I am ready to quit my job to start a church.....I just need some investors.


Yes, I am an atheist but I need the money. Church is all about the money.

Now, you might be thinking....wait, isn't this Jackbizzle guy an atheist? Well, yes. But Many of your pastors and priests are atheists- they lost faith in religion and they only see it as a money making scheme.

I'm already used to pretending to be a christian! I go to church to please friends and family. I even make prayers at large occasions. I am also good at giving convincing speeches.

Although sha, I don't have patience or the heartlessness to stage fake miracles. That one is off the books.



So, please, let's start sowing seeds.

The bidding sowing starts at N1,000,000 per person minimum.

Please, God loves a cheerful giver



cc Reyginus, Johnydon22, dblackninja, kingebukasblog, cloudgoddess, hahn

JackBizzle:
I am ready to quit my job to start a church.....I just need some investors.


Yes, I am an atheist but I need the money. Church is all about the money.

Now, you might be thinking....wait, isn't this Jackbizzle guy an atheist? Well, yes. But Many of your pastors and priests are atheists- they lost faith in religion and they only see it as a money making scheme.

I'm already used to pretending to be a christian! I go to church to please friends and family. I even make prayers at large occasions. I am also good at giving convincing speeches.

Although sha, I don't have patience or the heartlessness to stage fake miracles. That one is off the books.



So, please, let's start sowing seeds.

The bidding sowing starts at N1,000,000 per person minimum.

Please, God loves a cheerful giver



cc Reyginus, Johnydon22, dblackninja, kingebukasblog, cloudgoddess, hahn

The bolded means your church aint even leaving the ware house

JackBizzle:
I am ready to quit my job to start a church.....I just need some investors.


Yes, I am an atheist but I need the money. Church is all about the money.

Now, you might be thinking....wait, isn't this Jackbizzle guy an atheist? Well, yes. But Many of your pastors and priests are atheists- they lost faith in religion and they only see it as a money making scheme.

I'm already used to pretending to be a christian! I go to church to please friends and family. I even make prayers at large occasions. I am also good at giving
convincing speeches.

Although sha, I don't have patience or the heartlessness to stage fake miracles. That one is off the books.


So, please, let's start sowing seeds.

The bidding sowing starts at N1,000,000 per person minimum.

Please, God loves a cheerful giver


cc Reyginus, Johnydon22, dblackninja, kingebukasblog, cloudgoddess, hahn

Well, am a businessman but am disappointed because you didn't talk the complete business language.

I have my hoe to dig and seeds to sow but returns on investment is missing in your proposal.

johnydon22:


The bolded means your church aint even leaving the ware house

Catholic church doesn't do miracles. Still the biggest church in Nigeria.

PenSniper:



Well, am a businessman but am disappointed because you didn't talk the complete business language.

I have my hoe to dig and seeds to sow but returns on investment is missing in your proposal.

God will reward you if you sow into my church

you want to own 4 private jets?

Psylas:
you want to own 4 private jets?

10 private jets......I need to have a fleet.

God has to bless me over the other pastors.

Let me be ur treasurer

And am very good at staging miracles tanx to movies

Naijaboy007:
Let me be ur treasurer

And am very good at staging miracles tanx to movies

No problem. But you must not share the secret of our church.

Or else, I will cast you out like a demon in front of our congregation.

I want to see what your revivals will look like first. It must have all-night praise, dancing, shouting, and rolling on the floor hysteria before I will set foot inside.

And if you don't at least have an S-class Mercedes then we ain't even talking!

onetrack:
I want to see what your revivals will look like first. It must have all-night praise, dancing, shouting, and rolling on the floor hysteria before I will set foot inside.

And if you don't at least have an S-class Mercedes then we ain't even talking!

I have an 06 range rover? I try?


All night praise ke? I resemble king David?

Anyhoo, na my lower pastors go handle that one!

@OP

JackBizzle:


I have an 06 range rover? I try?

Not good enough. But I might reconsider if you call yourself His Holy Annointed Rev. Dr. Apostle Prophet ____________

I'm easily impressed by titles.

I'm interested. I can be ur actor that catches the holy ghost

Psylas:
you want to own 4 private jets?

Dat church go be owambe church.

JackBizzle:



Catholic church doesn't do miracles. Still the biggest church in Nigeria.

You are planning on running a pentecostal biz here not a catholic runs, so that's how it works.

Get miracles or you are not in business

johnydon22:


You are planning on running a pentecostal biz here not a catholic runs, so that's how it works.

Get miracles or you are not in business

okay...i already have a guy volunteering to be the miracle receiver.

JackBizzle:
okay...i already have a guy volunteering to be the miracle receiver.

Then you are in business let the circus show begin.

JackBizzle:
I am ready to quit my job to start a church.....I just need some investors.


Yes, I am an atheist but I need the money. Church is all about the money.

Now, you might be thinking....wait, isn't this Jackbizzle guy an atheist? Well, yes. But Many of your pastors and priests are atheists- they lost faith in religion and they only see it as a money making scheme.

I'm already used to pretending to be a christian! I go to church to please friends and family. I even make prayers at large occasions. I am also good at giving convincing speeches.

Although sha, I don't have patience or the heartlessness to stage fake miracles. That one is off the books.



So, please, let's start sowing seeds.

The bidding sowing starts at N1,000,000 per person minimum.

Please, God loves a cheerful giver



cc Reyginus, Johnydon22, dblackninja, kingebukasblog, cloudgoddess, hahn

I can be your treasurer

hahn:


I can be your treasurer

That post has already been taken

JackBizzle:



No problem. But you must not share the secret of our church.

Or else, I will cast you out like a demon in front of our congregation.

Heh! Count me in

Naijaboy007:


That post has already been taken

Treasury assistant nko?

JackBizzle:
I am ready to quit my job to start a church.....I just need some investors.

Yes, I am an atheist but I need the money. Church is all about the money.

Now, you might be thinking....wait, isn't this Jackbizzle guy an atheist? Well, yes. But Many of your pastors and priests are atheists- they lost faith in religion and they only see it as a money making scheme.

I'm already used to pretending to be a christian! I go to church to please friends and family. I even make prayers at large occasions. I am also good at giving convincing speeches.

Although sha, I don't have patience or the heartlessness to stage fake miracles. That one is off the books.

So, please, let's start sowing seeds.

The bidding sowing starts at N1,000,000 per person minimum.

Please, God loves a cheerful giver


cc Reyginus, Johnydon22, dblackninja, kingebukasblog, cloudgoddess, hahn

Hehehe..Like seriously It's not even a joke. I've contemplated on that idea for sometime now. Church na where it happens..even if it's botch-constructed with some wood and covered with some waterproof material like tarpaulin, trust me money will be moving.

The pastorpreneur will be like..Always pay your tithe and give your offerings because they are for God who gave them to you. You will pray and fast for days and at last cheerfully give a sizeable amount from your sufferings--sorry God's blessings. The pastor will cheerfully accept of course for is it not written: A labourer deserves his wages .

Problem now is capital to start..I pass my neighbour generator alone is around N18,000, not to talk of other essentials like white hankie etc. Everything don cost
Bro, if you can afford the necessary materials for the ministry to start---wood, nylon and co., please call upon me to be the senior pastor, I can preach welu well ... [Have my C.V]

Like Johnny pointed out miracle na mustooo, except if you want to be riding bicycle throughout your life in the ministry while others are busy thinking about purchasing a rocket.
You have to be talented in both preaching and performing/staging good tricks (miracles) for the church business to sell. If you're lacking in both or either one, then you have to hire someone who does.

Just because of that, folks are running away from my mother church (catholic) to where e dey happen.
Once you can stage and perform good convincing miracles, you don't need to worry about members. Money will start flowing.
Reyginus himself will sow a good seed for you to heal his friend's long lost joystick.

dblackninja:


Hehehe..Like seriously It's not even a joke. I've contemplated on that idea for sometime now. Church na where it happens..even if it's botch-constructed with some wood and covered with some waterproof material like tarpaulin, trust me money will be moving.

The pastorpreneur will be like..Always pay your tithe and give your offerings because they are for God who gave them to you. You will pray and fast for days and at last cheerfully give a sizeable amount from your sufferings--sorry God's blessings. The pastor will cheerfully accept of course for is it not written: A labourer deserves his wages .

Problem now is capital to start..I pass my neighbour generator alone is around N18,000, not to talk of other essentials like white hankie etc. Everything don cost
Bro, if you can afford the necessary materials for the ministry to start---wood, nylon and co., please call upon me to be the senior pastor, I can preach welu well ... [Have my C.V]

Like Johnny pointed out miracle na mustooo, except if you want to be riding bicycle throughout your life in the ministry while others are busy thinking about purchasing a rocket.
You have to be talented in both preaching and performing/staging good tricks (miracles) for the church business to sell. If you're lacking in both or either one, then you have to hire someone who does.

Just because of that, folks are running away from my mother church (catholic) to where e dey happen.
Once you can stage and perform good convincing miracles, you don't need to worry about members. Money will start flowing.
Reyginus himself will sow a good seed for you to heal his friend's long lost joystick.

You need at least 100k to start a decent small church.

Microphones
Speakers
Small generator
Plastic chairs.
Pako/glass pulpit


As for Reyginus's friend, we would do p#nis enlargement miracles for him.

hahn:


Treasury assistant nko?

That post is open

JackBizzle:


You need at least 100k to start a decent small church.

Microphones
Speakers
Small generator
Plastic chairs.
Pako/glass pulpit


As for Reyginus's friend, we would do p#nis enlargement miracles for him.

100k ...Menn am doomed Okay you said decent..I still have hope. For me, na to start micro small. Go to someone's abandoned land. Clear land. Turn to Jesus the carpenter and erect a strong batcher..cover am with waterproof.. Construct some long wooden bench for a start. Invite people to the miracle center and instruct one brother to buy a microphone and speaker according to the Lord's directive and we'll rise from there

If the small capital is there men then everything is set.

dblackninja:


100k ...Menn am doomed Okay you said decent..I still have hope. For me, na to start micro small. Go to someone's abandoned land. Clear land. Turn to Jesus the carpenter and erect a strong batcher..cover am with waterproof.. Construct some long wooden bench for a start. Invite people to the miracle center and instruct one brother to buy a microphone and speaker according to the Lord's directive and we'll rise from there

If the small capital is there men then everything is set.

The miracle thing is still touching me. I can do the preaching....but giving amputees and sick people false hope with false miracle? That is wickedness.

JackBizzle:

The miracle thing is still touching me. I can do the preaching....but giving amputees and sick people false hope with false miracle? That is wickedness.

Wickedness?? People are living on that hope alone. To take away that hope from them is like taking away their life.

After reading a fantasy book to someone, how many will come back to listen to it a second time when you're not demonstrating how those events occurred?
That's it bro, you have to demonstrate to gather your audience..that's how it works.