missbeebee:


hnmmmmnmnnnmmmmmmm
jez passing bye.

may u pass and Neva stumble.






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dedicated to president Muhammadu Buhari. thanks for showing us how to lead Nigerians.

sheboss:

Which mark again biko?
Where u see the forehead sef to start with?
Me I see d big head for ya dp fa...wia u see my own?

Hehehe! Don't forget ama geek fa! We operate in the shadows, yet we notice the inconspicuous! *winks*

Chumaster, abi I lie?

yorme:

See what? I can fit 'chuck' your eyes fa!

You still dey dream ba?

iyke1989:
baba...I tire gan ni o!!! E no just dey make any sense be this program again

bruv this one don pass bekiaful. Imagine how nysc just cripple people wey suppose make gud use of their lives. Oya for this rainy season, tell me say justified10 no go pass ball give person daughter abi na yorme wey don dey throw dart already

sheboss:
You still dey dream ba?

If I am, that'll make my name "DreamCom2ru"!

yorme:


Must you always personalize what is not legally yours?

Correct yasef, and say "our sheboss"!

"our sheboss" fa? onye bu general merchandise? see ehn yorme,hold yasef oo! justified doesn't share...

yorme:



*throws dart at her leg*

*kicks his face, picks him up n throws him outta Graceland*

kapable75:
bruv this one don pass bekiaful. Imagine how nysc just cripple people wey suppose make gud use of their lives. Oya for this rainy season, tell me say justified10 no go pass ball give person daughter abi na yorme wey don dey throw dart already

Buh on a serious note ehn...I pray I don't become a father before NYSC calls us for service fa! See beards just dey full anyhow like Iyke1989 hair!

kapable75:
for her mind now she don dey sound like better person.

haba dearest! why are u talking like ds na?
u want make our enemies hear us?

kapable75:
bruv this one don pass bekiaful. Imagine how nysc just cripple people wey suppose make gud use of their lives. Oya for this rainy season, tell me say justified10 no go pass ball give person daughter abi na yorme wey don dey throw dart already

i dont do dat..I won't do dat..


what's it with nysc dis tym?

justified10:
may u pass and Neva stumble.

amen brother!

missbeebee:

*kicks his face, picks him up n throws him outta Graceland*

With that your plastic barbie hand? Wake up from thine daydreaming fa!

sheboss:


"our sheboss" fa? onye bu general merchandise? see ehn yorme,hold yasef oo! justified doesn't share...

When did you turn omo "yigbo" fa? Share ko, flashshare Ni!

justified10:
u travel wen she talk say we go honeymoon.

You dey mind am?

kapable75:
bruv this one don pass bekiaful. Imagine how nysc just cripple people wey suppose make gud use of their lives. Oya for this rainy season, tell me say justified10 no go pass ball give person daughter abi na yorme wey don dey throw dart already

lol...ah tellya! Justified already get babymamas na just add another one name am "Enwisee"...na everything yorme take dey pregnant girl...even "hi" dey carry 3sperm cells

missbeebee:

haba dearest! why are u talking like ds na? u want make our enemies hear us?

enemies kwa!! Biko where are they?

yorme:


With that your plastic barbie hand? Wake up from thine daydreaming fa!

jez watch d plastic barbie hands do wonders, my eyes are wide open.

sheboss:
You dey mind am?

If he doesn't, who will?

iyke1989:
lol...ah tellya! Justified already get babymamas na just add another one name am "Enwisee"...na everything yorme take dey pregnant girl...even "hi" dey carry 3sperm cells

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!
**falls from christmas tree**

iyke1989:
lol...ah tellya! Justified already get babymamas na just add another one name am "Enwisee"...na everything yorme take dey pregnant girl...even "hi" dey carry 3sperm cells

You mentioned the wrong name, sir! Kapable75, na your name Iyke dey try mention, no be mine fa!

kapable75:
enemies kwa!! Biko where are they?

Lolzz, every where o

yorme:




Buh on a serious note ehn...I pray I don't become a father before NYSC calls us for service fa! See beards just dey full anyhow like Iyke1989 hair!

lol....hehehe...when ur sharpshooting don mature u no go dey talk about hair again...continue to dey throw the dart o!

kapable75:
haba!! U come dey talk like say u and justified no get tent. Oya you can move to our BQ. Missbeebee dear hope its ok with you.

Hahaha, thanks 4 d kind gesture. But needless, me and justified still dey our honeymoon for Carribean Island.

kapable75:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!
**falls from christmas tree**

lol....u be castiel?

missbeebee:

u guessed right dear, we jez having nice tym here.

muna enjoy oo. take am small by small.

sheboss:

Hahaha, thanks 4 d kind gesture. But needless, me and justified still dey our honeymoon for Carribean Island.

ooow! Am glad to hear that. I even became sacred that he might start moving from the boys quarters to the "mans" quarters. Trust the honeymoon is going fine?

sheboss:
You dey mind am?

I no remember to mind am o.

yorme:


You mentioned the wrong name, sir! Kapable75, na your name Iyke dey try mention, no be mine fa!

lol....I fit still spell ur name correctly with blindfold..literally

iyke1989:
lol...ah tellya! Justified already get babymamas na just add another one name am "Enwisee"

Justified10? Is this true

missbeebee:


Lolzz, every where o

dont worry dear. They will only make our love stronger.

iyke1989:
lol...ah tellya! Justified already get babymamas na just add another one name am "Enwisee"...na everything yorme take dey pregnant girl...even "hi" dey carry 3sperm cells

what's babymama?

one thing is sure, whichever state they post me to, if they choose to post me to a skul, dat skul has -1 teacher.. I'm not gonna serve dis country as a corper.. I'm serving dis country as a senator, honorable or minister..

fuccck NYSC

sheboss:

Justified10? Is this true

I resemble teebillz?
I gat no baby... can I av a babymama without a baby?