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outdated by Honour91(m): 12:57am On May 24, 2016
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Re: outdated by philGeo(m): 1:02am On May 24, 2016
Robb chinese balm, make sure you fire well well oh.

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Re: outdated by BoiledHead(m): 1:05am On May 24, 2016
Fvck h3r.. no one cares
Re: outdated by Dahyormine(m): 1:10am On May 24, 2016
Honour91:
My virgin girlfriend want me to sleep with her,she is 21yrs old. I don't want to hurt her by making her to have severe pain. How do I do it so has not to make her feel pain or less pain.Advice pls
Simple! Just bring her to me............

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Re: outdated by Stevostical(m): 1:12am On May 24, 2016
Chai see advice, abeg make I chill read advice as I no come get any. Where's my pal Cutehector and Tosyne2much etc, come and give advice.
Re: outdated by pacino26(m): 3:17am On May 24, 2016
O boy!

Advice on how to.. ......... shocked shocked shocked shocked

Waiting to read tips.

On a second thought, since it's two consensual adults. I don't believe sex to be mechanical like a pre-programmed sequence is to be followed. Get lost in each other, get her high on something smooth, BG should do. Lots of pre-intimacy down below with some nice olive oil (no use St. Micheal O) applied. You're set to enter the place. Use condoms.

On a funny note I'll expect a thread by you on how she wasn't so tight or not a virgin as you thought with the usual 'I got raped at 15, or sports made in broke it high sch, this or that' grin grin grin

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Re: outdated by Nobody: 4:10am On May 24, 2016
Toto go just dey scratch small small Girls. E don tey wey I fvck virgin pvssy sef.
OP who even tell u say she be virgin sef? You don use tester test am before?
Re: outdated by jonaifame22(m): 4:38am On May 24, 2016
uthen give it to her or are not a man
Re: outdated by ThreeGEEKS(m): 5:39am On May 24, 2016
Give her number to the guys above me, I'm sure they will look forward to perform their civic duty, since you clearly can't grin
Re: outdated by halfricanadian(f): 5:40am On May 24, 2016
Damn

Chai and the first became the last nd d last became d first

Chai mehn dis crazy

Op cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy slice d place before u enter

Agbaya angry angry

Go nd seek pleasure in disvirgining all ur ex'es over nd over again av u heard

angry angry see as e b like italian waste bin
Re: outdated by Cutehector(m): 6:22am On May 24, 2016
Why are our youths hell bent on committing fornication?


Like seriously? Why is that in this present age? sex is what dominates our minds? Like we just see a girl and all we wana do with her is to fvck the living day light outta her...




I should say boredom is one of the main reasons a lot of us are being tempted today.


We never study our bibles, all we do is get lost with our phones 24/7.




Youths of nowadays, let's us not be the tool for the devil to make do with.


Sex is just nothing... it's just a means to an end.




Cc: thaanks halfricanadian for showing me the way. I look foward to having our discussion today on the bible.

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Re: outdated by halfricanadian(f): 6:23am On May 24, 2016
Cutehector:
Why are our youths hell bent on committing fornication?


Like seriously? Why is that in this present age? sex is what dominates our minds? Like we just see a girl and all we wana do with her is to fvck the living day light outta her...




I should say boredom is one of the main reasons a lot of us are being tempted today.


We never study our bibles, all we do is get lost with our phones 24/7.




Youths of nowadays, let's us not be the tool for the devil to make do with.


Sex is just nothing... it's just a means to an end.




Cc: thaanks halfricanadian for showing me the way. I look foward to having our discussion today on the bible.

Anytime na anytime im down for ya
Re: outdated by donephi(m): 6:31am On May 24, 2016
halfricanadian:
Damn

Chai and the first became the last nd d last became d first

Chai mehn dis crazy

Op cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy slice d place before u enter

Agbaya angry angry

Go nd seek pleasure in disvirgining all ur ex'es over nd over again av u heard

angry angry see as e b like italian waste bin
wicked lipsrsealed
Re: outdated by halfricanadian(f): 6:32am On May 24, 2016
donephi:
wicked lipsrsealed


embarassed aint gon kill just d bullets will swim in ur skull
Re: outdated by donephi(m): 6:32am On May 24, 2016
Cutehector:
Why are our youths hell bent on committing fornication?


Like seriously? Why is that in this present age? sex is what dominates our minds? Like we just see a girl and all we wana do with her is to fvck the living day light outta her...




I should say boredom is one of the main reasons a lot of us are being tempted today.


We never study our bibles, all we do is get lost with our phones 24/7.




Youths of nowadays, let's us not be the tool for the devil to make do with.


Sex is just nothing... it's just a means to an end.




Cc: thaanks halfricanadian for showing me the way. I look foward to having our discussion today on the bible.
hmmmmm! Have you turned a new leave
Re: outdated by donephi(m): 6:34am On May 24, 2016
halfricanadian:



embarassed aint gon kill just d bullets will swim in ur skull
the dude just asked for advice and you want to use him for sacrifice
Re: outdated by Dongorgon5(m): 6:34am On May 24, 2016
Cutehector:
Why are our youths hell bent on committing fornication?


Like seriously? Why is that in this present age? sex is what dominates our minds? Like we just see a girl and all we wana do with her is to fvck the living day light outta her...




I should say boredom is one of the main reasons a lot of us are being tempted today.


We never study our bibles, all we do is get lost with our phones 24/7.




Youths of nowadays, let's us not be the tool for the devil to make do with.


Sex is just nothing... it's just a means to an end.




Cc: thaanks halfricanadian for showing me the way. I look foward to having our discussion today on the bible.
Which bible do you want us to study
Is is the one full of fiction?
Re: outdated by halfricanadian(f): 6:35am On May 24, 2016
donephi:
hmmmmm! Have you turned a new leave

Yup he is now from ewuro leaf to ugu leaf sad
Re: outdated by Cutehector(m): 6:35am On May 24, 2016
Dongorgon5:
Which bibble do you want us to dtuy
Is is the one full of fiction?
lol....why d fvck are u alive? Hav u Eva thought about that?
Re: outdated by halfricanadian(f): 6:35am On May 24, 2016
donephi:
the dude just asked for advice and you want to use him for sacrifice

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Sacrifice ko ebora ni
Re: outdated by halfricanadian(f): 6:36am On May 24, 2016
Dongorgon5:
Which bible do you want us to study
Is is the one full of fiction?

sad sad join us i say join us!!!!!!
Re: outdated by Cutehector(m): 6:37am On May 24, 2016
donephi:
hmmmmm! Have you turned a new leave
just a nigga wanting to seek the mercies of God...
Re: outdated by Dongorgon5(m): 6:38am On May 24, 2016
halfricanadian:


sad sad join us i say join us!!!!!!
join you at where
Re: outdated by halfricanadian(f): 6:38am On May 24, 2016
Cutehector:
just a nigga wanting to seek the mercies of God...

Telhim!!!!!!!
Re: outdated by donephi(m): 6:41am On May 24, 2016
Cutehector:
just a nigga wanting to seek the mercies of God...
hmmmm! Goood
Re: outdated by donephi(m): 6:42am On May 24, 2016
halfricanadian:


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Sacrifice ko ebora ni
Howdy
Re: outdated by halfricanadian(f): 6:44am On May 24, 2016
donephi:

Howdy

Good u?
Re: outdated by donephi(m): 6:46am On May 24, 2016
halfricanadian:


Good u?
Grt n hw was ur night?
Re: outdated by Dongorgon5(m): 6:47am On May 24, 2016
Cutehector:
lol....why d fvck are u alive? Hav u Eva thought about that?
I'm just another motherlover living among billions of people on this planet.
People have been here on this earth before I was born, and people will still be on earth when I die.
There is no heaven or hell somewhere.
Its all bullshiiit.

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Re: outdated by halfricanadian(f): 6:47am On May 24, 2016
donephi:

Grt n hw was ur night?

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy i did vigil today abeg i no fit explain
Re: outdated by donephi(m): 6:50am On May 24, 2016
halfricanadian:


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy i did vigil today abeg i no fit explain
vigil? Prayer? Weldone
Re: outdated by halfricanadian(f): 6:51am On May 24, 2016
donephi:
vigil? Prayer? Weldone

Been on nl nd jaming to kiss daniel mama song cheesy

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