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11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by Nobody: 1:22pm On May 18, 2016 |
Nurses are often commended for having ‘the patience of a saint’, for our bottomless supply of kindness and willingness to work all the hours under the sun… of course, it’s never quite as simple as it seems. Nurses are human too, and just like everyone else, little things we hear every day can get under our skin. When we hear them a few too many times, it starts to itch… So, just what should you never say to a nurse? 1. ‘So why didn’t you become a doctor?’ Never say this to us. Never. Whether you’re trying to imply that we’re smart enough to make it through medical school, or the opposite… it doesn’t matter. Nursing and medicine are two completely different jobs and trust us, we wouldn’t be nurses if we didn’t want to be. We’re definitely not in it for the money, anyway – not when the Government is giving us a 1 per cent pay rise and keeping 10 times as much as that for themselves… 2. ‘Nurses just help the doctors out, right?’ No, not quite. Doctors make decisions based on the information we give them because we’re around our patients the whole time, monitoring them, talking to them, observing them, whereas doctors nearly always have somewhere else to be and something else to do. It isn’t that we help the doctors, it’s that we make it possible for the doctors to do their jobs at all. When something goes wrong… who do you think is going to be next to you first? 3. ‘What’s happening to…?’ Think about it for a moment. Would you want us to go telling your neighbour all about your medical care? I doubt it. Please don’t ask us: we can’t possibly explain, and having to tell you that is slightly embarrassing… if not for you, then definitely for us. 4. ‘Can you score me…?’ Just because you’ve seen Gregory House mainlining vicodin like it’s water, and Nurse Jackie slipping oxycodone into her scrubs pockets… doesn’t mean that’s what healthcare professionals can actually get away with. Not to mention the fact that it’s more than just a little bit illegal. (Yes, we watch those shows too. Apparently, we just can’t get enough of it…) 5. ‘Anyone can be a nurse.’ Yep, anyone can make it through a numeracy exam and a formal interview before even being offered a place at university. And anyone can to get through three years of university education, spending 50 per cent of their course doing the job of a nurse, while collecting a bursary that might barely add up to a third of a qualified nurse’s salary. 16 things only student nurses will understand And anyone can do that while also writing essays and revising for exams, before getting character references to prove they are in fact a good enough person to enter this workforce that’s being cut left, right and centre despite the opposite being needed. 6. ‘I mean, all you do is empty urine bags and bring dinner, right?’ Well, no – there’s also the handling of controlled drugs, measuring what your vital organs are up to, looking out for things going wrong. And if they do, knowing what to do about it if there’s no doctor around. Someone will be watching over you 24/7, making notes, ensuring that everything is documented so that no matter who’s in charge of the next shift, everybody knows how well you’ve been, how well they should expect you to be, and how quickly to react if something seems to be changing. If there was one right thing said on Nurse Jackie, it was this: ‘Doctors diagnose. Nurses save lives.’ Sure, the doctors do a lot of hard work. But they make their decisions based on what we tell them. 7. ‘What’s taking so long?!’ Any number of things: the other patients that you’re here on the ward with. A phonecall from a concerned family member. A visitor asking if they can take their relative off the ward for some fresh air and a coffee. Making notes about your care. Concentrating on making sure I don’t give someone the wrong kind of drug or the wrong amount. Again, our job is far more complicated than it probably looks! 8. ‘Hellooooo, nurse!’ Yes, yes, the sexy nurse trope. We know. But really? Our uniform looks like pyjamas, and we’ve just been cleaning your urinary catheter. Even if it wasn’t gross professional misconduct to have a fling with a patient who thinks we’re hot… we probably don’t feel terribly attractive in scrubs, and it’s very unlikely we’ve got a thing for someone who we’ve seen in that situation… 9. ‘Do you only date doctors?’ Whilst I’m sure it’s true that some nurses get into relationships with co- workers, those nurses who do feel they’ve got the time and energy for a relationship almost certainly don’t want to be going home to someone they see at work… Who wants to hear about medicine over breakfast, lunch AND dinner? 10. ‘Why don’t you just smile?’ We work long hours, we listen to the things on this list every day, constantly feeling like our profession isn’t respected at all, and it’s been days since we properly sat down with our families. We’re overworked and short-staffed, and sometimes, we just want to sit down and cry. But we keep on keeping on… 11. And lastly… ‘I’m just a nurse…’ Yeah, that’s right. This one goes out to all the other nurses out there. If there’s one thing I hate hearing more than anything else, it’s nurses putting themselves down. Exhausted nurse sums up what many NHS workers think of Jeremy Hunt We slog all hours of the day, we do the seven-day-service that the government is trying to ‘introduce’, we work hard for our patients and their families and carers, and we work weird shift patterns that interfere with our social lives. It’s very possible that, in order to ensure other people have the best lives they can, we miss our own kids growing up. We are never ‘just a nurse’. We are amazing! Source:http:// metro.co.uk/2015/07/29/11-things- you-should-never-say-to-a- nurse-5314394/ 26 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by Evina(f): 1:30pm On May 18, 2016 |
Nurses in Nigeria, especially the Government owned hospitals are HORRIBLE! They are rude, temperamental, unwilling to help and act like you owe them a huge favor- on top money wey you dey pay! Don't tell me they are human too! That's cow dung cos the profession is service to humanity and YOU OUGHT TO KNOW THAT BEFORE CHOOSING TO BE PART OF SUCH NOBLE PROFESSION! Truly, many go into it ONLY as a last resort! 116 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by Nobody: 1:52pm On May 18, 2016 |
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Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by love2016(f): 3:22pm On May 18, 2016 |
Evina: Thank You 24 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by joyblossom(f): 6:53pm On May 18, 2016 |
[quote author=nairalanddotorg post=45736390]Nurses are often commended for having ‘the patience of a saint’, for our bottomless supply of kindness and willingness to work all the hours under the sun… of course, it’s never quite as simple as it seems. Nurses are human too, and just like everyone else, little things we hear every day can get under our skin. When we hear them a few too many times, it starts to itch… So, just what should you never say to a nurse? 1. ‘So why didn’t you become a doctor?’ Never say this to us. Never. Whether you’re trying to imply that we’re smart enough to make it through medical school, or the opposite… it doesn’t matter. Nursing and medicine are two completely different jobs and trust us, we wouldn’t be nurses if we didn’t want to be. We’re definitely not in it for the money, anyway – not when the Government is giving us a 1 per cent pay rise and keeping 10 times as much as that for themselves… 2. ‘Nurses just help the doctors out, right?’ No, not quite. Doctors make decisions based on the information we give them because we’re around our patients the whole time, monitoring them, talking to them, observing them, whereas doctors nearly always have somewhere else to be and something else to do. It isn’t that we help the doctors, it’s that we make it possible for the doctors to do their jobs at all. When something goes wrong… who do you think is going to be next to you first? 3. ‘What’s happening to…?’ Think about it for a moment. Would you want us to go telling your neighbour all about your medical care? I doubt it. Please don’t ask us: we can’t possibly explain, and having to tell you that is slightly embarrassing… if not for you, then definitely for us. 4. ‘Can you score me…?’ Just because you’ve seen Gregory House mainlining vicodin like it’s water, and Nurse Jackie slipping oxycodone into her scrubs pockets… doesn’t mean that’s what healthcare professionals can actually get away with. Not to mention the fact that it’s more than just a little bit illegal. (Yes, we watch those shows too. Apparently, we just can’t get enough of it…) 5. ‘Anyone can be a nurse.’ Yep, anyone can make it through a numeracy exam and a formal interview before even being offered a place at university. And anyone can to get through three years of university education, spending 50 per cent of their course doing the job of a nurse, while collecting a bursary that might barely add up to a third of a qualified nurse’s salary. 16 things only student nurses will understand And anyone can do that while also writing essays and revising for exams, before getting character references to prove they are in fact a good enough person to enter this workforce that’s being cut left, right and centre despite the opposite being needed. 6. ‘I mean, all you do is empty urine bags and bring dinner, right?’ Well, no – there’s also the handling of controlled drugs, measuring what your vital organs are up to, looking out for things going wrong. And if they do, knowing what to do about it if there’s no doctor around. Someone will be watching over you 24/7, making notes, ensuring that everything is documented so that no matter who’s in charge of the next shift, everybody knows how well you’ve been, how well they should expect you to be, and how quickly to react if something seems to be changing. If there was one right thing said on Nurse Jackie, it was this: ‘Doctors diagnose. Nurses save lives.’ Sure, the doctors do a lot of hard work. But they make their decisions based on what we tell them. 7. ‘What’s taking so long?!’ Any number of things: the other patients that you’re here on the ward with. A phonecall from a concerned family member. A visitor asking if they can take their relative off the ward for some fresh air and a coffee. Making notes about your care. Concentrating on making sure I don’t give someone the wrong kind of drug or the wrong amount. Again, our job is far more complicated than it probably looks! 8. ‘Hellooooo, nurse!’ Yes, yes, the sexy nurse trope. We know. But really? Our uniform looks like pyjamas, and we’ve just been cleaning your urinary catheter. Even if it wasn’t gross professional misconduct to have a fling with a patient who thinks we’re hot… we probably don’t feel terribly attractive in scrubs, and it’s very unlikely we’ve got a thing for someone who we’ve seen in that situation… 9. ‘Do you only date doctors?’ Whilst I’m sure it’s true that some nurses get into relationships with co- workers, those nurses who do feel they’ve got the time and energy for a relationship almost certainly don’t want to be going home to someone they see at work… Who wants to hear about medicine over breakfast, lunch AND dinner? 10. ‘Why don’t you just smile?’ We work long hours, we listen to the things on this list every day, constantly feeling like our profession isn’t respected at all, and it’s been days since we properly sat down with our families. We’re overworked and short-staffed, and sometimes, we just want to sit down and cry. But we keep on keeping on… 11. And lastly… ‘I’m just a nurse…’ Yeah, that’s right. This one goes out to all the other nurses out there. If there’s one thing I hate hearing more than anything else, it’s nurses putting themselves down. Exhausted nurse sums up what many NHS workers think of Jeremy Hunt We slog all hours of the day, we do the seven-day-service that the government is trying to ‘introduce’, we work hard for our patients and their families and carers, and we work weird shift patterns that interfere with our social lives. It’s very possible that, in order to ensure other people have the best lives they can, we miss our own kids growing up. We are never ‘just a nurse’. We are amazing! Source:http:// metro.co.uk/2015/07/29/11-things- you-should-never-say-to-a- nurse-5314394/[/quote:hey naira can we be friends |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by Nobody: 6:43am On May 19, 2016 |
Etemeya nurses nini |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by Nobody: 6:43am On May 19, 2016 |
Nurses and Patients are directly proportional to Tom and Jerry.....#Friends and Foes 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by teekay213(m): 6:46am On May 19, 2016 |
12)They like to fvck their cute patient. 3 Likes |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by Bugatie(m): 6:47am On May 19, 2016 |
But wait o, why didn't you become a doctor? 17 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by coldsummer: 6:48am On May 19, 2016 |
my mum is a nurse and i just asked all these questions on the phone now. guess what? she wasn't upset. na wa o. simple question like these n.a. him make you warn everybody like this? let me go ask my neighbour in Barcelona who's a nurse. I dont know your kind of nurse sha 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by Nobody: 6:49am On May 19, 2016 |
y would i be in the hospital and begin to ask this questions or telling stuffs like... when my health is more paramount . 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by ceejay67(m): 6:49am On May 19, 2016 |
Some nurses can be extremely nice oo. I believe they get influenced where they were trained or presently working 8 Likes |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by ceejay67(m): 6:51am On May 19, 2016 |
coldsummer:Heheh. She is your mum, do u expect her to get upset? 6 Likes |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by Elnino4ladies: 6:51am On May 19, 2016 |
Who nurse don help? 1 Like |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by johnstar(m): 6:51am On May 19, 2016 |
I dey CUM ma go piss |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by beautycrush24(f): 6:52am On May 19, 2016 |
I hope this piece wasn't written by a Nigerian nurse Infact, make i no talk 4 Likes |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by Nobody: 6:54am On May 19, 2016 |
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Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by chigoizie7(m): 6:54am On May 19, 2016 |
And u think all these things are applicable to the horrible ones here in naija? How can we carry something wey de happen for another country come drop am for naija. Especially dat no1, 90% of naija nurses are doing it because of the economy, either for the money or because their parents wants them to do it. No be all these ones wey de squeeze face anyhow? De scold patients like say na dem be d cause of their misfortunes in life? There is nothing like "career" in this country as far back as 25yrs ago to dis very moment. What we all do is trying to survive. Doctors? 60% of naija doctors are doctors because their parents wants to answer mama or papa doctor or because of the pay packages and some goodies they get from the profession based on the high standards and respects created for medical doctors by our fathers or grand fathers. The medical doctors of today are so different from that of the past. I know of a doctor that will ask u if u are really sick or hungry( funny enough,majority are not in good frame of mind because of poverty and not becos of medical problems) if later is the case, he will dip hand inside his pocket, bring out some money, give to u to go and get something to eat. Funny enough, such patients don't come back because they are now ok(they were never sick,but the hardship of life makes them think they are,thus coming to the hospital). This man spends more than 18hrs a day in d hospital a day attending to patients, dis man will come out to attend to patients in d middle of the night, this man will attend to u until u are ok b4 billing u, and if u don't have the money, u pay what u have @ d moment. Now, this is a real doctor that wanted to work for humanity and not for the money. (some of u will ask how he sustains his hospital and pay d nurses, well, not all patients are poor, he gets rich ones too, rich one that give donations, rich ones that will come to the hospital and ask for people that has been discharged and had no money to pay and pay for dem because of the kindness of the doctor). This same thing I explained is applicable to many professions in naija, doctors, nurses, bankers, teachers and loads of them, engineers and lawyers(some just want to answer that name, barrister or even to intimidate others, some just love the name, engr, because of the past glory and respect accorded to them. Well, certainly not this generation, whatever we do today, we do it to survive, but I can't blame anyone for that, "na condition make crayfish bend" I blame our leaders past and present for allowing things degenerate to this extent. But do we fold our arms and allow things go worst? NO. My sincere gratitude to DR MIKE IWEKA (ezim memorial hospital obosi) of blessed memory. It's been years since u died, but u still lives fresh in the hearts of obosi people and environs. So, op, if u are not a naija nurse, abeg bring down this thread, because u don't know how mean and wicked these people are, my grandma died because of their carelessness (overdose of insulin) 17 Likes |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by Ad0rable: 6:54am On May 19, 2016 |
Like or dont like, u will always hear them. If nurses are as patient as they claim they shouldn't even be bothered about what anyone says so pls.... 1 Like |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by donholy28(m): 6:55am On May 19, 2016 |
Once u land for villa everybody go dey call u doctor even if u be nurse 3 Likes |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by glamz007(m): 6:56am On May 19, 2016 |
I've seen few nice nurses. Very few intact |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by glamz007(m): 6:56am On May 19, 2016 |
I've seen few nice nurses. Very few infact |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by Malaukt: 6:56am On May 19, 2016 |
Most nurses don't know their work well...yet very rude!!! A few are good and deserve to be commended 1 Like |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by chigoizie7(m): 6:58am On May 19, 2016 |
Evina: There is no exception here sis, even the ones in private hospitals are the same, they only comport themselves @times for fear of being sacked immediately by the hospital management. After watching scrubs, greys anatomy and hearing from some of my aunts that are nurses abroad, I had wanted to marry a nurse, but as I grew up and had many encounters with them, I come to detest them, even the naija set of doctors that carry themselves as if to say na God dem be. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by delishpot: 6:59am On May 19, 2016 |
90% of naija Govt hospital nurses are wicked and evil. They act as if death is no biggie. Can you imagine a set of nurses refusing to attend an old woman because she had painful sores and couldn't turn well in bed for the nurse to give her injection. Nurse became angry and yelled at the old woman and her son said to the nurse... Aunty take it easy Na, you can see she is an old woman if it was you this kind of thing happen to, you will feel the same way too. This pain is not easy for an old woman. Na so nurse go gather all her fellow nurses and they accused the boy of cursing their friend. Could you believe they refused to treat that old woman for 4days? Yes, they abandoned her there until someone threatened to go to the police. Many Govt nurses are evil. 11 Likes |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by InyinyaAgbaOku(m): 7:00am On May 19, 2016 |
beautycrush24:Hahahahaha |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by Spanner4(m): 7:00am On May 19, 2016 |
Do u Mean d ones that are trained or the Eliza type of nurses? I be wan marry a trained nurse so that she will be nursing me period |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by beautyerhu86(f): 7:00am On May 19, 2016 |
Nigerian Nurses are the most wicked nurses ever. I will not forget the very black witch at NNPC hospital kaduna who deliberately allow my blood to flow into the drip bag after the drip had finished. Even when my mum was calling her attention, she deliberately refused to stand up, she was just sitting there watching TV, not until my blood started flowing to the drip bag as if I was a blood donor, my mum had no option but to remove the syringe herself and that was when the fool of a nurse started to shout that who ask my mum to remove to it. I gave her the lashing of her life that day and when my dad came in, she saw he wasn't a small person in the company and she started to beg. The same nurse was assigned to remove stitches from my surgery and I refused until another nurse was called to do it. That same nurse refused to attend to my mum when she was in labour because she didn't want blood stains not until someone helped my mum out. This is just the little I can write about them as my experiences with them is very long. Nigerian nurses are mean and don't care if you die. Please be careful if you come across one. 9 Likes |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by Thryphosa(m): 7:08am On May 19, 2016 |
Hmmmm |
Re: 11 Things Nurses Don't Like Hearing by hahn(m): 7:16am On May 19, 2016 |
Evina: True. But you won't blame them much for "he who gets paid well, works well" 1 Like |
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