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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by admindim: 10:24pm On May 27, 2016
funny see waiting ojukokoro wan cause well thank GOD
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by gunther6(m): 10:24pm On May 27, 2016
So that is how you have sex indiscriminately.... Them for catch you sef, you go hear am for Angel Gabriel hand undecided

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Nobody: 10:24pm On May 27, 2016
Speechless!
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Brunel(m): 10:24pm On May 27, 2016
You are thanking God for your sperm that could have been stolen, brother you just met a girl in the bush and had sex with her!
What is your assurance that they have not taken what they actually want from you?

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Queeee(m): 10:25pm On May 27, 2016
Fucking a stranger with her condom embarassed. Ur love for kitty is alarming.

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by SmithHumble50: 10:25pm On May 27, 2016
Tell me something..
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by omniwater007: 10:25pm On May 27, 2016
na so you take fuucckk for #500
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Cpumping(m): 10:25pm On May 27, 2016
Almighty lie.


Heavy lie.
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Emmaoga: 10:25pm On May 27, 2016
Hmm if every Nigerian turns to Liar Mohammed......
that misinformation minister.
the only difference between him and this writer is this writer is not a minister n don't have a PhD in technical lies like that Liar Mohammed
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by sampete(m): 10:26pm On May 27, 2016
...sounds like a Nigerian movie...

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by bettercreature(m): 10:26pm On May 27, 2016
igboboy3:
Sex is never for free!!!

How will a sane human engage in knacks with a girl he has just met.


Adonbilivdis


angry angry
It's real
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by klbakare(m): 10:26pm On May 27, 2016
Na so that girl just do punna promo for you...lols.
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by hokekeholah: 10:26pm On May 27, 2016
do u notice anytim strange with ya dick..mayb gettin bigger or smaller ;Ddo u notice anytim strange with ya dick..mayb gettin bigger or smaller

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by obimath(m): 10:26pm On May 27, 2016
You get luck say u out ran them, you see cheap article and u won't die put
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by riczy(m): 10:27pm On May 27, 2016
lies
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Nobody: 10:27pm On May 27, 2016
Op just Negodu




You met a girl in the bush and u had s*x with her am sure you agreed to follow her because of the 500 naira u gave her ..You wanted something back /service for your kindness ..

God save u today

Next time might not be lucky

All for the Big A*s u saw
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by asatemple(f): 10:27pm On May 27, 2016
Thank God you're alive to talk about it, this is pure ritual. Not all everybody is geniune
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by leahcimzil: 10:27pm On May 27, 2016
lol brainless child, yu met a girl inside bush an decided to bang her. forget, dey 've used yur destiny already. Get ready for the misfortunes

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by adaksbullet: 10:28pm On May 27, 2016
The lied op his lie his big off all lied I'm ear on mine live.... So u ar fork girl who his have big boooob and big ukwu and u ar not give him money cos u seen her and give him 500 and u ar say his whant too use ur spam for risual? U ar carry olosho go bush too fork and pay him 500 and he whant too cut ur dick like that woman lady that his cut that man guy dick on camerom abi?


Op u ar liedangry
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by kinibigdeal(m): 10:28pm On May 27, 2016
She still as some small deposit of your sperm in her, you need to see your pastor

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by oviejnr(m): 10:30pm On May 27, 2016
I've seen the movie!!! Uncle "u can lie oh" which time did tortoise fall and now crack is back" cheesy grin
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by eposho: 10:30pm On May 27, 2016
This is a lie from the pit of hell fire.
There is no way you will bang and bang not exhausted after the banging have nuff energy left to run that fast.

U be maywether??
U grab the confirm, ?? That must be slimy aswell, abi na lie.
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by delpharm(m): 10:30pm On May 27, 2016
Iwo Gann.. Ode ni e but kokanmi angry

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Nickymezor(f): 10:30pm On May 27, 2016
Next tym on ur Darling Super story...OP, abeg werrin b d title of d SP?
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by olumaxi(m): 10:31pm On May 27, 2016
Walai..wat a funny story...infact,u v made my nyt worthwhile
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Peckygirl(f): 10:32pm On May 27, 2016
Gabriel6:
This story is a non friction, it happened on 23rd of this month. It took place here in abuja. I was coming from my place of work, instead of entrying bike i decided to follow one short cut, though the part i wanted to take is a bushy part and it was something after 5pm but I am Never scared of anything. I started my journey, it was a lonely one until i sighted a girl from afar. I was happy i have seen someone to walk with and a lady for that matter. I began to walk faster to meet up with her.

When she saw me, she stopped walking and was like waiting for me. When i finally reached her that is when i descovered how beautiful and front and back she was heavily endowed. While i was observing her, she greeted me which i answered starmaring, she told me her name is Abigail and that is when the story started.

She said and i quote: this is my first time of coming to abuja, i was coming to visit one of my aunty so the motor i entered from my village brought me to a park, so i entered another motor going to Wuse which is where my aunt stays but the next thing, i found my self in this bush and all the money i have in my bag have been taken. If u can help me with any amount that can take me to my destination i will be grateful.

That was her stories. So i handed her 500 naira note and i directed her where she will get a taxi to her destinaton, i was about to go when she asked me to wait i came nearer to her she looked at me and say u are a good guy for this thing u have done for me i don't have any thing to give u but what i have i will give u that is when my brain went back to her personal properties, her ukwu was mighty, i got erected immediately, she started going into the bush and i was following her. It was then i found out everywhere was getting dark. The worst part was no one was passing that road i began to feel a little scared but swept the fear away with what i was going to get.

We reached the back of a cashew tree she drew her skirt down took off her pant open her bag and brought out a condom then i became suspicious why will she be traveling with a condom but everything was just happening fast before i could say anything the condom was already on me, she grab the tree so i began banging from behind for a long time.

Immediately i cum, i heard the leave make noise at my back i turned and i thought i saw some one in a flash but when i kept looking that direction i saw no one so i gave up. She removed the condom from me and was trying to put it in her bag i did not know what came upon me, I just grabbed it and picked race lo and behold, three men dashed out of the bush and straight they were after me i ran and ran and ran and they also ran after me as if their lifes depended on it but i out ran them and soon they stopped but i did not stop until i got home. And people who saw me running like a mad man followed me home, so i told them what happened except the one that i bang her and the condom thing i did not tell them.

So i hope everyone will learn from this my silly mistake that almost ended me. What am wondering is what they wanted to do with my


sperm, with this we are now sure there are some people who are out there seaching for used condoms so beware of how u deposite it after use. Am typing and smiling because i waslucky to escape if not maybe this thread would have be help!!! My sperm has been stolen.





Are you for real? How on earth will you have sex with a lady you m et on the bush that same day. Dog is even better than you. Nonsence.

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Nobody: 10:32pm On May 27, 2016
Seriously, you met a girl from no where and just started banging her! How stupid can you be....forget say you escape o...the fact that you don bang am means you need serious deliverance....mumu
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Firstlieutenant(m): 10:35pm On May 27, 2016
At last u escape with ya semen plus u enjoy sweet poocee. Oh boy u too much gringrin

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by ameezy(m): 10:35pm On May 27, 2016
angry ahh na which kind lie lie b dis na

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by BABANGBALI: 10:36pm On May 27, 2016
Kai see free toto. Dis guy don enjoy o,just like dat.











Why me no dey get dis kind luck? Abeg op where in Abuja the thing happen to you? Make I stroll come Abuja

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by quickly: 10:36pm On May 27, 2016
Abi na 500 ashawo . Those boys wan obtain u first of all
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Nobody: 10:37pm On May 27, 2016
Three men who needed sperm for ritual had to go lay ambush on a lonely path for someone they hardly know, even had to lure you with a gal, when they can kidnap and yank out ur semen without much ado. Funny part is you running with ur sperm filled condom, pants down, after a steamy standing intercourse and still outran 3 men with a premeditated plan,

The great Philippides of ukwu cashew!

Usain Bolt of bushy paths!

Linus Mgbonyejikwe...

Seriously, Oga Seun u need to sack the MOD that moved this to front page. Wetin sef?

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