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Reasons Why Atheists Should Give Their Lives To Jesus by otemanuduno: 9:26pm On May 27, 2016
Jesus Christ has been dying and redying for the sins of humanity. He has been born again and again for humanity to save them from sin.

Here are the examples of his comings.

1. Dionysus- Jesus came into the world as Dionysus about 1500BC as the son of Zeus in Greece, the only god who was born of a virgin called Semele. Who has control over the vine, and makes wine from water. He was represented as the Tiger of the tribe of Tibeth. His mother Virgin Semele named him Zeusus. His flesh and blood was eaten by the people who hated him.

2. Krish-Jesus came again into the world as Krish. He taught many people to behave like little children and himself was represented with the figure of a little child. He came to also end our sins, born of a virgin in India. His followers were called Krishtans and his lifestyle was called Krishtanite. He died for the sins of the whole world.


Time would fail me to also tell you of how Jesus has been coming into the world to end sins in not less than ten times.

3. Lastly, Jesus came again in the power of Zeusus and Krishna and he was named Zeusus Krish, which is being interpreted Jesus Christ. He also did all the things he did before because god doesn't change.

Zeusus Krish = Jesus Christ.

He died for our sins 2016AD, yet atheists still didn't want to believe him? Well... I have said my own. Zeusus Krish is for real because he has come to the world more than ten times. When he would come again, it could be worst, only that all the while he has been coming, he has only been coming to punish those who believes in him, having eaten his flesh and drunken his blood.

He was the Tiger of the tribe of Tibeth 4,000 years ago, but 2,000 years ago he was the Lion of the tribe of Judah. You know how dangerous lions and tigers could be. Well... Zeusus Krish has promised to return quickly to pour out his wrath upon the churches.

All Christians should remain steadfast in Zeusus Krish. Now Atheists can see that Zeusus Krish is very real.

Read more in the DOCTRINE OF THE UFOS given to me by EARTUM.
Re: Reasons Why Atheists Should Give Their Lives To Jesus by Nobody: 10:25pm On May 27, 2016
otemanuduno:
Jesus Christ has been dying and redying for the sins of humanity. He has been born again and again for humanity to save them from sin.

Here are the examples of his comings.

1. Dionysus- Jesus came into the world as Dionysus about 1500BC as the son of Zeus in Greece, the only god who was born of a virgin called Semele. Who has control over the vine, and makes wine from water. He was represented as the Tiger of the tribe of Tibeth. His mother Virgin Semele named him Zeusus. His flesh and blood was eaten by the people who hated him.

2. Krish-Jesus came again into the world as Krish. He taught many people to behave like little children and himself was represented with the figure of a little child. He came to also end our sins, born of a virgin in India. His followers were called Krishtans and his lifestyle was called Krishtanite. He died for the sins of the whole world.


Time would fail me to also tell you of how Jesus has been coming into the world to end sins in not less than ten times.

3. Lastly, Jesus came again in the power of Zeusus and Krishna and he was named Zeusus Krish, which is being interpreted Jesus Christ. He also did all the things he did before because god doesn't change.

Zeusus Krish = Jesus Christ.

He died for our sins 2016AD, yet atheists still didn't want to believe him? Well... I have said my own. Zeusus Krish is for real because he has come to the world more than ten times. When he would come again, it could be worst, only that all the while he has been coming, he has only been coming to punish those who believes in him, having eaten his flesh and drunken his blood.

He was the Tiger of the tribe of Tibeth 4,000 years ago, but 2,000 years ago he was the Lion of the tribe of Judah. You know how dangerous lions and tigers could be. Well... Zeusus Krish has promised to return quickly to pour out his wrath upon the churches.

All Christians should remain steadfast in Zeusus Krish. Now Atheists can see that Zeusus Krish is very real.

Read more in the DOCTRINE OF THE UFOS given to me by EARTUM.

If i remember correctly you said yahweh/nymphidis is actually the devil and that zeusus krish/jesus christ is actually the son of the devil and that his real name is faulkin

And now you are advocating for the devil and his devilish son
Re: Reasons Why Atheists Should Give Their Lives To Jesus by otemanuduno: 10:27pm On May 27, 2016
Naijaboy007:


If i remember correctly you said yahweh/nymphidis is actually the devil and that zeusus krish/jesus christ is actually the son of the devil and that his real name is faulkin

And now you are advocating for the devil and his devilish son


You didn't get the message at all. This is a satire. When atheists read it they will understand what I mean.

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Re: Reasons Why Atheists Should Give Their Lives To Jesus by Nobody: 10:32pm On May 27, 2016
@Jonnydon22 come and see hypocrisy ooo

This guy that said domino reverad or is river-rat grin created the universe and that yahweh and his son jesus are the actual devils


Confused nigga is now saying we should believe yahweh and his son if we wanna be saved
SEE THE HYPOCRISY grin ooo
Re: Reasons Why Atheists Should Give Their Lives To Jesus by otemanuduno: 10:45pm On May 27, 2016
Naijaboy007:
@Jonnydon22 come and see hypocrisy ooo

This guy that said domino reverad or is river-rat grin created the universe and that yahweh and his son jesus are the actual devils


Confused nigga is now saying we should believe yahweh and his son if we wanna be saved
SEE THE HYPOCRISY grin ooo

Even Johnydon22 will understand what this thread is all about. This is satire, the kind used by Elijah in the Bible when mocking the prophets of Baal. Those who use the brain very well will understand this simple satire.
Re: Reasons Why Atheists Should Give Their Lives To Jesus by johnydon22(m): 11:52pm On May 27, 2016
otemanuduno:
Jesus Christ has been dying and redying for the sins of humanity. He has been born again and again for humanity to save them from sin.

Here are the examples of his comings.

1. Dionysus- Jesus came into the world as Dionysus about 1500BC as the son of Zeus in Greece, the only god who was born of a virgin called Semele. Who has control over the vine, and makes wine from water. He was represented as the Tiger of the tribe of Tibeth. His mother Virgin Semele named him Zeusus. His flesh and blood was eaten by the people who hated him.

2. Krish-Jesus came again into the world as Krish. He taught many people to behave like little children and himself was represented with the figure of a little child. He came to also end our sins, born of a virgin in India. His followers were called Krishtans and his lifestyle was called Krishtanite. He died for the sins of the whole world.


Time would fail me to also tell you of how Jesus has been coming into the world to end sins in not less than ten times.

3. Lastly, Jesus came again in the power of Zeusus and Krishna and he was named Zeusus Krish, which is being interpreted Jesus Christ. He also did all the things he did before because god doesn't change.

Zeusus Krish = Jesus Christ.

He died for our sins 2016AD, yet atheists still didn't want to believe him? Well... I have said my own. Zeusus Krish is for real because he has come to the world more than ten times. When he would come again, it could be worst, only that all the while he has been coming, he has only been coming to punish those who believes in him, having eaten his flesh and drunken his blood.

He was the Tiger of the tribe of Tibeth 4,000 years ago, but 2,000 years ago he was the Lion of the tribe of Judah. You know how dangerous lions and tigers could be. Well... Zeusus Krish has promised to return quickly to pour out his wrath upon the churches.

All Christians should remain steadfast in Zeusus Krish. Now Atheists can see that Zeusus Krish is very real.

Read more in the DOCTRINE OF THE UFOS given to me by EARTUM.

Hahahahaha i have now repented and have given my life to Dionysus Jesus, Krish-Jesus, Zeusus-krish.

How many of them do we have?

Nice one bro...
Re: Reasons Why Atheists Should Give Their Lives To Jesus by dragonEmperor(f): 11:58am On May 28, 2016
Yeezus is already here.
Give your ears to yeezus, he just talked to jeeezus Lol...
Re: Reasons Why Atheists Should Give Their Lives To Jesus by mrZENographer: 1:07pm On May 28, 2016
These are spots in your feasts of charity, when they feast with you, feeding themselves without fear and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having persons in admiration because of advantage. To whom the blackness of darkness is reserved forever.

And Enoch prophesied saying "Behold the Lord cometh with ten thousands of his saints. To execute judgement, TO CONVINCE ALL THAT ARE UNGODLY among them of all their ungodly deeds they have committed and their HARD SPEECHES which ungodly sinners have spoken against him.
Re: Reasons Why Atheists Should Give Their Lives To Jesus by onetrack(m): 2:22pm On May 28, 2016
Finally the proof that I have been waiting for! I am completely convinced and am no longer an atheist, but a devout theist. Praise be!
Re: Reasons Why Atheists Should Give Their Lives To Jesus by otemanuduno: 5:37pm On May 28, 2016
mrZENographer:

These are spots in your feasts of charity, when they feast with you, feeding themselves without fear and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having persons in admiration because of advantage. To whom the blackness of darkness is reserved forever.

And Enoch prophesied saying "Behold the Lord cometh with ten thousands of his saints. To execute judgement, TO CONVINCE ALL THAT ARE UNGODLY among them of all their ungodly deeds they have committed and their HARD SPEECHES which ungodly sinners have spoken against him.

Enorach(Enoch) which has been converted by Eartum or which one? Well... Christianity is all about quoting and requoting. If there's nothing to quote again, Christianity collapses. Eartum told me that Christianity will collapse immediately after every literal terms in their holy book has been turned to spiritual terms, i.e when by 2600AD you ask saying, guy how far? Zeusus Krish hasn't come yet? And by then the 27th century xtians will say, his coming is not a literal one. He has come in our hearts already. Then the people of that time will get angry and slap each other, saying, THIS JESUS IS A SCAMMER JOOR! Did he not promise to return to the earth in his generation? Matthew 24:34
Re: Reasons Why Atheists Should Give Their Lives To Jesus by mrZENographer: 8:26pm On May 28, 2016
otemanuduno:


Enorach(Enoch) which has been converted by Eartum or which one? Well... Christianity is all about quoting and requoting. If there's nothing to quote again, Christianity collapses. Eartum told me that Christianity will collapse immediately after every literal terms in their holy book has been turned to spiritual terms, i.e when by 2600AD you ask saying, guy how far? Zeusus Krish hasn't come yet? And by then the 27th century xtians will say, his coming is not a literal one. He has come in our hearts already. Then the people of that time will get angry and slap each other, saying, THIS JESUS IS A SCAMMER JOOR! Did he not promise to return to the earth in his generation? Matthew 24:34

You keep hurting yourself everytime you speak amorously. If you don't believe it now. You will see it later.

As for your last paragraph, there were prophesies that need to come to pass before the advent of the Rapture and those things did not happen in their generation but is happening in ours. And other prophesies that other prophets said would have to happen before the end of the world. They did not come to pass then. All of them have been fulfilled in this very generation. Before now believers were ignorant of how these things would come to pass, there they thought anytime was the rapture. But when the signs started playing out, then our eyes were opened more about how things are supposed to be. The next thing on the calender is the RAPTURE OF THE SAINTS. After which is the rule of the Antichrist. Those that worshipped or took the Antichrist mark will be killed and begin their endless abode in the flames of fire. After which is the Millenial reign of Christ on Earth with his saints. After which is the white throne judgement when all sinners shall stand before God and be judged without mercy.

REASON TO BELIEVE
Honestly Do your research, everything the bible says will happen before the rapture has come to pass and most of them in this very generation. And if you listen carefully, you can here the world crying for a one world govt. Which is an invitation for the Antichrist. Awake!
Re: Reasons Why Atheists Should Give Their Lives To Jesus by otemanuduno: 8:49pm On May 28, 2016
mrZENographer:


You keep hurting yourself everytime you speak amorously. If you don't believe it now. You will see it later.

As for your last paragraph, there were prophesies that need to come to pass before the advent of the Rapture and those things did not happen in their generation but is happening in ours. And other prophesies that other prophets said would have to happen before the end of the world. They did not come to pass then. All of them have been fulfilled in this very generation. Before now believers were ignorant of how these things would come to pass, there they thought anytime was the rapture. But when the signs started playing out, then our eyes were opened more about how things are supposed to be. The next thing on the calender is the RAPTURE OF THE SAINTS. After which is the rule of the Antichrist. Those that worshipped or took the Antichrist mark will be killed and begin their endless abode in the flames of fire. After which is the Millenial reign of Christ on Earth with his saints. After which is the white throne judgement when all sinners shall stand before God and be judged without mercy.

REASON TO BELIEVE
Honestly Do your research, everything the bible says will happen before the rapture has come to pass and most of them in this very generation. And if you listen carefully, you can here the world crying for a one world govt. Which is an invitation for the Antichrist. Awake!

Lol... so because Faulkin(Jesus) used the events of the PAST WORLD to predict things that would happen in the present world, that makes him the real son of GOD? LOL!
Okay because I also used happenings of the past world to predict events of the our own world, automatically I am the son of God too abi? Make I hear say I be the son of God grin

Anyway, here are my predictions, using the events of the past world to predict things to happen in our own world ± praying in my own name to get the result of chelsea beating Newcastle 5-1

AUTOMATICALLY I AM THE SON OF GOD? MAKE I HEAR SAY I BE SON OF GOD BECAUSE OF MY URIMIC±PAST WORLD-AIDED PREDICTIONS.

Here is the thread where I made my predictions: https://www.nairaland.com/2835815/football-prophecy-2016
Re: Reasons Why Atheists Should Give Their Lives To Jesus by mrZENographer: 9:32pm On May 28, 2016
otemanuduno:


Lol... so because Faulkin(Jesus) used the events of the PAST WORLD to predict things that would happen in the present world, that makes him the real son of GOD? LOL!
Okay because I also used happenings of the past world to predict events of the our own world, automatically I am the son of God too abi? Make I hear say I be the son of God grin

Anyway, here are my predictions, using the events of the past world to predict things to happen in our own world ± praying in my own name to get the result of chelsea beating Newcastle 5-1

AUTOMATICALLY I AM THE SON OF GOD? MAKE I HEAR SAY I BE SON OF GOD BECAUSE OF MY URIMIC±PAST WORLD-AIDED PREDICTIONS.

Here is the thread where I made my predictions: https://www.nairaland.com/2835815/football-prophecy-2016

Nevertheless, all they've prophesied (NOT predicted) that should take place before the rapture happens have come to pass in this generation which are all signs of the world's end. I said do a honest research.

Moreover, you just started wrong pointed answers. The motive of my last post was to show you that the world is about to end and what the bible says should happen before the RAPTURE has happened. It wasn't about whether Jesus is the SON OF GOD.

Moreover, the chances of all these prophesies fulfilling in one piece is about 2:1000. Therefore the prophesies were not man made or but DIVINE.
Re: Reasons Why Atheists Should Give Their Lives To Jesus by otemanuduno: 9:45pm On May 28, 2016
mrZENographer:


Nevertheless, all they've prophesied (NOT predicted) that should take place before the rapture happens have come to pass in this generation which are all signs of the world's end. I said do a honest research.

Moreover, you just started wrong pointed answers. The motive of my last post was to show you that the world is about to end and what the bible says should happen before the RAPTURE has happened. It wasn't about whether Jesus is the SON OF GOD.

Moreover, the chances of all these prophesies fulfilling in one piece is about 2:1000. Therefore the prophesies were not man made or but DIVINE.

Lol...when you name PREDICTIONS prophecy, this is what we get. OCTOPUS PAUL must be a prophet too.. Maybe OCTOPUS PAUL is also a son of God. by the way, faulkin's Predictions was only 10% fulfilled. 90% failed. Nostradamus is even a better son of God than him grin

You can tell me the PROPHESIES OF Zeusus Krish which were fulfilled with Bible references to back up your claims.
Re: Reasons Why Atheists Should Give Their Lives To Jesus by mrZENographer: 11:12pm On May 28, 2016
otemanuduno:


Lol...when you name PREDICTIONS prophecy, this is what we get. OCTOPUS PAUL must be a prophet too.. Maybe OCTOPUS PAUL is also a son of God. by the way, faulkin's Predictions was only 10% fulfilled. 90% failed. Nostradamus is even a better son of God than him grin

You can tell me the PROPHESIES OF Zeusus Krish which were fulfilled with Bible references to back up your claims.

I think you can do the research. I would not want to cast my pearls to swines as Jesus admonished me. I. e after I've made some effort writing them, only for you to become a clown atheists are known for. But I want you to be rest assured, the bible knows you very well. And has dealt desicively for those of your category. That's why I pity for such as you.

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