iLegend:


Good one.

you think? I was actually waiting for long epistle of how good u are

iLegend:


Wow! You sound so smart. I don't profess love, but you're an exception. I respect women a lot. I'm very chivalrous and caring. The thing I hate is how women try to manipulate guys. These nice guys that love them so much.

(Women have already killed and buried my emotions and feelings. I have been trying to resurrect them).

I have been a nice guy and I know how it feels. I was the kinda nice guy that uses two hands to shake women. You won't understand the amount of rejections and heartbreaks I went through. Feeling emotional while typing this. (Ahh! Seems you're bringing back my emotions).

The moment I changed the game everything changed. Why stop what works?

The word b!tch and hoè are my bed room slangs (I love talking dirty), but erroneously use them outside the bedroom. Oops!

"exhales" ... Whatever I legend.
As much as I enjoy your humors I don't like it when. women are being insulted. Thanks for not picking on me. Don't think I could take it this Monday morning.

iLegend:


Hahahahahaha. I want to propose to you. How do I send the proposal? Send me your DHL number.

Lol. You wish.... Playboy.

I

iLegend:


No! I'm not good. I'm just having fun. If I say I'm good that'll be pure arrogance.

I remember the time I sucked. What a timid guy I was then.

Question.
Which would you prefer on a guy
1. Confidence (which is related to arrogance) or
2. Timidity (which is related to fear and uncertainty)

Of course confidence, but not over confidence. I for one hate uncertainty from anybody weather a guy or girl, uncertainty are allowed for children not for matured adults although I do know age is just a number doesn't grant maturity. Sha different stroke for different folks

iLegend:


No! I'm not good. I'm just having fun. If I say I'm good that'll be pure arrogance.

I remember the time I sucked. What a timid guy I was then.

Question.
Which would you prefer on a guy
1. Confidence (which is related to arrogance) or
2. Timidity (which is related to fear and uncertainty)

Nvmd.

of course confidence, but not over confidence. I for one hate uncertainty whether a guy or girl,uncertainty is allowed for children not adults although I do know age is just a number and has nothing to do with maturity

iLegend:


Baby gal I'm not a playboy. I'm a changed man. Look into my eyes an you'll see it.

Anyways, I didn't ask for your phone number, I asked for your DHL number. I dey laff u in Japanese. See u. Hmmmmm.

Where do you stay? For your information in not trying to woo you. Just being friendly.

And I get the vibe. I also knw what DHL means.
You really gat no chill. Woo me ke. Someone like you don't woo. Don't be surprised I might be the one wooing you.
"winks"

iLegend:


Wow! I can't believe it. Now you're making sense. Do you know the next country our president will be traveling to?

very funny

ShaqFu:
Oh please don't... Humor me. Have we met before?

Familiar line yet again....

What I don't understand is why you wrote this on nairaland.

Tell the girls you are banging directly to improve.

Fucking from 6am to 10am though. That in itself shows you are a bad lover. You are severely overrating yourself lover boy. reading through, you are just like most guys that believe lasting long in bed and strength equals good sex.


I am laughing here and shaking my head at the same time.

rokiatu:
What I don't understand is why you wrote this on nairaland.

Tell the girls you are banging directly to improve.

Fucking from 6am to 10am though. That in itself shows you are a bad lover. You are severely overrating yourself lover boy. reading through, you are just like most guys that believe lasting long in bed and strength equals good sex.


I am laughing here and shaking my head at the same time.

ok
well spoken

upgrade..

mimzy:


Familiar line yet again....

Hmm. That's a rather common line, don't you think so?

So, spill the beans, how familiar am I to you?

rokiatu:
What I don't understand is why you wrote this on nairaland.

Tell the girls you are banging directly to improve.

Fucking from 6am to 10am though. That in itself shows you are a bad lover. You are severely overrating yourself lover boy. reading through, you are just like most guys that believe lasting long in bed and strength equals good sex.


I am laughing here and shaking my head at the same time.

I knew there was a reason I followed you. I can only imagine how much of a torture the OP will be putting his lover(s) through...

iLegend:


You're funny! I'm not dumb. I'm the dumbest. I'm always in superlative mode.


Ohhhhh! I feel so hurt! I'm crying. Do you have a handkerchief?


I only have a spanner. Please lend me your screw driver.


Another one again? Now, I'm suspecting you of trying to see how I'm gonna respond.
Darling there's is God o!

I'm not an ordinary sex freak. I'm the freakiest sex freak. Most of you pretend, but I don't. my next freak show is you sister. Just a night with her and she'll come and as the happiest girl alive.


Hahahahahahaha@highligted. I like you already.
You see? The psychology of I go finish dis write-up caught up with you. Humans are gullible to psychic twist, even when they say they can't fall for it.

Yeah! Opening a p0rn site will be great. I'll look into that. I promise you it'll get more views than Nairaland and Linda Ikeji combined.


I love the word assholé. I have fvcked every young lady that has called me an ass.hole.
Ladies (who call me an ass.hole) love me.
(Isn't science wonderful?)


(In Jim Carey's Voice) Permission sir, may I shave my ass.hole first before you shove it? How big is it sir?

Never mind!

It's a pity that your ego is so bloated that you've become what you are now. Should I apologize on behalf of all the ladies that caused you heartbreak? No I won't.

Very soon you'll come to realize that all your sexual prowess is but vanity. It's very obvious that you've never been in love and you're blind to its possibility.

Someday you'll meet someone special and your good sex won't be enough to offer her.

Deep down you're just a lonely soul.

so.. how do you want it :/

iLegend:


Don't "woo" me o! Cuz I lose interest the moment a girl shows interest. Play a little hard to get. I LOVE IT. Romeo and Juliet.

I love the chase, then I reverse it and you continue the chase from where I stopped, so I can have a story to write about.
Don't be scared, I won't post our love stories online.

Did it rain in your area last night?

Yea. And a heavy one at that.. Nice chatting with you. Have a Bleep-free day..... ILegend.

I've got Roxy Reynolds' number. You want it?

ShaqFu:
Hmm. That's a rather common line, don't you think so?

So, spill the beans, how familiar am I to you?

The answer is staring right at u ...

Most ninja gals just like to relax while we do d pound. No Bematic 101 skills@all!

mimzy:


The answer is staring right at u ...

Hmm.. As you're staring at me now?

mimzy:


Mehn I had to refrain from quoting the whole post.

How can you bleep for four straight hours dang

That's some serious shii...

You need to find your Achilles heels when it comes to love making. Something must definitely make you climax. You probably haven't found it or you just don't wana tell ur partner...

There's no point sharing my story cause something worse has happened to me.

U cant imaging doing it all night and not coming even once while the girl has multiple orgasms and eventually gets dry and exhausted.

The only thing I remember was that i was hooked on p0rn at that time so i wasn't getting much pleasure from the real act as i shud hav and that's why i cudnt climax.

Maybe that's the problem with the OP.

ShaqFu:
Hmm.. As you're staring at me now?

Enjoy d rest of ur day...

mimzy:


Enjoy d rest of ur day...

Oh I intend too. Would be nice to enjoy it with you though.. Or you're already taken?

Blah blah blah