edwife:


And it wouldn't be complete without appreciating the people that made this trip worthwile.

After working behind the scene of our photo shoot,Chillisauce,army,ifyalways and Naijababe had to celebrate with a well cooked meal,courtesy of moi.



Efemenaxy please darling, we need some caption here.Who is who?

You try. You wanna get me in trouble this fine Sunday evening.

From left to right...

First Lady: (with the heaviest Eba). Chilisauce. Check out her muscles. Out of this world. That's why NL "alpha males" respect this lady. Who no go run when she say, "Boo!"?

Second Lady: Armyofone. Her army pants match her name to a "T". I bet you, that Egusi soup was cooked with Scent leaves - you can tell from the way she wan swallow her "swallow".

Third Lady: Ifyalways. Her gorimakpa has quicky sprouted new growth after touring the world - her fashionable blouse speaks volumes

Fourth Lady: Naijababe. An advocate for fairplay. Her disapproving look at the size of Chillisauce's Eba says it all.

But Eddy you nor do well o!

How come everyone's in a group and I'm alone? C'man take that pic down jare.

Efe!!!! You are a true writer. See the kain bad eye naijababe dey take look Chillisauce

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Being this fat used to be in high demand. Now brothers like Truckpusher are looking for muscle-fied chic forcing us to eat cucumber for breakfast.

damiso:


This is the big bowl of Eba picture I was talking about

armyofone:
Being this fat used to be in high demand. Now brothers like Truckpusher are looking for muscle-fied chic forcing us to eat cucumber for breakfast.

See as bush Ibadan geh dey complain. You wan chop abula 24/7 abi?


Efe, if I let Chillisauce take 3-4 morsels, na so the eba for finish na abi you nor see the size of Armyofone ni?


(Whoever took this pic is damn wicked sha, i am sure it's a man).

What apt description

EfemenaXY:




You try. You wanna get me in trouble this fine Sunday evening.

From left to right...

First Lady: (with the heaviest Eba). Chilisauce. Check out her muscles. Out of this world. That's why NL "alpha males" respect this lady. Who no go run when she say, "Boo!"?

Second Lady: Armyofone. Her army pants match her name to a "T". I bet you, that Egusi soup was cooked with Scent leaves - you can tell from the way she wan swallow her "swallow".

Third Lady: Ifyalways. Her gorimakpa has quicky sprouted new growth after touring the world - her fashionable blouse speaks volumes

Fourth Lady: Naijababe. An advocate for fairplay. Her disapproving look at the size of Chillisauce's Eba says it all.

But Eddy you nor do well o!

How come everyone's in a group and I'm alone? C'man take that pic down jare.

Lol, make i close for church e be like pastor dey look me cuz I'm restraining myself from laughing.

EfemenaXY:


You try. You wanna get me in trouble this fine Sunday evening.
From left to right...
First Lady: (with the heaviest Eba). Chilisauce. Check out her muscles. Out of this world. That's why NL "alpha males" respect this lady. Who no go run when she say, "Boo!"?
Second Lady: Armyofone. Her army pants match her name to a "T". I bet you, that Egusi soup was cooked with Scent leaves - you can tell from the way she wan swallow her "swallow".
Third Lady: Ifyalways. Her gorimakpa has quicky sprouted new growth after touring the world - her fashionable blouse speaks volumes
Fourth Lady: Naijababe. An advocate for fairplay. Her disapproving look at the size of Chillisauce's Eba says it all.
But Eddy you nor do well o!
How come everyone's in a group and I'm alone? C'man take that pic down jare.

armyofone:
Lol, make i close for church e be like pastor dey look me cuz I'm restraining myself from laughing.

I swear down

armyofone:
Being this fat used to be in high demand. Now brothers like Truckpusher are looking for muscle-fied chic forcing us to eat cucumber for breakfast.

LMAO.


Edwife, EfemenaXy AND Cococandy

ifyalways:
LMAO.


Edwife, EfemenaXy AND Cococandy

Now that's more like it.

cococandy:

Now that's more like it.

More like gini?
3 twenty naira brooms

@Topic,Is Pesto really healthy? Me and my boys have taken a weird liking for this thing,I'm bothered with our consumption rate.Googling is not helping as it described it as "high in calories and healthy fat"

ifyalways:

More like gini?
3 twenty naira brooms

@Topic,Is Pesto really healthy? Me and my boys have taken a weird liking for this thing,I'm bothered with our consumption rate.Googling is not helping as it described it as "high in calories and healthy fat"

I love those 20naira brooms.
You no see our shape? Agbanis


Yea Pesto has unsaturated fats which makes it healthy. And lots of other good nutrients.

As with anything, Just don't eat excess. Serving size is 1/4 cup.

cococandy:


I love those 20naira brooms.
You no see our shape? Agbanis


Yea Pesto has unsaturated fats which makes it healthy. And lots of other good nutrients.

As with anything, Just don't eat excess. Serving size is 1/4 cup.

I see. Thank you .I will just reduce our intake.

cococandy:

Now that's more like it.

That's nothing like it jare.

Why do I always get assigned the very worst-est pictures?? That one in the middle is so skinny, she hasn't got any nyash left. Just bone-bone. I bet sitting down hurts...

ifyalways:

More like gini?
3 twenty naira brooms

So you sef know.

Really? Okay then let us switch.

I like your assigned babe more than mine. Of course I prefer edwife's but beggars can't be choosers.

EfemenaXY:


That's nothing like it jare.

Why do I always get assigned the very worst-est pictures?? That one in the middle is so skinny, she hasn't got any nyash left. Just bone-bone. I bet sitting down hurts...



So you sef know.

ifyalways:
LMAO.


Edwife, EfemenaXy AND Cococandy

See groove, see my shape.

cococandy:
Really? Okay then let us switch.
I like your assigned babe more than mine. Of course I prefer edwife's but beggars can't be choosers.

You and efe should negotiate and leave my babe alone o , i am almost there-beach body loading.

Ify well done...you sabi assign

edwife:


See groove, see my shape.

You and efe should negotiate and leave my babe alone o , i am almost there-beach body loading.

Ify well done...you sabi assign

Don't mind Ify.

Na serious Ojoro she done do...

EfemenaXY:




You try. You wanna get me in trouble this fine Sunday evening.

From left to right...

First Lady: (with the heaviest Eba). Chilisauce. Check out her muscles. Out of this world. That's why NL "alpha males" respect this lady. Who no go run when she say, "Boo!"?

Second Lady: Armyofone. Her army pants match her name to a "T". I bet you, that Egusi soup was cooked with Scent leaves - you can tell from the way she wan swallow her "swallow".

Third Lady: Ifyalways. Her gorimakpa has quicky sprouted new growth after touring the world - her fashionable blouse speaks volumes

Fourth Lady: Naijababe. An advocate for fairplay. Her disapproving look at the size of Chillisauce's Eba says it all.

But Eddy you nor do well o!

How come everyone's in a group and I'm alone? C'man take that pic down jare.

That ain't me Mehn. ..that's naijababe

I'm the one with the small eba. Doing the monitoring ...trying to make naijababe cut down on her intake
But efe you no good oh. ...where did edwife see these pictures. I'm sure they are imo state babes

N'a dia way. They too like food.
See amyofone and Ifyalways ...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Laugh don make fart comot from my yansh

Kimoni:


Efe!!!! You are a true writer. See the kain bad eye naijababe dey take look Chillisauce

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That's not me. That's naijababe. I wonder why you guys couldn't differentiate between us. She is usually the larger one
Or should I say the largest ...

Wait make i tie Jorge or Holland wrapper with shoulder off blouse and better wedge then una go say fat na money

Chillisauce:


That ain't me Mehn. ..that's naijababe

I'm the one with the small eba. Doing the monitoring ...trying to make naijababe cut down on her intake
But efe you no good oh. ...where did edwife see these pictures. I'm sure they are imo state babes

N'a dia way. They too like food.
See amyofone and Ifyalways ...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Laugh don make fart comot from my yansh

armyofone:
Wait make i tie Jorge or Holland wrapper with shoulder off blouse and better wedge then una go say fat na money

I can imagine the wedge.
We call it Capussu

Guys copy this and past in your search engine,you will have a blast!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BF9dUrMPOCE/?taken-by=nedu_wazobiafm

You can go through more of his videos as nkechi....

Chillisauce:


That ain't me Mehn. ..that's naijababe

I'm the one with the small eba. Doing the monitoring ...trying to make naijababe cut down on her intake
But efe you no good oh. ...where did edwife see these pictures. I'm sure they are imo state babes

N'a dia way. They too like food.
See amyofone and Ifyalways ...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Laugh don make fart comot from my yansh

Don't deny yourself, embrace who you are.

EfemenaXY:


Don't mind Ify.

Na serious Ojoro she done do...

But all the ladies in that picture are beautiful na.

edwife:


But all the ladies in that picture are beautiful na.

Nobody is supposed to like the picture assigned to them.

Chillisauce:

That ain't me Mehn. ..that's naijababe
I'm the one with the small eba. Doing the monitoring ...trying to make naijababe cut down on her intake
But efe you no good oh. ...where did edwife see these pictures. I'm sure they are imo state babes
N'a dia way. They too like food.
See amyofone and Ifyalways ...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Laugh don make fart comot from my yansh

Lol! It's you jor. Stop denying

edwife:


Don't deny yourself, embrace who you are.

LMAO!!!

Didn't even see this before posting.

Chillisauce- in the mouth of two or more witnesses shall a master be established. that is definitely you

EfemenaXY:




Nobody is supposed to like the picture assigned to them.
*

But I like mine but honestly, she is what I want to achieve. We have some similarities in the endowment department.I just need more work for that perfect flat tummy.

here

Happy Birthday Byvan03!

My Gemini sister!

edwife:
Happy Birthday Byvan03!

My Gemini sister!

So so lovely!!thanks a lot dear .

byvan03:



So so lovely!!thanks a lot dear .

Happy belated birthday sis!

Many many more of God's blessings and favor to you.

Hope you enjoyed your day?