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Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 11:23am On May 27, 2016 |
Am so frustrated this days, konji is holding me captive and i don't know how to free myself.. I can't concentrate anymore and my bamboo have developed a brain of its own..This days whenever it sees a pretty lady,it will start a tug of war with my zip and will always win leavin all my trousers with a broken zip.. There was a time i try holding it down and the thing bit me and my pocket tore.. The worryin part is that i can now see beyond the female clothing.my eyesight so powerful Whenever a lady walk past me, all i see is their full unclothedness with their soft yummy..Even on nairaland, through pictures iv seen most ladies unclothedness..Example: kashybaby, naughtynaughty, prettythicksme,ginaz,berlyn et al.. Am now worried as my eyesight still does the same in church and at work.. How can i overcome this? only sensible reply...Thanks 1 Like |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 11:26am On May 27, 2016 |
doctorkush: Royalblak007 won't like this one... |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by alberto2k(m): 11:26am On May 27, 2016 |
Make a hole in your wall, the size of ur dick and drill it till ur balls starts dripping blood! Hediot! 1 Like |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by feran15(m): 11:27am On May 27, 2016 |
Cut it off |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 11:29am On May 27, 2016 |
funny how you posted something with no sense and you want "only sensible replies" Good luck with that |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by maxwelloweezy(m): 11:29am On May 27, 2016 |
Every spirit of doggy die!!! 1 Like |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 11:30am On May 27, 2016 |
KashyBaby:am sorry, it aint my fault...I can't just stop seein. |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 11:31am On May 27, 2016 |
Busheeet!.. Fvcktard! |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by RoyalBlak007: 11:32am On May 27, 2016 |
doctorkush:
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Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 11:38am On May 27, 2016 |
RoyalBlak007:Ok...I get it...Im blind now...Oh!I just got hit by a vehicle...*memory loss*...Can't remember anything on kashybaby at blak in suit... |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by jimmyolasun: 11:59am On May 27, 2016 |
doctorkush, you ought to be struck by high voltage for this post...Lol... So you seen the nurses own too..and your malee..Wait, don't tell me you seen yemi' also... |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Emperessnaughty(f): 12:03pm On May 27, 2016 |
doctorkush:uve seen my unclothenes keh? How? Is dis one high ? |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Flexherbal(m): 12:06pm On May 27, 2016 |
Go and get married. |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 12:09pm On May 27, 2016 |
jimmyolasun:You craze.No mention my malee. And naa you be sango wey go strike me?Well yemi' own..umm..Make i no talk..before you go commit suicide.. |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 12:13pm On May 27, 2016 |
Emperessnaughty:Yes sweet@,am high on kush.. You got a pretty nice body with a firm breast i suppose.*only if i feel them i can confirm*, your skin well toned and your beautifully created.. With nice eyeballs. |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 12:15pm On May 27, 2016 |
op, U must be high on cow menstrual fluid or cheese ball .. No offense !! |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Emperessnaughty(f): 12:17pm On May 27, 2016 |
Airsultan pls come interpret for me doctorkush: |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 12:21pm On May 27, 2016 |
doctorkush:warris dis? |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by jimmyolasun: 12:21pm On May 27, 2016 |
doctorkush:eh! |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 1:08pm On May 27, 2016 |
prettythicksme:what did u see? |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 1:09pm On May 27, 2016 |
Emperessnaughty:Eh! |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Emperessnaughty(f): 1:28pm On May 27, 2016 |
doctorkush:kush Doctor .. How many wraps do u finish in a day |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 2:01pm On May 27, 2016 |
doctorkush:I dont even understand wat u wrote |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 2:44pm On May 27, 2016 |
Emperessnaughty:can't say...Just till my eyelids refuse to raise.. |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 3:42pm On May 27, 2016 |
alberto2k:oh! Bro you did that and it worked? Damn.... |
Re: Help! Konji Has Given Me Super Power. by Nobody: 8:50pm On May 27, 2016 |
Empressnaughty:i was trying hard to decipher the jigaboo he wrote.. I eventually gave up, it ain't worth it.. I'm out. |
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