Yeah, surely i know whats on your jerky minds....and it's the thought that the thread is not supposed to be created by a male and it's unmanly right?...but i can assure you that most girls here don't really know what they are looking for in a man...this is not actually my kind of thing, so my main purpose of summoning courage to do this is because i 've come to realise based on my lil stay on nairaland, romance section precisely that some niggas here have a perfect and awesome personality offline...the thing is, if you are not hot on nairaland you can't stand the heat that will come to you....sometimes the heat might grow to the boiling point of about 100 degree celcius which is capable of melting any metal and turn them to alloy steel...so, most times these guys just act the opposite of their real character just to stay up and to keep their ego boosted....




Here you have them....




1.) Cutehector\donbenedict....bro, your wife will enjoy you...but my problem with you is, you mind what people talk about you too much...come on, be yourself man...i know we are closed neighbours in ph




2.) STFUareugod,,,dunno if i get your moniker correctly...but, all i know is, this dude is a complete gentleman...upon say he fine, he still dey humble to the extend of opening a thread for people to jugdge his attitude on here...i give you respect bro ...keep the good work...




3.) Tosyn2much....this guy no know say i like am....well, follow his threads and bashings of females on here @your own peril...like i stated earlier, some of em put up this act just to appear over humourous and keep their shoulders high....you hardly see him engage in e rumbles...he maybe sounding stingy to girls, but hin type naim give woman money pass...above all, he has a good heart, and he's always open and real ..




4) Smellymouth....no need to talk too much about this my campaign manager....he's fun, loving, caring., does not bear grudges...never a dull moment with him, you can attest to this na ...you bash him and he will give you a meme that will make you laugh and forget that you have a departmental exam with course code mec311, adavance strength of material by 9am....




5). Lalasticlala...you surprise ba?...he's a supermod but he hardly bans people in case you know, he's not been the one banning you....don't ask me how i know cos i know, and thats why you cant help tagging his moniker cos he's not the only mod...




Ok, synopses....


Now, those attitudes i mention above is not 100% guarantee that they must be a perfect husband material...like i stated earlier, it's based on my own judgement...so, the thread is open for critizism and counters....i know we still have some good personas here, but these ones must 've used 1% to overthrow you,,,just keep being good...



So, nairaland girls,,,there you have em, if i were you, i 'll make the right choice today to avoid bitting and gnashing of teeth and "had i knows",

Hahaha. I'd rather marry a tree!

Some of them are good guys though

Behold my son, in him I am well pleased



Listen to him

DonnaCorleone:
Hahaha. I'd rather marry a tree!

Some of them are good guys though

tree cannor grow money na..

Over the years i've learnt that "talk is cheap". Shout out to all these "do what i say, don't do what i do people". Most people who preach decency don't practice what they preach.

How do you know the super mod doesnt ban monickers?
Does banning which is his duty anyway, make him a non material?

Thread is weird since being nice on the net has not made anyone a good spouse.

they rewrite history...Goon i dont believe in yesterday

I think Airsultan should be part ..



Abi Airsultan wetin u think?

Cutehector:
tree cannor grow money na..

The paper it's printed on is a tree-source, so yeah indirectly, money does grow on trees

What is cutehector doing there biko?

ErnieSmallzz:
I think [colour=purple]Airsultan[/colour] should be part ..



Abi Airsultan wetin u think?

so he is ur boyfwend ryt?

dollyjoy:
What is cutehector doing there biko?

yesterday I wished u a happy birthday after ignoring our beef, as childish as u are, u neva even for once thought to at least say thanks...


Pitiable..

DonnaCorleone:
Hahaha. I'd rather marry a tree!

Some of them are good guys though

Marry a tree?,,,hmm, your choice tho.

lalasticlala will be killing snakes for his wife

DonnaCorleone:


The paper it's printed on is a tree-source, so yeah indirectly, money does grow on trees

ok what of the other "thing"


Does it grow on trees too?

Cutehector:
Behold my son, in him I am well pleased



Listen to him

You are welcome...but you never baptise me na

If I marry someone like number 4, there'll never be a dull moment! Dude's damn funny and I like them funny!

firstking01:
You are welcome...but you never baptise me na

will u like to be bapized with water, fire, or henessy?

Cutehector:
so he is ur boyfwend ryt?

, no o i just tink d post fits im..


Now u making me feel bad 4 mentioning him .. Is it a sin 2 say my mind..

Air.sultan dnt worry, d post doesn't fit u again *leaves thread*

unapapadeycraze:
Over the years i've learnt that "talk is cheap". Shout out to all these "do what i say, don't do what i do people". Most people who preach decency don't practice what they preach.

And i beg to agree with you boss

ErnieSmallzz:
, no o i just tink d post fits im..


Now u making me feel bad 4 mentioning him .. Is it a sin 2 say my mind..

Air.sultan dnt worry, d post doesn't fit u again *leaves thread*

Awww.. u have a crush for him.. Awwwww.. so adorable..


Airsultan, dnt break her heart!

firstking01:
Marry a tree?,,,hmm, your choice tho.

It's an IN thing to marry a tree now, didn't you know? Many Mrs Oaks roaming about.

pucelle:
Only stfuareyouGod and smellymouth should be on that list

does guys are humility personified

because u want houseboys to be washing ur pant for u rhai?

Where is MrCork?

He should be number one.

2dice01:
they rewrite history...Goon i dont believe in yesterday

your making a good history today depends on the kind of foundation you layed yestaday.

Chai ayaf die, smh, no b only crush na lust ...

Cutehector:
Awww.. u have a crush for him.. Awwwww.. so adorable..


Airsultan, dnt break her heart!

ErnieSmallzz:
I think Airsultan should be part ..



Abi Airsultan wetin u think?

Hmmm, ok he's noted.

Cutehector:
ok what of the other "thing"


Does it grow on trees too?

You mean a "woody"? Sounds like a tree source too

Cutehector:
yesterday I wished u a happy birthday after ignoring our beef, as childish as u are, u neva even for once thought to at least say thanks...


Pitiable..

I said a general thank you Hector,check the thread.


Which beef? We quarrel before

pucelle:

Humility does not equate docility donbenedict

any lady that ends with does guys is very lucky

so u saying any man dat washes his woman's pant is docile ryt? gives her microphone to say "yes"