well have been datin her for a very long time"two weeks to be precise", and we are planning to get married soon.she does complain that am not romantic *bla bla bla*
so on a sunday mid day like this, i was home surfin nairaland when this popular nairaland "musithian" oh! musician posted a link to his new track and he bragd about how captivatin and soul touchin it is.
without wastin time, i clickd on it and downloaded the song.
instantly,without listenin i sent my fiancee the song accompanied with a love quote by R.mugabe"no love lost,no love found #soldiergosoldiercome" and lied my friend dedicate it to her.
i was about to send it to my boss but was lucky to mistakenly play the track.
oh God!
at first i thought my phone had asthma, just then the dude starts spitin into the mic and my phone got wet.Had to switch off my phone cuz dude wont stop singin.
wasn't surprised to receive a message from her few minute later that she isn't interestd in the relationship any more
*took a sip*
help! Am@broken

Lmao

what are u saying are u high on weed?

. hahahahahahahajajajajaja


bros u can lie eh

Wats d meaning of this nonsense on this democracy day?

You gat no chill man. The hell you're dissing the dude for?

HAPPY DEMOCRACY DAY......

Cutehector:
Wats d meaning of this nonsense on this democracy day?

and dus nairaland look like a tv? you ought to be gluedto your tv screen if you concernd about democracy.

nawa o.. When will oga seun, create a psychiatric forum on NL? , some people rily nid help!

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world




Oh God, come down and save your children

Obviously, they are doing you from your village....

op how did u celebrate ur childrens day? hope u drank bobo that day

Maxi112:
op how did u celebrate ur childrens day? hope u drank bobo that day

yea... And hope you didnot forget your pants where you pulled while wailing cuz bobo Had finished?

jimmyolasun:
yea... [s]And hope you didnot forget your pants where you pulled while wailing cuz bobo Had finished?[/s]

i dont like bobo cause its for kid like **

ErnieSmallzz:
nawa o.. When will oga seun, create a psychiatric forum on NL? , some people rily nid help!

umm.. You can help me

Unun, i cnt help u. Cos ur problem is beyond me ..


But i promise to put u in my prayer's dis nyt ..

jimmyolasun:
umm.. You can help me

Op, two weeks or two year and get married soon, i dey dance shoki for ur matter. Though sha na lie u vomit

Bruh, N this NL musiktian. Does his moniker stand wit an A*
If yes. I FEEL UR PAIN

Lmao...

Lmao..

UrWorstNitemare:
Bruh, N this NL musiktian. Does his moniker stand wit an A*

If yes. I FEEL UR PAIN

oh bro... Don't wanna mention.. But am sure you on track

op. the wallet where you pulled this lie from may it never run dry

alexistaiwo:
op. the wallet where you pulled this lie from may it never run dry

Amen...Thanks bro

Oma307:
Op, two weeks or two year and get married soon, i dey dance shoki for ur matter. Though sha na lie u vomit

yes naa

The Muthafoker was spitting into the mic like snake? Guy dat gal that threaten you needs no attention from you pls.

jimmyolasun:
well have been datin her for a very long time"two weeks to be precise", and we are planning to get married soon.she does complain that am not romantic *bla bla bla*
so on a sunday mid day like this, i was home surfin nairaland when this popular nairaland "musithian" oh! musician posted a link to his new track and he bragd about how captivatin and soul touchin it is.
without wastin time, i clickd on it and downloaded the song.
instantly,without listenin i sent my fiancee the song accompanied with a love quote by R.mugabe"no love lost,no love found #soldiergosoldiercome" and lied my friend dedicate it to her.
i was about to send it to my boss but was lucky to mistakenly play the track.
oh God!
at first i thought my phone had asthma, just then the dude starts spitin into the mic and my phone got wet.Had to switch off my phone cuz dude wont stop singin.
wasn't surprised to receive a message from her few minute later that she isn't interestd in the relationship any more
*took a sip*
help! Am@broken

valdes00:
HAPPY DEMOCRACY DAY......

same to you..

VaginaTerrorist:
The Muthafoker was spitting into the mic like snake? Guy dat gal that threaten you needs no attention from you pls.

someone just whisperd that its the airforce dude