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Re: by Nobody: 7:07pm On May 27, 2016
Re: by Nobody: 7:09pm On May 27, 2016

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Re: by firstking01(m): 7:10pm On May 27, 2016
Aisha96:

If I should start with you this evening eh. . . Then your frail self, already at the threshold of thy kingdom come, will rapidly complete its course.

So, little sissy, if you know what's good for you, better caution yourself against getting involved in my affairs.

Cheers.
I guess you 've not known me before...i dnt waste my time with leeches cool
Re: by Kiish(m): 7:10pm On May 27, 2016
oya lets roll.
Aisha96:

High5 jor. Let's go improve the gravity of their torture.
Re: by Nobody: 7:12pm On May 27, 2016
dare to differ if you like kill yourself, no NAIRALANDER will bat an eyelid.

Just deactivate and stop milking for attention or you forgot you can send the mods an inbox which is faster...

Useless attention whores_ ery'where.

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Re: by Nobody: 7:12pm On May 27, 2016
Re: by Nobody: 7:16pm On May 27, 2016
DNT KNOW WHAT TO TYPE
Re: by Nobody: 7:18pm On May 27, 2016
Re: by Nobody: 7:18pm On May 27, 2016
Re: by Nobody: 7:25pm On May 27, 2016
Aisha96:

AmenX3. And may allah_ empower you to do his brutal works so that you will eventually be rewarded handsomely with 70 hefty female virgins in paradise, in your wildest dreams, that is.
Eh! Virgin ke? Agh! aunt i think you mistake me for someone else.. I didnot ask your alah for any virgin now..
Re: by Nobody: 7:29pm On May 27, 2016
Re: by Nobody: 7:36pm On May 27, 2016
Re: by Nobody: 7:42pm On May 27, 2016
Aisha96:

_allah is a gladsome _god. He knows you will need the virgins to ease off stress after all the effort you put into executing his wishes.

Or are you gay, so I can correct the order?
No,am straight. But what are the wishes of allah he wants me to execute?
Re: by Nobody: 8:14pm On May 27, 2016
Re: by Nobody: 8:20pm On May 27, 2016
Aisha96:

First of all, you are going to denounce your present religion, then afterwards swear your unwaving loyalty to _allah.

After that, you will need to buy different kinds of deadly weapons. But not to worry, our secret wealthy sponsors are alreading handling that part, so instead you will head straight away to the training field to learn various hand combat techniques and how to control guns, bombs and knives.

Your first assignment will arise subsequently, and if you execute it thoroughly, you will join the elite soldiers.

Good luck.
I need not to go to the field, i already know combat.. And for the weapon, can i make a request.i will like to have rpg and nuclear bomb..And the virgins also,i like busty ones.
Re: by Marlvin(m): 8:21pm On May 27, 2016
doctorkush:
Eh! Virgin ke? Agh! aunt i think you mistake me for someone else.. I didnot ask your alah for any virgin now..



Lol, not 1 nor 2 but 70 !

good Moses !
Re: by Marlvin(m): 8:23pm On May 27, 2016
Aisha96:

First of all, you are going to denounce your present religion, then afterwards swear your unwaving loyalty to _allah.

After that, you will need to buy different kinds of deadly weapons. But not to worry, our secret wealthy sponsors are alreading handling that part, so instead you will head straight away to the training field to learn various hand combat techniques and how to control guns, bombs and knives.

Your first assignment will arise subsequently, and if you execute it thoroughly, you will join the elite soldiers.

Good luck.



Though I don't know much about muslims, you really don't seem like a real one.
Re: by Nobody: 8:32pm On May 27, 2016
Marlvin:



Lol, not 1 nor 2 but 70 !
good Moses !
asked her to tell allah i want busty ones...
Re: by Marlvin(m): 8:42pm On May 27, 2016
doctorkush:
asked her to tell allah i want busty ones...



Lol, you go on and tell her.
I ain't a Muslim.
Re: by Nobody: 9:06pm On May 27, 2016
doctorkush:
asked her to tell allah i want busty ones...
angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: by Nobody: 9:25pm On May 27, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
angry angry angry angry angry angry
hey,whats with the face?
Re: by Maxi112: 9:33pm On May 27, 2016
God help us! nairaland dey fear me to log in, I swear
Re: by Nobody: 9:34pm On May 27, 2016
doctorkush:
hey,whats with the face?
*You an yer 70 busty Virgins angry
Re: by Nobody: 10:15pm On May 27, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
*You an yer 70 busty Virgins angry
oh!Its an offer lady. I don't do skinnys...
Re: by Nobody: 10:58pm On May 27, 2016
doctorkush:
oh!Its an offer lady. I don't do skinnys...
*I don't care about yer preferences!!
I doubt yer endowed a virgin or can handle even 1 woman tongue
....I don't know why you asked for these in a woman,many women even
Re: by Nobody: 11:18pm On May 27, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
*I don't care about yer preferences!!
I doubt yer endowed a virgin or "can handle even 1 woman" tongue
....I don't know why you asked for these in a woman,many women even
Oh! My heart, you just hurt me.. lipsrsealed
Re: by Nobody: 11:24pm On May 27, 2016
doctorkush:
Oh! My heart, you just hurt me.. lipsrsealed
*You'll live
....bye wink
Re: by Nobody: 11:27pm On May 27, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
*You'll live ....bye wink
Bye
Re: by Nobody: 11:30pm On May 27, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
*You'll live
....bye wink
oh! You the slim/skinny type... :-D :-P
Re: by Nobody: 11:37pm On May 27, 2016
doctorkush:
oh! You the slim/skinny type... :-D :-P
*°an sexy
...don't leave that out tongue wink
Re: by Nobody: 11:44pm On May 27, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
*°an sexy
...don't leave that out tongue wink
Eh! well your skinny, got nothing to say... Tho your hair is nice...Thats all i see...Oh! And a flat chest..won't leave that out.. :-p
Re: by Nobody: 11:47pm On May 27, 2016
doctorkush:
Eh! well your skinny, got nothing to say... Tho your hair is nice...Thats all i see...Oh! And a flat chest..won't leave that out.. tongue
*Guy!!!
...stop disturbing my life!! angry
No, I will not date you!!...... tongue tongue tongue

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