Yh guyz have u ever been caught while using vasline on ur joystick for pleasure.......mayb we can share some funny moment....it might not be funny for others sha.....let's go

u want some to start falling into temptation this night abi?

cruzita:
u want some to start falling into temptation this night abi?

no way!

cruzita:
u want some to start falling into temptation this night abi?

girls are allowed to cauz they re d main reasn for masturbating.....

cruzita:
u want some to start falling into temptation this night abi?

Wat ugly temptation

E be lyk say diz guy dn reach climax o

I don't do vasline

I caught a friend using dido sometime ago

i am very careful whenever i wanna self service and i don't do vaseline

Vaseline Naahh! Not My Thing.

Hadez:
I caught a friend using dido sometime ago

so what's d look on her face....at dt particular time she sees u ?

Hadez:
I caught a friend using dido sometime ago

so what's d look on her face....at dt particular time she sees u ?

Hadez:
I caught a friend using dido sometime ago

Liar!.... .. You have 7 demons o...

Opistorincos:
i am very careful whenever i wanna self service and i don't do vaseline

So wch one u dey do. Aboniki or engine oil?

Present....
Self service!!!

No body uses vaseline no more... Nivea extra smooth does the magic

BiafraBushBoy:
Present....

Self service!!!

Vaseline crew spotted!....

kratosonofzeus:
so what's d look on her face....at dt particular time she sees u ? :Dso what's d look on her face....at dt particular time she sees u ?

She was embarrassed by we laughed it out
Her bf traveled put of d country it was understandable

slyIsaac:

Liar!.... .. You have 7 demons o...

U r one of the demons thou

slyIsaac:
Vaseline crew spotted!....

Lwkmd...
Wetin man go do na
I masturbate while visualizing MONEY...
Nothing gets me turned on like Cash...

RadicallyBlunt:

So wch one u dey do. Aboniki or engine oil?

vegetable oil... dry squeezing sef make sense so forget vaseline

Opistorincos:


vegetable oil... dry squeezing sef make sense so forget vaseline

No wonder weh vegetable oil no dey last for house. Na everyday u dey do am?

Who uses Vaseline in this technology advanced age

RadicallyBlunt:

No wonder weh vegetable oil no dey last for house. Na everyday u dey do am?

no b say na one tin milk of veg oil i dey use per round na... on top ma toothpick D

Lemme just come and buy land

Opistorincos:


no b say na one tin milk of veg oil i dey use per round na... on top ma toothpick D

Lol that ya diick weh fit tear toto of world largest woman na him u dey call toothpick?

Where re my ladies

Hahahahah.... never never never

A friend of mine said this:- My best friend walked in on me masturbaing to Justin Timberlake when he was on SNL last year... she walked in, and apparently didn't know what I was doing (I was under the blankets) but I thought my guilty face said it all so I blurted out, "I'M MASTURBATING!" She looked me dead in the eye, shrugged, and said "let me know when you've finished" then walked out of my room and closed the door. She got me a Justin Timberlake calendar for Christmas.

sirjakez:
Hahahahah.... never never never

prof I hail o

RadicallyBlunt:

Lol that ya diick weh fit tear toto of world largest woman na him u dey call toothpick?

abeg o... no make nl ladies dy run away from me.... i dy find side chick

C diz crazy dude :
[–] cwstjnobbs 974 post 2min ago
My brother walked in on me once. And by that I mean he went and found my parents emergency spare key to my room and barged in demanding his turn with the modem. I spun around, cock in hand, and said, "Bleep off, I'm having a self-service", and my dad shouted up the stairs, "Leave your brother alone when he's floggin' it". He never barged in on me again.

Was untop the bed while doin it in a doggy way....was backing the door nd ma coz just banged in lyk she was 1 angelina jolie


I had to lie on the erected long big iron abt to spill milk and the tin cum feffer me lyk hell






P.S-no more vaseline naa..vaseline no dey succulent and yummy lyk ORORO