I saw this on a friend's facebook page and I decided to share

Wife: Dipo, who's that guy? Is that Chris Brown?
Husband: Chris Brown ke? No, that's Theo Walcott!!!
Wife: Hey! What's that yellow card for?
Husband: It's a warning to a player; and the red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch
wife: Ohhh! It-s something similar to a traffic light. Yellow-warning, Red-stop.
Husband: Yeah, sure, you're right!!!
Wife: What about green card?
Husband: Ohhh! There's nothing like that in football.
Wife: Which teams are these?
Husband: Which kain wahala be dis na? God! It's Chelsea and Arsenal! What again?
Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?
Husband: You no get eyes? No be red jersey be dat?
Wife: Ok, which team is wearing blue?
Husband: (upset)...Omg!!! Haba! Wetin na? Don't you know it's Chelsea?
Wife: Ehen! I want Arsenal to win the World Cup.
Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with World Cup? Where you from sef?
Wife: Take it easy na! Who's that old man?
Husband: Hmmm...that's Arsene Wenger, Arsenal's coach.
Wife: Ok ok...I understand now. So that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?
Husband: Chai!!!
Wife: What's the score?
Husband: Just 1-1
wife: Who's having 1, who's having the other 1?
Husband: You are silly. Wo arabirin free me jare!
(changes channel to African Magic and leaves the house for a viewing center nearby)
wife: (smiling to herself) If I don't do that, I won't be able to watch my favourite Telemundo!!!

Lol!

funny indeed..

KashyBaby:
funny indeed..

Sure, it is!

hilarious

An illiterate wife.

Lol

DiAmOnDrUbY:
hilarious

Vinshu:
An illiterate wife.

Abeg, she no be illiterate. Na pattern she use!

Vinshu:
An illiterate wife.

Read the ending as well..she did it cus she wants to watch telemondo

Apelex:


Read the ending as well..she did it cus she wants to watch telemondo

Thanks for pointing that out.

Apelex:


Read the ending as well..she did it cus she wants to watch telemondo

What is telemondo?

Vinshu:


What is telemondo?

Its a TV station ladies love alot.

I'll try it out with my hubby. I hope it works

Yuneehk:
I'll try it out with my hubby. I hope it works

What if his temper doesn't permit that?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhhahhhahahahahaha laugh don make sheet for body.women and dier wahala

We the end time crew are here. As expected.

End Time Wife .

andreernest28:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhhahhhahahahahaha laugh don make sheet for body.women and dier wahala

I dey tell u. No be say u talk am o!

Rapmoney:
What if his temper doesn't permit that?

He won't beat me! That I know. I'll just try it and see what happens

Yuneehk:

He won't beat me! That I know. I'll just try it and see what happens

Alright. You know him better.

Diz is really funny

Hehehe


walahi if question too much nah slap go be d end of discusion haba!!

Thanks op I go so frustrate robosky02

if u try that with me, u are on ur own......if u no keep shut Na to use beta tape seal ur mouth.

I love watching football with my boyfriend

Hadez:
I love watching football with my boyfriend

I thought you said you were single few weeks back

omg..this is funny!...smart woman!!

kingsilly:


I thought you said you were single few weeks back

U mean months back

This joke never gets old to me! I always laugh whenever I read it. And to think that I was telling my elder sis same joke a couple of days ago!

Personally sha, I'll make sure I've got cable TV in all my rooms. That way, no issue for all parties involved:

kids (cartoons and Nickelodeon)

Wife: African Magic, Telemundo, ZeeWorld, and that station that likes showing those yeye Kardashians

Me: HRM Otunba Super Sports , Nickelodeon (my 2nd best ), Sony Max, Mnet Series (if dem get better film at the moment)

Shikina!!

Hadez:


U mean months back

When will you be single Again?

Yuneehk:
I'll try it out with my hubby. I hope it works

Thank God I've seen this..... hmmm