chumaster:
u never see wer truck jam person with its back or front

Wait sef ooo...Truck dey reverse? I never see am for Naija road o!

***
3rd consecutive! Chumaster, ntor!

kapable75:
why are you choking your eyes na. Na your missbeebee?

Na your own Missbeebee?

justified10:
na ur own?

ansa my kweshon first

kapable75:
and won the league?

Nope, won d FA cup

shebi I don tell una good night Wetin una still dey do here
Yorme!!
Kapable75!!
Justified10!!
Chumaster!!
sheboss!!
Abeg abeg una dey make noise for my window. Me wan sleep.

kapable75:
ansa my kweshon first

na our own

justified10:
nope. I neva c.

now that starryv is here, you can play with her, you guys should just assume that she is a truck and you are a pedestran, now let the truck jam the pedestran front and then back...evaluate and then report back

justified10:
Nope, won d FA cup

person no go hear word. I sha blame crystal palace

StarryV:
shebi I don tell u people good night Wetin una still dey do here

we are dealing with kapable and liverpool

yorme:




Wait sef ooo...Truck dey reverse? I never see am for Naija road o!

***
3rd consecutive! Chumaster, ntor!

keep keeping me on the alert. Good job!

justified10:
na our own

yoan who?

StarryV:
shebi I don tell una good night Wetin una still dey do here
Yorme!!
Kapable75!!
Justified10!!
Chumaster!!
sheboss!!
Abeg abeg una dey make noise for my window. Me wan sleep.

let me just assume that you came back here in your dream

chumaster:
now that starryv is here, you can play with her, you guys should just assume that she is a truck and you are a pedestran, now let the truck jam the pedestran front and then back...evaluate and then report back

Boss seriously Kontinu!!

StarryV:
shebi I don tell una good night Wetin una still dey do here
Yorme!!
Kapable75!!
Justified10!!
Chumaster!!
sheboss!!
Abeg abeg una dey make noise for my window. Me wan sleep.

where dreamcome2ru?

StarryV:
Boss seriously Kontinu!!

it's just an experiment

kapable75:
where dreamcome2ru?

Em don sleep na. Na em make I dey tell una make una quit noise making. I no wan make una wake am biko.

chumaster:
it's just an experiment

DiarizGod o

StarryV:
Em don sleep na. Na em make I dey tell una make una quit noise making. I no wan make una wake am biko.

ok but You too don join the noise making.

kapable75:
ok but You too don join the noise making.

Am outta here biko b4 Dreamcome2ru starts looking for me. Bye people...

Sheboss, what are you staring at fa?

yorme:
Sheboss, what are you staring at fa?

Hian. You see me for dream fa?

GLers una good morning ooo
Happy Sunday to y'all. Please endeavour to go worship at the Lord's presence ooo. Even tho I know pagans like yorme no dey go church fa.

sheboss:
GLers una good morning ooo
Happy Sunday to y'all. Please endeavour to go worship at the Lord's presence ooo. Even tho I know pagans like yorme no dey go church fa.

Me? Pagan kwa? Lobatan!

sheboss:
Hian. You see me for dream fa?

Yesna! I see u inside masquerade attire

StarryV:
Dreamcome2ru my hearthrob.

Ohhh,this melt my heart,darling,you're extra attractive.

I will urge my christian brothers and sisters to go to church o,make una make NYSC matter one of your prayer points o.

Dreamcome2ru:
Ohhh,this melt my heart,darling,you're extra attractive.

Your heart na chocolate? Abi na ice block?

yorme:

Your heart na chocolate? Abi na ice block?

Hunhun,na iceberg,go church jare.

[quote author=Skydweller post=45851363]
ME: good evening sir.
DG : How are you?
Me: I'm fine sir, sir right now you are my father.
DG: Yes!
ME: sir, I've stayed at home for two years and my parents are becoming more and more worried about me serving, sir, i have 3 questions to ask you sir and I hope you will be truthful to me sir
DG: I'm listening
Me:
1. When are we expected in camp sir?
DG: By grace of God, if not this week we are entering, the upper week
Me: OK sir
2. if we are to camp by next week, it will run into Ramadan period and.... cuts me short
DG: that's another thing I cannot answer, because you know that Ramadan is gonna be a problem in the sense that I have to call my management team, to come together, i will now table the problem then they will fix the date, If they say we should do it during the Ramadan no problem we will, but if they say after the Ramadan then it is off my power. all I am saying is that first of all let me collect my logistics before I now call the meeting to hear from them. Are we clear?
Me: we are clear sir, he cuts me short again
DG: my problem now is if I can get all my logistics on time, the boot, the uniforms, if they finish everything. if it will fall during Ramadan I will ask them can we run it during Ramadan, if they say yes, fine and good, if they say no, we will have to shift it till after Ramadan, depends on them.
Me: Sir, after Ramadan will be like 2nd week of July that means we will automatically be batch b.
DG : No, it can't be batch b, batch B are not coming till October. even if u reach July, you are still batch A. whatever it is we are going to merge you with stream 1
ME : OK sir
3. there was a message someone sent to me in the morning concerning changing the state of deployment, is that true sir?
DG: it is not true, what you have on your call up letter is what we are still going to maintain only that we change the date. that's all.
Me: thank you Sir, you've been helpful
DG: God bless you
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@hadibaba,LOL,u just carry every every plus the likes and shares from stream 2 thread put for this land,weldone bro,i came across it as well but my faith in NYSC is just not up to 5% anymore,so i jump and pass,thank you and God bless.

yorme:
Sheboss and Missbeebee seem lost fa!

hw?

Pls, any info on batch B stream II??
Kindly mention me in ur response.

Thanks.
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