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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by yusufyusuf1: 11:46am On May 06, 2016 |
Actually this does not happen to me but a friend when the the guy insert his pipe the next thing we hear outside was Jesus 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by skywalker888(f): 5:09pm On May 09, 2016 |
Reeberry:My profile picture describes me.. Pervert !!! |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Reeberry: 6:39pm On May 09, 2016 |
skywalker888:I thought you are not the girl. Btw, you look sweet, I can lick you all night. I am not a pervert. I am very loyal to any girl. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by PunkyV(f): 6:57pm On May 09, 2016 |
Lol nothing, except one guy that kept growling like a wild beast. The whole thing reminded me of Animal planet. Like I just banged a Bengali tiger or something. Needless to say, he only had until dawn. I don't do weird |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by schumastic(m): 8:21pm On May 09, 2016 |
PunkyV: lol she is back and the first section she came in is here...where have you been |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by PunkyV(f): 8:26pm On May 09, 2016 |
schumastic: Hey you I took a break |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by sirliu(m): 8:50pm On May 09, 2016 |
This happened between my ex and I. It was the first she was cumming during sex and she didn't understand what was happening to her. Then she looked at me scared and said, "I think I'm cumming. Wow. Make it stop! Make it stop!". Another one was: "Don't cum yet! Don't come yet!" 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by schumastic(m): 10:09pm On May 09, 2016 |
PunkyV: thought as much, cus your friend told me...so y didn't you retain your previous moniker? |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by PunkyV(f): 10:14pm On May 09, 2016 |
schumastic: Oh... I deleted one, the other I forgot the password. Still bringing sexy back I see |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by schumastic(m): 10:24pm On May 09, 2016 |
PunkyV: that's good to know, so what did you get for me? |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by PunkyV(f): 5:45am On May 10, 2016 |
schumastic: Speedos! |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by sweethoneypie(f): 7:21pm On May 11, 2016 |
Sweetestrose: |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by saintdennis(m): 8:10pm On May 11, 2016 |
OK i'm slow n steadily hitting up this chick from behind and she says " aww...that's some good d**k" boy. I think me? boy?? A babe I senior with 4 years? Immediately I start hitting It harder with Nuff ferocity and she exclaims damn! Damn! Evil pure evil. Damn I laugh Sotey I start to cough...had to take a time out 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by saintdennis(m): 8:15pm On May 11, 2016 |
frankg1: Epic reply |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by skywalker888(f): 3:36pm On May 19, 2016 |
Reeberry:Don't spoil me oooo |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by TuneChi369(m): 8:25pm On May 19, 2016 |
beeyhive:...Lolz...Funny you..You made my day. . |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Nobody: 9:23pm On May 19, 2016 |
Randyblincks: I don die 3 Likes
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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Burgerlomo: 10:18pm On May 19, 2016 |
Wake me up when you finish , or sometimes she will ask me if am still there |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Reeberry: 5:31pm On May 20, 2016 |
skywalker888:You that you want to spoil me, you are pushing me to it. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by SirREX94: 6:00pm On May 20, 2016 |
beeyhive:Seriously? Hides my face in shame! Lwkmd! |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by captianfreeman(m): 6:57pm On May 20, 2016 |
beeyhive:What a tone |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Billiondoe: 7:50pm On May 20, 2016 |
Never had sex! Believe it or not |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Lucremoy(m): 8:36pm On May 20, 2016 |
Billiondoe:adonbilivit.. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Nobody: 8:43pm On May 20, 2016 |
OkoAnike:There's always that one guy |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Nobody: 9:37pm On May 20, 2016 |
beeyhive:
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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by soniabrenda(f): 9:50pm On May 20, 2016 |
puffpuff:. jahahahahahahhahaha |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Randyblincks(m): 11:29pm On May 20, 2016 |
Penisinpenisout:lol. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by lollarj(f): 12:01pm On Jun 02, 2016 |
I'm a virgin ....
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Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by ClassCaptain(m): 10:26pm On Aug 27, 2017 |
Okaare arakunrin, Ma do mi rinso well done young man, Fvck me on |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Nobody: 8:16am On Jul 04, 2018 |
frankg1:I said I am going to die on top of you, and she paused for a second and said What |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by tallskinnyperv(m): 8:21am On Jul 04, 2018 |
beeyhive:gime number na I wan scatter ur yash too |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by SeunDobo(m): 2:26pm On Jul 04, 2018 |
You are right same issue have happen to me before ....but na olosho dey do that moan pass |
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