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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by ehix89(m): 11:01pm On May 20, 2016
Nightie:
Lol. Interesting
You are beautiful...
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Capableben(m): 11:03pm On May 20, 2016
I'm tired ooo, can I sleep n continue tomorrow

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Capableben(m): 11:05pm On May 20, 2016
ehix89:
You are beautiful...
You wanna woo in a thread of deadly wooing... interesting, lol

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Nobody: 11:06pm On May 20, 2016
Capableben:
Your oyibo dey sweet me. As you dey read my tory, try dey notify me as you sight grammatical errors. I wan learn English more

Okay na.. I wee go tru your update naa naa. But, just know that english is nor what you can learn by upandan to and fro.. You haff to settle dan in one place nd learn it

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Capableben(m): 11:06pm On May 20, 2016
vicstar:



abeg no throway ya mama ooh lipsrsealed cry
I no go throway am

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Capableben(m): 11:08pm On May 20, 2016
discoprophet:


Okay na.. I wee go tru your update naa naa. But, just know that english is nor what you can learn by upandan to and fro.. You haff to settle dan in one place nd learn it
Lol okay make I find seat settle down be that
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Capableben(m): 11:09pm On May 20, 2016
Lalasticlala.... I hail ooo
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by ehix89(m): 11:12pm On May 20, 2016
Capableben:
You wanna woo in a thread of deadly wooing... interesting, lol
i'm not wooing,just complementing her for being a special breed
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by ANTONINEUTRON(m): 11:28pm On May 20, 2016
"...Bumbling idiot..."
See insult!! shocked

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Capableben(m): 11:33pm On May 20, 2016
ANTONINEUTRON:
"...Bumbling idiot..."
See insult!! shocked
hahahaha, our naija lecturers need prayer ...
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Capableben(m): 11:34pm On May 20, 2016
ehix89:
i'm not wooing,just complementing her for being a special breed
I just dey joke bros
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Capableben(m): 11:37pm On May 20, 2016
More updates tomorrow, goodnight.
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by ehix89(m): 11:40pm On May 20, 2016
Capableben:
I just dey joke bros
I feel you my chairman
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by horpilow(m): 11:55pm On May 20, 2016
Capableben:
Sure, read to the end and be swept off your feet.

We are not abiku (stillborn) na
we'll be thrilled anyway

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by kirchofff(m): 12:39am On May 21, 2016
Capableben:
More updates tomorrow, goodnight.
pls mention me wen u continue
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Capableben(m): 5:22am On May 21, 2016
7: Ramsey Nouah


[b]The cheesy following day was the D-day. I woke up with a smile on my face, nothing could be more invigorating.
"Maryam, your own don finish today" I kept soliloquising, as I brushed my teeth in the bathroom.Just then my phone rang,it was chris.
"Hey, Guy, We have an hour to go. I need you put on your best outfit, borrow a suit if you don't have one. Meet me under the mango tree in front of the libarary,I know exactly where we'd meet her", he instructed.
"Okay, no problem, consider that done", I assured.


I arrived at the venue Chris gave me on time; clad in a designer suit I borrowed from Obinna, a room mate of mine in 100 Level. Chris was there before me.
"Perfect,just how I wanted you to look. You look like Ramsey Nouah",
"Ahh, Thanks, oo", I replied with a smile.

Chris had made little investigations about Maryam; and one of the things he found out was that she spent two hours in the library everyday.His plan was that we accosted her on her way out. We waited until we sighted her emerging from the gigantic library complex.

"Good!good! that's your Maryam coming, go get her. Apply all I have taught you", Chris said rapidly.
I nodded and started walking her direction. I walked until I was right behind her and I took a deep breath and spoke up, "Hello my lady"
She kept walking as though I wasn't calling from behind her. I persisted, "Helloooo Fine Lady" and then she stopped and faced me.[/b]

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Capableben(m): 5:23am On May 21, 2016
kirchofff:
pls mention me wen u continue
Kicchorf laws good morning.. Food is ready!
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by henryugonna(m): 5:37am On May 21, 2016
Chai my popcorn don finish already.
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Capableben(m): 5:45am On May 21, 2016
henryugonna:
Chai my popcorn don finish already.
grin order for more on Konga.. You woke up early o, good morning.

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Capableben(m): 5:47am On May 21, 2016
8: FINISHING


[b]"Yes what's the matter?", she asked.
On hearing that mellifluous voice of hers, my brain formated. I forgot all that Chris taught me that moment; lost in thoughts I kept staring at the sky and scratching my head.

"What's it ?" She asked again and then I forced myself to say something, "ehm, actually, I came to ask if you had any engineering maths problem you would like me to help you solve. Solving maths is my hobby and I know you are an engineering student."
"Well, I don't have any problem in maths, thank you, bye", she replied and was about to walk away, but I knew my mission would be a failed one if I let her go like that.
"Ehm, actually, I came with a message from my brother standing over there", I said while pointing at Chris who was waiting under the mango tree. "He asked me to tell you that I love you and would like to be your friend"

She kept mute for a while and looked me from the feet to the upper body region, she particularly gave my suit a keen look and finally replied," go tell him i said you are a fool, okay? And when you get back to the hostel, don't forget to return obinna's suit"

She hissed, turned and walked away.I kept standing where she left me like a log of wood until Chris came over to meet me and just as he was about to ask how I fared, I walked away too and left him there.

I was devastated. I wasn't pained much because she called me a fool but how she knew I was wearing obinna's suit. On getting to the hostel I found out that Maryam was Obinna's elder sister and the suit was actually a gift from her to Obinna on his last birthday.Ohhhh, how worse could it get?

From there, I promised myself to stay away from Ladies and their likes, I even concluded I was going to the seminary after university.[/b]


Thank you all for taking your time to read....
I didn't envisage such a huge crowd that's why I didn't even mind to update earlier... I render my unreserved apology for that.
You can also visit my blog once in a while: www.ogabenji..com

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Capableben(m): 5:48am On May 21, 2016
horpilow:


We are not abiku (stillborn) na
we'll be thrilled anyway
Oya na
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Capableben(m): 5:51am On May 21, 2016
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by NigerianScholar: 6:41am On May 21, 2016
Capableben:
Una good morning o, expect the conclusion of my story today.

oga Farano and Rocktation, Front page for make sense o
. Egbon. Abeg tag me wen u update

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Nobody: 7:34am On May 21, 2016
Capableben:
Where una dey? Food don ready oo... SANDOSKI, Ehix89, discoprophet et al



I don show.. make I bring refreshments.....


*Nice one bro... Keep it up..

*I dey ur back..gringrin

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Idydarling(f): 7:45am On May 21, 2016
now, this one is funny. .. op mention me in ur next post asap
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by vicben27(m): 8:32am On May 21, 2016
Hmm
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by ehix89(m): 8:44am On May 21, 2016
Capableben:
Where una dey? Food don ready oo... SANDOSKI, Ehix89, discoprophet et al
I just wake up,make I brush grin
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Nightie(f): 8:45am On May 21, 2016
M waiting patiently.
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Deen77: 9:04am On May 21, 2016
Life is good, LG

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Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by Dollipsejay(m): 9:04am On May 21, 2016
nice one. i dey follow this tori like twitter handle
Re: My "Deadly" Wooing Experience by HaneefahRN(f): 9:04am On May 21, 2016
Lolz grin

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