This is not funny at all & I find it so disgusting. Doing sex my girl friend farts as if her life depends on it & the offensive smell used to disturb me so badly.

What u will hear is "baby easssssy easy ooo", "I'm dead ooo", "Oh my god" & the next sound is from her anus 'paaaataa puu sssshh puu! pu! pu! puu! paaa.

I'm very disturbed & this ve made my sexual advances on her reduced. Pls is this normal or does she need a medical help?

Moderators pls do the needful. Oga Seun!!!

shed tears....

Are you sure it's not pussy fart?

Sorry to say, that ur girlfriend is an uncultured girl. Lots of bush girl roaming around seeking for whom to devour.

Lol!
Reminds me of the Q "Toto dey mess?"

Andrews Liver Salt recommended

its not normal but can be solved medically or spiritually..

Stop calling seun or any mod, this thread doesn't worth fp!

gabinogem:
Sorry to say, that ur girlfriend is an uncultured girl. Lots of bush girl roaming around seeking for whom to devour.

how? haaa! bt she is from a rich family & she is cultured is just dat farting during sexual intercourse is her major prob

Odi kwa terrible

DickDastardly:
Andrews Liver Salt recommended

sure?

I don't think the fart is from the anus. I think the fart is from the pussy.....that's the air trying to escape from her pussy when ur pushing ur dick in and out.

It's squirting

Imagine

Last time I checked I was informed that if your girlfriend fart during sexual intercourse it's affect one financial status spiritual.
Hw is ur financial life any changes negatively?

Lemme see.... I think.....


Buh wait, please allow me to do this....

you your life need miracle

Ahhahh

Romance section sometimes is a comic relief

Subtlelad:
Ahhahh

Romance section sometimes is a comic relief

So true... U just see some posts and laugh out loud. Op even described the way his bae farts

1. It could be a simple ''Queef'' as it is called.
Happens when air gets into her and forced out of her during the thrusting motion. Like forcing air from your mouth through your lips sealed.
Shallow strokes and thrusts should do the trick. Also keep her from positions that will easily allow air rush into her Vag. and out.



2. If it is real fart then you are just too rough. She does so because you are not easy and gentle. You are so rough you make her loose control of her rectum, perineum and anal muscles. This is your evidence: According to you she goes "baby easssssy easy ooo", "I'm dead ooo". This is a woman being tortured and not being made love to. This will be even worse when you allow all your weight to rest on her coupled with the roughness.

So take it nice and easy with her. So many boys who watch too much porn nowadays because of cheap internet access copy what they see. A girl screaming out in pain is always mistaken to be pleasure. It is quite unfortunate. I have heard a lot of street crap about how girls like it even though they are screaming in pain. How boys think they have done a good job because after the act the girls couldn't walk normally again. It is hate sex and torture that happens nowadays, no thanks to Porn.

Anyway, the best thing to do is to take it easy with her, and also learn to laugh it off and make a joke about it. Note, not to laugh at her but to laugh it off.

meelorlah:
So true... U just see some posts and laugh out loud. Op even described the way his bae farts

Infact.. It's just terrible.. Lol

AnakinSkywalker:
1. It could be a simple ''Queef'' as it is called.
Happens when air gets into her and forced out of her during the thrusting motion. Like forcing air from your mouth through your lips sealed.
Shallow strokes and thrusts should do the trick. Also keep her from positions that will easily allow air rush into her Vag. and out.



2. If it is real fart then you are just too rough. She does so because you are not easy and gentle. You are so rough you make her loose control of her rectum, perineum and anal muscles. This is your evidence: According to you she goes "baby easssssy easy ooo", "I'm dead ooo". This is a woman being tortured and not being made love to. This will be even worse when you allow all your weight to rest on her coupled with the roughness.

So take it nice and easy with her. So many boys who watch too much porn nowadays because of cheap internet access copy what they see. A girl screaming out in pain is always mistaken to be pleasure. It is quite unfortunate. I have heard a lot of street crap about how girls like it even though they are screaming in pain. How boys think they have done a good job because after the act the girls couldn't walk normally again. It is hate sex and torture that happens nowadays, no thanks to Porn.

Anyway, the best thing to do is to take it easy with her, and also learn to laugh it off and make a joke about it. Note not to laugh at her but to laugh it off.

This is for you bros

Why not get tissue paper to choke the space around the vagina and her anus? If that doesn't work use khaki or cotton material.

AnakinSkywalker:
1. It could be a simple ''Queef'' as it is called.
Happens when air gets into her and forced out of her during the thrusting motion. Like forcing air from your mouth through your lips sealed.
Shallow strokes and thrusts should do the trick. Also keep her from positions that will easily allow air rush into her Vag. and out.



2. If it is real fart then you are just too rough. She does so because you are not easy and gentle. You are so rough you make her loose control of her rectum, perineum and anal muscles. This is your evidence: According to you she goes "baby easssssy easy ooo", "I'm dead ooo". This is a woman being tortured and not being made love to. This will be even worse when you allow all your weight to rest on her coupled with the roughness.

So take it nice and easy with her. So many boys who watch too much porn nowadays because of cheap internet access copy what they see. A girl screaming out in pain is always mistaken to be pleasure. It is quite unfortunate. I have heard a lot of street crap about how girls like it even though they are screaming in pain. How boys think they have done a good job because after the act the girls couldn't walk normally again. It is hate sex and torture that happens nowadays, no thanks to Porn.

Anyway, the best thing to do is to take it easy with her, and also learn to laugh it off and make a joke about it. Note, not to laugh at her but to laugh it off.

hahaha guy e no funny. am always cool wit her

Subtlelad:
Ahhahh

Romance section sometimes is a comic relief

haaa. Na bad tin to express ones feelings?

AnakinSkywalker:
1. It could be a simple ''Queef'' as it is called.
Happens when air gets into her and forced out of her during the thrusting motion. Like forcing air from your mouth through your lips sealed.
Shallow strokes and thrusts should do the trick. Also keep her from positions that will easily allow air rush into her Vag. and out.



2. If it is real fart then you are just too rough. She does so because you are not easy and gentle. You are so rough you make her loose control of her rectum, perineum and anal muscles. This is your evidence: According to you she goes "baby easssssy easy ooo", "I'm dead ooo". This is a woman being tortured and not being made love to. This will be even worse when you allow all your weight to rest on her coupled with the roughness.

So take it nice and easy with her. So many boys who watch too much porn nowadays because of cheap internet access copy what they see. A girl screaming out in pain is always mistaken to be pleasure. It is quite unfortunate. I have heard a lot of street crap about how girls like it even though they are screaming in pain. How boys think they have done a good job because after the act the girls couldn't walk normally again. It is hate sex and torture that happens nowadays, no thanks to Porn.

Anyway, the best thing to do is to take it easy with her, and also learn to laugh it off and make a joke about it. Note, not to laugh at her but to laugh it off.

Very well said. Thumbs up .

Op this is the most appropriate response to your question

Weep for ur life