Thrillest:
#NYSCNOTSCRAPPED ...
PRESIDENCY CLEARS THE AIR!

Contrary to the rumour renting the social media that the National Youth Service Scheme (NYSC), established since 1975 by then Head of State General Yakubu Gowon (retd), has been summarily disbanded and scrapped by President Muhammadu Buhari, alongside post Jamb tertiary institutions exam, UMTE, authoritative Villa source has promptly denied such as unfounded and legally illogical.

"NYSC is a creation of the law. Only another law can repeal it."

- Garba Shehu (Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity)
Copied from nysc official Facebook page

okey.

sunex90:
see as belle just d sweet me as I de read dis post! even if no b truth self,,,de happiness wey dis post don bring me worth applauding........ Tanx oda poster

Even if them never scrap am, NYSC na shit. U no want make them scrap am give you exemption? NYSC no worth the one year ooo, cos say it's mandatory, otherwise na to bone am for sure pass.

Please as unah dey wake up tomorrow morning, make we try pray to God

eelipumper:
Any body dey go jos for here. Holla at mua. I see camp opening SOON!!! happy Sunday guys!

U too na Jos? d two BOTH OF US shall go 2geda....

eelipumper:

Awon ti MfM DE... Oya fire it.

Baba MI na so oo

Pls add me up on a group chat for pcms posted to plateau this is my digit 07033744855

Youngvice:

U too na Jos? d two BOTH OF US shall go 2geda....

U be confirm o

Goodmorning peeps, I believe we all have a pleasant night... I pray we receive the goodnews we are expecting from nysc today as anty Kemi do the needful.

Fraiser:
Goodmorning peeps, I believe we all have a pleasant night... I pray we receive the goodnews we are expecting from nysc today as anty Kemi do the needful.

We pray so o. Baba good morning

maccabi:



Bro what's the actual measurement needed for a sound relationship ... plus u know u will need to take the measurements in two places I.e first measurement b4 Ere*tion and second measurement with Ere*tion...shey u grab

Dr Meyer fraiser...

lmao.... Baba na d later one I dey talk o... And it must not b less dan 15inches...lol...

okitaiji:
Ahh baba u dey hear? I dey hail u, na wetin aunty kemi turn us to be that nah

enh enh better, i been don dey arrange my bois for u na... Hw ur nyt na...

adaora015:


Transfer me ke via western union or money gram ? Ure funny sha

lol... Babe no b dat kyn transfer I dey talk o, na transfer via emotional union nd passionate gram I dey talk... Gudmorni dear, hw ur nyt?

maccabi:






*clears throat * hey ... *Lopsie* just text me now say u never pay for ur 5litres of palmie whey u drink ooooo !!!

chai... Baba why u go dey burst my bubbles like dis na wen u know sey EbyNicole dey my syd... I go disfriend u o...

okitaiji:
my bae has finally agreed, fraiser u d see ba

lol... Agree for wetin, u just dey bobo ursef, EbyNicole wey still chill wit me yesterday wit cold zobo nd kilichi, nd she tell sey she just dey pull ur leg ni...

maccabi:




Hurray ... But no forget say u have reached ur limits of women oooo here in this village , but any other added advantages u might need to secure a new wifey yhu can come over to village court to pay levies/fines .. ASAP !!! Plus other documents u need To sign . Abishabby , Slimfitdiva & honeybash need to be present too


Remain bless .. Mr Oki !!!

oya comot honeybash from dat list jor, hw u go dey mention my name wit okitaiji, which kyn defamation of character b dat? Take ur tym o...

maccabi:




*Thrillest*

Wow ... Firstly I would say ur post here is Good news plus have been waiting for days now for u to say a word here in this village ... How u , bae ?

No mind me jare. Am alright

Fraiser:
Goodmorning peeps, I believe we all have a pleasant night... I pray we receive the goodnews we are expecting from nysc today as anty Kemi do the needful.

na so bro make we tanda dey wait d news

Good morning gud fellas. Ehm! Oga okitaiji I hail o, baba Fraiser, I loyal sir. Hope dez nysc pple Don ready 2 give us date dis week evn if camp is year after next?

Abeg wer are my intelligent gal frnds? Candicejay, barongmj,pritycrytal et al

Good morning guys! Shud I suggest ubguys shudnt relent in ur efforts? I strongly believe the press statement was issued to ease tension... But one thing I have learnt from this government is their ability to take back their words and deny they ever said anything in that light..


Gov ayo fayose, Ben Bruce top bloggers and those who can easily get to the masses and government tru their tweet or otherwise should be Contacted too... DG AND FINANCE MINISTER shud continue to feel the heat till u guys are sworn in...

During fasting hope Muslims aren't suppose to lie? Call all Muslim ppl (especially DG) associated with dis brouhaha... If they lie for Ramadan period, na Allah go judge them....

This is my 2 cent my ppl.. Jah bless

Greyworld:
Good morning gud fellas. Ehm! Oga okitaiji I hail o, baba Fraiser, I loyal sir. Hope dez nysc pple Don ready 2 give us date dis week evn if camp is year after next?

Abeg wer are my intelligent gal frnds? Candicejay, barongmj,pritycrytal et al

Stressed

Greyworld:
Good morning gud fellas. Ehm! Oga okitaiji I hail o, baba Fraiser, I loyal sir. Hope dez nysc pple Don ready 2 give us date dis week evn if camp is year after next?

Abeg wer are my intelligent gal frnds? Candicejay, barongmj,pritycrytal et al

baba I sight you, it's by fire by force they will release it if not I pity aunty kemi this week

Fraiser:
oya comot honeybash from dat list jor, hw u go dey mention my name wit okitaiji, which kyn defamation of character b dat? Take ur tym o...

hahaha bad belle d worry u, u no know sey honeybash don divorce you since? keep off bro. hope ur night was good. good morning

Fraiser:
lol... Agree for wetin, u just dey bobo ursef, EbyNicole wey still chill wit me yesterday wit cold zobo nd kilichi, nd she tell sey she just dey pull ur leg ni...

EbyNicole no dey do chop and clean mouth oo, she just wan to use your head

Fraiser:
enh enh better, i been don dey arrange my bois for u na... Hw ur nyt na...

lol.. ur boiz go disappear be that. my nyt was fantastically correct

I hope you have dash kemi one greetings this morning

adaora015:


Hello

bae why u dey always greet giftiebrown alone nah, I want your greetings to branch for my area too nah. how was your night

beautycrush24:


Stressed

Thnks dear. Yu sure lyk jack Bauer.

eelipumper:

Brother. You know every now. Lol. When guy wan bad, he go meet good, when he wan good, opposite. I know say your package just pure

lol... U make sense for dat one sha, person wey get head no get cap, person wey get cap no get head, naso life b, bur one tin b sey good go surely meet gud one day, na just a matter of tym... Wait o which package u dey talk about? I no understand da one

leeleeane7:
Please let us not fail to remind aunty kemi, cbn governor and all others that are sitting on the cash we need that they can take 13bn naira out of the 78.3bn naira that oga bubu claimed he recovered from the looters....
If they remove the 13bn we need they will still have more than enough to share and flex themselves. ...

Let them just try an settle us..I know it will be hard for aunty kemi especially as she don budget the hermes handbag and louboutin shoes she wan use her own buy...but more will still come for her...

chaii this bae don finish this oga @d top kpatakpata. one gbosa to you jor

hope ur night was good

EbyNicole:
Lol so he been dey owe,and he wan owe on top my head join,I dodge am joor

chai... No tell me sey u blieve wetin maccabi talk o, he just dey spoil my name ni fa... Infact I dey always deposit money wit lopsie incase anybody won go drink for her side for dis village. Me wey b sey na me Adenuga of this village... I am capable of taking care of u fa...

shomzy i was posted to niger not jos

eelipumper:

Not really good at nairaland stuffs o. How can I do that'?..08164786685. My number though for jos peeps.

okitaiji:
lmao... u know sey I be one of the chief in this village so we marry anyhow we like, ask fraiser he will explain more. but as per to pay lavy to help your ministry I will come to service your chamber

abah why hin go ask na, me ayam monogamist jor, I no get more dan two wifes FOR NOW... So I no get d experience of wetin u dey talk....