"Deadly romance"

chai!!

Why is it that yoruba's and infidelity are like siamese twins

What's his stupid name again and why was his surname withheld Dumb-ass mofo

ireneony:
he lied to his pregnant wife and to God, using church vigil as an excuse to carry out his act which caught up on him.

He deserved it!

No he didn't deserve to die like that, he needed repentance instead of being another soul lost in hell

I Stand To Be Corrected Oh ! Its My First Time. And I Don't Know How To Put It As A Topic
[6/5, 9:26 PM] Itz Mistadora La Fwesh: MY WOMAN, MY EVERYTHING
Episode 1
Wealth, Class, Beauty, Fame, name it, Adora has it all.
She was from a wealthy and a highly respected family. Her father happens to be one of the most Successful Entrepreneur in the Country.
Adora never lacked anything except friends.
All the people around her where either opportunist and the few she could actually rely on were not comfortable around her.
This made her unhappy. She needed friends she can confined in. But her money can’t buy that.
The only way she thought she can get what she want is to go back to Tertiary school in disguise.
She had already finished with her first degree in UK yet she was willing to embark on this mission.
She applied and eventually gain admission. From her personal savings she can pay all her fees for the whole duration of her program, However Adora kept this a secret from her father.
She was completely on her own.
She had to go to school using the public transport leaving behind luxurious cars that she owned.
She rented a room close to her new school, bought some dress to look like a regular lady.
It was the first time for lectures and all the fresh students gathered at the lecture hall waiting for class to begin.
The atmosphere was filled with tension as they were all new to the Tertiary system. They hardly knew themselves either.
Adora had not arrived yet, she was running late on her first day on campus, she did that on purpose cause she wanted to be noticed ones she entered the class.
Soon a lecturer arrived and shortly after, the class began.
Adora arrived in class while lectures was on going. Indeed she was noticed by all the students as she looked very charming even in her simple and regular dress.
She quickly spotted an empty chair and sat on it.
Adora was not the only one late tho, Tony arrived shortly in a rush right after Adora got seated.
Tony was sweaty all over, however he went straight ahead and sat right beside Adora.
He didn’t realize the beauty he was sitting beside until Adora gave him a handkerchief to wipe off the sweat.
The lecturer noticed what Adora did and he said “Shame, how can a handsome guy like you go around with no handkerchief”
Tony got embarrassed with the lecturer’s comment as the whole class got something to laugh about.
Adora felt bad for him and told the lecturer that “Sir, the handkerchief belong him, he actually leaned it to me on our way here”
“Do you two know each other already” asked the lecturer
To be continued.
[6/5, 9:26 PM] Itz Mistadora La Fwesh: “My Woman, My Everything”
Episode 2
“Do you two know each other already” asked the lecturer
Adora was silent, she didn’t know the answer to give the lecturer.
“Lady, i asked you a question” said the lecturer
It was obvious that Tony had to come out with something
“Yes sir, she is a good friend of mine way back in High school” Tony intervene.
One lie lead to the other, the lecturer ignored them and continued with the class.
It was amazing how Adora and Tony for the first time clicked. The chemistry between them was just above the limit. You could tell from the look on their faces that they wanted the class to end so they can talk to each other.
Adora couldn’t hold herself, she took a sheet of paper and wrote “Thank you”, she then passed it to Tony who quickly replied.
For close to 20 minutes, Adora and Tony were just exchanging notes of messages.
There were getting along pretty well. The smiles on their faces was a sign that they were enjoying every bit of the conversation.
On the first day, they just didn’t pay attention to the lecturer, their attention was on each other.
Unfortunately the class had to come to an end and the lecturer dismissed the class.
Before Tony could ask of Adora’s name on his final note, the Lecturer asked Adora to see him.
She walked out of the class to see the lecturer who had already sat in his vehicle.
He made Adora sit in the car and drove her away from the presence of the Students.
Adora curiously asked the lecturer “Sir, where are we going, i have to go home”
“Don’t worry am just driving you away from these students, they talk too much, and by the way you can call me Mr. Edward, am not comfortable with you calling me sir” The lecturer answered.
“Ok Sir, sorry Mr. Edward, may i know what i have done wrong? Adora asked
” why do you think you have done something wrong? I called you here to meet your acquittance, as a lecturer, one of my roles is to seek the welfare of my students. I won’t waste your time, take my card and call me tonight”
Adora took the card and got down from his car. She actually wanted to see Tony before going home, she rushed back to the lecture hall to meet the absence of Tony.
Tony had waited for all this while and had already left cause he thought Adora had gone home.
To be continued
[6/5, 9:26 PM] Itz Mistadora La Fwesh: “My Woman, My Everything”
Episode 3
Adora went home after she met his absence. Indeed the night was long, she stood up all night remembering her encounter with Tony.
She didn’t even know his name. She kept on remembering the whole scenario to the extent that she forgot to call the Lecturer Mr. Edwards.
She tossed and turn around on her bed as the face of Tony kept appearing in her mind.
“Am i in love?” She asked herself.
“No, this can’t be me, i don’t love like that. Probably am just crushing on him. Yeah thats the word -Crush, am crushing on him, lets see what tomorrow has in stoke”
She asked herself.
It wasn’t different from Tony, He was also at home thinking of these mystery girl he met in class but was interrupted by a knock on the door.
Apparently, it was his ex girlfriend Nana Ama.
Tony had een trying to get back to her for the past 6 months. Nana Ama was the busy type and amateur actress. She was always on the move with Celebrities and other top movie directors in the country. She hardly had time for Tony and their relationship, and that caused the break up.
Tony was surprise to see her at his door step.
“Wow what brings you here? Lets get in” Tony requested.
“Sorry i can’t am with someone, he is waiting for me across the street. I just came here for one thing” Said Nana Ama
“Hmm, what is it” Tony asked.
She opened her purse and took out a ring. It was a promise ring that Tony gave her a year ago when they were dating.
“Take it back Tony, and stop calling me, am now engage and will be getting married soon, i don’t need any set backs.” Nana Ama said this and gave Tony the ring.
You can imagine the look on Tony’s face. He was just hurt at this moment that he couldn’t utter a word.
Nana Ama having given him the ring went away that instant.
Even though he was hurt, he had a reason to be happy. The thought of Adora was still running through his mind. He decided to go to campus early the next morning with the hope that he get to
interact more with Adora before the class begins.
The night passed by and Tony was already on the move early that morning. Lectures was at 9:30 am, yet by 7:15 he was just 5 minutes away from the school.
He got to campus and head straight to the lecturer hall.
To his amazement Adora was already in class waiting for him.
Their eyes met, and for awhile they kept staring at each other. Adora stood up and went towards him. She then stood right infront of him, looked straight into his eyes and asked “What’s your name”
“I am Anthony Chukwuebuka but you call me Tony” He answered
“Adora” she continued without waiting for him to even asked.
They stood there still staring at each other. The words were few. Their eyes did all the talking and before you knew it, they were kissing.
The kiss was so real that they felt each other’s breath while kissing, their was wrestling against each other. Before the kiss got intense they were interrupted.
“What do you think you are doing”
The quickly stopped to see who it was.
It was Mr. Edwards the lecturer.
To be continued.

he died after a brief Bleep.

Name Checkers Association Of Nairaland.. Over to you guyz.

Food Is Ready Ohhhhh

girl4rmspace:


No he didn't deserve to die like that, he needed repentance instead of being another soul lost in hell

he knows about his health status but he still went about doing bad (adultery).
Served him right.
He called it upon himself

ireneony:
he knows about his health status but he still went about doing bad (adultery).
Served him right.
He called it upon himself

C'mon just how many people die when having sex? 1 in a million. There's no way he would have predicted it would go that far.

Oh he forgot to collect his trophy for the marathon, hope he gets a spare trophy when he reach his destination.
Marathon sex is simply an alcohol or drug fuelled sex that goes on tdb.

Do you want to know the meaning of tdb too?

SPG4U:
Marathon sex..how do they do that?

na wa o! and the list keeps growing. stop adultery, una no go hear.

Aprime:
So Literally, What gave birth to him killed him.

how poetic

girl4rmspace:


C'mon just how many people die when having sex? 1 in a million. There's no way he would have predicted it would go that far.

Dont be too sure. Its really far more than common than one may think. Just a few:

women too dey die oo: . https://www.nairaland.com/2739851/housewife-dies-lovers-house-while

But of course, na men plenty pass. Almost becoming an epidemic!!
https://www.nairaland.com/2573132/man-dies-room-kubwa-fct
https://www.nairaland.com/2498701/man-three-wives-dies-during
https://www.nairaland.com/2472720/man-dies-lovers-apartment-delta
https://www.nairaland.com/2627703/man-dies-after-marathon-sexual
https://www.nairaland.com/1414775/banker-dies-after-sex-romp
https://www.nairaland.com/2798122/photo-man-dies-during-sex
https://www.nairaland.com/3019885/policeman-dies-lagos-hotel-while/2

And these are the reported cases.

Islie:



Man dies during sex with concubine



http://sunnewsonline.com/man-dies-during-sex-with-concubine/

Monkey don go market e no come back

• How many times have you seen or heard or read where a woman died on top of or under a man during sex? Men do that!

• How many times have you seen women sweating profusely during or after sex? Men do that!

• How many times have you seen women dead-tired and with no strength left in them after sex? Men experience that!

• How many times have you seen/heard a man moaning, screaming and unconsciously calling your (woman's) names, that of God and his ancestors, asking you to give it to him, to go deeper and harder and faster and pleads with you never to stop or cüm or he'll kill you? Women do that!

It pains me so much that after all these 'sacrifices', women (a good number of them) still somehow, see sex as favours done to the men, one which you (the man) should beg/pay for. What a very silly and utterly unacceptable mentality. It's pathetic!

Here and there, you hear/read about men dying during sex. We sacrifice a lot to see that our women are satisfied in...bed, yet they are not satisfied...in life. They'd still, somehow, find a way to whine, complain and blame everything on men! Fvck!!!

sirnature:
So he has gone back frm dat particular same place he came frm

Died in active service





He will surely be remembered

Rest In P***y

he died in active service dis one got me

haba. .....wen u no b kenyan. Na only Kenya deh do anytin marathon na

RIP man... Guess U'll be regretting about dat now...



Meanwhile, check my signature

the wages of sin is still death

Nixiepie:
Why is it that some men are no contented with their God given wives... Anyways ur judgment awaits

*checks profile picture*

Don't worry, I should be contented with you.

But if one is already married, your beauty can make one to be discontented

Hmmmmnnnn.....Men! Men!! Men !!!! How many times i call una ?

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JoeCutie:
• How many times have you seen or heard or read where a woman died on top of or under a man during sex? Men do that!

• How many times have you seen women sweating profusely during or after sex? Men do that!

• How many times have you seen women dead-tired and with no strength left in them after sex? Men experience that!

• How many times have you seen/heard a man moaning, screaming and unconsciously calling your (woman's) names, that of God and his ancestors, asking you to give it to him, to go deeper and harder and faster and pleads with you never to stop or cüm or he'll kill you? Women do that!

It pains me so much that after all these 'sacrifices', women (a good number of them) still somehow, see sex as favours done to the men, one which you (the man) should beg/pay for. What a very silly and utterly unacceptable mentality. It's pathetic!

Here and there, you hear/read about men dying during sex. We sacrifice a lot to see that our women are satisfied in...bed, yet they are not satisfied...in life. They'd still, somehow, find a way to whine, complain and blame everything on men! Fvck!!!

Hehehehehe. Chai! Obum will not kill me o.
Sorry love,it is not our their fault .
But life is not all about sex na .

that is why i hate xtian,they will lie on night vigi but will go for sex vigil

Dynamonds:


*checks profile picture*

Don't worry, I should be contented with you.

But if one is already married, your beauty can make one to be discontented

lol hmmmmmmm

With gratitude to God for a life wrongly spent!!!

sirnature:
So he has gone back frm dat particular same place he came frm

Died in active service





He will surely be remembered

Rest In P***y

yes na .don't you know these kinds of activities are very delicious? its sweetness can be compared to non. it will blow your mind away, it will literarily make you walk on air!
the way you crave our vagina and breasts is the same way we crave and are craxy about your penis!

A girl dat cnt juq for 3mins askinq a 75yrs man to 'hit it harder'.. shey na grave she wan send d poor old man qo...

If na igbo man u ll hear igbo man died on top of a womam. Now d man no com get sure name Tnk God we knw his town

Nixiepie:
lol hmmmmmmm

Yes now

You want to give me a trial?

Too bad

MadCow1:
Concubine sex is just the best..


They leave you breathless (literally)..




That Man died happy, thats for sure.

Lol!

OrangeDream:
With gratitude to God for a life wrongly spent!!!

Lmao!

JoeCutie:
• How many times have you seen or heard or read where a woman died on top of or under a man during sex? Men do that!

• How many times have you seen women sweating profusely during or after sex? Men do that!

• How many times have you seen women dead-tired and with no strength left in them after sex? Men experience that!

• How many times have you seen/heard a man moaning, screaming and unconsciously calling your (woman's) names, that of God and his ancestors, asking you to give it to him, to go deeper and harder and faster and pleads with you never to stop or cüm or he'll kill you? Women do that!

It pains me so much that after all these 'sacrifices', women (a good number of them) still somehow, see sex as favours done to the men, one which you (the man) should beg/pay for. What a very silly and utterly unacceptable mentality. It's pathetic!

Here and there, you hear/read about men dying during sex. We sacrifice a lot to see that our women are satisfied in...bed, yet they are not satisfied...in life. They'd still, somehow, find a way to whine, complain and blame everything on men! Fvck!!!

Afi sacrifices naa.

Sex must truly really be a huge sacrifice for men. So painful & thoroughly unenjoyable. Lmao!

Nle o, Mr sacrifice.