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My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by Braggante(m): 8:39pm On May 23, 2016 |
Dear Madam Regional Manager, I saw your initial mail. The reminder was of no effect, and thus like you, completely useless. Obviously and quite understandably you are needy of attention, and I will oblige you for this one last time. Expectedly after this mail, you will see no more of me in this company, and as you have silently orchestrated the exit of countless competent employees who left with animosity, I too have had just enough of you and you are the first to read of my resignation. Congratulations. Perhaps you have not realized that you are a cancer in this organization, and I wonder why your fat self is still being kept to fester. You are the obvious plague keeping this company from achieving its greatness which it is capable of. Take a poll. I’m copying ‘Staff’ to this mail for you to confirm my assertions- Nobody likes you. You have fought everyone, from the security guards to the visiting auditors. Due to your filth, brilliant ideas are stifled, merit is downplayed, and diligence to the company is sacrificed on the stool of worshipping you. But your problem with me is why I will not descend into your filthy butt-kissing office theatrics, rather I will diligently do my work for the betterment of the company and its shareholders. And you wouldn’t have that, would you? You have transferred me four times to different branches within this year, and sadly back here to be turtured daily by the sight of your over-pancaked butt-looking face. (I say “you” because it is obvious your word is supreme in this company, and when you whimsically say “Management has decided”, you mean, “I have decided”. Why that is so, only you and the chairman can explain.) You would rather have an incompetent stooge, than a hardworking and diligent employee. Well, good luck to you in finding that, finding a life, a husband, and many others things you are obviously in dire need of. In case your frustrated self haven’t noticed, there is life beyond this company. I hope you don’t find that life, and that you end up sad, sick, miserable and lonely. Anyways, I’m clearing my desk now, waiting to hear you scream in horror when you receive this email. By then I’d be at the car park smoking a cigarette. Warm regards sucker! Yours, ****** 106 Likes 33 Shares |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by davide470(m): 8:45pm On May 23, 2016 |
Braggante: ![]() ![]() ![]() Nice One jare, Braggante! 11 Likes |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by Tolakay: 8:49pm On May 23, 2016 |
this is sewious |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by hummerwise(m): 8:56pm On May 23, 2016 |
am i the only one who loved and enjoyed this.. to those employers who feels,, all their employees should enslaved forever.. i really need to save this, incase i come across those crazy employers.. they r everywea.. 56 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by amuokuko: 9:02pm On May 23, 2016 |
Nah this kind letter fit that woman called Dada, who is a Regional manager at First Bank... 41 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by jemype(m): 9:03pm On May 23, 2016 |
Wow this is epic.beautiful piece 1 Like |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by Nobody: 9:07pm On May 23, 2016 |
This is what I call upper cut... 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by madream4life: 9:13pm On May 23, 2016 |
dis got me ROTF ![]() I'd give my right arm to watch her react to this!!! 8 Likes |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by Nobody: 9:40pm On May 23, 2016 |
Wouldn't everyone love to write this. But why give them the satisfaction. A single line 'I resign' would convey so much more. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by Nobody: 10:07pm On May 23, 2016 |
This sounds like a great idea until you think about the fact that many prospective employers now ask for recommendation from the last or previous employer. If the writer of this resignation letter is to get a new firm and the firm asks him for a recommendation letter from his last employer.........(fill in the rest by yourself) ![]() 38 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by OgaSirAde(m): 10:09pm On May 23, 2016 |
In as much as an employee is aggrieved, this is way too much, nobody knows tomorrow. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by Allwility: 10:14pm On May 23, 2016 |
So unprofessional! If I was the chairman, I'd give madam regional manager thumbs up for firing such a staff. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by Nobody: 10:17pm On May 23, 2016 |
OgaSirAde: No one truly knows tomorrow. If I were to be in copy of that mail, and tomorrow I find myself in a position to employ the guy, I will never employ such an uncultured and mannerless person. If he can write this to his current boss because he feels aggrieved, surely he can do worse to me the moment he decides he isn't happy with working condition or his work in my company. 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by Nobody: 10:20pm On May 23, 2016 |
LastMumu: Yes, but his resignation letter would have been no different from the hundred others written before him. At least he decided to go against the grain and dared to be different. Also, if the workers continued to resign quietly, how would the woman change her ways? Someone at some point had to say what others had been bottling inside and a resignation letter copying all staff seems like a perfect way to do that. ![]() 59 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by Checked86: 10:25pm On May 23, 2016 |
hummerwise:you don't need to save it because you won't come across them, rather, learn from the woman's mistakes because you are going to be an employer soon. When you are angry you can write better than the pissed employee. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by Braggante(m): 10:31pm On May 23, 2016 |
adeaks: I completely agree with you. Many others resign and the talk will be that they couldn't cope, or that they were advised to resign by management. The truth that the RM is chasing good staff from the company. And someone had to say it, so even the chairman will know and possibly correct her, for the sake of the company 5 Likes |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by davide470(m): 10:35pm On May 23, 2016 |
LastMumu:You only do this when you know you ain't gonna look for a Job elsewhere... Maybe start your business or relocate to another state. From the letter, the guy is clearly with much experience and have factored all the consequence of his actions. 9 Likes |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by amicable09(f): 10:45pm On May 23, 2016 |
Just came to get a template. .. Cool! 5 Likes |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by Nobody: 10:49pm On May 23, 2016 |
amicable09:I know say na bad things like this you dey always like. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by yorex2011: 10:50pm On May 23, 2016 |
Just here for the comments 2 Likes |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by ademasta(m): 10:54pm On May 23, 2016 |
Haaaa |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by afanide: 11:05pm On May 23, 2016 |
Quite ridiculous............ |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by kissoflife: 11:23pm On May 23, 2016 |
LMAO @ the line "Butt-Kissing office theatrics" 1 Like |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by macaranta(m): 11:24pm On May 23, 2016 |
It's way too much... 1 Like |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by NiRfreak(m): 11:42pm On May 23, 2016 |
Some people are saying nobody knows tomorrow....but there are many tomorrow that never came......life is a biitch....sometimes serving people by their poo is better (law of moses: an eye for an eye) 5 Likes |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by Ishilove: 11:48pm On May 23, 2016 |
I can understand him perfectly. Some bosses very well deserve this kind of resignation. ![]() ![]() ![]() For those saying he is unprofessional, when you have worked with with certain people who seem hell bent on ruining your life and self esteem, you will understand why this fellow resigned in the manner he did. 5 Likes |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by hummerwise(m): 12:09am On May 24, 2016 |
Checked86:hmmm if only you knew me... i dont posses the trait of a callous employer |
Re: My Friends Resignation Letter (cc'd To All Staff Of The Bank) by Qualer: 12:48am On May 24, 2016 |
kissoflife: 2 Likes
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