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How To Get Banky W To Marry You by Naijasinglegirl: 1:55pm On May 31, 2016 |
Last Saturday, Banky W posted a photo of his fingers among his married friends with the caption, “Last man standing. God will Provide” What if I told you it is possible to be the last woman standing with him? Celebrities get married to their fans every week and a little bit of creativity on social media can do the trick. Here are a few tips that might help. Change your profession You need a profession that aligns with what Banky W does, music. If you are a doctor, banker or lawyer, Sorry! No Banky W for you. It’s time to switch to a profession that would make Banky W heart go gbin gbin as he always say it does whenever he is in love. What are you capable of? Moving your waist on the dance floor or backup singing. When you’ve perfected your skills at any of these two, the mere sight of you go dey do him strong tin. Hang out where Banky W visits This is a sure way to meet him. Check his Instagram feed for clues. Some of them I found include, Cheesecake factory Hip TV office Lekki Gym Quilox Celebrity weddings Music shows Notice how the lyrics of some of his songs are usually, ‘I step into the club’ ‘I step into the party’ ‘I see this fine girl at the show’ For the lawyers, doctors and bankers crushing on BankyW, never have I heard, ‘I step into the court’ ‘I step into the hospital’ ‘I step into the bank’ Tell him to wish you happy birthday Look at the number of birthday posts flooding Banky’s Instagram feed. It shows he’s a nice person and it’s easy to get yours there. Just DM a few days before to gush on how you are his number 1 fan and how a happy birthday from him is enough to make your day. Trust me, he’ll oblige. You are probably wondering why a relationship with BankyW hasn’t worked for other Instagram girls in his feed. This boils down to proper follow up after. Send him Proverb bible verses weekly, lol at his tweets, tell him what attracts you most in a man is the size of his head, DHL him a fancy comb cos you believe when there’s life, there’s hope for hair growth, repost links of his videos, make him your MCM weekly and who knows, he might come knocking in your DM to ask if you’d be his lover. Upload a nice avatar See, Banky W is not a fan of Atutukpoyoyos. The fine girls he usually post on his Instagram feed are enough proof. Get a proper makeover and a professional photographer to take your photo. He even said his heart skips anytime he sees a pretty face. Like I said earlier, the goal is to make his heart go gbim gbim gbim and jinkelele the first time he sees your picture. You know it’s only BankyW heart that can multitask like that at the same time. Relocate to Lekki Even if you’ve managed to get Banky W attention on Instagram and he expresses interest in you, life is too short to be crossing third mainland bridge to visit a girl in this era of N145 a litre, even if you are from Ebute Metta. Fear God! Have you ever had an online conversation with all these celebs? The oppression is real! They don’t ask “So which State are you?” They say, “Where in the Island are you?” Thank God for that 150K per year one room apartment in Obalende. Change your social media feed If you were lucky to get Banky W to follow you on Twitter or Instagram, it’s time to update your feed responsibly. Banky W will not take you serious if all you do is tweet about how you are going to pay back men who keep breaking your hearts or if your IG feed is littered with celebrities like Burna Boy as your MCM. Runsgirls, this post is not for you! Banky W once said, “Don’t break what’s left of my heart I can’t live I can’t breathe eh I can’t live eh” Do you want to kill our Banky W? Do you? I hope these tips helps someone and don’t forget to invite me to the wedding. http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/get-banky-w-marry/ 92 Likes 9 Shares
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Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by Nobody: 2:05pm On May 31, 2016 |
Ah ... All dis for Banky W wetin him sabi do pass ![]() please let me know "how to get Dangote to marry u" who him don Epp, nah to dey do Best Man maybe he wants Aunty Linda ...they uld make a good couple as both of them don old 46 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by Young03(m): 2:06pm On May 31, 2016 |
Op i know ur still single and searching why not get him to marry u if its easy as u highlighted it 4 Likes |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by Yuneehk(f): 2:09pm On May 31, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl is single. Use these tips, be the last woman standing with him(Banky W) and invite us all to the wedding! Goodluck hun. BTW.. It has to be in Nigeria ![]() 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by kwencypresh(f): 2:11pm On May 31, 2016 |
All this assignment for one person? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by Adortem: 2:21pm On May 31, 2016 |
Funny write-up |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by Havabelle(f): 2:29pm On May 31, 2016 |
This is serious ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by pornstar(m): 2:29pm On May 31, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl:0 Lwkmd 5 Likes |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by MrCork: 2:32pm On May 31, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl: ....u dont hav shcooool homework? ![]() 22 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by Nobody: 2:57pm On May 31, 2016 |
Please don't marry Banky ![]() Do yhu want yo children's head to look like his ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 5 Likes |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by Smartsyn(m): 2:59pm On May 31, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl, Why give out all these tips when you can apply them and change your status to Naijamarriedgirl, its either you enjoy being single or you have a liberal heart.. 12 Likes |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by cherryice(f): 3:00pm On May 31, 2016 |
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Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by ritababe(f): 3:00pm On May 31, 2016 |
who banky W don EPP? |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by KOLZY(m): 3:17pm On May 31, 2016 |
All this for that Bankole Wellingtion with Big head? EndTime Fantasy 2 Likes |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by Elparaiso(m): 3:30pm On May 31, 2016 |
How to get married to ElParaiso Learn how to pound yam Ladies, your choice! 2 Likes |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by adaksbullet: 3:46pm On May 31, 2016 |
Am jus looked @ these op trend and am not no whot his she sayed ![]() U ar whantu maried banking W? U ar not no her aos?her murder? Her sista? Frnd?...u ar com hear too sayed robish ![]() ![]() These naijahissingugirl sef ![]() 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by khalidqudus: 3:52pm On May 31, 2016 |
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Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by jashar(f): 4:04pm On May 31, 2016 |
![]() I love you Bankyyyyy........ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() NSG, you get time ![]() |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by CaroLyner(f): 4:10pm On May 31, 2016 |
please tell me this is a joke ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by Nobody: 4:30pm On May 31, 2016 |
MrCork:did you give him any ![]() |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by MrCork: 5:05pm On May 31, 2016 |
ellacute45: ...see your head like cement.... Who told u he is a he?.....he is a she! (U bush gyal) ![]() 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by agbonkamen(f): 5:09pm On May 31, 2016 |
who Banky W help is it because he is a public figure i love his songs though |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by Nobody: 5:42pm On May 31, 2016 |
All this wahala for Banky? Abeg, I will pass. He is not even my crush. 1 Like |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by vicstar(m): 6:02pm On May 31, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl: ![]() 11 Likes |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by Nobody: 6:06pm On May 31, 2016 |
MrCork:Bush boy |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by Stevostical(m): 7:01pm On May 31, 2016 |
Lols, this is very funny, to think our dear NSG is single and seriously searching (remember when she went husband searching @a popular eatery) and she is here giving relationship/marriage tips, isn't that an irony of life, just like our own OBJ giving beauty tips won't u run away? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by liztemi(f): 7:55pm On May 31, 2016 |
NSG yaff come again o.... ![]() "tell him what attracts you most in a man is the size of his head, DHL him a fancy comb cos you believe when there’s life, there’s hope for hair growth" dis line really got me laughing out loud ![]() |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by Nobody: 9:22pm On May 31, 2016 |
I haven't read the post and I am laughing already ![]() modified "tell him what attracts you to a man is the size of his head." I died laughing ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by Ishilove: 10:15pm On May 31, 2016 |
IndecentStar:And you just had to quote everything ![]() And you too, MrCork, did you have to quote everything? ![]() ![]() I feel like slapping you two. Mscheeeew 3 Likes |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by MrCork: 10:25pm On May 31, 2016 |
Ishilove: ...dyammm...Ishisexxxy...if u slap me ehhh...i swaaar i will wake up wit hard-on for the next 5month...u dont belif me, ask KingCheezyPuff!..cant wait!! ![]() 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by Naijasinglegirl: 3:05am On Jun 01, 2016 |
Lol
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Re: How To Get Banky W To Marry You by Ligxy(f): 7:15am On Jun 01, 2016 |
NSG wee not kee someborry. Apply the tips and become NMG. Btw, why are you searching for job? You'll make a good relationship counsellor. ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
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