LadyX:
This made my evening I wonder what you are like in real life

Oyind17:

Ladies are complaining of the poor performance of their bfs. I disagree with you , ladies know better than lie down like wood, most ladies are even the riders.
Most ladies moan to make you people think you are hitting it hard but we fake it to make you feel good and boost of how good you are in bed but she's not satisfied with your performance.

AfroKnight:


Oh. So you have been pretending all this while? That's deception na. Anyway, the man is just being considerate cos you moan at the slightest touch. He just doesn't want to damage your something.

Oyind17:

My friend is in love

Oyind17:

Lol, 3minutes guy

MrCork:

Oyind17:

MrClock, what?

MrCork:

....baby..tonite our hart will bee has one...so I want u to hold me ..touch me ..make u ma woman ..tonite...cuzz ther samtin in ya romantic eyes I see n I will not be tray yor truss in me simply becoz am from pekam london & I simply drive £28,000 Range Rover spot or simply becuzz ma *kondo* is 17inches loooong but am ready to fill yor hart wit pleasure......
... sweery can u fill it & do I make sencse?

Oyind17:

Hahaha...lmao! can you satisfy me? Am afraid u can't

MrCork:


..GOAT!!!!

Oyind17:

Hahahaha go for an enlargement , that's when I'll listen to u. GOAT(no offeinse)

Oyind17:
Let's talk about the poor performance of some guys on bed

MrCork:
..this sinners need to repent sooooonest...all they do on nairaland is talk about sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxc:

Ellacyute45, KingCheezjyPuff, QueenVjalarie, Ojnila, HatueU2, Naughtynyaughty, Beirlyn, Hisduuchess, juhuan, makydejbbie, STFrUareyouG0d,halfrichanadian

Dis drunk grandpa again

MrCork:
..this sinners need to repent sooooonest...all they do on nairaland is talk about sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxc:

Ellacute45, KingCheezyPuff, QueenValarie, Onila, HateU2, Naughtynaughty, Berlyn, Hisduchess, juhan, makydebbie, STFUareyouG0d,halfricanadian

MrCork:
..this sinners need to repent sooooonest...all they do on nairaland is talk about sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxc:

Ellacute45, KingCheezyPuff, QueenValarie, Onila, HateU2, Naughtynaughty, Berlyn, Hisduchess, juhan, makydebbie, STFUareyouG0d,halfricanadian

MrCork:
..this sinners need to repent sooooonest...all they do on nairaland is talk about sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxc:

Ellacute45, KingCheezyPuff, QueenValarie, Onila, HateU2, Naughtynaughty, Be.rlyn, Hisduchess, juhan, makydebbie, STFUareyouG0d,halfricanadian

HateU2:
Dis drunk grandpa again

Berlyn:
you where absent the day God was distributing 'sense' when or where have you seen me talked about se.x?

makydebbie:
my sister thats why he is sharing brain with his dog...dont blame him..

Berlyn:
dog brain better sef na chicken brain him get

makydebbie:
chaiii...MrCork na you be dis..my sister this guy will commit suicide after reading this post ooo..lmao!

naughtynaughty:
boo mi

HateU2:
Bestie miiiiii ooo. Gudmorni

naughtynaughty:
goodmrng maami toh cute

HateU2:
I yaf pm u.

MrCork:
..this sinners need to repent sooooonest...all they do on nairaland is talk about sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxc:

Ellacute45, KingCheezyPuff, QueenValarie, Onila, HateU2, Naughtynaughty, Berlyn, His.duchess, juhan, makydebbie, STFUareyouG0d,halfricanadian

nikkypearl:

Ride on sis,i dey yo back

Hian y u come quote me? Mitcheeww
I dont have a wide hole btw my legs..i am a "V"

Berlyn:
you where absent the day God was distributing 'sense' when or where have you seen me talked about se.x?

Sinners:


1. You (Berlyn) ..... Always Callin my name everyday *C0rk* and at the same time thinkin about sexxxc wit me in hear in London...I lie?

2. Ellacute45......she abuses people everyday callin them *diiicks*

3. STFUareyouG0d...logs on to Nairaland everyday sayn his mission is to Nyansh all Nairaland females......includin the inosent ones!! ((i lie?)

4. KingCheezyPuff.....always sayn she prefers men like me wit *big Pakage*

5. halfricanadian ...Somali girl who logs onto Nairaland everyday sayn we London Based Nigerian guys have the bigggest *kondo* (true)

6. QueenValarie....Bored house wife who only enjoys talkin about seeeexc on nairaland...especially wit me!! (i lie?)

7. Onila....Half IBO, Half Angola babe who goes creates sexxxxual related treads about we London gys with big D***

8. HateU2.....Tries to corrupt me every time i login to Nairaland sayn she will give me Lap dance....like am gooono refuse!


9. Naughtynaughty...claims she wil sit on my face afta givin me lap dance...she all ways goin on about sexxxxc thou

10. juhan....will not let me rest...she claims she cant sexxxxc me for 5 days non stop if I but the Bentley I will be gettin in 3 montsh time!

11. makydebbie,.. Ghana babe who hate watchin bluueeeee film alone...sayn she rather watch it wit we Londonders..i lie?


12. hibiscus76....says she plans to sleeep wit me early 2017...before chrissstmas!

13..Dollyjoy....Claims the picture of my 17inches loooong *kondo* is the biggest she seen in her dream

14. Hisduchess...claims her sexxxxcy looong sugary ice cream sexxxxxy K leg can seduuuuuce any guy & make them *self service* like for 2 hours



REPENT!!!