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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 6:37pm On May 24, 2016 |
abbas99:That made me WHIP tears of joy. Thanks man. Or as we say here in Spain: GRASSias. HAY bro, you know what? If this pun makes any cash, I'll donate it to CHARIOTy. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 6:43pm On May 24, 2016 |
PiccoloBrunelli: #punboss# In latin dey say CARPA DIEM,SEIZE D DAY,but in ur case I'll say CARPA DIME,SEIZE D COIN.. #respect# 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 6:50pm On May 24, 2016 |
Nep2une:Are you a PERIODical punstar? Why haven't we heard from you till now? Seems you pressed the menoPAUSE button. You should be here OVARYtime. ALWAYS drop a pun. We will TAMPON justice with mercy and give you 5 DAYS to report. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 6:54pm On May 24, 2016 |
abbas99:I got 100 problems and ABBAS is 99 of them. Who else puns in LATIN? Don't stop punning sir! There's ROME for more. #ovation# 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 7:44pm On May 24, 2016 |
PiccoloBrunelli: In ROME we hail u as d GOD OF OLYMPUnS 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 8:09pm On May 24, 2016 |
abbas99:And we know you as PUNtius Pilate. Governor of all PUNpeii. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 8:47pm On May 24, 2016 |
PiccoloBrunelli: His eminence, the future PUNTIFF of d vatican #no disrespect to d catholic brethren# 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 10:56pm On May 24, 2016 |
abbas99:Lol. Enjoying this back and forth. You think others are enjoying our game of Ping PUNg? 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nep2une(m): 4:04pm On May 25, 2016 |
PiccoloBrunelli:sorry i was seeing so much pun i decided to bring out my wand and spread some magic 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 3:12am On May 26, 2016 |
Calculus and Alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 12:31pm On May 26, 2016 |
PiccoloBrunelli: Seems u believ in HIGHER POWERs 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 8:38pm On May 26, 2016 |
abbas99:Oh yes I do. That same belief should be INTEGRATED in the life of all Nigerians. Let's deal with the ROOT of our problems SQUARELY. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 9:06pm On May 26, 2016 |
PiccoloBrunelli: D ROOT of all our problems mathemetically is POOR OVER T 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by C2Ok: 9:41pm On May 26, 2016 |
PiccoloBrunelli:NSF |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 5:49pm On May 27, 2016 |
Happy children's day to y'all... Lol sorry was just Kidding 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 7:38am On May 28, 2016 |
Dis THREAD is in TATTERS |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 10:15pm On May 28, 2016 |
My job as a Chandler is a tedious one, from Monday -
Friday i inspect to ensure that no Candle stick appears
frayed at the tip whilst my other colleagues work on
"Wick Ends" 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by classicdea(m): 8:39am On May 29, 2016 |
novakane:nicely done. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 5:25pm On May 29, 2016 |
novakane:Even my He-GOAT looks so heavy and pregnant , he won't KID me right? 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 2:04pm On May 30, 2016 |
Eke40seven:while we were searching for an abducted child, we heard some snoring coming from the boot of a car So when we looked inside we found out it was a "KID NAPPING" 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 5:54pm On May 30, 2016 |
PiccoloBrunelli: Sorry am driving,AL COHOL U back |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 9:33pm On May 30, 2016 |
abbas99:He's driving under the influence. Y'all should BEER Me witness. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 9:43pm On May 30, 2016 |
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 9:43pm On May 30, 2016 |
abbas99:That's sad. Like a line from a TAILOR Swift song. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 10:20pm On May 30, 2016 |
PiccoloBrunelli: I feel SOBERED (so bad) right now...I nid HARP ..sorry HELP!!!! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 2:16pm On May 31, 2016 |
shrek doesnt like fiona screaming his name when they are having sex in the missionary position, he prefers being called "my ogre at the top". 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by sirjay(m): 4:39pm On May 31, 2016 |
abbas99:Some HARP to take you high, STRINGS entwined in your brain, you OATS to understand but you BARLEY do 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by sirjay(m): 4:48pm On May 31, 2016 |
novakane:Yeah a kid napping in a nappy, booth(butt) soiled with faeces |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by sirjay(m): 4:53pm On May 31, 2016 |
sirjay: Plus a spark of Gordon's might help you feel Gulder (gooder) |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 8:12pm On May 31, 2016 |
sirjay: Guess driving an drinkin is WHISKEY |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 8:43pm On May 31, 2016 |
Novacane is a genius. He proposed that we can transform the contents of this THREAD into MONEY. That FORUM can sure make NAIRA LAND. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Holuwarphemmy(m): 9:42pm On May 31, 2016 |
ED has no girlfriend because SHEE RAN away Ed sheeran ......musician |
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