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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by dammieight(m): 6:34pm On May 26, 2016
7: Beans grin

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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by banme1(m): 6:34pm On May 26, 2016
What of amala ati ewedu.

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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by Skmoda360(m): 6:34pm On May 26, 2016
NigeriaKitchen:
The perfect dress, the perfect hairdo, face on fleek and bringing your A-game and then out of the blues some spinach stuck in between your teeth ruins what should have been a perfect evening!

Food is important and here are 6 things you should totally avoid on a first date!

1) Spaghetti!
Most people can't eat spaghetti without a slurp and that slurp splatters sauce all over your mouth and chest not to mention ruining your makeup. Forget that romantic scene from Disney's 'the Lady and the tramp', spaghetti is not romantic food!

2) Draw soup
A favorite among Nigerians and guaranteed to leave a mark. Okra, ogbona or mixed, anything that leaves a trail from your plate to your mouth should be avoided at all costs!

3) Shawarma
Show me a person that can finish a whole Shawarma without making a mess and I'll show you the real MVP! Most people can't manage this small feat which is why Shawarma is a no-no!

4) Suya
Suya is delicious and not at all messy so you must be wondering why it's on the list, well it isn't the Suya per se, it's the onions that go with the suya. Most people can't eat Suya without munching on the onions and onions are almost as famous as garlic for giving bad breath. Bad breath does not a great first date make! So say no to suya please!!!

5) Food with lots of garlic
Thankfully a lot of restaurants include the ingredients for each dish in the menu. Garlic oozes from your pores not to mention giving you bad breath. I don't have to emphasize staying away, it's for your own good!

6) Experimental food
Any food that you have never eaten before is not fair game for a first date please! A number of things could go wrong. I know a girl who ordered calamari on a first date because it looked fancy and ended up in the ER with anaphylactic shock. Even if you don't get allergies, you just may hate it and have to pretend to love it to save face or there may be a certain way that sort of food is eaten. Avoid the embarrassment, stick to the familiar!

Your first date isn't the time to show him what an unrepentant foodie you are, if you can't eat it without making a mess then pretend it isn't on the menu!

Culled from: Nigeriakitchen

so true @op

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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by sanity12(m): 6:35pm On May 26, 2016
mysticgal:
Which one we go come chop na
see qus.....chop prick na

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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by deebrain(m): 6:35pm On May 26, 2016
mysticgal:
Which one we go come chop na


Meat pie and and a cold plastic bottle of coke.


Thank me later.

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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by d2ddayo(m): 6:35pm On May 26, 2016
ewa agonyi right
Darkseid:
You can always go with the usual rice and beans.

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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by Jorussia(m): 6:37pm On May 26, 2016
Kachisbarbie:
wareva mehn.
I ordered pounded yam and afang soup once at R&R restaurant Uyo, that's because they didn't have my all time favourite AKPU/FUFU.

When the waitress came with the swallow and a plate of rice (she wasn't the one that took the order), she placed the swallow in front of the guy...and we started laughing grin.
I told her, please gimme my pounded yam mbok, it is for me... angry
that's a nice one from you.Although. i hardly eat cooked food outside my home,i love ladies who are nv shy of their African heritage.Let me add that you are a very beautiful lady.

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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by Nobody: 6:37pm On May 26, 2016
On my 1st date with my girl, i eat draw soup which is my favourites. And she was happy watching me eat for d 1st time. Till date she kip on sayin she loved the way i eat d draw soup.

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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by Figs(m): 6:38pm On May 26, 2016
mysticgal:
Which one we go come chop na
u can say,'thank u,i dnt feel lyk eatin'

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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by Emmahunk(m): 6:39pm On May 26, 2016
Perfect dress, perfect hairdo etc, wow how romantic but do we really do 'dates ' in Nigeria?
An average Nigerian girl is not interested in really hanging out for a dinner date but will busy thinking of how much money you will give her.
On the other hand, our men hardly have time to appreciate your lovely evening gown, painstaking makeup, polished manners. Right on their minds is how to take her to bed without much resistance.
It's so bad that if you ask an average Nigerian girl, "hey, can I have the honor of having dinner with you?" The answer you will get is most likely to be, "am I sleeping?"
Guess it's all about the money these days

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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by FTBOY: 6:41pm On May 26, 2016
how is it my business if she dents her clothes with the food i bought for her? undecided my main target is to fvck that pvssy after all expenses..

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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by FTBOY: 6:46pm On May 26, 2016
Kachisbarbie:
wareva mehn.
I ordered pounded yam and afang soup once at R&R restaurant Uyo, that's because they didn't have my all time favourite AKPU/FUFU.

When the waitress came with the swallow and a plate of rice (she wasn't the one that took the order), she placed the swallow in front of the guy...and we started laughing grin.
I told her, please gimme my pounded yam mbok, it is for me... angry
and you still ate it.. undecided

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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by Nobody: 6:46pm On May 26, 2016
Jorussia:
that's a nice one from you.Although. i hardly eat cooked food outside my home,i love ladies who are nv shy of their African heritage.Let me add that you are a very beautiful lady.
I rarely eat out too, but if I must_ it has to be swallow...pounded yam/fufu or semovita, I don't eat eba. My system finds it easier to tolerate a badly cooked soup than a badly cooked rice or pasta.

When I had an appendix operation, my doctor begged me to stay off akpu. My brother, that was the most trying period of my life cry.
Thanks for the compliment smiley.

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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by Seeeeeeee: 6:49pm On May 26, 2016
Kachisbarbie:
wareva mehn.
I ordered pounded yam and afang soup once at R&R restaurant Uyo, that's because they didn't have my all time favourite AKPU/FUFU.

When the waitress came with the swallow and a plate of rice (she wasn't the one that took the order), she placed the swallow in front of the guy...and we started laughing grin.
I told her, please gimme my pounded yam mbok, it is for me... angry
Ama nam ya ofon!

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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by shilz(f): 7:01pm On May 26, 2016
I can handle draw soup even with my nails fixed,I am good like that.shawama will b my only problem there.
Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by PreciousBro: 7:12pm On May 26, 2016
Wait i don't understand. What brand of Nigerian guys are we talking about because i really don't have a problem with whatever you order for.

I even want you to order food that requires raw hands to eat for anxiety abolishment hence easier bonding. grin

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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by Tonymegabush1(m): 7:15pm On May 26, 2016
Mayb dey sud start orderin 4 beans instead 4 growin reason
Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by ajalawole(m): 7:18pm On May 26, 2016
Any girl that wont take garri and groundnut with u on a first date in this hard times............................ Then............................


















She can't be trusted in the future ;DAny girl that wont take garri and groundnut with u on a first day in this hard time............................


















She can't be trusted in the future
Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by leahcimzil: 7:21pm On May 26, 2016
shogz89:
just pure water is enough you know
lmao wicked

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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by bisi16(m): 7:21pm On May 26, 2016
What d ef happened to "being urself"?
Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by mysticgal(f): 7:31pm On May 26, 2016
shogz89:
just pure water is enough you know
No e nova reach like that undecided

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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by Marvinspeed(m): 7:39pm On May 26, 2016
Lol

This reminds me of a cruch whom I thought was "Behind". She ordered pounded yam with vegetable soup, sadly she literally licked the plate lipsrsealed no jokes
My heart crushed sad
Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by Darkseid(m): 7:47pm On May 26, 2016
d2ddayo:
ewa agonyi right
Nope, white rice and stew with boiled beans. cool cool
Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by Nobody: 7:50pm On May 26, 2016
That's how I took one babe to Kakanfo Inn Restaurant at Joyce B, off Ring Road Ibadan. This happened during my university days and this babe was roaming about when I quickly hayajed (chanced) her in school after my lectures. I asked to take her out there and then and she agreed. We got to Kakanfo Inn Restaurant which happened to be my best thanks to my Dad. She was given the menu and the waiter took her order. She ordered for one kind of spaghetti and sauce, when the waiter brought it, My fellow NLanders, come and see falling of hand. This girl couldn't eat what she ordered, she didn't even know the what she ordered. Her order was N5,000. Funny thing. I wasn't angry, I was just amused. Till we finished from that school, shame dey catch am every where wey she see me. Babe if u r reading this, I was never angry o! It was just a funny scene! Still dey burst my head till date! grin

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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by ddjay: 8:18pm On May 26, 2016
NigeriaKitchen:
The perfect dress, the perfect hairdo, face on fleek and bringing your A-game and then out of the blues some spinach stuck in between your teeth ruins what should have been a perfect evening!

Food is important and here are 6 things you should totally avoid on a first date!

1) Spaghetti!
Most people can't eat spaghetti without a slurp and that slurp splatters sauce all over your mouth and chest not to mention ruining your makeup. Forget that romantic scene from Disney's 'the Lady and the tramp', spaghetti is not romantic food!

2) Draw soup
A favorite among Nigerians and guaranteed to leave a mark. Okra, ogbona or mixed, anything that leaves a trail from your plate to your mouth should be avoided at all costs!

3) Shawarma
Show me a person that can finish a whole Shawarma without making a mess and I'll show you the real MVP! Most people can't manage this small feat which is why Shawarma is a no-no!

4) Suya
Suya is delicious and not at all messy so you must be wondering why it's on the list, well it isn't the Suya per se, it's the onions that go with the suya. Most people can't eat Suya without munching on the onions and onions are almost as famous as garlic for giving bad breath. Bad breath does not a great first date make! So say no to suya please!!!

5) Food with lots of garlic
Thankfully a lot of restaurants include the ingredients for each dish in the menu. Garlic oozes from your pores not to mention giving you bad breath. I don't have to emphasize staying away, it's for your own good!

6) Experimental food
Any food that you have never eaten before is not fair game for a first date please! A number of things could go wrong. I know a girl who ordered calamari on a first date because it looked fancy and ended up in the ER with anaphylactic shock. Even if you don't get allergies, you just may hate it and have to pretend to love it to save face or there may be a certain way that sort of food is eaten. Avoid the embarrassment, stick to the familiar!

Your first date isn't the time to show him what an unrepentant foodie you are, if you can't eat it without making a mess then pretend it isn't on the menu!

Culled from: Nigeriakitchen

Beans, whether the porridge, with yam or with dodo should be avoided because of fating

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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by aalangel(f): 8:19pm On May 26, 2016
NigeriaKitchen:
The perfect dress, the perfect hairdo, face on fleek and bringing your A-game and then out of the blues some spinach stuck in between your teeth ruins what should have been a perfect evening!

Food is important and here are 6 things you should totally avoid on a first date!

1) Spaghetti!
Most people can't eat spaghetti without a slurp and that slurp splatters sauce all over your mouth and chest not to mention ruining your makeup. Forget that romantic scene from Disney's 'the Lady and the tramp', spaghetti is not romantic food!

2) Draw soup
A favorite among Nigerians and guaranteed to leave a mark. Okra, ogbona or mixed, anything that leaves a trail from your plate to your mouth should be avoided at all costs!

3) Shawarma
Show me a person that can finish a whole Shawarma without making a mess and I'll show you the real MVP! Most people can't manage this small feat which is why Shawarma is a no-no!

4) Suya
Suya is delicious and not at all messy so you must be wondering why it's on the list, well it isn't the Suya per se, it's the onions that go with the suya. Most people can't eat Suya without munching on the onions and onions are almost as famous as garlic for giving bad breath. Bad breath does not a great first date make! So say no to suya please!!!

5) Food with lots of garlic
Thankfully a lot of restaurants include the ingredients for each dish in the menu. Garlic oozes from your pores not to mention giving you bad breath. I don't have to emphasize staying away, it's for your own good!

6) Experimental food
Any food that you have never eaten before is not fair game for a first date please! A number of things could go wrong. I know a girl who ordered calamari on a first date because it looked fancy and ended up in the ER with anaphylactic shock. Even if you don't get allergies, you just may hate it and have to pretend to love it to save face or there may be a certain way that sort of food is eaten. Avoid the embarrassment, stick to the familiar!

Your first date isn't the time to show him what an unrepentant foodie you are, if you can't eat it without making a mess then pretend it isn't on the menu!

Culled from: Nigeriakitchen


Your list is for fake people and fake relationships because if they're serious, one day, they'll get to eat all those. Me? Try to impress a man Mtcheww!!

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Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by Owliver(m): 8:28pm On May 26, 2016
nna I don suffer for this universe. I work hard to make money I wan chop am now someone go dey look weda e dey stain my mouth?


ta lo raye gbogbo oshi yen.
Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by OLUJOSHINS(m): 8:33pm On May 26, 2016
Kachisbarbie:
wareva mehn.
I ordered pounded yam and afang soup once at R&R restaurant Uyo, that's because they didn't have my all time favourite AKPU/FUFU.

When the waitress came with the swallow and a plate of rice (she wasn't the one that took the order), she placed the swallow in front of the guy...and we started laughing grin.
I told her, please gimme my pounded yam mbok, it is for me... angry


Mmokom oooo
Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by shogz89: 9:02pm On May 26, 2016
mysticgal:

No e nova reach like that undecided
lol you fit chop Cain
Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by mysticgal(f): 9:35pm On May 26, 2016
shogz89:
lol you fit chop Cain
Lol no na cheesy
Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by professore(m): 9:59pm On May 26, 2016
this is okay
Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by Prechicliff(f): 10:57pm On May 26, 2016
chai..my love for shawarma

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