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Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by aisosa101(m): 9:50pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
was this rubbish nw why u lying |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by whykay26(m): 9:50pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
AxeurdaddyIX:abeg, where u see d CUL? |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Lumiere91: 9:52pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
AxeurdaddyIX:are u 4 real? |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by pchulo069(m): 9:52pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
giftiebrown: Kogi no hot na bros, go to Niger state, u go black pass sakho by d time u dey come back |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by aisosa101(m): 9:53pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
whykay26:his an idiot |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by anochuko01(m): 9:56pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Honeybash:lool.... una weldone o. Na to dey dig out comment remain abi |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by osytex: 9:56pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Honeybash:. I wrote what a staff told me. The truth is, only the DG knows when you guys will come in as all the staff are confused now. Clearance will run till 7th/10th, which means this week may not be visible again. Except the DG makes a U turn before Sat. I just hope what the soldiers told me in camp isn't what is gonna happen. All the same, Wish you all the Very Best. Thanks. |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Lumiere91: 9:59pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
AxeurdaddyIX Bleeeeeeeeeh[/quote]mtcheew AxeurdaddyIX Bleeeeeeeeeh[/quote]mtcheew |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Honeybash(f): 9:59pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
anochuko01:yes naw,cos I dey quick trust person nd dat wat killing me nw cos I don trust them |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Honeybash(f): 10:07pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
osytex:tnk u boss i will wait for DG to talk nxt time |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by giftiebrown(m): 10:09pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
pchulo069:Niger is 40bucks to HELL, Yola is 30bucks, 1 cn trekk to HELL frm Sokoto nd Borno(Maiduguri)...if u feel ur place is very HOT! Pls, try 2 visit thse places i mentioned... 3 Likes |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by giftiebrown(m): 10:13pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Honeybash:lol...Me no dey belive anybdy again even d DG sef... |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by osytex: 10:18pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Honeybash: looool. Alright dear. All the best. |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by phykel(m): 10:19pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
osytex: Clap for ursef. Instead of running down here with ur useless information why not face ur life Come here and vomit rubbish Scallywag |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Lopsie(f): 10:27pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
phykel: |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by surddy: 10:29pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
giftiebrown:Sokoto...chai! Am in for ish! |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Honeybash(f): 10:30pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
phykel:woo I taya o |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Brewzy007(m): 10:34pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
[quote author=aisosa101 post=46185945] his an idiot[/quote) That's too deep |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Brewzy007(m): 10:35pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
aisosa101:Be nice.... that's too deep |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Skydweller(m): 10:40pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
I thank God say me I kuku dark before. Sokoto sun no go too get effects for my body. #madeofblack |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by FrostyBlok(m): 10:49pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
phykel:LMAOOOOO. |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by anochuko01(m): 10:53pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Honeybash:eyaah, sorry miss. ''blessed are the non expectant, for they shall not be disappointed'' that's wisdom dear. |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Youngvice(m): 10:59pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
hi, I'm new here, pls can sm1 show me around... I'm prospective corp member too stream 2, plateau state. Being following ur updates fr a while now #awesome# and I want in.... |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by eaglevision(m): 11:25pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
GOOD EVENIING YALL ALUTARISTIC FAM. Been a while,i aint talking abt NYSC stuff until friday,hope we all doin good,tnx for all d mentions though i cannot reply now cos malaria been hook me since monday. we shall all smile very soon and forget this frustration stage that NYSC has put all of us in.Good night and God bless Yalll.love yall to d bones SHALOM. 1 Like |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Adamkabeer(m): 11:27pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
Youngvice: Bros, welcum shey u don join abi? find place sidon. Abeg move ur head make u no block my view |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by mariosam(m): 11:45pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
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If that was God's plan, then you would receive your joystick or vagina on your wedding day. 9. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY. 10. Men sucking lady's breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady's sucking men's d*ck is what baffles me, where did they learn it from? 11. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a 'girlfriend'. 12. When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don't take a goat as a friend. 13. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and still single, you are not different from a Canopy. 14. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face. 15. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don't walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty. 16. Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex. 17. Some of the girls of today can't even jog for 5 minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade. 18. I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3 girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror. 19. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a "broke" man who's extremely good in bed. 20. Witchcraft is when a 24 year old girl who cannot jog for 5 minutes expects a 40 year old man to last for 1 hour in bed. 21. Being dumped by a dark- skinned girl is the worst thing ever;because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional. 22. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts that will suffer the most. 23. When one's goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour's soup gets suspicious. 24. Its better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn't drill. 25. Even Satan wasn't gay, he approached Unclad Eve instead of Unclad Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage. 26. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform. 27. It is every man's dream to remove a woman's pant one day but NOT when it's on a drying line. 28. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!" 29. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow. 30. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private.” 31. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real. 32. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first. 33. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner. 34. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors. 35. Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists. 36. Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end. 37. A brave man is he who has a running stomach and still wants to flatulate. 38. Journalist: Sir don't you think 89 years would be a great time to retire as a President. Mugabe: Have you ever asked the Queen this question or is it just for African leaders? 39. Interviewer: Mr President, when are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell? Robert: Where are they going? 40. My dear ladies, please don't buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick. (Quote) (Report) (Like) (Share) mugabe mugabe 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by amas28(f): 3:37am On Jun 02, 2016 |
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Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by rafael122(m): 4:09am On Jun 02, 2016 |
amas28:LVLINK don post this thing before. BARRISTER FRAISER get many court case to attend. |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by osytex: 5:34am On Jun 02, 2016 |
phykel:Eiyaaa!! Sorry you hear?? you will get better. Get well soon. |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by DJkripple: 5:52am On Jun 02, 2016 |
Someone in here once talked about suing these guys (NYSC) for damages and all... I mean, I'm no lawyer but I definitely support that motion and I'm up for it. Anyone with know-how on how to go about this stuff should come forward. Hook me up on 08067281933 (Ejiro). Its about time these guys know we are humans. If friday comes and nothing happens then they'll be on the receiving end of not just massive protests but court cases as well. |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by aisosa101(m): 6:19am On Jun 02, 2016 |
DJkripple:truly speaking it really frustrating I must say |
Re: NYSC Batch A 2016 Stream 2 Corp Members by Fraiser(m): 6:27am On Jun 02, 2016 |
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