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Re: by Nobody: 6:06am On May 27, 2016
iLegend:


Please remain small Egg for me. I heard fowls are not smiling! We should probably blame it on Buhari. What do you think? Nevermind.

pls send me the ESCOF code.
cderulo@gmail.com
Re: by Dexema(m): 7:21am On May 27, 2016
iLegend:


Hahahaha gbad man!
Well they say "curiosity killed the cat" but on second thought I'm not a cat, abeg help me send the da vinci code to fakoredeoluwasegun@gmail.com
Re: by blessedvisky(m): 7:42am On May 27, 2016
Victoragevsky@gmail.com. Send d escof keys bro
Re: by moski5(m): 7:47am On May 27, 2016
Mcslize:


Have just bought the books online. Self development should not be joked with. I will send them to you for a token just in case you need them, they are listed below:

1. Double Your dating by David DeAngelo

2. Fractionation Formula by Derek Rake

3. Secrets Of Seduction by Eon Louis And David Copeland

4. Comedy Writing Secrets by Mel Helitzer

5. The 48 Laws Of Power by Robert Greene

6. The Mystery Method ( How to put beautiful women under your spell)

7. The art of seduction by Robert Greene.

Purchased them online. Will forward the 7 to you for a token if interested. Reason because they ain't met to be given out free so as not to abuse them. These are treasures.

these books r free online joor
Re: by bassette(m): 8:21am On May 27, 2016
Pls do me this ESCOF...need it chucbassey@gmail.com
Re: by Mcslize: 9:01am On May 27, 2016
moski5:

these books r free online joor
OK go and get them.
Re: by ako1tse: 9:58am On May 27, 2016
PLEASE SEND ME THE ESCOF BUTTONS TO MY MAIL......yaovichristopher@hotmail.com
Re: by dandyspak: 10:54am On May 27, 2016
Badest guy! Abeg send me the escof code. Dandisonabbey@gmail.com
Re: by Generalkorex(m): 11:23am On May 27, 2016
iLegend:


Please remain small Egg for me. I heard fowls are not smiling! We should probably blame it on Buhari. What do you think? Nevermind.
i never c alert o.
sharpboymekorex@gmail.com
Re: by marcusagrippa(m): 12:20pm On May 27, 2016
iLegend, abge send the ish to oluwatunmise12@yahoo.com
Re: by lawrykings(m): 12:40pm On May 27, 2016
ESCOF pls. Isaacenemaabel@gmail.com
Re: by lordfalcao(m): 1:36pm On May 27, 2016
ilegend I think you list the escof here. people will start flooding emails wish will result to scam tomorrow.
I think you should share the code here because even if this gals see it today,they will forget it tomorrow. use it on them it will still fucking WORK.
Also not all gals are on Nairaland so I don't see reason we should hide the code.
Re: by caleb4life(m): 3:46pm On May 27, 2016
Calebnwadavid009@gmail.com.Am interested in these buttons.
Re: by larrymic4u: 4:14pm On May 27, 2016
Nice one ilegend Abeg Send the ESCOF code :larrymic4u@yahoo.com
Re: by Bawsse(m): 5:30pm On May 27, 2016
iLegend:


Please remain small Egg for me. I heard fowls are not smiling! We should probably blame it on Buhari. What do you think? Nevermind.


Kindly send the Holy grail.... Oh I mean, escof code to bossanems@gmail.com tnx
Re: by james0560: 7:22pm On May 27, 2016
pls send me the ESCOF key too.... my email: adekunlejames98@gmail.com
Re: by james0560: 7:23pm On May 27, 2016
pls send me the ESCOF key too.... my email: adekunlejames98@gmail.com
Re: by mooremedia: 8:34pm On May 27, 2016
blessedvisky:


Abeg where is d escof keys.
haha abeg tell us the Escof keys oooo
somebody wan die for here.
Re: by mhiztarromeo(m): 12:07am On May 28, 2016
Mhiztarromeo@Gmail.Com
Re: by free37: 12:14am On May 28, 2016
Hmm...
Re: by Futureviz: 2:31am On May 29, 2016
iLegend:
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master iLegend u are just too good in dis game abeg ma email okoronumber1@gmail.com
Re: by Djboosting: 1:26pm On May 30, 2016
iLegend:


I'll rent the hotel room for you guys!

As much as I enjoyed the story, there's ONE important thing I think every guy here should take note of: it is actually not the whole technique you used on her that created the chase-me attraction..

But the powerful indifference and carefree-ness behind it..

The "I-don't-care-if-I-sleep-with-you-or-not"..

All the girl sees contextually is the fact that you DON'T need anything from her.
You're just interacting with her to have fun and not to sleep with her..

Every dude in the house should note this and start Self-entertaining..

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Re: by Olaoluwa66(m): 1:59pm On May 30, 2016
Ilegend. send the ESCOF rules. thanks. Olaoluebenezer66@gmail.com
Re: by iceberylin(m): 7:52pm On May 30, 2016
iLegend:
PART 6

Now, I'm beginning to think about her a lot. I truly need to bleep or at least kiss her before her marriage. I just can't help it. What's your take?

Maybe she isn't getting married just using ya mumu button... It's all Good tho wink
Re: by Nobody: 10:25pm On May 30, 2016
Brestar:


Korede Bello Popular in 2012? See why I said its fiction iLegend?

bae, u have got solid a point, now i'm begining to doubt the story too
Re: by Nobody: 11:56am On May 31, 2016
Re: by blessedvisky(m): 3:43pm On Jun 02, 2016
refiner:


shockedshocked...seriously?...

u self!...how do u still remember him?undecided

Hi refiner. When is miss NL competition coming up?
Re: by refiner(f): 4:05pm On Jun 02, 2016
blessedvisky:

Hi refiner. When is miss NL competition coming up?
....sweeety,it's yet to be announced...
good day dear!
Re: by blessedvisky(m): 6:36am On Jun 03, 2016
refiner:


....sweeety,it's yet to be announced...

good day dear!
Hmm OK. I believe you're one of the contestants. Pls do you mind telling this naive little lad why you are contesting?
Re: by MRKELS1983(m): 7:04am On Jun 06, 2016
Hey ilegend plss send me the ESCOF write up
orji_kc@yahoo.com
Re: by lacasera14(m): 8:11am On Jun 06, 2016
Op this things can't work for all girls that's the issue. some girls can be so stubborn for Africa, some find it difficult to understand humor talk more laughing you'll just be laboring in vain and the worst part is that you really like this dumb, dry and boring girl
Re: by Ugole2013(m): 5:41pm On Jun 06, 2016
iLegend:
PART 3

So, I confidently looked her in the eye with a smile and a bad boy squeeze and asked her where she'll alight, and she said Yenagoa. I knew I wasn't gonna get to Yenagoa, so I started gaming her.


what if she didn't answer the question"where she'll alight" or she out rightly refused to talk to you, what will be your next step or action.

Our bodies were touching each others, so I accused her of molesting me and she looked surprised and laughed. Even the other girl (feeling jealous by my right) bursted into laughter and later composed herself. I'm the man here, so I didn't laugh.

She asked me where Am I from and I said ------- State. I asked her she said ------- State.

She asked what I'm coming here to do. I said I came to recruit an armed robbery group and if she wants to join. She laughed and laughed. This time the other girl managed to compose herself and kept quiet. I knew she was enjoying our conversation. People at the front seat turned to take a glimpse of who's talking.

She asked me which school I'm in and I said, "primary 5", but will soon be in primary 6 by next year. She bursted into laughter again and started beating me. I told her to stop undressing me that everybody is watching. I'm not ready for sex yet, and I'm a virgin. Then,

...to be continued.

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