Ever tried to observe how people react when they bump into two people having a go at each other? I have seen a couple of online fight videos lately(that explains how I know) and its just funny how the other people, not initially involved in the fight, react in totally different ways. So I have compiled a list of what I think are 10 different people and what they would usually do when they see a fight.

Feel free to add yours, and if you can relate to any of these or know anyone who can, tag them here too and have fun.

I'm not sure this is the appropriate section but Mods can help.

Here are the 10 Kinds Of People You Would Find At A Fight Scene

1. THE AMEBO

These ones would be the first to see the fight and instead of trying to stop it, would run around to inform anyone in the vicinity about the fight hoping to rake up an audience.





UPDATE: I didn't realise I had made FP yet, and on my first Nairaland Thread for that matter. So I dedicate this thread to all my wonderful Nairalanders!
PS: Nairaland MODS! The word there on the topic was 'Fight' scene, why did you change it to 'Fighting' scene?

2. THE SELFIE ADDICT

These are the keyboard warriors who would take up their phones and take a selfie with the fighters in the background before anything else. All in a bid to feed their social media followers and friends. You find tags like, 'Walmart employees at it again', 'Taking a walk with boo when I saw these girls at each others necks', 'WORLD-STAR!'

3. THE NAIRALANDER

These types would quickly take photos with Nokia 3310 running on android OS and quickly rush to post it on Nairaland with titles like 'Two Popular Romancelanders fight over a girl in real life (photo)', 'Boy beaten mercilessly by Okada men for stealing Tomato in local market(video)', 'See what Buhari has caused: Fight at Filling Station Today (Graphic photos)'. As if that is not enough, they scream on Lalasticlala like they just found a snake.

my own na to look if na my guy dem dey play

4. THE SYMPATHISER

These types can weep more than the 'Daughters of Jerusalem'. They could actually stop the fight but they would rather stay by the side and wail.

Lol.

HateU2 dey two groups; The Amebos and The Nairalanders

5. THE FREE-FOR-ALL

That guy that has just lost a fortune on Nairabet and has been having a bad day ever since, then immediately spots a fight, doesn't even ask questions to know who was wrong but joins in to beat whoever he feels like or both. Not until he finds out one of the participants might be someone he knows.

6. THE SUPERHERO

A.k.a Spiderman/girl, these types like to show their Macho strength, everywhere they go they just have this gut feeling like it's up to them to save the day. They would actually see the fight and immediately make up their mind on who is being naughty or nice and try to save whoever they feel like. On most occasions, If a guy is the observer and it's women involved in a catfight, they save the prettier one, even if she is the only aggressor with an actual weapon.

7. THE DODGER

That one person that lives in the neighbourhood where fights are common. Walks in on yet another fight and turns the other way.

8. THE INSTIGATOR

These ones have been on your haters list for a long time (Common with females), they are jealous and praying to see you fall, the minute they find you in a fight they start cheering your opponent!

Lol funny

The spectator/Recorder

The Analyst.

The supporters club

The I don't care

The fight all you want...

Mmm......interesting.......that ackward moment you fight to show case ur strenght finish.....but reverse is the case as people wan separate una ....the person you fighting with rush dash you free open teeth.

9. THE SPECTATOR

These ones have just had a boring week and would do anything to stop anyone trying to separate the fight.

10. THE BACKUP

This is the one that walks in on his mate having a bout with a stranger. Instead of separating the fight, joins in to help their mate especially if they are getting beaten.

I was here

make i bend down day peep

Lmao, i do d numba's 8 &9 almost everyday wen i was in secSch . ...

My classmates can fyt 4 nigeria

So true o, used to be a spectator back in sec school, love watching people fight....u dare not separate a fight that am watching oooo...

BONUS: Final one

THE PEACEMAKER

This is usually someone of authority, like the police, military, clergy, trailer park chairman, or even the owner of the place where the fight is taking place, they usually are the last to arrive and when they do, the party is over.


Enjoy!

The list is never complete without the; 1. "Pervs" that take that opportunity to press br.easts.
2. Thieves.

ErnieSmallzz:
Lmao, i do d numba's 8 &9 almost everyday wen i was in secSch . ...

My classmates can fyt 4 nigeria

Lol, that would have been one fun school to be in.

Sexytemi:
So true o, used to be a spectator back in sec school, love watching people fight....u dare not separate a fight that am watching oooo...

Hope you had popcorn too

klassykute:
my own na to look if na my guy dem dey play

You are Fantastic No 10. The Backup dude.

Cavenchy:


Hope you had popcorn too

Lol, no o.....it was potato chips and Mr cream

juhan:
Lol funny

Which one are you? Tell us o!

Sexytemi:



Lol, no o.....it was potato chips and Mr cream

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Hero10001:
The list is never complete without the; 1. "Pervs" that take that opportunity to press br.easts.
2. Thieves.

Pervs? That's Hilarious, but thieves are indeed common.

SweetieConstie:

Omotayor123:
The spectator/Recorder
The Analyst.
The supporters club
The I don't care
The fight all you want...

Tell us your category

Cavenchy:

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Fight dey sweet when u just a spectator n not @ d receiving end

Hmm. My part is to initiate the fight and step back to enjoy the show. Once the fight had been settled omo na to pick race be next thing o