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What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by pweetylivia(f): 11:54am On Jun 08, 2016
I was just walking 'jejely' on my own yesterday when one girl Ada (not her real name though) passed me by. Two things happened then;

>>>Ada just wanted to step on my toes by all means. "Dear Ada, I know you just wanted me to notice you. Yes! I get it!. You are now a big girl, pretty with nice clothes, hair and your catwalking style. You are just 16 or 17 and can never be my agemate so forget it. Please, please, please stop trying to step on my toes because this is not the first time this is happening. I know you can't greet me again because you now have boyfriends so we are now mates but ISSORITE.

>>>As Ada passed me by, a very OVERPOWERING, PUNGENT, PUTRESCENT, MALODOROUS, ICKY,FETID, ACRID, SMELLY, STINKY AND UNPLEASANT SMELL oozed out. The body odour was so bad that I even thought the world was about to come to an end at that point. Yes, everybody sweats but body odour should be controlled. Dear girls, wash with soap daily particularly your armpit where there are many sweat producing glands. The use of antiperspirants and deodorants should be your daily routine. Wash your clothes thoroughly particularly the ones that comes in contact with sweaty areas. It is just as easy as that.
Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by vizkiz: 11:57am On Jun 08, 2016
ok, so what do you want us to do now

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Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by Nobody: 11:58am On Jun 08, 2016
is that all

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Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by jonaifame22(m): 12:00pm On Jun 08, 2016
For those of us who suck pvssy our eyes have seen shege, buh who we wan complain give?

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Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by Young03(m): 12:17pm On Jun 08, 2016
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Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by Nobody: 12:26pm On Jun 08, 2016
pweetylivia:

I was just walking 'jejely' on my own yesterday when one girl Ada (not her real name though) passed me by. Two things happened then;

>>>Ada just wanted to step on my toes by all means. "Dear Ada, I know you just wanted me to notice you. Yes! I get it!. You are now a big girl, pretty with nice clothes, hair and your catwalking style. You are just 16 or 17 and can never be my agemate so forget it. Please, please, please stop trying to step on my toes because this is not the first time this is happening. I know you can't greet me again because you now have boyfriends so we are now mates but ISSORITE.

>>>As Ada passed me by, a very OVERPOWERING, PUNGENT, PUTRESCENT, MALODOROUS, ICKY,FETID, ACRID, SMELLY, STINKY AND UNPLEASANT SMELL oozed out. The body odour was so bad that I even thought the world was about to come to an end at that point. Yes, everybody sweats but body odour should be controlled. Dear girls, wash with soap daily particularly your armpit where there are many sweat producing glands. The use of antiperspirants and deodorants should be your daily routine. Wash your clothes thoroughly particularly the ones that comes in contact with sweaty areas. It is just as easy as that.

How can we make certain that the odour didn't originate from you?
You know you look fit? So you probably walk at a brisk pace. Let's look at it this way: as you walk very fast you disturb air molecules around you, they collide with one another and become charged. You can't smell yourself cos the air is been dissipated at your sides, due to your somewhat streamlined body. So you keep walking and you spot Ada coming in the opposite direction. She's walking gracefully cos she wants you to take in the whole scenery. She walks past you and spins around; you do the same, but due to your flexibility you're able to generate alot of energy on the turn. And due to the speed of the turn, the air around you becomes excessively charged and a mini turbulence is created. The mini wind hits Ada and rebounds back to you, and that's how you smelt your own body odour and thought it was Ada's. The most worrying thing here is: your portrayal of Ada suggests she would have been wearing a very classy perfume. So if the air charged by you mixed with the air around Ada and still smelt foul to you, then your body odour needs to registered in the Guinness Books of Records as the most poisonous body odour known to mankind.

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Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by pweetylivia(f): 12:30pm On Jun 08, 2016
Haute:


How can we make certain that the odour didn't originate from you?
You know you look fit? So you probably walk at a brisk pace. Let's look at it this way: as you walk very fast you disturb air molecules around you, they collide with one another and become charged. You can't smell yourself cos the air is been dissipated at your sides, due to your somewhat streamlined body. So you keep walking and you spot Ada coming in the opposite direction. She's walking gracefully cos she wants you to take in the whole scenery. She walks past you and spins around; you do the same, but due to your flexibility you're able to generate alot of energy on the turn. And due to the speed of the turn, the air around you becomes excessively charged and a mini turbulence is created. The mini wind hits Ada and rebounds back to you, and that's how you smelt your own body odour and thought it was Ada's. The most worrying thing here is: your portrayal of Ada suggests she would have been wearing a very classy perfume. So if the air charged by you mixed with the air around Ada and still smelt foul to you, then your body odour needs to registered in the Guinness Books of Records as the most poisonous body odour known to mankind.
What is this one blabbing?
Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by pweetylivia(f): 12:32pm On Jun 08, 2016
kelvinreality:

is that all
Should I write epistle
Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by pweetylivia(f): 12:32pm On Jun 08, 2016
jonaifame22:
For those of us who suck pvssy our eyes have seen shege, buh who we wan complain give?
lol
Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by Maxi112: 12:38pm On Jun 08, 2016
jonaifame22:
For those of us who suck pvssy our eyes have seen shege, buh who we wan complain give?
the day u retire from sucking pussy, will be the year 9ja go carry world upgrin

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Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by Kiish(m): 12:40pm On Jun 08, 2016
if i hear peeem...

Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by UrWorstNitemare: 12:57pm On Jun 08, 2016
undecided buh hunn, y iz u BLACKMAILING da innocent girl... huh

FACT:
D FEMALE SPECIES TEND TO BE JEALOUS WHEN THEY COME ACROSS A BETTER ENDOWED SPECIE OF SIMILAR GENDER... cool

so d situation here is that, you couldn't bliv it when u saw Ada, dat dirty lukin kid. Now all grownup and lukin better and more enhanced than you do....NOW DAZZOL
angry

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Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by pweetylivia(f): 1:07pm On Jun 08, 2016
UrWorstNitemare:
undecided buh hunn, y iz u BLACKMAILING da innocent girl... huh

FACT:
D FEMALE SPECIES TEND TO BE JEALOUS WHEN THEY COME ACROSS A BETTER ENDOWED SPECIE OF SIMILAR GENDER... cool

so d situation here is that, you couldn't bliv it when u saw Ada, dat dirty lukin kid. Now all grownup and lukin better and more enhanced than you do....NOW DAZZOL
angry
hahahahaha. I wonder why I should be jealous. Give me reasons why I should. I actually have no business with her. I was just shocked that she would be that dirty with such body odour at her young age.
Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by Nobody: 1:19pm On Jun 08, 2016
pweetylivia:
What is this one blabbing?
....and the truth shall set you free. undecided
Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by jonaifame22(m): 1:30pm On Jun 08, 2016
Maxi112:
the day u retire from sucking pussy, will be the year 9ja go carry world upgrin
my brother shey me dey even plan to retire ni,
I remember quarrelling wth my one time gf over pvssy suck cos she wasn't comfortable wth it!
Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by schumastic(m): 1:42pm On Jun 08, 2016
hahaha so what do you want us to do with this information or is she a member here grin grin...

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Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by Nobody: 3:02pm On Jun 08, 2016
Naija gals and black gate

Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by Maxi112: 3:58pm On Jun 08, 2016
jonaifame22:
my brother shey me dey even plan to retire ni,
I remember quarrelling wth my one time gf over pvssy suck cos she wasn't comfortable wth it!
plz retire. I use God name beg u!
Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by jonaifame22(m): 4:11pm On Jun 08, 2016
Maxi112:
plz retire. I use God name beg u!
I wis cld stop buh to me sex is incomplete wth suckn pvssy! Buh I'll try to stop sha!
Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by Nobody: 4:58pm On Jun 08, 2016
Does bad odor signify a world end? Kwa!
I see this simply as[color=#006600][/color] BEEF.
Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by Laveda(f): 5:06pm On Jun 08, 2016
undecided
Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by pweetylivia(f): 5:20pm On Jun 08, 2016
Powell07:
Does bad odor signify a world end? Kwa!
I see this simply as[color=#006600][/color] BEEF.
Do you also have body odour
Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by Hedonistically: 8:50am On Aug 27, 2016
I feel guilty about the fact that I enjoyed reading this. I would like to have a private discussion with you and 'Ada'.
Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by Nobody: 8:54am On Aug 27, 2016
I smell nothing but jealousy.
Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by firstking01(m): 9:34am On Aug 27, 2016
jonaifame22:
For those of us who suck pvssy our eyes have seen shege, buh who we wan complain give?
The 17 year old secondary school girl own wey you lick nko
Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by jonaifame22(m): 9:40am On Aug 27, 2016
firstking01:
The 17 year old secondary school girl own wey you lick nko
she's very clean!
Re: What Is The Point Of Doing "Big Girl" When You Have Nasty Body Odour by firstking01(m): 9:51am On Aug 27, 2016
jonaifame22:
she's very clean!
17 year very clean huhundecided…you berra go check up yourself.

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