Robert Mugabe is almost well. Read through these:

Girls' legs are like rumours.. They spread any how

Robert Mugabe 2015
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Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two
idiots will say "Bossu how far?"

Robert Mugabe 2016
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Some of you girls can't even jog
for 5minutes but expect a
guy to last in bed with u for
2hours Ur level of
selfishness demands
a one week crusade..


Robert Mugabe 2016
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It's hard to bewitch African gals these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

Robert Mugabe 2016
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Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when u lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face


R.G Mugabe 2016
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No sex before marriage
If that was God's plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day.

Robert Mugabe
Wisdom will kill Mugabe
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Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend*


*Robert Mugabe 2016*
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"Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffels me..."


~Robert Mugabe
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If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop talking about inner beauty cos we dont walk around with X-rays
#ROBERT MUGABE
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Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex

-Robert Mugabe
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Dear sisters,

Don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining.........you are not an umbrella -
Robert Mugabe (2016)
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No matter how sweet sex is, you can't be smiling while ejaculating
Robert Mugabe (2016)
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No matter how men shake their joystick after urinating, the last drop is always reserved for the boxers
Robert Mugabe (2016)
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lol i love this man's quote hilarious

When dog bites a man, that's not news, but when men start biting dogs CNN must hear...

lol ,I troway salute for this man .





the no sex before marriage part killed me

I can't stop laughing.. the author is so funny as hell...

KashyBaby:
I can't stop laughing.. the author is so funny as hell...

oh babe you are here today

bongolistik:
oh babe you are here today

I'm always here..but NL seems boring these days..

He never said most if not all of these.....

Still funny tho

KashyBaby:




I'm always here..but NL seems boring these days..

no worry we go lighten am up just because of you

bongolistik:
no worry we go lighten am up just because of you

aaww thats so sweet


U made one today...very funny... I can't stop laughing.

Lwkmd

Some of these are not Mugabe's... Nice tho

Mugabe Mugabe

lmao

KashyBaby:




aaww thats so sweet


U made one today...very funny... I can't stop laughing.

just dat say na phone section wey we dey operate well well, and romance section here na once once we dey come peep.

So how u dey na? U dey Clementi or u don run go peep Manila small?

bongolistik:
just dat say na phone section wey we dey operate well well, and romance section here na once once we dey come peep.

So how u dey na? U dey Clementi or u don run go peep Manila small?

mmmm...seems u know me ey...well, my job is here in Singapore..so I can't juz go back to Philippines...

This man no go use laughter finish person

bewitching of African girls, dating a slim tender guy , sucking of boobs/dick part and last drop for the boxers are epic! they really got me lalasticla bia'neba

Lol....

*Falls from Afang tree.....

Mugabe na pervert old man.

*laughing*.
This is a sensible nonsense

*laughing*.
This is a sensible nonsense

This is what happens after trekking from Zimbabwe to Nairaland only for SANDOSKI, Buharisbae and Kashybaby start asking for comments.

.

That bewitching african babe part tho. Lmaofh...

Rotflmao

Billiondoe:
This is what happens after trekking from Zimbabwe to Nairaland only for SANDOSKI, Buharisbae and Kashybaby start asking for comments.

Lol......... E no easy oooo

Lol did he really say those?

macaranta:
Lol did he really say those?

Definitely not.

make i kuku buy dis land

i wan kill myself wit laff,especially dat "breast" and "evidence of sex" bit