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The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Rapmoney(m): 1:05pm On May 25, 2016 |
I saw this on a friend's facebook page and I decided to share ![]() Wife: Dipo, who's that guy? ![]() Husband: Chris Brown ke? No, that's Theo Walcott!!! Wife: Hey! What's that yellow card for? Husband: It's a warning to a player; and the red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch wife: Ohhh! It-s something similar to a traffic light. Yellow-warning, Red-stop. Husband: Yeah, sure, you're right!!! Wife: What about green card? ![]() Husband: Ohhh! There's nothing like that in football. Wife: Which teams are these? Husband: Which kain wahala be dis na? God! It's Chelsea and Arsenal! What again? ![]() Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on? Husband: You no get eyes? No be red jersey be dat? Wife: Ok, which team is wearing blue? Husband: (upset)...Omg!!! Haba! Wetin na? Don't you know it's Chelsea? Wife: Ehen! I want Arsenal to win the World Cup. Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with World Cup? Where you from sef? Wife: Take it easy na! Who's that old man? Husband: Hmmm...that's Arsene Wenger, Arsenal's coach. Wife: Ok ok...I understand now. So that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger? Husband: Chai!!! Wife: What's the score? Husband: Just 1-1 wife: Who's having 1, who's having the other 1? ![]() Husband: You are silly. Wo arabirin free me jare! (changes channel to African Magic and leaves the house for a viewing center nearby) wife: (smiling to herself) If I don't do that, I won't be able to watch my favourite Telemundo!!! Lol! ![]() 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Nobody: 1:10pm On May 25, 2016 |
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Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Rapmoney(m): 1:12pm On May 25, 2016 |
KashyBaby:Sure, it is! ![]() |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Nobody: 1:15pm On May 25, 2016 |
hilarious ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Vinshu(f): 1:17pm On May 25, 2016 |
An illiterate wife. 1 Like |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by MUVA(m): 1:17pm On May 25, 2016 |
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Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Apelex(m): 1:17pm On May 25, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Rapmoney(m): 1:18pm On May 25, 2016 |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Rapmoney(m): 1:20pm On May 25, 2016 |
Vinshu:Abeg, she no be illiterate. Na pattern she use! ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Apelex(m): 1:20pm On May 25, 2016 |
Vinshu: Read the ending as well..she did it cus she wants to watch telemondo |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Rapmoney(m): 1:21pm On May 25, 2016 |
Apelex:Thanks for pointing that out. |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Vinshu(f): 1:22pm On May 25, 2016 |
Apelex: What is telemondo? |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Apelex(m): 1:24pm On May 25, 2016 |
Vinshu: Its a TV station ladies love alot. |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Yuneehk(f): 1:26pm On May 25, 2016 |
I'll try it out with my hubby. I hope it works |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Rapmoney(m): 1:27pm On May 25, 2016 |
Yuneehk:What if his temper doesn't permit that? ![]() |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by andreernest28(m): 1:28pm On May 25, 2016 |
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhhahhhahahahahaha laugh don make sheet for body.women and dier wahala |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by yemsai(f): 1:32pm On May 25, 2016 |
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Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by jashar(f): 1:37pm On May 25, 2016 |
![]() ![]() ![]() We the end time crew are here. As expected. ![]() ![]() ![]() End Time Wife ![]() 1 Like |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Rapmoney(m): 1:41pm On May 25, 2016 |
andreernest28:I dey tell u. No be say u talk am o! ![]() 1 Like |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Yuneehk(f): 1:47pm On May 25, 2016 |
Rapmoney:He won't beat me! That I know. I'll just try it and see what happens ![]() 1 Like |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Rapmoney(m): 2:19pm On May 25, 2016 |
Yuneehk:Alright. You know him better. |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Kherry: 2:20pm On May 25, 2016 |
Diz is really funny |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by youngberry001(m): 2:28pm On May 25, 2016 |
Hehehe ![]() walahi if question too much nah slap go be d end of discusion haba!! |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by AngelAhnie(f): 2:30pm On May 25, 2016 |
Thanks op ![]() |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by okuneddie(m): 2:55pm On May 25, 2016 |
if u try that with me, u are on ur own......if u no keep shut Na to use beta tape seal ur mouth. |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Hadez(f): 3:13pm On May 25, 2016 |
I love watching football with my boyfriend |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by kingsilly(m): 3:23pm On May 25, 2016 |
1 Like |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by makydebbie(f): 3:27pm On May 25, 2016 |
omg..this is funny!...smart woman!! |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Hadez(f): 3:30pm On May 25, 2016 |
kingsilly: U mean months back |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Feranchek(m): 3:34pm On May 25, 2016 |
This joke never gets old to me! I always laugh whenever I read it. And to think that I was telling my elder sis same joke a couple of days ago! ![]() ![]() Personally sha, I'll make sure I've got cable TV in all my rooms. That way, no issue for all parties involved: kids (cartoons and Nickelodeon) Wife: African Magic, Telemundo, ZeeWorld, and that station that likes showing those yeye Kardashians Me: HRM Otunba Super Sports ![]() ![]() Shikina!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by kingsilly(m): 3:38pm On May 25, 2016 |
Hadez: When will you be single Again? |
Re: The Frustration Of Watching TV With Your Wife by Feranchek(m): 3:40pm On May 25, 2016 |
Yuneehk: Thank God I've seen this..... hmmm |
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