Emerald22:

If he does wat will you do? My DD is the photocopy of DH, u know wat i mean by photocopy na, nothing is missing btw the two. Just be prepared to meet your lo dear, no think am.

Of course i know dear. From my smiley at the end of my post, you should know its just a joke. It'll even be more fun to see him look like my dh

dunasy:


You will accept with all joy noni. My DS so resembles DH,the funny and not funny part is when well wishers rub it in your face saying" Daddy's boy" but don't worry , Hansel will pick your face too small with time.

Hahahaha

Joyfulmoda:
Good evening dear sisters,

I used to peep in here once in a while from ttc group,hoping to join someday,I thank God that the day is finally here and I av ported here now.

I greet all my elders o

This group seem very interesting too like the ttc group

May we all carry our babies successfully and give birth safely in due time IJN.Amen

This is officially the most interesting thread on Nairaland. Hehehe. Welcome to the preggy thread dear and i wish same for all other mamas at the ATC thread.
Hope you're fully loaded to pay your dues to accountant Zaynie?

talltosyne:
Mummyejire, u re sighted!

Yes ooo, I'm always here to tap anointing from mamas here. How's my baby doing?kisses to him/her

iomoge2:
The following mamas should breeze in na.
Please.

008. Jummy004
011. Moskidarl
012. Oshey01

015. Princesskiki
016. Pweetyface
017. Rejoice03
021. XX01

I dey o. Been out of Nairaland for a bit. Had a health scare and my business has had to take a back seat. So been very busy. But I am still here.

In about 2 months, will be very active.

enkaydewdrop:



I don ves

no no no, iya beji, no vex Abeg. I jes dey find ya trouble.

I hope you rested well and woke up with better strength.

I just hope that when you put to bed, you will not abandon this thread. you make is very lively and busy....

I like your kind of person....

zaynie, you started from.Nas? lol.... I think you are reading it backwards..... try to start from bakorah, most of the long surhahs are the first 10 or so Sarah's. once you get past them, it is smooth sail.

no, I didn't start on day1, I forgot my Quran at home.

lagbara Olorun, I will start today. I will get back to you after doing my calculation.

yes to your proposal being Quran buddies.

May Allah make it easy...

sugah, are you saying your friend wasn't enjoying kpekusing?

sometimes, I wonder if i was truly circumcised. I read that circumcised ladies.don't enjoy sex but mine is soooo different. I love kpekusing die.

I remember once when DH had to start wearing boxers to bed, when I asked the reason, he said he no wan die...lol.... even if he says he is tired, I will just go on top...

tipsyjules,.it could be your mind playing games. the fact you know that you were circumcised, you programmed your mind you are not to enjoy sex. I erased that from my mind when I started my nysc after I googled and it helped me.

I still don't support female circumcision and will never do it for my Daughter.

I thought all along that I wasn't circumcised but when I mentioned it to do, he said are u sure

I have cli.t na abi them cut small comot?

Or is it because I do allow dh as an obligation and not because I want it.
Do I ever want it sef?

Please who can I ask if I was circumcised?
My mum said she was but she didnt mention if I was.
My girlfriend once checked and said I wasn't and showed me hers and it was plain inside. No cli.t.

Was mine half done?
I feel there is a cut between the head of the cli.t and the rest.

I don't even know sef.
Nobody should touch my daughter o. Hian.l

XX01:


I dey o. Been out of Nairaland for a bit. Had a health scare and my business has had to take a back seat. So been very busy. But I am still here.

In about 2 months, will be very active.

Pele dear.
Hope u are strong now.
And business is getting back on track.

Please try n say his even if it's once in while... Like weekly.

Please be strong for Lo

mitchyy:


Of course i know dear. From my smiley at the end of my post, you should know its just a joke. It'll even be more fun to see him look like my dh

Andre is a réplica of his father too. na so e b ohh even to toenails and finger nails. lol

Joyfulmoda:
Good evening dear sisters,

I used to peep in here once in a while from ttc group,hoping to join someday,I thank God that the day is finally here and I av ported here now.

I greet all my elders o

This group seem very interesting too like the ttc group

May we all carry our babies successfully and give birth safely in due time IJN.Amen

You are highly welcome , locate the golden chair and sit down. Enjoy your preggy. Safe 9 months and delivery to you. I believe you know what to do first since you ve been a peeper.

enkaydewdrop:


U no know before say fortius na wicked somborri?

Her name "cutienik" just decieve me.. Mama Hansel beware of this woman called Fortius.
enkaydewdrop, u can collect her and add her to team june.

bolseas:
sugah, are you saying your friend wasn't enjoying kpekusing?

sometimes, I wonder if i was truly circumcised. I read that circumcised ladies.don't enjoy sex but mine is soooo different. I love kpekusing die.

tipsyjules,.it could be your mind playing games. the fact you know that you were circumcised, you programmed your mind you are not to enjoy sex. I erased that from my mind when I started my nysc after I googled and it helped me.

I still don't support female circumcision and will never do it for my Daughter.

My Dear, you are fortunate to be among those who don't experience clitoral orgasms so they don't necessarily need their clitoris to enjoy kpekpusing. For those who belong to this group of clitoral orgasm, they don't enjoy sex because the nerves that transmits pleasure signals from the clitoris to their brain has been cut off...so sex for them is a matter of mere 'obligation or duty' to hubby which should not be so....

BritneyStacy:

My Dear, you are fortunate to be among those who don't experience clitoral orgasms so they don't necessarily need their clitoris to enjoy kpekpusing. For those who belong to this group of clitoral orgasm, they don't enjoy sex because the nerves that transmits pleasure signals from the clitoris to their brain has been cut off...so sex for them is a matter of mere 'obligation or duty' to hubby which should not be so....

wooow...Thank you for the clarification.

@bolseas your post is very insightful and reminds me of my bestie. She was circumcised too but enjoys kpekus.

But there are various degrees or severity of circumcision...some have the clit0ris cut off totally, while some have the lips of the vjay cut off all in a bid to make the girls less promiscuous.

However, I really believe that the mind plays abig part in kpekusing. So tipsyjules open up a bit and enjoy the pre-intimacy, let that last for as long as possible b4 the main deal.
There's a reason why u do not put much fight when tipsy...its cos alcohol has a way of freeing us of our inihibitions. You must enjoy kpekus oo

Thanks darling mamas for ur prayers and wishes. christybabe, ozycy, ebony13. May celebration never cease from your homes. Amen!

below....

missade

But there are various degrees or severity of circumcision...some have the clit0ris cut off totally, while some have the lips of the vjay cut off

you are correct. even BritneyStacy explained this.

this is terrible. I no know wetin to write or talk again.

serendipityF:
hbd 2my lovely captain @feddy27 wish u many more blessed years in perfect health and same goes to Jennykoko, hbd ma'am more blessings.

In other words, my feet is swelling ooo at 21 weeks, It started 2day, is it not too early? I am worried cc feddy27 zaynie and all sabi mamas

Its early but as long as your bp is within the normal range and no protein in urine, it is normal.
Just keep you feet elevated on a pillow when you go bed and if you sit or stand for long at work, you may want to take more short breaks.

enkaydewdrop:



Ah babe, you neva still start your leave

ah never start oooo

and i no wan born for lagos....



#yippeee..... leave starts tomorrow..... #DancingAwilo

iomoge2:


Please who can I ask if I was?l

Some have the "ball" like structure at the rip of the cli.t cur off and that's where the nerves are concentrated. Maybe its a case of low libido or fair. Try a lil Spanish fly and see. ERM after lo comes sha

blessedchick:






Happy birthday in arrears capitain fed.dy27

And to other mamas

Wish u all long life n prosperity

Team october

Thanks darling

BritneyStacy:
*moves one leg at a time, pauses, puts hands on the waist, continues walking, grabs the next available sit and rushes to put nyash, adjusts bump and heaves a sigh of relief*
Nnes , answer to your names ooo

20. Orirebaby- Biko, try branch class na

Please come in - and share your own experience. ..what is it like for you We love to read from you...

My very own captain I present o. You know that type of student wey no dey always raise hand for class na that type I be.lol

I thank God for the journey so far. Now its headache that is dealing with me. Waist pain nko and weight gain they just perch for my side jare God will see us thru.

Am I the only one in this team that hasn't bought anything even as lil as socks . Wanna find time to go to Lagos oo cos this ph I cant shout it will just be as if am throwing money away cos am still very new over here. Dh has given me till next week to get things in order and avengers dey threaten to start bombing planes but all the same will storm lagos island by next week.

August mamas countdown of life has started o ; Shalla to my teamies*waves my hand like a pageant babe*

Has any mama shopped for baby clothes on aliexpress they have lovely baby things just that am not sure of their quality but saw some nice reviews for some products sha. Please if anyone has gotten baby things there pls share your experience.

June mamas God is your strength you shall all share your goodnews soonest.

#TeamAugust for supernatural delivery

luscioustrish:
Whew!....finally finished reading over 10+ pages..una well done oh.

Learnt a lot too..from the breathing technique to shopping list,it is well.

I'm having pains in my wrists started with the right one n now the left one has joined in the pain,having trouble lifting things even to turn eba na war...help me oh!

Need advice on how to relate with prospective in-laws for the first time...they are Yoruba n I'm ibo.


Happy birthday to my captain..many more years ahead

#teamoctober.

Thanks for the birthday wishes.

Pele dear, the pain in your wrist is called carpal tunnel syndrome. You can read up ways to ease it.

As per prospective inlaws, I'm also in an inter-tribal marriage (Rivers married to Delta). Don't think there's any big deal.

Yoruba mamas will tell you how it is done cos they seem to be more traditional than we are.

Zaynie biko help my teamie

limsycutey:
So I heard they are going to announce the devaluation of Nigeria very very very soon. Which means, prices of imported items will increase even more, maybe as much as 25%. Mamas, make una shop quickly o, if possible before the end of the week. And I've not even bought the big items... Which way Nigeria

it is a serious matter o, sometimes wen I enter market I will just be wandering about, I may not buying what I intend buying self.

May God continue to provide for us abundantly

ozycy:

Happy birthday dear, GOD bless you real big.
How about changing your moniker to feddy28

lol..tanxs darling! for your mind, I was 27 yrs o

sugah:
Happy birthday fe..ddy27,

Happy birthday to your hubby! Hope you had a great day

My darling mamas! Thank you for the show of love; it was amazing! God bless us all and teach us to number our days.

Here's a piece of the cake for you

The celebrations have not ended, TODAY IS MY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY!

2yrs down the line and God has shown Himself more than faithful !

We are grateful to Him for love, bliss, peace, friendship and all that He blessed us with!

Please celebrate with us as we give God thanks

feddy27:


Thanks for the birthday wishes.

Pele dear, the pain in your wrist is called carpal tunnel syndrome. You can read up ways to ease it.

As per prospective inlaws, I'm also in an inter-tribal marriage (Rivers married to Delta). Don't think there's any big deal.

Yoruba mamas will tell you how it is done cos they seem to be more traditional than we are.

Zaynie biko help my teamie

Thanks a lot
Good morning

cutie999:


Mama wetin you dey chop? My date is june 29 nd scan shows 2.9...which ve driven myself crazy with worry.

Three gbosas for u dearie.

#Team june for supernatural delivery#

Maybe na this pap and avocado pear wey I dey chop every morning but I don't add sugar and I do take it in the mornings only. Night I eat veg and fruits. My afternoon food is more of moimoi. Nawa ooo

missade:


Some have the "ball" like structure at the rip of the cli.t cur off and that's where the nerves are concentrated. Maybe its a case of low libido or fair. Try a lil Spanish fly and see. ERM after lo comes sha

OK. Will do. After lo arrival.
Ball like at d tip. Ha.
I no get o.
Just something looking like liver standing alone. N there is a cut on both side behind d liver side.
It's not joined to the length at d back.