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How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 12:37pm On May 28, 2016 |
Back in the days when I use to rule this section, when I still had my A-game on and I could yansh all the hot nairaland babes when I want to - ask Rokiatu, Ireneony, pussysandy, Twaci, lala247 and Co to narrate their experience. Until one fateful Saturday night when EFCC came to whisk me away, I spent 8 months in jail and since then, I haven't been able to catch any new babe on this forum and I've been relegated to just checking Dps. Two weeks ago, I was writing down the list of new babes I would be sending PM to when this beauty (Ivyy) crossed my path. I can not say how it happened but hot akamu just started escaping furiously from my bandooky. See the way she opened her legs sef like she person wey don dey collect tey-tey. Since then, any time I feel Hot, I just grab a vaseline and come on Nairaland o. I have been trying to stop it but the urge is just crazy, it can't go away. Nairalanders what can I do to stop this? www.nairaland.com/ivyy [img]https://www.nairaland.com/avatars/c5r9d8vkxtbovc1cfu932mcwjp96qj7q1158088[/img] |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by finalboss1(m): 12:41pm On May 28, 2016 |
Lols, cow |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 12:41pm On May 28, 2016 |
StubbornGoat:[email] You can hang yourself. I'll provide the rope, and help kick the chair. [/email] 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by DRISKLEF(m): 12:43pm On May 28, 2016 |
LOL. So your point is? As long as you vote Mimzy while you're at it, kilo komi? 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 12:43pm On May 28, 2016 |
@OP why do you embarass the male race this way? 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Cutehector(m): 12:43pm On May 28, 2016 |
ivyy close dat thing. Dats not how to sit like a lady 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by FrankValency(m): 12:46pm On May 28, 2016 |
this stubborn goat I wish I could know who u are......the way u obsessed ur self with ivyy mehn, ur akamu go finish in one week. Btw, op ,it seems u didn't notice her mouth if she gives u BJ with such lips ehn, all ur akamu will be spilled that day |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by ivyy(f): 12:47pm On May 28, 2016 |
Cutehector: 4 Likes |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 12:48pm On May 28, 2016 |
SAINTSAMURAII: Bros what I need now is solution not insult. Thanks. |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 12:49pm On May 28, 2016 |
Tobiee: E be like say you craze ba? Morafucker! ! |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 12:50pm On May 28, 2016 |
SAINTSAMURAII: Lwkm. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 12:51pm On May 28, 2016 |
Cutehector: Bros I don tire. Any time wey I go check her Dp, I go just dey drip like over-filled tank. Kilode! |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by kleppur: 12:51pm On May 28, 2016 |
Oh ivyy!! Each sentence you spew sends a sensation to my groin,it is like you talking to the tiny muscles that holds my banana and ballz together. Even when i no see the words,just the ivyy alone dey tell my bluckus say show don start. Hahahaha ."saying vaseline bottles has filled my recycle bin is an understatement,darling,i'm beginning to look at other options." Sweetie let's take this to another level,make we carry am go where olofofo eyes no go see us and you can yab the juice out of my bula if you like. Ivyylee , i no go even mind if you tell me say i no well, d kain shivering wey i dey get right now no get explanation."grabs vaseline" Oh ivyy, yes give it to me baby,oh yes" Tell me i dey craze and i will grab my thing and squeeze hard,stroke on my ballz gently to calm my raging estrogen . Your pics dey make me wanna grab ur round ass and rub on its firmness. Sweetie,allow me just one time na,make i tap in the glory of your soft front parkard. nwanne,how e go be? write a reply and yab on,put this muscled flesh out of its readily explosive misery, i get tissue,no worry, i won't make a mess on your post...... 12 Likes |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 12:52pm On May 28, 2016 |
Dude somewhere be making that puna be blowing like a whistle You're here wasting your unborn children and resources Mtchew! 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 12:53pm On May 28, 2016 |
StubbornGoat:[email] Lol, e pain am. [/email] |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 12:53pm On May 28, 2016 |
StubbornGoat:well you need a real sex, get a girlfriend or rather a clean olosho girlfriend, just for the sex part. and u will 4get abt ivyy |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Cutehector(m): 12:53pm On May 28, 2016 |
StubbornGoat:u need the sanctification and baptism of the Holy Spirit brotherly.. |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 12:56pm On May 28, 2016 |
vargasvictory:GBAM 1 Like |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 12:58pm On May 28, 2016 |
Sugarhugs:nice dp |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 12:58pm On May 28, 2016 |
Sugarhugs:nice dp 1 Like |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 12:58pm On May 28, 2016 |
Tobiee: Gerrarah here mehn if you can't find any solution to my plight or go and hawk petrol. Ode! |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by FrankValency(m): 1:01pm On May 28, 2016 |
DRISKLEF:who's mimzy plz |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 1:02pm On May 28, 2016 |
StubbornGoat:[email] Oloshi, I advised you already. Oponu ode omo. Were. [/email] |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Kondomatik: 1:04pm On May 28, 2016 |
@Ivvy. Make I kill him? |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by UyiIredia(m): 1:04pm On May 28, 2016 |
Why do some people lack that thing called sense? Why God, Why? |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 1:04pm On May 28, 2016 |
SAINTSAMURAII: Yes Bros, thank you for that wonderful piece of advice. What i need is real sex, this Konji wey dey hold me too strong, my dick don begin dey bend sef. Do you have Ivyy's number, I need to have real sex with her. I don send the babe like ten pms, she no gree reply anyone. I don tire sef. |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by johnjon: 1:05pm On May 28, 2016 |
I did say I'm a make it a hot summer! And it don't get too warm here in Siberia. Right now im burning up, im melting Glaciers & Hekla aint hotter. Cause I'm bringing heat. We bringing the heat Just the beginning! And we've only just began. |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 1:06pm On May 28, 2016 |
UyiIredia: You wey you get sense, who your sense don epp? You be Edo guy ba? E be say I sabi you before for CU. |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by FrankValency(m): 1:09pm On May 28, 2016 |
kleppur:shit, what da hell is wrong with you and stubborn goat, that babe is untapped current wey one bobo dey reserve o. I don't think u guys know her atal, u can waste a whole container loads of Vaseline for I care.......make una leave this babe joor, she's my queen in the making, hope u guys vote her o, no be to just dey admire her pishure, nonsense stubborngoat and kleppur |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 1:09pm On May 28, 2016 |
Cutehector: Hell yeah, hell yeah Hell yeah. fucking right fucking right alright. |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 1:11pm On May 28, 2016 |
Tobiee: E be like say you don smoke gbana over-belleful ba? Ediot! |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by kleppur: 1:11pm On May 28, 2016 |
FrankValency: you won't understand. meanwhile stubborngoat is murrafucker! |
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