassy n Funny than u can ever achieve with Money and Fine Face!

SENSE PILL 22:

Money and fine face buy u fakes,makes u balless n drains u resources , wit wines and funny lines find u loyals n life time boss eternal bliss!

bruh big ups to you, you're doing a great job

NLjona:


so you saying i should add her back and start the game all over since my response might had made her respond like that? or I should call it quit.

We rarely appologise, we rarely use d weak word " sorry", whether u r right or wrong, cockily put the blame on her and funnily punish her!

Men don't go back on their words. Learn to be consistent.

Don't add until way after she discovers that u blocked her and make sure u use d response line I gave up there or fashion another with that idea

SkinnyDude:
thanks bro.. will change my circle, and also try to meet babes.

Read up all in here , n practice. U can practice b4 ur mirrow , meeting ladies is an act of presentation , if Obama can practice before his wife, kids, assistants or mirrow and then comes out to wow everyone with his lyrical gab like the words r flowin from heaven, what excuse do u have?

HARDDON:



We rarely appologise, we rarely use d weak word " sorry", whether u r right or wrong, cockily put the blame on her and funnily punish her!

Men don't go back on their words. Learn to be consistent.

Don't add until way after she discovers that u blocked her and make sure u use d response line I gave up there or fashion another with that idea

yes boss

pls guy answer my qstn it urgent,in brief it is gud to respect a girl dat came to ur working place and u av interest in her or it bad mean why she also talk to u in respect if u both speak yoruba?

youngfocus:

guy pls need advise!!!!!
4 in stand u walking in 1 place,there cum dis beautiful,prety,okpeke and walk in to ur working place.and u av interest in her,is it advisable 4 u to talk to her with respect just like customer I mean if both of u ar speaking Yoruba or because u av interest in her u talk to her just normal no respect advice pls

Talking to ladies with respect in this sense means kissing up to her, u nid not do that.

Infact, this is d best time to make fun of her in a cocky way!

Lets say u work in a bank n u just fancy some cust, when she hands over her dirty chk book, u can say: wow, this chk book have overcomed many trails n travails in ur hands!
Kindly apply for a fresh one b4 I attend to u!

Ehmm, u shld know, I hate bankers , they copied my skills without referring to me appropriately !


Imagine a fine gel wanting to withdraw money after filling d drawer slip, this idiat of a banker authoritately tells her to write her number behind d slip n sign , can u imagine that?

Authoritatively telling her to hand him her number d way I've been doing cockily n funnily

Yhemit:
Help!!!

My problem is critical in nature, have known the babe for d past 3 years now. she's my neighbour and also attended the same univ now. just that am her senior with 2yrs.
Before she make it into university, last year. we're very close to the extent we do chat (whatsapp) for like 8hrs straight both day n midnight. just all of a sudden everything changes, she hardly reply me..... which I asked her last month about it, and her reply was that she do see my messages (with smiles on her face when telling me).
one major issue is that we have not sit each other down to talk before, only whatsapp platform. which I ve confess my love for her every day. compliment her to the extent of its getting to much...... but on reality of talking to her face,i failed woefully. I do snub her in school because of my shyness. which I think she's now doing for me also ....... all her friends know I really love her.
I really love her but don't know how to go about it...... even saw her yesterday in my shop, pretending as if she's calling someone, whereas she's not, she do like looking into my eyes (am dying inside of shyness) . please I don't know what to do again.

@1st bolded 8hrs? Do u know how many things u can achieve in 8 hrs? .......


Every tin changed cos truth is, even though u were a shy guy, u sounded over d phone/chats like a peacock on heat!
U cudnt even use d Uni boys senior swag to corner her until she gained admission! Well d game have changed , when she was home, she obviously didn't have access go too many guys that knows their onions as well as she does now nor did she hv crazy gurls

The chicken u hv been raring for 3 gud years finally gained wings to fly n here u r cryinv Luv!

See why guys shld never confess luv to a gurl ? If confession was OK, u wud hv had her long ago.


B4 I say move on, try this: look for one of her friend that is hawter than her n use the skills u hv been learning here, on ! If u can successfully deploy this plot n start hitting that one, jelosy wur bring her back! N before u know it, she wud accuse u of been so hasty to rush Into her friends arms while she was just playing hard to get N wanted to be sure u really Luv Her.....

To this, u lean back, sip ur wine n reply: for a start, ur friend rushed into my arms when she saw what u were missin.

About ur hard to get talk, time waits for no one. Ain't got that time to scrub around u wen hawter ladies were on queue just hoping I say hi to them.
That wud be all for now, got stuffs to take care of..... Kindly use d door.

She might plead n cry, implore n throw herself at u, don't u yield. Tune her up n if u wud leta, just blow her ,,, n oh, don't forget to take shots n a lil vid( lil mementos for all d aches she caused u wudnt be outa place! N it wud serve to remind u that u can get any gurl u want)...Huge confidence!

Ouch! BOSS BALL.


OFF DAH RECORD!
Jelosy work so well that I have had to lay two sisters even while I was just learning these Royal Robes!




NB, if u dont deploy this plan, this kinda gurl wud only hang around to drain ur resources or just njoys d fact u playing up her ego with ur msgs she reads n ignores .

Harddon@ still waiting for your reply......

thanks bro, you're too much.

HARDDON:


Talking to ladies with respect in this sense means kissing up to her, u nid not do that.

Infact, this is d best time to make fun of her in a cocky way!

Lets say u work in a bank n u just fancy some cust, when she hands over her dirty chk book, u can say: wow, this chk book have overcomed many trails n travails in ur hands!
Kindly apply for a fresh one b4 I attend to u!

Ehmm, u shld know, I hate bankers , they copied my skills without referring to me appropriately !


Imagine a fine gel wanting to withdraw money after filling d drawer slip, this idiat of a banker authoritately tells her to write her number behind d slip n sign , can u imagine that?

Authoritatively telling her to hand him her number d way I've been doing cockily n funnily

boss.. chck out my view on it..
if its me when she walks up close lets say she wasn't putting on earrings. I'll be like

"Hey, so your the deeper life girl I've been hearing about"

she may then be confused and if she asked why I say so I'll be like

" sorry i don't related with deeper life girls, they are always forming Mary Amaka Mother of Jesus.. " Next pls!!

or say she steps in wearing one skimpy sexy dress looking like agani derego... ill be like

"Sandra watsup ( knowing hear name isnt Sandra) " she may be like "sorry m not Sandra"

then ill be like

"hmmm.. (with serious face) but you look like the girl that came here the other day to withdraw #500 then later stole my pen that she didnt return"

hehe..am just assuming oo.. boss harddon how u see am?

There's this lady who was into me. I knew she was into me cos of her actions towards me.

I started joking with her.. Telling her that she is my girl but she kept saying "let my boyf catch u"

i have been touching her boobz all this while but suddenly she started avoiding me.. She no longer near me like before..

I just wanna fucck the living hell out of her.. What do i do? Shud i ignore her?

NLjona:


boss.. chck out my view on it..
if its me when she walks up close lets say she wasn't putting on earrings. I'll be like

"Hey, so your the deeper life girl I've been hearing about"

she may then be confused and if she asked why I say so I'll be like

" sorry i don't related with deeper life girls, they are always forming Mary Amaka Mother of Jesus.. " Next pls!!

or say she steps in wearing one skimpy sexy dress looking like agani derego... ill be like

"Sandra watsup ( knowing hear name isnt Sandra) " she may be like "sorry m not Sandra"

then ill be like

"hmmm.. (with serious face) but you look like the girl that came here the other day to withdraw #500 then later stole my pen that she didnt return"

hehe..am just assuming oo.. boss harddon how u see am?

Ouch! NLjona! I've told u to forget it if u aint gono garnish cocky with been funny! U sound like tout on d first Eg n u wud end up drawing hatred from her instead of attraction!

This is how u shld rather spin it:

1) Did ur friend lock u out?

2) Or lean forward n whisper into her ears thus:, r u having bf issues?

3) Or did someone just finished a hawt session ?

wit a knowing smile n a whisper ( u must read read her mood b4 ever swinging like this)

If she smiles n ask why u said that,

Look @ her face n say, well my fiancee always forget making up after a hawt romp. She forgets her pants, wears her bra inside out n get drowsy. . ( why swing like this? Well it makes them wano have u!)


2) response to d second one: because u luk pale n lost, forget him lets get married now so u pay him back!

Or say, well if I was the one, u can't get angry no matter what. Know why?
If she says no, tell her this is not the place nor time, collect her phone, dailnur number n off u go as u tell her to call u if she really wano find out!

1) say , did u look @ d mirrow b4 balling out? Make some faces

ernesty20:
There's this lady who was into me. I knew she was into me cos of her actions towards me.

I started joking with her.. Telling her that she is my girl but she kept saying "let my boyf catch u"

i have been touching her boobz all this while but suddenly she started avoiding me.. She no longer near me like before..

I just wanna fucck the living hell out of her.. What do i do? Shud i ignore her?

Guys, if a girl ever make the mistake of saying anything about bf, make sure u drown her like this:

Immediately she mention bf, start laughing so hard! Her ploy is to get u off her back, u shld know that.

After laughing, use any of these lines: oh heavens guys have suffered , look whose talking about bf, can u afford one? I don't mean those road side touts that go calling u siiiiiiiii siiiii, I mean a real guy!

Or say: can't bliv u just said that, those r talks for kids @ their mother's bwreasts not for grown ups like mua.

Or say; unfortunately, the guy just lost u. Dah boss man just showed up, u got very lil time to impress me u know.

Or say: in this age n time? Common gurl u shld knw beta. Besides, I'm not that cheap, u hv to impress me b4 I wud ever let u touch me .


Or say; yea i know if u touch me, that wud be the end for him but I wasnt about letting u touch me. No need to feel guilty

BOSS BALL