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Re: by JohnieWalker(m): 6:11pm On May 26, 2016
iLegend:
KashyBaby it seems we've met in either Arena or Attica. I can't really recall. Have you been to those c.ubs?
bro pls can you send me the books you listed on the other thread to my mail....eltido3010@gmail.com...
Re: by Nobody: 6:24pm On May 26, 2016
Boss, forward the ESCOF to my mail let me join it to my HEADERS GAME. I'm a big fan of Neil Strauss too. rd.captain@yahoo.com
Re: by Sparkles003(f): 6:26pm On May 26, 2016
All this hassles just to prove to yourself that your immune to facially fine girls.

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Re: by Cannonleo(m): 6:37pm On May 26, 2016
iLegend:


Cajuns is a spirit. I watched a video from Mystery where Cajun did a club game. His confidence is on the same level with Obama.

I won't upload ESCOF. I'll forward it to individual mails. If the ladies know this it means our powers will diminish.

I don't want refiner to lay her hands on it. She's a good-bad girl!

Mean? No o! Except you're referring to the mean in Mathematics! Then yes.



cannonleo@hotmail.com please do upload thanks in advance bro and please do add a link where I can get the book downloaded in pdf
Re: by Generalkorex(m): 6:52pm On May 26, 2016
refiner:
...your name ring a bell!...
but can't fathom how I knew you....gracious enough to remind me?
make i remind u. Na d avenger guy wey dey terrorise u 4 2016 jamb thread be dat.
Re: by Odunharry(m): 6:54pm On May 26, 2016
iLegend ma nigga..
no spill everything make this babes kn..
Re: by Jlakeside: 6:58pm On May 26, 2016
refiner:

...your name ring a bell!...

but can't fathom how I knew you....gracious enough to remind me?
J of the lake side from education.. But leave all these vocabs your typing.. Hope you've gotten admission to your desire school?.. I missed you and you have my backing on Miss NL, On ONE CONDITION, we must fück each other.. DEAL?
Re: by lodphil(m): 7:31pm On May 26, 2016
My guy abeg send the precious key to philchidi99@gmail.com
Re: by Brestar(f): 7:51pm On May 26, 2016
Come on, We'all know this is fiction... Great Write up tho.
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Re: by Djboosting: 8:53pm On May 26, 2016
iLegend:


Fiction? It doesn't exist in my dictionary. I have a lot of stories to write about. Right now there's a story going on.

A girl in my room (now) has been here for 4 hours showing all the green-lights, but I'm acting as if I didn't notice. She ain't my girlfriend and I have no girlfriend. She's cute as usual.

From bed she asked me if my floor is clean and I said yes. She lied on the floor. Now she's complaining on cold. I gave her something to cover herself. She asked me what the time is and I said 8:30PM. When she's tired na only she go waka go.

I have pressed three of her ESCOF mumu buttons. So she's my little puppet, but I ain't gonna harm her.

If you're a lesb!an and you want her come and collect her.

Lol.. That feeling of flipping the whole game around and make her do the chasing..

A trick from Julio Caesar..

You're good. cool .. I love it when I see guys live this sh¡t and be the one acting rather than re-acting to her.

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Re: by Brestar(f): 8:53pm On May 26, 2016

While alighting from the vehicle my NYSC cap fell down. She saw it and looked at me like, "oh! You're a corper", and I winked at her like, " oh! I'm Korede Bello." Those kinda "I know what you want winks." Then


Korede Bello Popular in 2012? See why I said its fiction iLegend?

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Re: by Nobody: 8:55pm On May 26, 2016

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Re: by Nobody: 9:00pm On May 26, 2016
iLegend:


Nice one. Please don't pressed it too hard before she gets addicted.

If you press them too hard, after breakups and some years gone, she'll still come back to you; saying you're the only one who truly knows her. Be warned! ESCOF is dangerous.

The problem is that she's married Lready.

She married late 2 years but won't allow me.
Re: by Djboosting: 9:00pm On May 26, 2016
iLegend:


Fiction? It doesn't exist in my dictionary. I have a lot of stories to write about. Right now there's a story going on.

A girl in my room (now) has been here for 4 hours showing all the green-lights, but I'm acting as if I didn't notice. She ain't my girlfriend and I have no girlfriend. She's cute as usual.

***.

Leave 'em alone, they'll claim it's not working on them simply because they're reading.. But eventually when it's being acted out with them during the interaction, they are lost in the playful feeling..

Lol..

No need proving anything, bruv..

What women say they want and what they actually want are two entirely different things..

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Re: by Jorussia(m): 9:10pm On May 26, 2016
iLegend:


I was thinking of not replying her, but something just pushed me to cuz others might think what she's thinking. System guys know whatam sayin'.
bros send me the code.make i learn something new.
Re: by refiner(f): 9:16pm On May 26, 2016
Generalkorex:
make i remind u. Na d avenger guy wey dey terrorise u 4 2016 jamb thread be dat.
shockedshocked...seriously?...
u self!...how do u still remember him?undecided
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Re: by refiner(f): 9:21pm On May 26, 2016
Jlakeside:

J of the lake side from education.. But leave all these vocabs your typing.. Hope you've gotten admission to your desire school?.. I missed you and you have my backing on Miss NL, On ONE CONDITION, we must fück each other.. DEAL?
....oh!..now I remember you!

my one time enemy....

sweety... I don't need your backing,...you've not changed yet!...

u need Jesus aswear..undecided
Re: by Nobody: 9:22pm On May 26, 2016
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Re: by Generalkorex(m): 9:26pm On May 26, 2016
refiner:

shockedshocked...seriously?...
u self!...how do u still remember him?undecided
lol na my guy na
Re: by Generalkorex(m): 9:34pm On May 26, 2016
iLegend:


Nice one. Please don't pressed it too hard before she gets addicted.

If you press them too hard, after breakups and some years gone, she'll still come back to you; saying you're the only one who truly knows her. Be warned! ESCOF is dangerous.
sharpboymekorex@gmail.com
as a sharp nigga na.make my sharpness increase .
#wink
Re: by lexaydfg(m): 9:36pm On May 26, 2016
I will like to learn sth new..... Send to: ayokanmialex@gmail.com
Re: by rhymxkid(m): 10:20pm On May 26, 2016
iLegend:
I'm thinking of how we can restrict women from reading these stories. When they know you have these skills it takes the fun away. They'll think you're a player (soccer) and you're not being yourself; when actually you're your advance self.

breh!! pls do drop it here rhymxbreather@gmail.com... ESCOF ti takeover... thank you in advance ...*take one crate of legend*
Re: by Ademolaononuga: 11:11pm On May 26, 2016
pls bro take Russia and speed take land me the ESCOF stuff inside my mail.box and PDF links of the books you just yan.

Caanot wait really. I like your poise and character at aiming at these daughters of Eve. They are our best conquered territory.

My e-mail is: ademolaononuga@gmail.com.

Thanks.
Re: by Mcslize: 1:29am On May 27, 2016
JohnieWalker:

bro pls can you send me the books you listed on the other thread to my mail....eltido3010@gmail.com...

Have just bought the books online. Self development should not be joked with. I will send them to you for a token just in case you need them, they are listed below:

1. Double Your dating by David DeAngelo

2. Fractionation Formula by Derek Rake

3. Secrets Of Seduction by Eon Louis And David Copeland

4. Comedy Writing Secrets by Mel Helitzer

5. The 48 Laws Of Power by Robert Greene

6. The Mystery Method ( How to put beautiful women under your spell)

7. The art of seduction by Robert Greene.

Purchased them online. Will forward the 7 to you for a token if interested. Reason because they ain't met to be given out free so as not to abuse them. These are treasures.

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Re: by kvngveektour(m): 4:50am On May 27, 2016
Sparkles003:
All this hassles just to prove to yourself that your immune to facially fine girls.


EggXactly
Re: by Nobody: 4:56am On May 27, 2016

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