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12 Hilarious Quotes about Ladies By Robert Mugabe by DaudaAbu(m): 10:43pm On May 24, 2016 |
Got this from a friends post on FB wall It got me cracking and i just have to share it here. Roberts Mugabes latest quotes 1) "Some women's legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading". ✔Robert Mugabe, 2016 2) "It's hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire". ✔Robert Mugabe, 2016 3) "If you are ugly; you are ugly - stop talking about inner beauty because we don't walk around with X-rays". ✔Robert Mugabe, 2016 4) "Dear sister, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining. You are not an umbrella". ✔Robert Mugabe, 2016 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 12 Hilarious Quotes about Ladies By Robert Mugabe by vicstar(m): 10:44pm On May 24, 2016 |
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Re: 12 Hilarious Quotes about Ladies By Robert Mugabe by ba2undey(m): 10:45pm On May 24, 2016 |
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Re: 12 Hilarious Quotes about Ladies By Robert Mugabe by olatunjithomas(m): 10:53pm On May 24, 2016 |
Omo,this man is fucking trendy |
Re: 12 Hilarious Quotes about Ladies By Robert Mugabe by missmary(f): 10:55pm On May 24, 2016 |
You said 12 |
Re: 12 Hilarious Quotes about Ladies By Robert Mugabe by DaudaAbu(m): 10:56pm On May 24, 2016 |
Re: 12 Hilarious Quotes about Ladies By Robert Mugabe by Nobody: 11:00pm On May 24, 2016 |
![]() Lalasticlacla pls feel free to add urs.. |
Re: 12 Hilarious Quotes about Ladies By Robert Mugabe by Mskrisx(f): 11:10pm On May 24, 2016 |
Comedian |
Re: 12 Hilarious Quotes about Ladies By Robert Mugabe by jaymejate: 11:14pm On May 24, 2016 |
China factory catches fire got me rolling on the floor. ![]() |
Re: 12 Hilarious Quotes about Ladies By Robert Mugabe by DaudaAbu(m): 11:16pm On May 24, 2016 |
5 'Check your girlfriends body, if she has more tattoos and piercing, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain ' 2 Likes |
Re: 12 Hilarious Quotes about Ladies By Robert Mugabe by psucc(m): 11:30pm On May 24, 2016 |
The bitter truth. The last grey haired African leader telling the truth. |
Re: 12 Hilarious Quotes about Ladies By Robert Mugabe by DaudaAbu(m): 11:33pm On May 24, 2016 |
6) ''Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face'' 7) ''Its better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole she didnt even drill herself'' 8 - ''Some girls can't even jog for 5minutes but expect a guy to last in bed for 2 hours? Your level of selfishness demand a one week crusade'' 1 Like |
Re: 12 Hilarious Quotes about Ladies By Robert Mugabe by DaudaAbu(m): 11:37pm On May 24, 2016 |
9) "If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together. ✔Robert Mugabe, April 2016 10) "God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker". ✔Robert Mugabe, March 2016 11) "If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected Pen** in public 1 Like |
Re: 12 Hilarious Quotes about Ladies By Robert Mugabe by DaudaAbu(m): 11:42pm On May 24, 2016 |
But this time he hits the jackpot... 12) "Swimming pool is much more useful than the Liverpool football club". ✔Robert Mugabe, May 19th, 2016 Abeg no be me talk am ooooo (liverpool fans dont come for my head) ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: 12 Hilarious Quotes about Ladies By Robert Mugabe by ashmanpolo: 12:02am On May 25, 2016 |
These quotes are so funny. Nevertheless, I'm sure that a 91yrs old man wouldn't be trying to mimick 'I go die' them. |
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