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Re: God's Biblical Wonders by sonofthunder: 9:06pm On May 31, 2016 |
Jesus is Lord!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by akeensbussy(m): 9:22pm On May 31, 2016 |
God created man and woman and after looking at all he had created, he said they are good. Yet, the Almighty God allowed the devil to gain access into the garden of Eden and he(devil) successfully deceived Eve into eating the bad fruit. Then God punished his creation for his mistake. how does that sound? 4 Likes |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by Nobody: 9:30pm On May 31, 2016 |
I know this might sound a bit awkward and racist, but God doesn't like dwarfs and people with flat noses worshiping him. Yep guys, this is the honest truth. God only likes people with pointed and straight noses. We negros who have flat noses just irritates the hell out of him. This explains why, all through the bible, he only favored caucasians and semitics who obviously had pointed noses, despite the fact that he created every race. But great news for those negros who have pointed noses, God likes you. And I am not making this stuff up guys. Here is evidence: Leviticus 21:17-24 King James Version (KJV) 17. Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. 18. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous. 19. Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, 20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by Nobody: 10:25pm On May 31, 2016 |
WAIT LEMME CHECK MY NOSE IF ITS FLAT..... HOLY SHIT ITS FLAT O *CRYING AM NOT GONNA MAKE HEAVEN 3 Likes |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by theoneJabulani(m): 11:14pm On May 31, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog:you are ....... U got one of my accounts banned. Well done 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by KingEbukasBlog(m): 6:49am On Jun 01, 2016 |
theoneJabulani: Another proof the "growing " atheists community on Nairaland is just one opening many accounts . You insulted me for telling the truth and you got banned . How it take concern me ? Let us insult one another in peace una no go hear . They got me banned for the same reason , so enjoy your sabbatical 1 Like |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by KingEbukasBlog(m): 7:08am On Jun 01, 2016 |
Decker: You are Just a better version of PastorAIO , I have to admit . Deformities would only elicit ridicule and less productivity in the service of Priesthood in Israel at that time . So to avoid that , God wanted full bodied men to be priests among the Israelites . It had nothing to do with race or racism , it is concerned with the Israelites . By the way , this is Judaism . All what you guys do is point out Mosaic laws - shows how desperate you are to ridicule Christians . Such is not obtainable now , I mean in this dispensation . Anyone can be in the service of the Lord . Just like Pastor Nick Vujicic he has no hands and legs but is active in the house of God . How is your face now , you feel mortified right ? |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by Nobody: 8:19am On Jun 01, 2016 |
God kills a man and then kills the man's brother for not_fucking his wife properly. This isn't a joke, I mean this literally. According to genesis 38: 1-10, God killed Judah's son Er, because he was evil in his sight. Whatever that means. And then Judah asked his other son, Oman to sleep with his dead brother's wife. Although Oman agreed to have sex with her, apparently due to persuasion, he didn't_ejaculate his semen_inside her, because he didn't want to father her child. And what was God's reaction to this? You guessed right- He killed him. 2 Likes |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by Nobody: 8:25am On Jun 01, 2016 |
So a man named Jephthah makes a foolish deal with God. A deal which would definitely go in God's favor. A deal to sacrifice as a burnt offering, whatever came out of the door of his house first to welcome him if he comes back from the war. And his virgin daughter and only child comes out first, and he sacrifices her as a burnt offering to God. I am going to be very honest here. Jephtha is a foolish man and cruel man who doesn't respect or value human life. Definitely when you come home from war, it wouldn't be animals who would come out to welcome you, it would be human beings. And the funny thing is that God didn't object. He could see into the future and he knew his daughter would be the one to welcome him first, so he silently relished what was to come. God must really love the smell of burning human flesh. No wonder his preferred punishment for mankind is eternal burning. That way he can smell burning human flesh for all eternity. Source: Judges 11: 30-39 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by theoneJabulani(m): 9:55am On Jun 01, 2016 |
Keep em coming, op 1 Like |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by CHARLOE(m): 11:43am On Jun 01, 2016 |
@op, be careful o, stop this blasphemy unless u incur d wrath of d gods, sorry, god, I mean God! If all these things u're saying are true n in d bible y has my pastor not said anytin about dem? Plz stop misquoting d bible, ask d holy spirit for interpretatn n understanding b4 reading d bible. Some of d scriptures u quoted have errors due to poor translation eg d Greek word for burnt offering is puna but d 1 used in d buybull, sorry, bible is napu meaning, eerm, meaning vargina sorry, virgin, yes! Dat mean she remained a virgin forever n was reincarnated as virgin mary (nid to c my pastor, brb) 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by Nobody: 3:17pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
David sins against God, and rather than punish david, God decides to kill 70,000 innocent men. So according to 1 Chronicles 21, David disobeys God by doing a census of his fighting men, which he wasn't supposed to. And God gets angry and instead of striking him to death like he normally does with other humans, or punishing him personally, he decides it's more sensible to kill 70,000 men who did nothing. What a deserved punishment. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by Nobody: 5:32pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
God uses his power of mind control to make David disobey him, then he kills 70,000 men as punishment. So God has a problem. He feels like killing some people because he is angry, and in other to do this, he has to make it seem "justified," so people won't say he is killing for no reason. So he devises a plan. The plan is to incite david to disobey him, and then he kills some innocent people as punishment. Source: 2 Samuel 24:1 “The anger of the LORD burned against Israel, and he incited David against them, saying, "Go and take a census of Israel and Judah." 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by Anas09: 6:45pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
@Ops. How do you juxtapose Amazing and Ridiculous in one sentence? in the bid to take your fight to the Most High, it matter not if you use two opposite right in the same sentence right. Smh. |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by Nobody: 7:09pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
CHARLOE:LWKMD Y WILL UR PASTOR SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THEM? HOW WILL THE DOE FLOW? I GUESS U ARE ONE OF THOSE BABY XTIANS WHO HASNT STARTED READING THE BIBLE YET U MUST BE ONE OF THOSE THAT THINK YAHWEE IS ALL LOVING THE OP IS RIGHT O MY SIS OPEN UR BIBLE N READ!! |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by Anas09: 7:27pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Decker:Someone said your War is with the Christian God, you said no. But am yet to see you quote from another religious book, to buttress your case in point. As you rightly stated that all religions are the world's problem. If your case is with religion and not Yahweh, why not be fair by way of quoting from other religious books and bringing to light those aspects of these religiosities that are problematic to the well being of the society? You mentioned that this section is a religious section, rightly so. And Seun the owner of this blog, categorically stated that, "It is a place to SHARE OUR BELIEFS IN GOD AND HIGHER POWERS". And we the religious come in here to do exactly that, but you the Atheists accuse us of forcing you to believe in our God, how? I am of the opinion that, if you stay out of this section, you won't hear any of our gibberish. There are numerous sections here, why are you so fixated with this section and with the Christian deity? Why not with other deities? After all the worshippers of these deities are religious too. Except you live in the SE or SS, then you will have peace from the blaring loud speakers from the mosque littered everywhere. But you don't grumble about that, when Christians evangelize, you hit the roof. Atheists don't believe in God or any higher power, and you shout to the roof tops that atheism is not a religion. I dodn't get it. Then why bother so much with us? @Seun. Pls don't get mad at me calling you out. Pls kindly open up a section for the Atheist to share whatever it is they hold dear. I mean, I don't understand why you will leave your community baseless. Sometime, I feel it's on purpose to taunt the Christians. because, even you, when you find time to chat, you are agaisnt just the Christians and their God. My point? Give your fellow atheists a room to settle down, maybe, then they can leave us alone. You gathered us here, that's why we can't go to the Romance section to talk Jesus. Back to the Ops. You said, religion is the primary problem of this country, and since Christianity is your focal point, can you pin point the aspects of Christianity which are posing as problems to Nigeria as a country? Thank you. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by Nobody: 8:41pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Is God also the same as Satan? 1 Chronicles 21:1 “Satan rose up against Israel and incited David to take a census of Israel.” 2 Samuel 24:1 “The anger of the LORD burned against Israel, and he incited David against them, saying, "Go and take a census of Israel and Judah." 1 Like |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by Nobody: 1:17pm On Jun 02, 2016 |
Concerning the earth being 6,000 years old, the calculations are just assumptions. No one knows how long a day took during the creation. |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by Weah96: 1:30pm On Jun 02, 2016 |
Scholar8200: Were Africans not slaves in the US for 400 years? These Jews have r.aped your brain with their tribalism, except this time it's not Igbo vs Yoruba, but Jews vs the whole world. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by Weah96: 1:31pm On Jun 02, 2016 |
lordnicklaus: How long did it take to create the snake? Or the cockroach? 3 Likes |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by Scholar8200(m): 2:05pm On Jun 02, 2016 |
Weah96:Under the same terms as Pharaoh's? |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by Weah96: 2:48pm On Jun 02, 2016 |
Scholar8200: Far worse terms. You know me, I'm already a cynic and therefore I suspect that the whole slavery thing was in fact a systematic campaign of ped.ophilia. Pale men, in their attempt to replicate the culture of ancient Rome, kidnapped young African boys, girls, and babies with sex in mind. The only thing keeping the African males from uniting in rebellion is the foolish Jewish book which was handed out to each of the child r.ape victims. Slavery in the American South http://www.crf-usa.org/black-history-month/slavery-in-the-american-south |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by TrajansKong: 2:51pm On Jun 02, 2016 |
CHARLOE: The purest gold! More of this, please... 2 Likes |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by K9blunt(f): 11:38am On Jun 03, 2016 |
Tellemall: Indeed he is flogging a dead horse.......... Its just like trying to teach an old dog new tricks! Op free them abeg. |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by K9blunt(f): 11:38am On Jun 03, 2016 |
Tellemall: Indeed he is flogging a dead horse.......... Its just like trying to teach an old dog new tricks! 1 Like |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by Mrjo(m): 10:11pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
Decker:that's as a result of demanding for a king 1samuel 9 |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by Acekidc4(m): 3:40pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog: This ur point doesn't even make any sense!! You ran out of Valid and tangible points and u resort to this trash |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by KingEbukasBlog(m): 3:48pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
Acekidc4: I can't run out of steam during an argument . The atheists are the scums of the Nigerian society . Deal with it |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by Nobody: 5:43pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog:
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Re: God's Biblical Wonders by Rilwayne001: 3:50pm On Jun 05, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog:lol. So Catholics are worshipping satan? Really? I thought they make up the most population of Christianity? Are Christians worshipping satan? 1 Like |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by Nobody: 6:55pm On Jun 05, 2016 |
Rilwayne001:U Day Mind Them Like Their Church Wasnt Gotton From Roman Catholic Without Roman Catholic All This Church Now Wouldn't Exist Lol U Xtians Are Devil Worshipers |
Re: God's Biblical Wonders by TrajansKong: 7:08pm On Jun 05, 2016 |
Rilwayne001: Yes. The overwhelming majority of Christians in Nigeria worship a truly diabolical notion of a supreme being. The results are plain to see. Their hopeless lives are a living testament to this addiction... 2 Likes |
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